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[Homer J Simpson]

Took The Terrorist screaming down to the couch around 3am. Off to work soon. I'm starting to feel like that guy in the Metallica "One" video. I'd like someone to put me out of my misery but I'm not quite sure how to communicate it.

HAPPY MONDAY GMTAN

Keep your ear to the grindstone, buddy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tanner and Bob, chech out today's Woot shirt.

 

[Abraham]

Took The Terrorist screaming down to the couch around 3am. Off to work soon. I'm starting to feel like that guy in the Metallica "One" video. I'd like someone to put me out of my misery but I'm not quite sure how to communicate it.

HAPPY MONDAY GMTAN

We had a rough weekend too and I'm sure it's because on more than one occasion last week I thought to myself, "my kid sure is a lot better at sleeping then Otis's kid!"

Tpw oat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tanner and Bob, chech out today's Woot shirt.

That would go perfect with Nightmeow on Elm Street but I have too many t-shirts the way it is.

 

[shuke]

My diet yesterday was nothing but Bloody Mary garnish.

Same here.

 

[Frostillicus]

Link to bracket pool for anyone interested. $10. Password is buggsy

 

[shuke]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

Damn. Good luck Shukette.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My diet yesterday was nothing but Bloody Mary garnish.

This broad I know is vacationing in NOLA this week (she and her husband go at least twice a year). She posts on FB about it every 36 minutes. One of her pics was of some "world famous" bloody mary with 4lbs of garnish including a damn shrimp. Somebody replied with "that looks like a backed-up sink".

 

[Limp Ditka]

My diet yesterday was nothing but Bloody Mary garnish.

This broad I know is vacationing in NOLA this week (she and her husband go at least twice a year). She posts on FB about it every 36 minutes. One of her pics was of some "world famous" bloody mary with 4lbs of garnish including a damn shrimp. Somebody replied with "that looks like a backed-up sink".

That would have been nice. Mine consisted of olives and pickles. Not even a damn celery stalk.

I might market this as the latest / greatest diet fad. I got on the scale today and was down about 5 pounds due to booze influenced dehydration

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

Damn. Good luck Shukette.

this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Krista, congrats on finishing your taxes. And happy birthday!

With all these birthdays, she's gotta be creeping up on Tanner's age, no?

Link

Link

Your mom in her younger days.

 

[Limp Ditka]

also ran into an ex girlfriend yesterday. She's now divorced and was at the bar with her girlfriend.

I probably had 4 serious girlfriends in my life.

1 I married

2 now swing the other way

1 I haven't seen or talked to in 25 years, so I have no idea if she's clamming.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

also ran into an ex girlfriend yesterday. She's now divorced and was at the bar with her girlfriend.

I probably had 4 serious girlfriends in my life.

1 I married

2 now swing the other way

1 I haven't seen or talked to in 25 years, so I have no idea if she's clamming.

From now on your Delta Tau Chi name is "110/220"

 

[Tiger Fan]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

one of the boys has this as well. Was the eye being patched getting stronger with each visit? Last visit we were told to patch longer (1.5 hours/day). He goes back in a few weeks.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Rude - Please change my title from Footballguy to 110/220

TIA

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Truck> I'll take a PM with you NCAA picks.. TIA.

 

[Annyong]

Meat raffle sighting in Plainfield, Il

Where?!?!?!

Grubens. I think the sign said it was on the 30th

My old man is really good friends with the Grubens. I practically grew up in that bar.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

Damn. Good luck Shukette.

this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm also SHOCKED K4 doesn't have a CPA.

 

[General Malaise]

Phrases I thought I'd never stumble across in my meanderings on the intertubes....

Manage My Inmate List

​

To add new inmates, first select the Correctional Agency, then enter their inmate number or enter your identification code.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Daily dose of worthless internet crap

Even playing field

Can't believe I laughed at this

Underage drinking

That's right...keep walking, itch

All SFW:

1 Jeopardy related pic

1 Japan/Star Wars related gif

1 Kitteh related gif

1 Cat vs dog related gif

very bonus

 

[heckmanm]

f'n doge

 

[krista4]

very bonus

It's back!

I'm also SHOCKED K4 doesn't have a CPA.

My Dad was a CPA, so that probably influenced my feeling that I can and should do this myself.

 

[General Malaise]

Link to bracket pool for anyone interested. $10. Password is buggsy

How many people typically join this one?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Huh. So you can't set up a free bracket on Yahoo, just for ####s and giggles, without giving Quicken Loans an email address and phone number. Oh, and taking a "survey" on your mortgage needs.

#### that. I'd rather do krista's taxes.

Go to http://qbe.mayhem.cbssports.com/

Free

 

[Mr.Pack]

I wasn't paying close attention as I'm mired in tax hell, but did I hear we could have a second-round matchup between Our Ducks and Our Badgers?

Yup. Should be a fun game.

They're going to do a "Who Has The Whitest Fans?" contest at halftime, where three people from each team are picked at random, a huge kleig light is shone upon them, and then they have to try and burn a hole in the floor with the reflection. Wisky's an early favorite at -145.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[shuke]

Can't believe I laughed at this

OMG

 

[St. Louis Bob]

very bonus

It's back!

I'm also SHOCKED K4 doesn't have a CPA.

My Dad was a CPA, so that probably influenced my feeling that I can and should do this myself.

Oh it isn't that I didn't think you were capable, I just figured you wouldn't want to screw with it. I used to do it myself with Turbo Tax but I always felt like I was missing deductions or somethings. If your Dad was a CPA, with you lawyer skillz and all too, I'm sure you don't feel this way.

Personally I like not having to do it and I really like having an extra layer of accountability in there.

ETA

I just figured it was kind of like how almost everybody in my neighborhood has a lawn service. Except me of course. I like to do it plus I'm kind of cheap when it comes to stuff like that.

 

[shuke]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

one of the boys has this as well. Was the eye being patched getting stronger with each visit? Last visit we were told to patch longer (1.5 hours/day). He goes back in a few weeks.

I recall. We have been off and on patching for almost 3 years now. There is some improvement during times of patching, but when we stop she regresses. So in this doctor's opinion, it is time for surgery before her brain becomes too accustomed, as I guess it will be harder to correct as she gets older. She doesn't have vision problems, but she has stereo-something problems, she can't pick out 3D objects.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Phrases I thought I'd never stumble across in my meanderings on the intertubes....

Manage My Inmate List

​

To add new inmates, first select the Correctional Agency, then enter their inmate number or enter your identification code.

The first line of this article made me lol.

 

[YSR]

So I'm leaving for the doctor in about 10 minutes. This is the big appointment where they do some bloodwork, measure everything on the baby, etc. I'm really, really nervous for some reason. I have no reason to think that anything is wrong, but I've been anxious about this for about a week now. This isn't even an asking-for-TPW situation, because I don't necessarily have anything bad that I'm going through, but if you're in the mood to send some positive juju in the air today, I'd appreciate it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I'm leaving for the doctor in about 10 minutes. This is the big appointment where they do some bloodwork, measure everything on the baby, etc. I'm really, really nervous for some reason. I have no reason to think that anything is wrong, but I've been anxious about this for about a week now. This isn't even an asking-for-TPW situation, because I don't necessarily have anything bad that I'm going through, but if you're in the mood to send some positive juju in the air today, I'd appreciate it.

Best of luck to you and your vag ina projectile.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

Good luck to the little shukester.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thropawishes GBYSR.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

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[Tiger Fan]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

one of the boys has this as well. Was the eye being patched getting stronger with each visit? Last visit we were told to patch longer (1.5 hours/day). He goes back in a few weeks.

I recall. We have been off and on patching for almost 3 years now. There is some improvement during times of patching, but when we stop she regresses. So in this doctor's opinion, it is time for surgery before her brain becomes too accustomed, as I guess it will be harder to correct as she gets older. She doesn't have vision problems, but she has stereo-something problems, she can't pick out 3D objects.

gotcha....best of luck. from everything i hear (and assuming it's the same type of surgery), it should take care of everything and is pretty routine. Although that's easy to read than actually going through with it for a child.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Fantasy alert!!! I met Steven Ridley at a bar today. Said he was going to score a lot of tds this year. Bump Ridley.

You've fantasized about meeting Steven Ridley?

believe it, or not..

 

[GroveDiesel]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

one of the boys has this as well. Was the eye being patched getting stronger with each visit? Last visit we were told to patch longer (1.5 hours/day). He goes back in a few weeks.

I recall. We have been off and on patching for almost 3 years now. There is some improvement during times of patching, but when we stop she regresses. So in this doctor's opinion, it is time for surgery before her brain becomes too accustomed, as I guess it will be harder to correct as she gets older. She doesn't have vision problems, but she has stereo-something problems, she can't pick out 3D objects.

So like depth perception problems or like "can't see those stupid magic pictures at the mall" problem?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

My diet yesterday was nothing but Bloody Mary garnish.

Same here.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

i would love to talk to you about this. my daughter suffers from the opposite, strabismus, or esotropia. we have patched for years. not as consistently as we should have, but it is getting better. how old is your daughter? mine is 7

and we can go pm's or by phone if you want to avoid kidseyechat here

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just got back from taking daughter to eye doctor. After a couple years of patching and she's still exhibiting exotropia, doctor is recommending surgery. I think we are going to get a second opinion from doctor at main campus of Children's. The only reason we stopped seeing her is because she went on medical leave about a year ago but is back now I guess.

one of the boys has this as well. Was the eye being patched getting stronger with each visit? Last visit we were told to patch longer (1.5 hours/day). He goes back in a few weeks.

I recall. We have been off and on patching for almost 3 years now. There is some improvement during times of patching, but when we stop she regresses. So in this doctor's opinion, it is time for surgery before her brain becomes too accustomed, as I guess it will be harder to correct as she gets older. She doesn't have vision problems, but she has stereo-something problems, she can't pick out 3D objects.

So like depth perception problems or like "can't see those stupid magic pictures at the mall" problem?

this.

 

[-fish-]

Link to bracket pool for anyone interested. $10. Password is buggsy

who do I pay?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

It's time to play Decipher That Text.

From my wife, who is looking for possible causes of the dog's diarrhea:

"I chord w a log but tennis me tonight we should throw them out. Could be the culprit."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

She is cheating on you.

 

[John Bender]

Attn: Guster

Red Sox pool happening again this year?

TIA

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Attn: Guster

Red Sox pool happening again this year?

TIA

can't wait to get 9-9 and 5-5 again!

 

[Frostillicus]

Link to bracket pool for anyone interested. $10. Password is buggsy

How many people typically join this one?

50 or so.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

...and that will bring up Garcia-Vega. Porfillio is batting .224 this month against right-handers with runners with beards in scoring position. Feltersnatch looks back Vitalis on third...from the stretch...low and outside for ball one. The Buckos travel to Des Moines tomorrow to catch Foghat at the State Fair and then they have 17 road games in 6 days against St. Louis, Milwaukee, Mobile, and, oddly enough, themselves. Check-swing foul for strike one. Remember fans: Tuesday the 26th is 'Ticket Stub Night'. The first 5000 fans through the gates get to keep half of their ticket. Fun for the whole family.

 

[John Bender]

Attn: Guster

Red Sox pool happening again this year?

TIA

can't wait to get 9-9 and 5-5 again!

I was hoping it wasn't a FBG when I saw the doubled up numbers, alas, it was GB Rude