GM's thread about nothing (54 Viewers)

[Abraham]

Day 4 without a cigarette.

That's good. Can't believe in 2014 that anyone over the age of 25 is still a smoker. My former boss is walking around with an oxygen tank at age 50 and probably won't live 5 more years. I think the verdict is in

Yeah, I suppose. But a smoke just goes so well with alcohol, hookers, and blow. You know ?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm wearing squeezing into my size 40 Charlotte Hornets Larry Johnson jersey. But this GMTAN spoof of Aint No Fun just isn't working right now. My rhymes are very middle age white-ish and it just sounds bad. I'm no bigbottom or Bobby Sac

At any rate, stage 1 of rap battle

Can't listen right now, but :dot:FWIW: As a non-drafter, I'll gladly pen something for anybody willing to do it, if it will increase participation. Just tell me what you want. What you really really want.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm wearing squeezing into my size 40 Charlotte Hornets Larry Johnson jersey. But this GMTAN spoof of Aint No Fun just isn't working right now. My rhymes are very middle age white-ish and it just sounds bad. I'm no bigbottom or Bobby Sac

At any rate, stage 1 of rap battle

Can't listen right now, but :dot:FWIW: As a non-drafter, I'll gladly pen something for anybody willing to do it, if it will increase participation. Just tell me what you want. What you really really want.

I would like to zig-a-zig-uhh

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm wearing squeezing into my size 40 Charlotte Hornets Larry Johnson jersey. But this GMTAN spoof of Aint No Fun just isn't working right now. My rhymes are very middle age white-ish and it just sounds bad. I'm no bigbottom or Bobby Sac

At any rate, stage 1 of rap battle

Can't listen right now, but :dot:

I hope your speakers go a lot louder than mine. Couldn't hear ####.

 

[YSR]

I'm wearing squeezing into my size 40 Charlotte Hornets Larry Johnson jersey. But this GMTAN spoof of Aint No Fun just isn't working right now. My rhymes are very middle age white-ish and it just sounds bad. I'm no bigbottom or Bobby Sac

At any rate, stage 1 of rap battle

Can't listen right now, but :dot:

I hope your speakers go a lot louder than mine. Couldn't hear ####.

Just seems to be stuck on buffering for me.

 

[mr roboto]

IT'S A ####### JPEG. THIS IS ####### BULL####.

 

[Annyong]

I used to have that jersey

 

[Idiot Boxer]

IT'S A ####### JPEG. THIS IS ####### BULL####.

Is that cider?

 

[El Floppo]

I used to have that jersey

I have Charles Oakley's Knicks jersey

 

[Guster]

I just read that former NFL QB Scott Mitchell is going on The Biggest Loser. Apparently he currently weighs 366 lbs... Or approximately half a Jared Lorenzen

 

[Guster]

Can't figure out how to directly link to the gif on the ipad, but this whole page is amazing

 

[Annyong]

I used to have that jersey

I have Charles Oakley's Knicks jersey

I think I still have a Michael Jordan #45 jersey somewhere

 

[El Floppo]

So I still have an AOL addy... don't ask and don't judge.

A couple emails today...

Coney Island Aquarium informs me that to celebrate the 80 anniversary of something or other, they are keeping the aquarium open tonight for a party with DJ, craft beer, fireworks and sustainably sourced fish tacos.

other one..

Gday Floppo!

Howdy! I noticed your own personal pic.

I really like you a lot.

We should communicate!

I'm a female and simply interested in male.

 

[Annyong]

GO FOR IT!

 

[heckmanm]

So I still have an AOL addy... don't ask and don't judge.

A couple emails today...

Coney Island Aquarium informs me that to celebrate the 80 anniversary of something or other, they are keeping the aquarium open tonight for a party with DJ, craft beer, fireworks and sustainably sourced fish tacos.

 

[strykerpks]

PokémonFan@aol.com?

GameBoyChamp@aol.com?

RossNRachel4Ever@aol.com?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

So I still have an AOL addy... don't ask and don't judge.

A couple emails today...

Coney Island Aquarium informs me that to celebrate the 80 anniversary of something or other, they are keeping the aquarium open tonight for a party with DJ, craft beer, fireworks and sustainably sourced fish tacos.

other one..

Gday Floppo!

Howdy! I noticed your own personal pic.

I really like you a lot.

We should communicate!

I'm a female and simply interested in male.

Look at you, bagging an Aussie!

 

[krista4]

So I still have an AOL addy... don't ask and don't judge.

A couple emails today...

Coney Island Aquarium informs me that to celebrate the 80 anniversary of something or other, they are keeping the aquarium open tonight for a party with DJ, craft beer, fireworks and sustainably sourced fish tacos.

When we were in Vietnam, we stopped at a stork sanctuary somewhere in the Mekong Delta. It was incredible, with thousands and thousands of storks flying everywhere, hanging out in the trees, etc. Stunningly beautiful. After an hour or so, our guy said we could eat lunch there. They had only one item on the menu. Stork. Neat "sanctuary".

 

[krista4]

stryker's meat has arrived!!

 

[strykerpks]

stryker's meat has arrived!!

Now put it in your mouth

 

[Osaurus]

Lifetime of being gawked at fish tacos sound delicious

 

[krista4]

stryker's meat has arrived!!

Now put it in your mouth

I gave it to Mr. krista.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

stryker's meat has arrived!!

Now put it in your mouth

I gave it to Mr. krista.

yeah you did

 

[El Floppo]

So I still have an AOL addy... don't ask and don't judge.

A couple emails today...

Coney Island Aquarium informs me that to celebrate the 80 anniversary of something or other, they are keeping the aquarium open tonight for a party with DJ, craft beer, fireworks and sustainably sourced fish tacos.

other one..

Gday Floppo!

Howdy! I noticed your own personal pic.

I really like you a lot.

We should communicate!

I'm a female and simply interested in male.

Look at you, bagging an Aussie!

not only that, I male.

 

[General Malaise]

I used to have that jersey

I have Charles Oakley's Knicks jersey

I started taking my boys to the Blazer games in 2008-2009. Thought it would be great to let them pick out jerseys. Cooper selected the hottest jersey going in the arena - the Face of the Franchise, the Poster Boy of Portland - Brando Roy. Kellen - playing center on our 1st grade basketball team - selected fellow Center Greg Oden, the once in a generation lottery pick that would change the defensive landscape of Portland forever.

They didn't even get to outgrow the damn things.

 

[General Malaise]

I just read that former NFL QB Scott Mitchell is going on The Biggest Loser. Apparently he currently weighs 366 lbs... Or approximately half a Jared Lorenzen

I think he looks great.

 

[General Malaise]

PokémonFan@aol.com?

GameBoyChamp@aol.com?

RossNRachel4Ever@aol.com?

SuperSonicsSuperFan@aol.com?

 

[General Malaise]

So I still have an AOL addy... don't ask and don't judge.

A couple emails today...

Coney Island Aquarium informs me that to celebrate the 80 anniversary of something or other, they are keeping the aquarium open tonight for a party with DJ, craft beer, fireworks and sustainably sourced fish tacos.

When we were in Vietnam, we stopped at a stork sanctuary somewhere in the Mekong Delta. It was incredible, with thousands and thousands of storks flying everywhere, hanging out in the trees, etc. Stunningly beautiful. After an hour or so, our guy said we could eat lunch there. They had only one item on the menu. Stork. Neat "sanctuary".

And??? How was it? Taste like chicken or what?

 

[-fish-]

yay. my building may be on fire.

announcement from building security of alarms going off; one floor evacuated. the rest of us told to just stay where we are. can see and hear fire trucks arriving outside.

unsettling feeling being on the 30th floor.

 

[General Malaise]

There is something similar to the Stork story in Montana. A beautiful National Bison Range where you can drive around and gawk at bison and antelope and other giant creatures that glare at you menacingly as you roll past them at 5 MPH in a car they could crush. You get done, there's a wonderful little burger joint next door with delicious huckleberry milkshakes and a wide selection of bison burgers.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nothing wrong with still having an AOL addy.

 

[General Malaise]

yay. my building may be on fire.

announcement from building security of alarms going off; one floor evacuated. the rest of us told to just stay where we are. can see and hear fire trucks arriving outside.

unsettling feeling being on the 30th floor.

Yeah, how about we go ahead and exit here.

 

[-fish-]

yay. my building may be on fire.

announcement from building security of alarms going off; one floor evacuated. the rest of us told to just stay where we are. can see and hear fire trucks arriving outside.

unsettling feeling being on the 30th floor.

Yeah, how about we go ahead and exit here.

elevators disabled. walk down 30 flights of stairs? I'd rather burn to death.

 

[El Floppo]

Nothing wrong with still having an AOL addy.

yourtastesucks@aol.com

 

[General Malaise]

yay. my building may be on fire.

announcement from building security of alarms going off; one floor evacuated. the rest of us told to just stay where we are. can see and hear fire trucks arriving outside.

unsettling feeling being on the 30th floor.

Yeah, how about we go ahead and exit here.

elevators disabled. walk down 30 flights of stairs? I'd rather burn to death.

Well then, by all means, get back together with the future Mrs.-Ex....

 

[-fish-]

yay. my building may be on fire.

announcement from building security of alarms going off; one floor evacuated. the rest of us told to just stay where we are. can see and hear fire trucks arriving outside.

unsettling feeling being on the 30th floor.

Yeah, how about we go ahead and exit here.

elevators disabled. walk down 30 flights of stairs? I'd rather burn to death.

Well then, by all means, get back together with the future Mrs.-Ex....

funny you mention that...

 

[General Malaise]

yay. my building may be on fire.

announcement from building security of alarms going off; one floor evacuated. the rest of us told to just stay where we are. can see and hear fire trucks arriving outside.

unsettling feeling being on the 30th floor.

Yeah, how about we go ahead and exit here.

elevators disabled. walk down 30 flights of stairs? I'd rather burn to death.

Well then, by all means, get back together with the future Mrs.-Ex....

funny you mention that...

NO

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

yay. my building may be on fire.

announcement from building security of alarms going off; one floor evacuated. the rest of us told to just stay where we are. can see and hear fire trucks arriving outside.

unsettling feeling being on the 30th floor.

STOP DROP AND ROLL!

 

[Osaurus]

Used this so much back in the day. http://www.aolwatch.org/chronic2.htm. Guess I was easily amused.

 

[El Floppo]

I'm still a bit sensitive about burning buildings.

 

[-fish-]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

 

[Osaurus]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

Sorry?

 

[-fish-]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

Sorry?

Yes, most likely causes of death for me continue to be liver failure or stabbing by crazy chick.

 

[kevzilla]

Nothing wrong with still having a telegraph.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

What are the new odds? I like underdogs.

 

[-fish-]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

What are the new odds? I like underdogs.

There would have to be a whole new fire.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

Steve McQueen show up?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nothing wrong with still having a telegraph.

..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..-

 

[-fish-]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

Steve McQueen show up?

Don't see what Poseidon Adventure has to do with this.

 

[General Malaise]

Announce: I will likely not be dying in a towering inferno today.

What are the new odds? I like underdogs.

Vegas Prop Bets - August 7th, 2014: How Will RoverFish Die?

Stabbing at the hands of a crazy woman: -200

Stabbing at the hands of a sane woman: +125

Boating Accident: +300

AIDS: +450

Fire: +800

Alcohol Poisoning: +1000

Natural Disaster: +1200

FIELD: +1500

Old Age: +2500000000000000000000000000000000000000000