GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Tecumseh]

Morning, ladies & gents

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Morning, ladies & gents

How's things going after the lightening strike, my friend?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Morning, ladies & gents

I'm going to sleep. Hopefully.

Just pretend you're at coshole - you slept through most of that

(so did I)

 

[Osaurus]

Attempting to make lazy mans Italian beef today. Admittedly I am a little nervous.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Let's lighten the mood with some trash.

F you guys

Great party!

Apparently HJS recently got into graphic design.

Thorn really has hit rock-bottom.

Krista > 4/4

 

[Tiger Fan]

Yes, that sounds like a jury.

I'm 35 and have never been called in for jury duty once. Not in any of the cities I've lived in...not sure how that's happened, but I'm totally fine with it. I know the whole "judged by a jury of your peers" thing is one of the things that this country is supposed to be about. But the thought of having to catch up on all the work that I'm missing sounds horrible.

:knocksonwood:

 

[Tiger Fan]

I don't want to brag, but I just got a like from Maurile.

My opinion on Maurile went down a few notches when I found out he owns all of the Weird Al Albums

 

[Tiger Fan]

Forgot the word for peacock

If you don't watch "Orange is the New Black" you're a damn fool

OH COME ON

did you wake up to post this?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Waking up before the wife and kids on a weekend is kinda underrated

 

[YSR]

Attempting to make lazy mans Italian beef today. Admittedly I am a little nervous.

I just put in a shoulder for lazy man's pulled pork.

 

[Abraham]

Work

Spoiler

I'm going to hit quota in my second month at my new job, which is very unusual at my company. After getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly over the last two years when it comes to work, I am quite proud of this. My wife is understandably happy about the $ I am making and the $$$$ that hitting quota means since I'm just about out of #### to sell on Craigslist for extra cash. Me? I don't even care about the $. I'm just glad to actually be feeling that I'm good at what I do again. .

 

[Dan Lambskin]

any of you guys good with financial planning? noticed all of my 401K is allocated to 1 fidelity fund...wondering if I gave someone a list of the available funds (I think only 40 or so choices) if I should diversify between a few of them and which ones are best

shoot me a PM if you'd be willing to help

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'm no licensed expert by any means, but fidelity has funds tailored to the year you an on retiring. I believe they're called "life path" funds.

FWIW, it's the only fund I have in my 401k.

At a very high level, The investments on the fund start out more risk(916) 626-2120y and as you get closer to retirement they get more conservative.

 

[Abraham]

Announce: Commando is starting on AMC.

 

[Abraham]

Arnold and Alyssa eating ice cream....practicing karate... feeding a deer....fishing....good good.

 

[Abraham]

I'm no licensed expert by any means, but fidelity has funds tailored to the year you an on retiring. I believe they're called "life path" funds.

FWIW, it's the only fund I have in my 401k.

At a very high level, The investments on the fund start out more risk(916) 626-2120y and as you get closer to retirement they get more conservative.

I think most plans have this kind of targeted age option.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

good job bAbe

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Attempting to make lazy mans Italian beef today. Admittedly I am a little nervous.

I just put in a shoulder for lazy man's pulled pork.

I just punched myself in teh balls for lazy man's crock pot chicken

 

[Osaurus]

Congrats Abe. It's not always about

 

[Tecumseh]

Morning, ladies & gents

How's things going after the lightening strike, my friend?

Not bad at all. Just settled into our rental house, and now en route to Florida for a badly needed vacation. Fish, beer, sun, repeat.

 

[Tecumseh]

Attempting to make lazy mans Italian beef today. Admittedly I am a little nervous.

that's the meal I was making the day of the lightning strike. Watch out for Jesus. Apparently, he's not a fan.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Morning, ladies & gents

How's things going after the lightening strike, my friend?

Not bad at all. Just settled into our rental house, and now en route to Florida for a badly needed vacation. Fish, beer, sun, repeat.

Fantastic. Enjoy!

 

[bentley]

I'm no licensed expert by any means, but fidelity has funds tailored to the year you an on retiring. I believe they're called "life path" funds.

FWIW, it's the only fund I have in my 401k.

At a very high level, The investments on the fund start out more risk(916) 626-2120y and as you get closer to retirement they get more conservative.

I think most plans have this kind of targeted age option.

Well, sure. But do they accidentally have someone's phone number pasted into the plan name?

 

[bentley]

I have most of my money in one of those Fidelity plans. It's the 2035 plan which is probably a little optimistic,

 

[krista4]

San Francisco is an amazing city. Really nearly perfect. Natural beauty, awesome food, easy to navigate by foot or transit.

My wife and I have talked about moving into a vibrant city after the kids are out of the house and this might be at the top of my list right now.

What volume level did you put on the TV at the hotel?

16 seems about right.

:(

I only do volumes that end in 2, 3, 5, 7, 8 or 0. For some reason Mr Krista finds this weird.

 

[krista4]

good job bAbe

Very happy for you.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Ok looks like I'm doing it right then

Also even numbered volumes only please

 

[krista4]

I have most of my money in one of those Fidelity plans. It's the 2035 plan which is probably a little optimistic,

Geez all you people do is talk about money.

I'm outta here.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

We have a bunch of leftover coleslaw...any good dinner suggestions to serve with it

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I did a piss-poor job of planning for my retirement when I was young. I'll most likely have to go ex-pat unless I want to work until I die.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Anyone call that phone number yet?

 

[AAABatteries]

We have a bunch of leftover coleslaw...any good dinner suggestions to serve with it

BBQ

 

[Osaurus]

Attempting to make lazy mans Italian beef today. Admittedly I am a little nervous.

that's the meal I was making the day of the lightning strike. Watch out for Jesus. Apparently, he's not a fan.

Good to know...keeping an eye on thunderstorms moving in today

 

[kevzilla]

Congrats Abe. It's not always about

Perhaps. But if you were promised a measly 5% raise a month ago, and it still hadn't shown up on a paycheck, you might get a little cranky.

Look at me, I'm talking about all the money I don't make

 

[St. Louis Bob]

At my nieces sweet 16

Her friends are having a water balloon fight

Pics or I will literally die.

We took the boys to the Soulard Market yesterday. Awesome place but I've never been there on a Saturday morning before. Place was all Disco Stu'ed up. Tons of people walking around drinking Bloody Mary's and I didn't want to look like a square so I got one too.

Anyhow, after walking around and buying some stuff, we head inside where all of the butchers and and some candy shops are. They boys see a place that has chocolate dipped Oreo & Reeses "sandwiches" and begin to spazz. Mrs. SLB takes them inside and I hang outside enjoying drink. There's a black family sitting on a bench with two kids, a boy probably 5-6 and a girl 9-10. Then this other black guy walks by and I couldn't tell if he was retarded or just smoked a lot of crack, but he kept trying to give the girl a peach. All I could think of was Homer and I almost died of laughter.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and Mrs. SLB tagged us at being at a topless, painted place, yesterday.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So my wife broke her foot. It happened on vacation which has been a nightmare because of multiple issues with red tape but especially pain care. ####### doctor gave her 10 Tramadol. The foot is wrapped in a splint, purple and throbbing, and Tramadol is a really weak med. I understand it's a risk of fraud since they don't know us, but *******mit they have the X-ray showing the break.

Tl;dr: Pillheads have wrecked the pharmacy system.

That sucks, sorry to hear. Tramadol is a weird drug. I've taken it and haven't felt any difference and I've taken it and felt ####ed out of my mind. I hope your wife gets something to help her out GB.

Well thank god the neighbors are setting off fireworks.

Move

Way to go on the job too GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I bought some pineapple jam yesterday. Pretty good.

 

[Gadzooks]

any of you guys good with financial planning? noticed all of my 401K is allocated to 1 fidelity fund...wondering if I gave someone a list of the available funds (I think only 40 or so choices) if I should diversify between a few of them and which ones are best

shoot me a PM if you'd be willing to help

PM Krista and then get in line for a donation. I believe the best new retirement plan is called the 401K4.

 

[BigJohn]

Oh and Mrs. SLB tagged us at being at a topless, painted place, yesterday.

My heart just stopped. Thanks for that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and Mrs. SLB tagged us at being at a topless, painted place, yesterday.

My heart just stopped. Thanks for that.

Most of them look like strip club rejects not that I'm complaining.

 

[McGarnicle]

So my wife broke her foot. It happened on vacation which has been a nightmare because of multiple issues with red tape but especially pain care. ####### doctor gave her 10 Tramadol. The foot is wrapped in a splint, purple and throbbing, and Tramadol is a really weak med. I understand it's a risk of fraud since they don't know us, but *******mit they have the X-ray showing the break.

Tl;dr: Pillheads have wrecked the pharmacy system.

That sucks, sorry to hear. Tramadol is a weird drug. I've taken it and haven't felt any difference and I've taken it and felt ####ed out of my mind. I hope your wife gets something to help her out GB.

She couldn't deal with the pain anymore so we went to urgent care this morning. They were surprised the other place only prescribed Tramadol. They also rewrapped her foot since the other place did a crappy job there too. Probably cost us another $500 but I'm glad she has some relief. They prescribed Vicodin.If you're ever in Raleigh, Duke Medical Center sucks balls.

 

[Mr.Pack]

That one goes to 35. 38 if I'm feeling frisky

Tell me why

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So my wife broke her foot. It happened on vacation which has been a nightmare because of multiple issues with red tape but especially pain care. ####### doctor gave her 10 Tramadol. The foot is wrapped in a splint, purple and throbbing, and Tramadol is a really weak med. I understand it's a risk of fraud since they don't know us, but *******mit they have the X-ray showing the break.

Tl;dr: Pillheads have wrecked the pharmacy system.

That sucks, sorry to hear. Tramadol is a weird drug. I've taken it and haven't felt any difference and I've taken it and felt ####ed out of my mind. I hope your wife gets something to help her out GB.

She couldn't deal with the pain anymore so we went to urgent care this morning. They were surprised the other place only prescribed Tramadol. They also rewrapped her foot since the other place did a crappy job there too. Probably cost us another $500 but I'm glad she has some relief. They prescribed Vicodin.If you're ever in Raleigh, Duke Medical Center sucks balls.

WELCOME FELLOW SCHOLARS

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This story has everything...zombies, nerds, handicapped people, virgins, violence. Enjoy.

More official-like version

 

[Abraham]

Good news: I get to watch the race instead of mowing the lawn and cleaning the pool.

Bad news: the good news is made possible by having pulled a muscle in my back and being unable to move.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Waking up before the wife and kids on a weekend is kinda underrated

I do it nearly every weekend.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Waking up before the wife and kids on a weekend is kinda underrated

Up alone with Euro-footy on and a bowl of cereal is pretty much the best thing ever.

 

[Abraham]

Waking up before the wife and kids on a weekend is kinda underrated

Up alone with Euro-footy on and a bowl of cereal is pretty much the best thing ever.

 

[SofaKings]

I didn't defend k4 because I know she's a strong albino woman and can take care of herself.

Albino people migrate to the Northwest?