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Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<
No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(•_•)




( •_•)>⌐■-■







(⌐■_■)



...rich in Calories.




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JFC :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

My BFF lost his virginity when he was 8. :mellow:
:popcorn:

 
Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<
No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(•_•)




( •_•)>⌐■-■







(⌐■_■)



...rich in Calories.




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JFC :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

My BFF lost his virginity when he was 8. :mellow:
:popcorn:
I forget the exact story, it was a long time ago. She was the first in a long line of girls to have his #### in them. Crazy. I'll ask him next time I see him.

 
Annnnnnd I burst out laughing on the train.
:lmao: :lmao:

:lmao:

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.
You mean this would be for play money?
I'll send you ten bucks. Worth it for years of entertainment.
Next time. Pretty sure I'm walking to friends house to get shirtfaced, whip the skippy, and text people about it.
It was going to be a $10 Panera card anyway.

 
Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<
No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(_)

( _)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...rich in Calories.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JFC :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

My BFF lost his virginity when he was 8. :mellow:
:popcorn:
I forget the exact story, it was a long time ago. She was the first in a long line of girls to have his #### in them. Crazy. I'll ask him next time I see him.
Tell him I said "#### you."
 
I may have overdone the hospitality a bit yesterday at the Valero Texas open. It was quite a struggle to answer the bell and make it to my breakfast meeting.

This morning I was thinking that I might be on Team CQ but that passed. Looking forward to cracking one open when I get home.

 
Did a little pro-bono work for a uranium consultant this week who has spent much of this year in Paris. He's sending me a bottle of 1973 (year I was born) Armagnac as a thank you. Pretty cool, though I have no idea what that is. Anybody familiar? Tre? Cos?

 
Did a little pro-bono work for a uranium consultant this week who has spent much of this year in Paris. He's sending me a bottle of 1973 (year I was born) Armagnac as a thank you. Pretty cool, though I have no idea what that is. Anybody familiar? Tre? Cos?
Basically a type of cognac/brandy, no?

Should be uber smooth.

 
Did a little pro-bono work for a uranium consultant this week who has spent much of this year in Paris. He's sending me a bottle of 1973 (year I was born) Armagnac as a thank you. Pretty cool, though I have no idea what that is. Anybody familiar? Tre? Cos?
Basically a type of cognac/brandy, no?

Should be uber smooth.
Brand? Maybe you don't want to drink it? Could be worth something.

 
Heh. shuke's video popped up If Google Was a Guy and If Google Was a Guy (Part 2). Apparently guys molest themselves to internet pictures of naked college girls. Who knew?

 
I had strep throat this week. Pretty sure I'd rather have the #### warts than strep throat.

HR pool picks are due in by Monday.

 
Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<
No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(_)

( _)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...rich in Calories.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JFC :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

My BFF lost his virginity when he was 8. :mellow:
:popcorn:
I forget the exact story, it was a long time ago. She was the first in a long line of girls to have his #### in them. Crazy. I'll ask him next time I see him.
Tell him I said "#### you."
:lmao: Yeah, it seemed a lot cooler when we were kids. Pretty creepy now.

 

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