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[General Malaise]

How do I accept your trade GM?

Stupid ### dalton

I'd say an iHandy might help...

 

[General Malaise]

GM, how much do you get if you win the first week?

Box of urine

Is it pee?

Worse. Franzia.

 

[Guster]

F'ing Dalton.

He may want to change his name and dye his hair after this game because he's going to take a ton of heat in town for this performance

 

[T Bell]

If you guys thought it would take a little while for me to start making bad decisions, you'd be wrong

Ended up hanging out with Crazy last night and she lived up to her nickname.

I was successfully drinking away my sorrows and she came over and joined me and tried to be a friend and keep my mind off Chicago Girl.

We walked to a bar down the street for some food and drink and when I went to pay, my debit card was declined. I had tried to fund my online gambling account and my bank flagged it as fraudulent and blocked my account. Awesome.

Hit a bar for some pool and shots and beers. She beat the crap out of a dude at pool despite him cheating and trying to move the cue ball 2x. He was pissed off and yelling at her and I had to step up and ask if there was any issue there. He walked off and had a smoke instead of kicking my ###.

From there we went bowling and drank PBRs. The old people next to us liked us and kept buying us beer

She wanted some drunk food, so went to a local chili place. She was backing out and hit a car. Oops. The car she hit (5 series BMW) had a scratch on back, but her car is black and the scratch was white, so that doesn't really add up. He was offering to take her insurance info or call the cops and since she wasn't as sober as a driver probably should be. He kept threatening to call the cops and she was freaking out, so I stepped in and calmed the situation down, exchanged info and left.

For some reason she thought it would be a good idea to stop off at a bar on the way home too for another shot. At this point I just wanted to go home and it was less than a mile walk, so I started to leave. She got pissed off and insisted on driving me home.

Got home and she screamed at me for 45 minutes, freaking out about the car and I don't remember what else. I was yelling at her to leave so I could just go to bed and end this night. I'm sure my neighbors really appreciated that at 2am.

Here's to making bad decisions

cheers

at the look in the video.

 

[-fish-]

If you guys thought it would take a little while for me to start making bad decisions, you'd be wrong

Ended up hanging out with Crazy last night and she lived up to her nickname.

I was successfully drinking away my sorrows and she came over and joined me and tried to be a friend and keep my mind off Chicago Girl.

We walked to a bar down the street for some food and drink and when I went to pay, my debit card was declined. I had tried to fund my online gambling account and my bank flagged it as fraudulent and blocked my account. Awesome.

Hit a bar for some pool and shots and beers. She beat the crap out of a dude at pool despite him cheating and trying to move the cue ball 2x. He was pissed off and yelling at her and I had to step up and ask if there was any issue there. He walked off and had a smoke instead of kicking my ###.

From there we went bowling and drank PBRs. The old people next to us liked us and kept buying us beer

She wanted some drunk food, so went to a local chili place. She was backing out and hit a car. Oops. The car she hit (5 series BMW) had a scratch on back, but her car is black and the scratch was white, so that doesn't really add up. He was offering to take her insurance info or call the cops and since she wasn't as sober as a driver probably should be. He kept threatening to call the cops and she was freaking out, so I stepped in and calmed the situation down, exchanged info and left.

For some reason she thought it would be a good idea to stop off at a bar on the way home too for another shot. At this point I just wanted to go home and it was less than a mile walk, so I started to leave. She got pissed off and insisted on driving me home.

Got home and she screamed at me for 45 minutes, freaking out about the car and I don't remember what else. I was yelling at her to leave so I could just go to bed and end this night. I'm sure my neighbors really appreciated that at 2am.

Here's to making bad decisions

cheers

you're my hero.

 

[General Malaise]

If you guys thought it would take a little while for me to start making bad decisions, you'd be wrong

Ended up hanging out with Crazy last night and she lived up to her nickname.

I was successfully drinking away my sorrows and she came over and joined me and tried to be a friend and keep my mind off Chicago Girl.

We walked to a bar down the street for some food and drink and when I went to pay, my debit card was declined. I had tried to fund my online gambling account and my bank flagged it as fraudulent and blocked my account. Awesome.

Hit a bar for some pool and shots and beers. She beat the crap out of a dude at pool despite him cheating and trying to move the cue ball 2x. He was pissed off and yelling at her and I had to step up and ask if there was any issue there. He walked off and had a smoke instead of kicking my ###.

From there we went bowling and drank PBRs. The old people next to us liked us and kept buying us beer

She wanted some drunk food, so went to a local chili place. She was backing out and hit a car. Oops. The car she hit (5 series BMW) had a scratch on back, but her car is black and the scratch was white, so that doesn't really add up. He was offering to take her insurance info or call the cops and since she wasn't as sober as a driver probably should be. He kept threatening to call the cops and she was freaking out, so I stepped in and calmed the situation down, exchanged info and left.

For some reason she thought it would be a good idea to stop off at a bar on the way home too for another shot. At this point I just wanted to go home and it was less than a mile walk, so I started to leave. She got pissed off and insisted on driving me home.

Got home and she screamed at me for 45 minutes, freaking out about the car and I don't remember what else. I was yelling at her to leave so I could just go to bed and end this night. I'm sure my neighbors really appreciated that at 2am.

Here's to making bad decisions

cheers

Oh my....

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I wanted the end of that story to be you banging crazy. Next time.

 

[General Malaise]

Making jambalaya today from Greenberg smoked turkey stock. So excited for this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you guys thought it would take a little while for me to start making bad decisions, you'd be wrong

Ended up hanging out with Crazy last night and she lived up to her nickname.

I was successfully drinking away my sorrows and she came over and joined me and tried to be a friend and keep my mind off Chicago Girl.

We walked to a bar down the street for some food and drink and when I went to pay, my debit card was declined. I had tried to fund my online gambling account and my bank flagged it as fraudulent and blocked my account. Awesome.

Hit a bar for some pool and shots and beers. She beat the crap out of a dude at pool despite him cheating and trying to move the cue ball 2x. He was pissed off and yelling at her and I had to step up and ask if there was any issue there. He walked off and had a smoke instead of kicking my ###.

From there we went bowling and drank PBRs. The old people next to us liked us and kept buying us beer

She wanted some drunk food, so went to a local chili place. She was backing out and hit a car. Oops. The car she hit (5 series BMW) had a scratch on back, but her car is black and the scratch was white, so that doesn't really add up. He was offering to take her insurance info or call the cops and since she wasn't as sober as a driver probably should be. He kept threatening to call the cops and she was freaking out, so I stepped in and calmed the situation down, exchanged info and left.

For some reason she thought it would be a good idea to stop off at a bar on the way home too for another shot. At this point I just wanted to go home and it was less than a mile walk, so I started to leave. She got pissed off and insisted on driving me home.

Got home and she screamed at me for 45 minutes, freaking out about the car and I don't remember what else. I was yelling at her to leave so I could just go to bed and end this night. I'm sure my neighbors really appreciated that at 2am.

Here's to making bad decisions

cheers

Good lord

 

[-fish-]

This game is like watching truck play candyland.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Making jambalaya today from Greenberg smoked turkey stock. So excited for this.

That sounds terrible. No offense.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I hate Marvin Lewis so bad.

 

[-fish-]

having a tough time deciding between beer and a jack/coke for my first drink of the day.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Today is "make your pinewood derby car" day. Since Dylan is now in scouts, I have the unique opportunity of helping both of my boys fail.

At least with the snow there wasn't anybody there (my neighbor's house) to watch my lack of wood working skillz.

Started yesterday. Son is doing a Minecraft creeper car.

It must be so cool to have talent.

It was a compliment. I suck at this. Took your advice from last year and ordered the tungsten weights and putty

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, how much do you get if you win the first week?

Box of urine

Yes!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Never seen the bengals line get manhandled like this.

 

[shuke]

If you guys thought it would take a little while for me to start making bad decisions, you'd be wrong

Ended up hanging out with Crazy last night and she lived up to her nickname.

I was successfully drinking away my sorrows and she came over and joined me and tried to be a friend and keep my mind off Chicago Girl.

We walked to a bar down the street for some food and drink and when I went to pay, my debit card was declined. I had tried to fund my online gambling account and my bank flagged it as fraudulent and blocked my account. Awesome.

Hit a bar for some pool and shots and beers. She beat the crap out of a dude at pool despite him cheating and trying to move the cue ball 2x. He was pissed off and yelling at her and I had to step up and ask if there was any issue there. He walked off and had a smoke instead of kicking my ###.

From there we went bowling and drank PBRs. The old people next to us liked us and kept buying us beer

She wanted some drunk food, so went to a local chili place. She was backing out and hit a car. Oops. The car she hit (5 series BMW) had a scratch on back, but her car is black and the scratch was white, so that doesn't really add up. He was offering to take her insurance info or call the cops and since she wasn't as sober as a driver probably should be. He kept threatening to call the cops and she was freaking out, so I stepped in and calmed the situation down, exchanged info and left.

For some reason she thought it would be a good idea to stop off at a bar on the way home too for another shot. At this point I just wanted to go home and it was less than a mile walk, so I started to leave. She got pissed off and insisted on driving me home.

Got home and she screamed at me for 45 minutes, freaking out about the car and I don't remember what else. I was yelling at her to leave so I could just go to bed and end this night. I'm sure my neighbors really appreciated that at 2am.

Here's to making bad decisions

cheers

I love old Guster.

 

[shuke]

I hate Marvin Lewis so bad.

"we just have to try harder and play smarter next time".

 

[Guster]

Oh and I just texted FWB and told her to pick up chipotle and bring it over to me. I'm an #######

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Never seen the bengals line get manhandled like this.

Reverse jinx in effect. They're rolling now.

 

[shuke]

Today is "make your pinewood derby car" day. Since Dylan is now in scouts, I have the unique opportunity of helping both of my boys fail.

At least with the snow there wasn't anybody there (my neighbor's house) to watch my lack of wood working skillz.

Started yesterday. Son is doing a Minecraft creeper car.

It must be so cool to have talent.

It was a compliment. I suck at this. Took your advice from last year and ordered the tungsten weights and putty

That was probably Stu. I'm strictly old school, melting lead fishing weights with a blow torch.

 

[Guster]

Oh Dalton

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Never seen the bengals line get manhandled like this.

Reverse jinx in effect. They're rolling now.

Never mind.

 

[shuke]

Never seen the bengals line get manhandled like this.

Reverse jinx in effect. They're rolling now.

Nice one, gunz.

 

[General Malaise]

Not one person had TY Hilton in GMs contest.

I'm all in on SF/CIN

you *******!

?

Our teams are pretty different. I went with a wr at my flex since they get 2 pts per reception

WHAT?

3 rules defined:For position: QBs

2 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).

For position: RBs

1 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).

For position: WRs, TEs, Ks

2 bonus point(s) each 1 reception(s), starting with 1 reception(s).

It's like GM has some aversion to normal rules.

What are you a Shark Pooler or something? I'm taking you nerds out of your comfort zone. Embrace it.

 

[Tiger Fan]

White Bean Soup is cooking in the crockpot

 

[shuke]

SO GLAD I stayed home today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wanted the end of that story to be you banging crazy. Next time.

I agree. Otherwise well done GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh Dalton

One of my favorite Beatles songs.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Guys, I'm having some almost-buyer's remorse even before buying this house. I'm starting to think a reasonable person might move to Seattle and rent for a while before just jumping in to yet another home purchase. Yes?

Moving to Seattle already? I haven't had a chance to cornhole you in Atlanta. Good luck!

We'll probably be here for another three months. Who else is in ATL? We should put something together!

McGarnicle, Rick James, StevieG??, I'm forgetting some others I know - I'd be in for Happy Hour.

Hipple, KidC, Stubby, a few others. I was the FFA ATL FF champion in 2003 :flex:

Hipple would show up two weeks late for the cornhole.

True story...our draft was at Z Machine's house when he lived in ATL. Hipple was the last one to show up and then walked right in and took a shower. We had to wait for him to finish up to start the draft.

Did he ask first or just head right for the shower?You should also regale is with you memories of DaVinci. That also cracks me up.

Your notebook > my notebook. Can u refresh my memory?

Real outgoing, good looking guy. The sort who would have a really hot wife. I think Mrs.DaVinci was the original catfisher.

oh yeah, never met them. pickles setting me up

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Never seen the bengals line get manhandled like this.

Reverse jinx in effect. They're rolling now.

Nice one, gunz.

Rooting for the Chargers.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Never seen the bengals line get manhandled like this.

Reverse jinx in effect. They're rolling now.

Never mind.

Thanks for un-reversing it, buddy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Stupid Bengals. No middle for me.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I wanted the end of that story to be you banging crazy. Next time.

Me too

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I still believe in our Bengals

 

[YSR]

We keep a bowl of cheap dry cat food out on our porch during the winter because I hate thinking of the stray kitties who will not only go cold but will also go hungry this season. Today, Mr. YSR was leaving for the afternoon and when he walked out, the cutest little gray cat was at the bottom of our porch steps, just meowing up a storm.

Because the majority of the strays are skittish as hell if we happen upon them on our porch, I was thrilled that one was sticking around so I ran to the kitchen to get some wet food. While I was dishing it out, I heard an anguished cry from Mr. YSR: the cat had been hit by a car.

So I took this stray with a broken back right leg over to UT Vet Hospital. I had known him for almost 12 minutes but had already come up with a name and been trying to think how he would fit in with our other cats. I got there and the vet basically said "man, this guy is broken", meaning that there probably isn't much they can do. I am waiting for a call.

So, today, I've basically cried over the (possibly impending) death of a cat I don't know. I think this pregnancy is a little more intense than the last one.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Today is "make your pinewood derby car" day. Since Dylan is now in scouts, I have the unique opportunity of helping both of my boys fail.

At least with the snow there wasn't anybody there (my neighbor's house) to watch my lack of wood working skillz.

Started yesterday. Son is doing a Minecraft creeper car.

It must be so cool to have talent.

It was a compliment. I suck at this. Took your advice from last year and ordered the tungsten weights and putty

That was probably Stu. I'm strictly old school, melting lead fishing weights with a blow torch.

Thanks Stu!

 

[bostonfred]

GM, how much do you get if you win the first week?

Box of urine

Is it pee?

Worse. Franzia.

Bull####ing####.

 

[Guster]

I wanted the end of that story to be you banging crazy. Next time.

Me too

She had surgery to remove a fibroid recently, so that was off limits

 

[AAABatteries]

Holy #### this is funny. Apologies if a honda. This teen must hate his parents now. It's a long video but worth it.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bl84sYzEF8I&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dbl84sYzEF8I

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I wanted the end of that story to be you banging crazy. Next time.

Me too

She had surgery to remove a fibroid recently, so that was off limits

Was her mouth broken too?

 

[General Malaise]

Making jambalaya today from Greenberg smoked turkey stock. So excited for this.

That sounds terrible. No offense.

Guess I'll retrieve yours out of my postbox.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We keep a bowl of cheap dry cat food out on our porch during the winter because I hate thinking of the stray kitties who will not only go cold but will also go hungry this season. Today, Mr. YSR was leaving for the afternoon and when he walked out, the cutest little gray cat was at the bottom of our porch steps, just meowing up a storm.

Because the majority of the strays are skittish as hell if we happen upon them on our porch, I was thrilled that one was sticking around so I ran to the kitchen to get some wet food. While I was dishing it out, I heard an anguished cry from Mr. YSR: the cat had been hit by a car.

So I took this stray with a broken back right leg over to UT Vet Hospital. I had known him for almost 12 minutes but had already come up with a name and been trying to think how he would fit in with our other cats. I got there and the vet basically said "man, this guy is broken", meaning that there probably isn't much they can do. I am waiting for a call.

So, today, I've basically cried over the (possibly impending) death of a cat I don't know. I think this pregnancy is a little more intense than the last one.

:( Sorry GB. You're a good person.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We keep a bowl of cheap dry cat food out on our porch during the winter because I hate thinking of the stray kitties who will not only go cold but will also go hungry this season. Today, Mr. YSR was leaving for the afternoon and when he walked out, the cutest little gray cat was at the bottom of our porch steps, just meowing up a storm.

Because the majority of the strays are skittish as hell if we happen upon them on our porch, I was thrilled that one was sticking around so I ran to the kitchen to get some wet food. While I was dishing it out, I heard an anguished cry from Mr. YSR: the cat had been hit by a car.

So I took this stray with a broken back right leg over to UT Vet Hospital. I had known him for almost 12 minutes but had already come up with a name and been trying to think how he would fit in with our other cats. I got there and the vet basically said "man, this guy is broken", meaning that there probably isn't much they can do. I am waiting for a call.

So, today, I've basically cried over the (possibly impending) death of a cat I don't know. I think this pregnancy is a little more intense than the last one.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sorry YSR. Poor kitty.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

If you guys thought it would take a little while for me to start making bad decisions, you'd be wrong

Ended up hanging out with Crazy last night and she lived up to her nickname.

I was successfully drinking away my sorrows and she came over and joined me and tried to be a friend and keep my mind off Chicago Girl.

We walked to a bar down the street for some food and drink and when I went to pay, my debit card was declined. I had tried to fund my online gambling account and my bank flagged it as fraudulent and blocked my account. Awesome.

Hit a bar for some pool and shots and beers. She beat the crap out of a dude at pool despite him cheating and trying to move the cue ball 2x. He was pissed off and yelling at her and I had to step up and ask if there was any issue there. He walked off and had a smoke instead of kicking my ###.

From there we went bowling and drank PBRs. The old people next to us liked us and kept buying us beer

She wanted some drunk food, so went to a local chili place. She was backing out and hit a car. Oops. The car she hit (5 series BMW) had a scratch on back, but her car is black and the scratch was white, so that doesn't really add up. He was offering to take her insurance info or call the cops and since she wasn't as sober as a driver probably should be. He kept threatening to call the cops and she was freaking out, so I stepped in and calmed the situation down, exchanged info and left.

For some reason she thought it would be a good idea to stop off at a bar on the way home too for another shot. At this point I just wanted to go home and it was less than a mile walk, so I started to leave. She got pissed off and insisted on driving me home.

Got home and she screamed at me for 45 minutes, freaking out about the car and I don't remember what else. I was yelling at her to leave so I could just go to bed and end this night. I'm sure my neighbors really appreciated that at 2am.

Here's to making bad decisions

cheers

Classic shot vid.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Making jambalaya today from Greenberg smoked turkey stock. So excited for this.

That sounds terrible. No offense.

Guess I'll retrieve yours out of my postbox.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Guys, I'm having some almost-buyer's remorse even before buying this house. I'm starting to think a reasonable person might move to Seattle and rent for a while before just jumping in to yet another home purchase. Yes?

Moving to Seattle already? I haven't had a chance to cornhole you in Atlanta. Good luck!

We'll probably be here for another three months. Who else is in ATL? We should put something together!

McGarnicle, Rick James, StevieG??, I'm forgetting some others I know - I'd be in for Happy Hour.

Hipple, KidC, Stubby, a few others. I was the FFA ATL FF champion in 2003 :flex:

Hipple would show up two weeks late for the cornhole.

True story...our draft was at Z Machine's house when he lived in ATL. Hipple was the last one to show up and then walked right in and took a shower. We had to wait for him to finish up to start the draft.

Did he ask first or just head right for the shower?You should also regale is with you memories of DaVinci. That also cracks me up.

Your notebook > my notebook. Can u refresh my memory?

Real outgoing, good looking guy. The sort who would have a really hot wife. I think Mrs.DaVinci was the original catfisher.

Or exactly the opposite of that.

I wasn't there, but TF is asking me for the details?

 

[General Malaise]

GM, how much do you get if you win the first week?

Box of urine

Is it pee?

Worse. Franzia.

Bull####ing####.

 

[Guster]

I wanted the end of that story to be you banging crazy. Next time.

Me too

She had surgery to remove a fibroid recently, so that was off limits

Was her mouth broken too?

Almost