GM's thread about nothing (61 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

No sign of my package yet.

They say it can take 30-60 minutes after you swallow the pill.

I expected better from you, of all people.

Nothing in the history of forever indicates this should be so. Don't blame your poor judgment on me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Annnnnnd I burst out laughing on the train.

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

I'll send you ten bucks. Worth it for years on entertainment.

 

[UniAlias]

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

On the site it's for play money but afterwards everyone settles up via Paypal.

We should do that for Scramble!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Annnnnnd I burst out laughing on the train.

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

I'll send you ten bucks. Worth it for years of entertainment.

Next time. Pretty sure I'm walking to friends house to get shirtfaced, whip the skippy, and text people about it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

On the site it's for play money but afterwards everyone settles up via Paypal.

We should do that for Scramble!

OH BULL####

 

[Tiger Fan]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

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...rich in Calories.




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JFC

My BFF lost his virginity when he was 8.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I went to the zoo yesterday.

They only had one animal. It was a goofy little dog with long hair in a cage.

It was a hit zoo.

 

[shuke]

Thanks, I'm signed up. I'm in the main lobby area, soooo where is the FFA Poker lobby? GM?


Sorry and thanks.

Home games section.

Club ID: 765744

Invitation code: ruderude

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(•_•)




( •_•)>⌐■-■







(⌐■_■)



...rich in Calories.




YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JFC

My BFF lost his virginity when he was 8.

I forget the exact story, it was a long time ago. She was the first in a long line of girls to have his #### in them. Crazy. I'll ask him next time I see him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks, I'm signed up. I'm in the main lobby area, soooo where is the FFA Poker lobby? GM?


Sorry and thanks.

Home games section.

Club ID: 765744

Invitation code: ruderude

Got it. Waiting for approval. Just like in real life.

 

[shuke]

Looks like this is going to be me tonight

Why not do both?

No money in my Stars account.

ool

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Annnnnnd I burst out laughing on the train.

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

I'll send you ten bucks. Worth it for years of entertainment.

Next time. Pretty sure I'm walking to friends house to get shirtfaced, whip the skippy, and text people about it.

It was going to be a $10 Panera card anyway.

 

[Ignoramus]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(_)

( _)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...rich in Calories.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JFC

My BFF lost his virginity when he was 8.

I forget the exact story, it was a long time ago. She was the first in a long line of girls to have his #### in them. Crazy. I'll ask him next time I see him.

Tell him I said "#### you."

 

[shuke]

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

My link

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Alright, go ahead and chalk up "West Coast Time" as a negative when it comes to internet friends having an online poker game.

If we get enough action, and by enough I mean more than just me and Abe, maybe we'll fire up another one or two later.

Trying to join the group. I have the Club ID, it also wants "Invitation Code"....any clue?

 

[shuke]

Alright, go ahead and chalk up "West Coast Time" as a negative when it comes to internet friends having an online poker game.

If we get enough action, and by enough I mean more than just me and Abe, maybe we'll fire up another one or two later.

Trying to join the group. I have the Club ID, it also wants "Invitation Code"....any clue?

ruderude

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thanks, I'm signed up. I'm in the main lobby area, soooo where is the FFA Poker lobby? GM?


Sorry and thanks.

Home games section.

Club ID: 765744

Invitation code: ruderude

Oops, just read this. derp

 

[shuke]

I think only Cav can accept new members. I just sent him a PM. Hopefully he does it before tonight.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

APPLIED!!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think only Cav can accept new members. I just sent him a PM. Hopefully he does it before tonight.

Can he make you a co-commish while he's at it?

 

[shuke]

I think only Cav can accept new members. I just sent him a PM. Hopefully he does it before tonight.

Can he make you a co-commish while he's at it?

I don't know. I'm an "administrator" which means I can create tourneys, but he is the only "club manager".

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think only Cav can accept new members. I just sent him a PM. Hopefully he does it before tonight.

Can he make you a co-commish while he's at it?

I don't know. I'm an "administrator" which means I can create tourneys, but he is the only "club manager".

F'n Cav

 

[Annyong]

Homer, I'm having doubts you'll be any good at college football. Especially if you're smoking cigarettes.

 

[shuke]

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

My link

IS THIS THING ON?

 

[Annyong]

I just took a rude that was curled up exactly like one of those spinny top things.

 

[bentley]

I may have overdone the hospitality a bit yesterday at the Valero Texas open. It was quite a struggle to answer the bell and make it to my breakfast meeting.

This morning I was thinking that I might be on Team CQ but that passed. Looking forward to cracking one open when I get home.

 

[Ignoramus]

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

My link

IS THIS THING ON?

 

[T Bell]

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

My link

IS THIS THING ON?

 

[General Malaise]

Did a little pro-bono work for a uranium consultant this week who has spent much of this year in Paris. He's sending me a bottle of 1973 (year I was born) Armagnac as a thank you. Pretty cool, though I have no idea what that is. Anybody familiar? Tre? Cos?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

My link

IS THIS THING ON?

x 1,000,000

 

[UniAlias]

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

My link

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Did a little pro-bono work for a uranium consultant this week who has spent much of this year in Paris. He's sending me a bottle of 1973 (year I was born) Armagnac as a thank you. Pretty cool, though I have no idea what that is. Anybody familiar? Tre? Cos?

Basically a type of cognac/brandy, no?

Should be uber smooth.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Did a little pro-bono work for a uranium consultant this week who has spent much of this year in Paris. He's sending me a bottle of 1973 (year I was born) Armagnac as a thank you. Pretty cool, though I have no idea what that is. Anybody familiar? Tre? Cos?

Basically a type of cognac/brandy, no?

Should be uber smooth.

Brand? Maybe you don't want to drink it? Could be worth something.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Heh. shuke's video popped up If Google Was a Guy and If Google Was a Guy (Part 2). Apparently guys molest themselves to internet pictures of naked college girls. Who knew?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Down 55 fake chips so far in Pot Limit "fun" play.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Up 12!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Membership Accepted!!!11q1

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Up 425!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Membership Accepted!!!11q1

Up 425!!!

Poker or Amway?

 

[Gadzooks]

I had strep throat this week. Pretty sure I'd rather have the #### warts than strep throat.

HR pool picks are due in by Monday.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I had strep throat this week. Pretty sure I'd rather have the #### warts than strep throat.

HR pool picks are due in by Monday.

I need to remember to homer up. Please send groupme reminder Monday. Love you,.

 

[heckmanm]

nobody has any money in their Stars account anymore.

You mean this would be for play money?

My link

 

[heckmanm]

I think only Cav can accept new members. I just sent him a PM. Hopefully he does it before tonight.

Can he make you a co-commish while he's at it?

I don't know. I'm an "administrator" which means I can create tourneys, but he is the only "club manager".

F'n Cav

I got approved within an hour or so, so he's apparently around.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Membership Accepted!!!11q1

Up 425!!!

Poker or Amway?

I have 4 cases of fake energy drinks from Andy Dufresne en route.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Membership Accepted!!!11q1

Up 425!!!

Poker or Amway?

I have 4 cases of fake energy drinks from Andy Dufresne en route.

lool

 

[Osaurus]

Did a little pro-bono work for a uranium consultant this week who has spent much of this year in Paris. He's sending me a bottle of 1973 (year I was born) Armagnac as a thank you. Pretty cool, though I have no idea what that is. Anybody familiar? Tre? Cos?

Basically a type of cognac/brandy, no? Should be uber smooth.

Yup. Congrats fellow class of '91 alum?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now Cal is going to his GF's house. <_<

No shtick, my GB tried to bang one of his little friends when they were 8. They were in the closet and got in position, but I don't think he could figure out how to get it in, so it didn't happen.

I mean at least she can't get pregnant so that's good, and she probably doesn't have any STD's.

Sounds like this little lady needs a diet that's....

(_)

( _)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...rich in Calories.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JFC

My BFF lost his virginity when he was 8.

I forget the exact story, it was a long time ago. She was the first in a long line of girls to have his #### in them. Crazy. I'll ask him next time I see him.

Tell him I said "#### you."

Yeah, it seemed a lot cooler when we were kids. Pretty creepy now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

####### Shuke

 

[Good Posting Judge]

ASCII Miami shtick has about a week left before it's in doge territory. Fully plan on running it into the ground.

 

[T Bell]

ASCII Miami shtick has about a week left before it's in doge territory. Fully plan on running it into the ground.

So you might say...

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...it's really week shtick!


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!