Homer J Simpson
I don't push
What are we, royals?Can't do it. How about Oildale?Bakersfield.Bump.So, where are we watching the Super Bowl this year?
What are we, royals?Can't do it. How about Oildale?Bakersfield.Bump.So, where are we watching the Super Bowl this year?
We may need to give the TV bunny ears a test first.Can't do it. How about Oildale?Bakersfield.Bump.So, where are we watching the Super Bowl this year?
I can bring some spare foil.We may need to give the TV bunny ears a test first.Can't do it. How about Oildale?Bakersfield.Bump.So, where are we watching the Super Bowl this year?
Every time he needs to follow up with you on something, you should always say, "Holla!"I found out yesterday that a new guy I work with is a champion yodeler.I've got some video around. Actually sang it a handful of times with my buddy's college band. Kind of a special appearance type of thing.Okay, let's hear it.Mine is Soul Man. It's more like screaming than singing, though. I'd like to find something else, but I'm just so good at this.This reminds me that I need to find a go to karaoke song.I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.
I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night
But how will you stop the government from controlling your thoughts?I can bring some spare foil.We may need to give the TV bunny ears a test first.Can't do it. How about Oildale?Bakersfield.Bump.So, where are we watching the Super Bowl this year?
You talk? I thought you only typed.Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?
I type out loud, dude. OUT LOUD!!!You talk? I thought you only typed.Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?![]()
crazy good cioppino
Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this,
Don't worry, married women can.Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this,![]()
Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?
I just assumed every truck bed in Texas was filled with empties.Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?
I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.
You're deciding what's gross now?I just assumed every truck bed in Texas was filled with empties.Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?
I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.![]()
As for your buddy, that's just gross. And stupid...he might not have had a DVR, but there were still commercials.
Abe's blogging about personal finance. Black is white, up is down, clocks are running backward and lions are whelping in the street.You're deciding what's gross now?I just assumed every truck bed in Texas was filled with empties.Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?
I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.![]()
As for your buddy, that's just gross. And stupid...he might not have had a DVR, but there were still commercials.
Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in?
not since 1993Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in?not since 1993
You're deciding what's gross now?I just assumed every truck bed in Texas was filled with empties.Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?
I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.![]()
As for your buddy, that's just gross. And stupid...he might not have had a DVR, but there were still commercials.
Hey man, if someone like ME is saying it's gross, it's pretty friggin' gross.You're deciding what's gross now?I just assumed every truck bed in Texas was filled with empties.Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?
I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.![]()
As for your buddy, that's just gross. And stupid...he might not have had a DVR, but there were still commercials.
Whoa. That's a first for me.Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.
Not as sore as Bill's is my guess.Whoa. That's a first for me.Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.
My bung is sore.
Not as sore as Bill's is my guess.Whoa. That's a first for me.Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.
My bung is sore.
We go up there to visit relatives every 1-3 years. Just never in January until this year.Mr.Pack said:Coming in for anything special?Don't forget the sunscreen!Weather looks fantastic in Milwaukee next week. Really looking forward to it.
Hola, Abe.
He lives!!Not as sore as Bill's is my guess.Whoa. That's a first for me.Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.
My bung is sore.![]()
That's seriously f'd upI'm not here much, so this is probably a honda, but its the loudest I've laughed at the internet since Tanner learned to link a video..
I usually don't pander for laughs, but am I crazy for thinking this deserved some love?He seems to have a rather deformed handle on things.
Parts of me may need to be reincarnatedHe lives!!Not as sore as Bill's is my guess.Whoa. That's a first for me.Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.
My bung is sore.![]()
Am I crazy for not getting it?From the 'Radar Hates Hawkeye' thread.....
I usually don't pander for laughs, but am I crazy for thinking this deserved some love?He seems to have a rather deformed handle on things.
my linkAm I crazy for not getting it?From the 'Radar Hates Hawkeye' thread.....
I usually don't pander for laughs, but am I crazy for thinking this deserved some love?He seems to have a rather deformed handle on things.
I'm not here much, so this is probably a honda, but its the loudest I've laughed at the internet since Tanner learned to link a video..
Devil Baby Attack
Future gender reassignment?Why have a ball room with no balls?
They're a nice family but you have to like Yiddish humor.How drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.
Damn, that guy must be 100 at leastHow drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.
watDamn, that guy must be 100 at leastHow drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.
Sounds like you're moving up in the worldHow drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.
I learned something new today.my linkAm I crazy for not getting it?From the 'Radar Hates Hawkeye' thread.....
I usually don't pander for laughs, but am I crazy for thinking this deserved some love?He seems to have a rather deformed handle on things.
Let me know who killed Kennedy.How drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.
After all it was you and me.Let me know who killed Kennedy.How drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.