GM's thread about nothing (14 Viewers)

[GroveDiesel]

So I went to the football HOF gold jacket dinner tonight. Sat about 5 feet from where Bruce Smith, Mike Ditka, Jim Kelly and Warren Sapp were standing during the ceremony. Bills HOFer Billy Shaw actually sat down next to me for a bit and we chatted (I felt like a total tool because he is way before my time and I had no clue who he was for a while. And I'm a Bills fan).

Jim Kelly kind of put his butt in my shoulder when he gave Mary Wilson a hug at one point. I was also just steps away from when Andre Reed walked the HOFer guantlet and hugged both Bruce and JK.

Pretty awesome night.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I have read all of my PMs

In a row?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So I went to the football HOF gold jacket dinner tonight. Sat about 5 feet from where Bruce Smith, Mike Ditka, Jim Kelly and Warren Sapp were standing during the ceremony. Bills HOFer Billy Shaw actually sat down next to me for a bit and we chatted (I felt like a total tool because he is way before my time and I had no clue who he was for a while. And I'm a Bills fan).

Jim Kelly kind of put his butt in my shoulder when he gave Mary Wilson a hug at one point. I was also just steps away from when Andre Reed walked the HOFer guantlet and hugged both Bruce and JK.

Pretty awesome night.

I really would have liked to go to one of these Bills inductions. Never been to Canton. Should be a great weekend for you.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

This bar sucks.

Luckily I stopped to see a bartender buddy of mine before work yesterday, met his boss and got hired on the spot. Start next week so I can say adios to this craphole I'm working at now. Money should be pretty solid, and it's a very busy college bar.

Yep.

 

[GroveDiesel]

So I went to the football HOF gold jacket dinner tonight. Sat about 5 feet from where Bruce Smith, Mike Ditka, Jim Kelly and Warren Sapp were standing during the ceremony. Bills HOFer Billy Shaw actually sat down next to me for a bit and we chatted (I felt like a total tool because he is way before my time and I had no clue who he was for a while. And I'm a Bills fan).

Jim Kelly kind of put his butt in my shoulder when he gave Mary Wilson a hug at one point. I was also just steps away from when Andre Reed walked the HOFer guantlet and hugged both Bruce and JK.

Pretty awesome night.

I really would have liked to go to one of these Bills inductions. Never been to Canton. Should be a great weekend for you.

I grew up in Canton so have done a lot of it before. Hadn't done the gold jacket ceremony before though and somehow ended up with probably the best possible seats Bills fan could possibly have had.

Headed to the parade tomorrow and then the game Sunday night. Should be fun.

Here's my dumb ### chatting with Billy Shaw: http://m.imgur.com/FKNgaT9

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This bar sucks.

Luckily I stopped to see a bartender buddy of mine before work yesterday, met his boss and got hired on the spot. Start next week so I can say adios to this craphole I'm working at now. Money should be pretty solid, and it's a very busy college bar.

Yep.

Go Penguins?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

This bar sucks.

Luckily I stopped to see a bartender buddy of mine before work yesterday, met his boss and got hired on the spot. Start next week so I can say adios to this craphole I'm working at now. Money should be pretty solid, and it's a very busy college bar.

Yep.

Go Penguins?

Go Penguins indeed.

 

[shuke]

God I hate talking to hookers. So exhausting. Being a 40 year old overweight white guy must make me some type of hooker magnet.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

God I hate talking to hookers. So exhausting. Being a 40 year old overweight white guy must make me some type of hooker magnet.

 

[sports_fan]

I have read all of my PMs

last message received about 2 years ago

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Big hooker scene in Austin?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The internet is a strange, strange place.

Guy posts on reddit that his neighbor "owed" him $288.66 for vet bills (neighbor's dog bit poster's dog). Neighbor pays the vet bill in ALL PENNIES.

Photo of wheelbarrow full of pennies

Neighbor (username: Pennies From Heaven) finds out about the poster's post on reddit and replies.

 

[bentley]

Big hooker scene in Austin?

Hookers used to be all over South Congress. Now it's full of hipsters. Not sure that's an improvement.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Big hooker scene in Austin?

Hookers used to be all over South Congress. Now it's full of hipsters. Not sure that's an improvement.

Now the hookers are all over Shuke

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Are there hooker hipsters? Bag of Bugler tobacco = BJ?

 

[shuke]

Big hooker scene in Austin?

I was at the hotel bar. All I want to do is drink my beer and play with my phone, not listen to your bull#### story about how you're new in town and answer your questions about how I "like to party".

 

[kevzilla]

God I hate talking to hookers. So exhausting. Being a 40 year old overweight white guy must make me some type of hooker magnet.

I have always maintained that your Vegas trip hasn't started until you've been propositioned. Even older, more overweight white guy=target.

 

[shuke]

Is there an online tutorial somewhere on HOW TO ####ING READ A REDDIT BOARD.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Big hooker scene in Austin?

I was at the hotel bar. All I want to do is drink my beer and play with my phone, not listen to your bull#### story about how you're new in town and answer your questions about how I "like to party".

Well....how do you like to party?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Is there an online tutorial somewhere on HOW TO ####ING READ A REDDIT BOARD.

Tanner needs to run a webex or something.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is there an online tutorial somewhere on HOW TO ####ING READ A REDDIT BOARD.

Really?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

 

[mr roboto]

I would like to share some fotos and a short video of Cali trip. What's the preferred pic upload site? Also, directions for use would be great.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Sounds more like a perceived lack of money situation.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Sounds more like a perceived lack of money situation.

Or a big frozen drink around your neck situation

 

[Binky The Doormat]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Sounds more like a perceived lack of money situation.

Or a big frozen drink around your neck situation

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Sounds more like a perceived lack of money situation.

Or a big frozen drink around your neck situation

Your face is a yard long.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Sounds more like a perceived lack of money situation.

LINK

 

[strykerpks]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Sounds more like a perceived lack of money situation.

Or a big frozen drink around your neck situation

 

[kevzilla]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Yeah. That's it.

 

[gianmarco]

Listen. All I'm going to say is that Cat Shirt Bob is the ####### man. I will elaborate tomorrow with pictures. I'm in awe.

 

[shuke]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Or maybe they just don't want to #### you.

 

[shuke]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Sounds more like a perceived lack of money situation.

Or a big frozen drink around your neck situation

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Or maybe they just don't want to #### you.

All this time I thought hookers were in it for the money. Never knew they were just horny.

 

[shuke]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Or maybe they just don't want to #### you.

All this time I thought hookers were in it for the money. Never knew they were just horny.

Sorry. Maybe they just don't want to #### you for money.

 

[shuke]

Rude> do you have unlimited likes? I see you liking a ####LOAD of posts.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Rude> do you have unlimited likes? I see you liking a ####LOAD of posts.

Not unlimited but it's a huge number. Like 200/day or something nutty.

 

[shuke]

Rude> do you have unlimited likes? I see you liking a ####LOAD of posts.

Not unlimited but it's a huge number. Like 200/day or something nutty.

Such bull####.

 

[shuke]

What do we get, like 4 a day or something?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Rude: plz like this

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

And this

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What do we get, like 4 a day or something?

I put in a serious request to increase the limit and was shot down.

 

[shuke]

What do we get, like 4 a day or something?

I put in a serious request to increase the limit and was shot down.

For what reason?

 

[Rustoleum]

What do we get, like 4 a day or something?

I put in a serious request to increase the limit and was shot down.

If I subscribe! can I at least get rollover likes?Edit: no idea where the ! came from, but it looks kinda jaunty up there so I'm going to leave it.

 

[strykerpks]

What do we get, like 4 a day or something?

I put in a serious request to increase the limit and was shot down.

Maybe you should strenuously object

 

[shuke]

I can't believe I'm over 40 and give a #### about this, but I just don't get it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What do we get, like 4 a day or something?

I put in a serious request to increase the limit and was shot down.

For what reason?

I guess it would cheapen them or something. I thought 10/day was harmless.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I can't believe I'm over 40 and give a #### about this, but I just don't get it.

I just think it's better than the alternative which is a ton of or "you have reached your quota" posts.

 

[shuke]

What do we get, like 4 a day or something?

I put in a serious request to increase the limit and was shot down.

For what reason?

I guess it would cheapen them or something. I thought 10/day was harmless.

Who in their right mind would defend this? If they, whoever they is, think that there are only 10 likable posts a day in this forum THEN SHUT IT DOWN.