GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Greek handjob is like putting your hand in the country crock, right?

what means this?

Crisco make more sense?

 

[Limp Ditka]

You put a spoon that you've heated with a lighter for a about a minute on your skin and you're good to go. That's just a fact.

Ok Rambo.

If it ever happens again, I'll video it. No that big of a deal.

This guy ran the infield of Churchill, on derby day, while wearing a horsehead. I'm not doubting his capabilities.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ran is stretching it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Ran is stretching it.

Galloped?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ran is stretching it.

Galloped?

Slogged/Staggered/Trudged

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You put a spoon that you've heated with a lighter for a about a minute on your skin and you're good to go. That's just a fact.

Ok Rambo.

If it ever happens again, I'll video it. No that big of a deal.

OK, Fellini.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You put a spoon that you've heated with a lighter for a about a minute on your skin and you're good to go. That's just a fact.

Ok Rambo.

If it ever happens again, I'll video it. No that big of a deal.

OK, Fellini.

lol

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

 

[UniAlias]

Ran is stretching it.

Galloped?

Slogged/Staggered/Trudged

There was a lot of blood afterwards too. I should have found a spoon and fixed you up.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

you look enormous 300#+ easy.

 

[cosjobs]

Ran is stretching it.

Galloped?

Slogged/Staggered/Trudged

cavorted / dallied

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ran is stretching it.

Galloped?

Slogged/Staggered/Trudged

cavorted / dallied

Floundered/Shuffled/Tromped

 

[UniAlias]

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

My bad, Bob. I edited that link out.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

My bad, Bob. I edited that link out.

Horribly embarrassing, imo

 

[cosjobs]

Ran is stretching it.

Galloped?

Slogged/Staggered/Trudged

cavorted / dallied

Floundered/Shuffled/Tromped

Frollicked, Pranced, Gamboled

 

[cosjobs]

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

My bad, Bob. I edited that link out.

Horribly embarrassing, imo

Why did you put it on bit torrents?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

you look enormous 300#+ easy.

You're right but I don't care about that.

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

My bad, Bob. I edited that link out.

Again, it was funny. Thanks brother. I'm not sure it can be deleted now? Shuke?

 

[cosjobs]

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

you look enormous 300#+ easy.

You're right but I don't care about that.

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

My bad, Bob. I edited that link out.

Again, it was funny. Thanks brother. I'm not sure it can be deleted now? Shuke?

sure it can. we have the polish mistake as our firewall

 

[Limp Ditka]

GIFamous post removed

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Was there something cool about that gif that I missed? Seemed like Bob talking...

 

[cosjobs]

THis song has been in my head since reading that historical Jesus book. Not sure if its related, but seems plausible

Oh the deacon went down

In the cellar to pray

He fell asleep

And he stayed all day

I ain't a gonna grieve, my Lord no more

THose are the lyrics I learned as a kid, but I don't know where they came from. Hard to believe it was in church, but unsure where else I would ahve picked it up.

I also remember this one:

If you get to heaven,
Before I do,
Just bore a hole
An' pull me through.


Do you guys know this song? Where did you learn it?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Deleted as well.

 

[Limp Ditka]

cos, wait!

 

[cosjobs]

cos, wait!

what th

 

[Limp Ditka]

cos, wait!

what th

lyrics seemed......dooomy.

 

[Limp Ditka]

cos, wait!

what th

lyrics seemed......dooomy.

or verses, or passages.

 

[cosjobs]

These 2am outages hurt this threads lucubrations.

 

[bostonfred]

These 2am outages hurt this threads lucubrations.

lucubrations sleeps with the fishes

 

[BigJohn]

THis is seriously the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Actual pornhub comments placed in stock photos. I'm dying over here.

(photos are SFW but the text obviously isn't)

King Arthur...

 

[gianmarco]

Poor NB. At the point woz is saying he'd feel emasculated in your situation, it's time to re-evaluate some things.

Woz softball just being ignored because there's so much fodder.

Moops> naming your next FF team "Bathtub Bobsled"?

Team picture 1

Team picture 2

ETA -- Jamaican Chess Team and their coach

 

[shuke]

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

Sorry dude. Just deleted it from the cage pics thread.

 

[shuke]

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

you look enormous 300#+ easy.

You're right but I don't care about that.

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

My bad, Bob. I edited that link out.

Again, it was funny. Thanks brother. I'm not sure it can be deleted now? Shuke?

I don't know if the actual gif can be deleted. We can delete all links in here, though.

 

[shuke]

TF> your inbox is full.

 

[Frostillicus]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

I'm Polish, have been to Poland, and never heard of these.

Omg I'm polish too.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

I'm Polish, have been to Poland, and never heard of these.

Omg I'm polish too.

I've been to Poland!

 

[Frostillicus]

My kid just pooped on the floor at this cabin.

 

[Abraham]

Just to fit in, i went back and deleted something as well.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My kid just pooped on the floor at this cabin.

Better hop on the bath with him and get him cleaned up.

 

[Frostillicus]

My kid just pooped on the floor at this cabin.

Better hop on the bath with him and get him cleaned up.

I just smushed it into the floor with my foot like I was Shuke in a hotel room.

 

[Annyong]

My kid just pooped on the floor at this cabin.

Better hop on the bath with him and get him cleaned up.

I just smushed it into the floor with my foot like I was Shuke in a hotel room.

How old is your kid? I can't remember the last time I pooped on the floor. Maybe tonight.

 

[T Bell]

in 6 hours or so my wife is having a biopsy done on a mass in her left breast. she is easily one of the sweetest kindest people i have ever met. her mother died from breast cancer in her early 40's. she is terrified. i'm trying to hold it together.

i'll take any & all tpw's

Best of luck.

Yes. I hope this all works out for you guys.

 

[T Bell]

So if I cut myself 5 1/2 hours ago, and it's still bleeding, I should probably be getting stitches..... amirite?

Are you female?

If the answer is "no", then yes, go to an emergency room.

 

[General Malaise]

Finally got to do a little reading this weekend.

Slow Burn - Damn good zombie book. solid, short pageturner set in Austin

Farmers and Cannibals- self published kindle sci-fi entry was pretty good, but I think GM might have been his editor

Sycamore Row - Grisham is back, baby. Best novel since Pelican Brief

Zealot - Life and TImes of Jesus Christ. Only halfway through this, but really holding my interest. NF history of the life of Jesus.

We're doing book thread here now? I like this idea.

Will have to check out Slow Burn and Zealot. I really hate the self published stuff that looks like it's written by a 9 year old. So irritating.

Not usually my cup of tea on the SP angle, but I loved the title. Prose was passable, spelling was forrestish.

I edited The Devil's Shoestring, but I'll be the first to admit, my red pen got very tired early on in the process. Not a gig for me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks GB's.

 

[General Malaise]

Best ball is misleading as really there's only one ball to be had, so to speak, but....

NO WAIVER WIRES@!!!!111

Why are the rules so secret?

They aren't. Are you playing?

 

[YSR]

It's been handled #######s. I'm not going. And I didn't get the thread clipped last week either. ####### judgmental #######s.

I'm not kidding that I didn't see anything wrong with this idea. It's just a couple of days and she will have plenty of help and attention.

Obviously I have not had kids so am apparently am an idiot when it comes to these things. Double

I actually didn't see the big deal either, honestly. When we had our daughter, we came home from the hospital on a Monday and by midday Tuesday, we both stared at each other in a "she sleeps all the time, do we both really need to be here?" kind of way, so I went back to work that Thursday. I'm sure it will be very different with a 3-year-old in the mix and I am sure I will sing a different tune when we have another.

Polish Mistakes

OMG, I have never heard of these but believe me when I say that I will be making these in the next 48 hours.

 

[General Malaise]

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[Stoneys]

I have no idea what a polish mistake is.

I'm Polish, have been to Poland, and never heard of these.

Omg I'm polish too.

I'm a quarter Polish

 

[T Bell]

Mother####ers. I'm uncool with that.gif. Sure it's funny but I would really prefer it to not be floating around the Internet.

Too late, man. The internet is forever.

 

[General Malaise]

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