GM's thread about nothing (49 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

So, where are we watching the Super Bowl this year?

Bump.

Bakersfield.

Can't do it. How about Oildale?

What are we, royals?

 

[T Bell]

So, where are we watching the Super Bowl this year?

Bump.

Bakersfield.

Can't do it. How about Oildale?

We may need to give the TV bunny ears a test first.

 

[Ignoramus]

So, where are we watching the Super Bowl this year?

Bump.

Bakersfield.

Can't do it. How about Oildale?

We may need to give the TV bunny ears a test first.

I can bring some spare foil.

 

[Ignoramus]

Made kick-### chicken and sausage jambalaya with duck stock yesterday and crazy good cioppino for dinner tonight. Someday I'll make someone a pretty good wife.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm still drunk from last night and at a 4th grade girls basketball game. It's 16-3. Awful, awful display. It's terrible what they're doing to this sport.

I drank a lot of tequila and I think I sang Puddle of Mudd karaoke last night

This reminds me that I need to find a go to karaoke song.

Mine is Soul Man. It's more like screaming than singing, though. I'd like to find something else, but I'm just so good at this.

Okay, let's hear it.

I've got some video around. Actually sang it a handful of times with my buddy's college band. Kind of a special appearance type of thing.

I found out yesterday that a new guy I work with is a champion yodeler.

Every time he needs to follow up with you on something, you should always say, "Holla!"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?

 

[T Bell]

So, where are we watching the Super Bowl this year?

Bump.

Bakersfield.

Can't do it. How about Oildale?

We may need to give the TV bunny ears a test first.

I can bring some spare foil.

But how will you stop the government from controlling your thoughts?

 

[T Bell]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?

You talk? I thought you only typed.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?

You talk? I thought you only typed.

I type out loud, dude. OUT LOUD!!!

 

[krista4]

crazy good cioppino

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this,

 

[T Bell]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this,

Don't worry, married women can.

 

[strykerpks]

Backstreet Boys I Want it That Way.

 

[bentley]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?

Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.

I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.

 

[Abraham]

Dude. This kid really needs to be born soon. Wife is really hard to be around right now.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?

Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.

I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.

I just assumed every truck bed in Texas was filled with empties.

As for your buddy, that's just gross. And stupid...he might not have had a DVR, but there were still commercials.

 

[cosjobs]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?

Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.

I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.

I just assumed every truck bed in Texas was filled with empties.

As for your buddy, that's just gross. And stupid...he might not have had a DVR, but there were still commercials.

You're deciding what's gross now?

 

[kevzilla]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?

Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.

I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.

I just assumed every truck bed in Texas was filled with empties.

As for your buddy, that's just gross. And stupid...he might not have had a DVR, but there were still commercials.

You're deciding what's gross now?

Abe's blogging about personal finance. Black is white, up is down, clocks are running backward and lions are whelping in the street.

 

[shuke]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in?

not since 1993

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in?

not since 1993

That's when I started doing it. Who are you, Tanner?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?

Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.

I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.

I just assumed every truck bed in Texas was filled with empties.

As for your buddy, that's just gross. And stupid...he might not have had a DVR, but there were still commercials.

You're deciding what's gross now?

Anyone else just fling empty beer cans into the corner of whatever room you're in? I mean granted, the married guys can't do this, but am I a normal single guy or just basically an animal with the ability of speech?

Back when I was single, I did most of my drinking on the porch or in the garage/game room in the summer. Used to throw the empties in the back of my truck. Which seems kinda stupid since every Sunday night I would have to collect cases worth of empty beer cans and throw them in the trash. For indoor drinking, I'd always end up with a pile of cans beside my chair.

I have this buddy in Dallas that used to piss in his empty bottles during Cowboys' games so that he didn't miss anything. This was before the days of DVR.

I just assumed every truck bed in Texas was filled with empties.

As for your buddy, that's just gross. And stupid...he might not have had a DVR, but there were still commercials.

You're deciding what's gross now?

Hey man, if someone like ME is saying it's gross, it's pretty friggin' gross.

 

[Abraham]

Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.

Whoa. That's a first for me.

My bung is sore.

 

[shuke]

Cat pic for Tanner.

 

[YSR]

Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.

Whoa. That's a first for me.

My bung is sore.

Not as sore as Bill's is my guess.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.

Whoa. That's a first for me.

My bung is sore.

Not as sore as Bill's is my guess.

 

[Osaurus]

Weather looks fantastic in Milwaukee next week. Really looking forward to it.

Coming in for anything special?Don't forget the sunscreen!

We go up there to visit relatives every 1-3 years. Just never in January until this year.

 

[Abraham]

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hola, Abe.

Still not a captive in a foreign jungle land. Mata made scrapple, eggs, and potato cakes for breakfast. Onto bloody marys.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm not here much, so this is probably a honda, but its the loudest I've laughed at the internet since Tanner learned to link a video..

Devil Baby Attack

 

[Guster]

Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.

Whoa. That's a first for me.

My bung is sore.

Not as sore as Bill's is my guess.

He lives!!

 

[Guster]

I'm not here much, so this is probably a honda, but its the loudest I've laughed at the internet since Tanner learned to link a video..

That's seriously f'd up

 

[Limp Ditka]

From the 'Radar Hates Hawkeye' thread.....

He seems to have a rather deformed handle on things.

I usually don't pander for laughs, but am I crazy for thinking this deserved some love?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Homer suffering from bill double quote syndrome.

Whoa. That's a first for me.

My bung is sore.

Not as sore as Bill's is my guess.

He lives!!

Parts of me may need to be reincarnated

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Why have a ball room with no balls?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

From the 'Radar Hates Hawkeye' thread.....

He seems to have a rather deformed handle on things.

I usually don't pander for laughs, but am I crazy for thinking this deserved some love?

Am I crazy for not getting it?

 

[Limp Ditka]

From the 'Radar Hates Hawkeye' thread.....

He seems to have a rather deformed handle on things.

I usually don't pander for laughs, but am I crazy for thinking this deserved some love?

Am I crazy for not getting it?

my link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.

 

[T Bell]

I'm not here much, so this is probably a honda, but its the loudest I've laughed at the internet since Tanner learned to link a video..

Devil Baby Attack

The movement on that thing is amazingly realistic.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Father of the Year (SFW but WTF)

Nice name, guy

He looks like one

 

[T Bell]

Why have a ball room with no balls?

Future gender reassignment?

 

[T Bell]

How drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.

They're a nice family but you have to like Yiddish humor.

 

[Tiger Fan]

How drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.

Damn, that guy must be 100 at least

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.

Damn, that guy must be 100 at least

wat

 

[proninja]

How drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.

Sounds like you're moving up in the world

 

[Homer J Simpson]

From the 'Radar Hates Hawkeye' thread.....

He seems to have a rather deformed handle on things.

I usually don't pander for laughs, but am I crazy for thinking this deserved some love?

Am I crazy for not getting it?

my link

I learned something new today.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

How drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.

Let me know who killed Kennedy.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Back from Canada. It's cold up there.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How drunk was I last night? So drunk I'm 95% sure I told my former principal I was going to join the Masons.

Let me know who killed Kennedy.

After all it was you and me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

LOL This kid is baked as hell.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Jesus - that was the most eating/drinking/####### combo-weekend I've had in a long time. Mata's heading back to whatever Shadow Ops place she lives in.