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I am. I want them to read this when they get older.shadyridr wants you to think about the children.
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Have you ever slept with a prostitute? (1 Viewer)
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Dez89
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I honestly have no idea. I don't remember what she said, it might have been something like we had to keep in mind the time or something like that. I find that my Spanish skills involve a good bit of picking out the main ideas and then filling in the blanks myself. Occasionally I make some wrong assumptions.So...what did she actually mean?
Tom Servo
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DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I'm sure she was genuinely interested in you and only took the money because it might have offended you if she didn't.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
Did you read the story?
Didnt plow her. I could've come back there to do it whenever, but she chose to give me her cell and said she would swing by whenever.
Again, i know tutes act interested. But theyre humans too and maybe my charm was just too hard to resist lol
The_Man
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One time I called Roto Rooter to come to my house because my water pipes were clogged. After the guy cleared my pipes (not a euphemism) he gave me his cell number and said that if I ever needed his services again, I should call him directly.
Shockingly, he wasn't offering to come back and do future plumbing jobs for free because he liked hanging out at my house. It turns out he was trying to strike a deal where I would pay him under the table - he'd charge me less than the company did, and he'd get to pocket more of the cash. YMMV.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
I know this is a real possibility. Point is, Im willing to test it out fot FFA enjoyment
The_Man
Footballguy
if she's an 8.5 you ain't gettin nothing for free.......
you basically showed that you were willing to pay top dollar for what you could get at the time.....you weren't trying to get off as cheap as possible (no pun intended)....she sees deep pockets that she would like to attack solo......
The Football Freak
Footballguy
Anyone who says no is a lunatic, a moron and likely a danger to society and to themselves. Mr. Ham should probably call the FBI on them, at the very least. Green light.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I'll bet some of them do it just because they love to get pounded. That's the kind I want. I want her to be genuinely into me and we'd make out like she's my girlfriend. Then we'd fall in love......oh, crap.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
True Story
I used to bang a girl at a R&T pretty steadily... maybe after 4-5 times, she started hanging w me a bit, smoking blunts and such...
eventually she started to come over 2-3 times a month... hang... smoke one.. we'd have dinner... pound and she'd go to work.
she never took a penny from me outside of the R&T.. the most honest romanian Ive ever met. 7/10
I used to bang a girl at a R&T pretty steadily... maybe after 4-5 times, she started hanging w me a bit, smoking blunts and such...
eventually she started to come over 2-3 times a month... hang... smoke one.. we'd have dinner... pound and she'd go to work.
she never took a penny from me outside of the R&T.. the most honest romanian Ive ever met. 7/10
phrozen
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
I commend all of you that have had any form of relationship with a prostitute or stripper (and I use or in the literal sense of figuratively) whether it be for 5 minutes or some kind of long term thing. There isn't a fiber of my being that would let me do that. I don't know if its religious, shyness, lack of game (and I am the king of lack of game) (do they still use the term game?) (Whatever term they use, I don't have it)
Soulfly3
Footballguy
When I was "hanging" with the 'Tute, it didnt bother me... know why?
If you're just casually dating a woman, or seeing one - odds are she's still getting pounded by someone else.. and likely, you are too.
so I knew I didnt want to date her.. it was nice to just hang, have her roll blunts for me, smoke, laugh and then pound.
she was basically a #### buddy. and there were NO feelings involved by either side. just fun
eta: would never kiss her... she's kiss my cheek and that's it, before she left.
If you're just casually dating a woman, or seeing one - odds are she's still getting pounded by someone else.. and likely, you are too.
so I knew I didnt want to date her.. it was nice to just hang, have her roll blunts for me, smoke, laugh and then pound.
she was basically a #### buddy. and there were NO feelings involved by either side. just fun
eta: would never kiss her... she's kiss my cheek and that's it, before she left.
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flysack
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Oink Oink the Pig
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My eyes! My eyes!
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Soulfly3
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Rove!
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, I'm with Copeman. Do you really want the slang term for your love interest to be a homonym for a word that means 'fart'? Is 'tricks' too much to ask?
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shadyridr
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maybe the problem was you were speaking spanish to a brazilianI honestly have no idea. I don't remember what she said, it might have been something like we had to keep in mind the time or something like that. I find that my Spanish skills involve a good bit of picking out the main ideas and then filling in the blanks myself. Occasionally I make some wrong assumptions.So...what did she actually mean?
Leroy Hoard
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Dez89
Footballguy
Haha... yes, that definitely may have contributed to the miscommunication.maybe the problem was you were speaking spanish to a brazilianI honestly have no idea. I don't remember what she said, it might have been something like we had to keep in mind the time or something like that. I find that my Spanish skills involve a good bit of picking out the main ideas and then filling in the blanks myself. Occasionally I make some wrong assumptions.So...what did she actually mean?
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flapgreen
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I need to know what she meant!I honestly have no idea. I don't remember what she said, it might have been something like we had to keep in mind the time or something like that. I find that my Spanish skills involve a good bit of picking out the main ideas and then filling in the blanks myself. Occasionally I make some wrong assumptions.So...what did she actually mean?
ChainsawU
Footballguy
I had a very intimate 2-year relationship with a girl who worked in a tanning salon. For two solid years we lived together and had sex with each other every night.
For anyone in a long-term relationship you can relate to the type of sex you get comfortable with after two years.
Fast-forward to year-three when we were broken up, and I was still living in College Station and she had moved to Dobie. I drove through Austin one day and decided to stop by her workplace.
When I got there she was not there, so I did my business in Austin and swung by on the way out.
She was there. And by the look on her face - you could tell that her co-worker had told her I was there looking for her previously. She took me by the hand and led me back to the laundry room and we boned - me standing up and her sitting on the washing machine.
Then she let me tan for free and bought me a Dasani.
For anyone in a long-term relationship you can relate to the type of sex you get comfortable with after two years.
Fast-forward to year-three when we were broken up, and I was still living in College Station and she had moved to Dobie. I drove through Austin one day and decided to stop by her workplace.
When I got there she was not there, so I did my business in Austin and swung by on the way out.
She was there. And by the look on her face - you could tell that her co-worker had told her I was there looking for her previously. She took me by the hand and led me back to the laundry room and we boned - me standing up and her sitting on the washing machine.
Then she let me tan for free and bought me a Dasani.
flapgreen
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flysack
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flapgreen
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re-rease
bicycle_seat_sniffer
Smells like chicken
soulfly you are trying waaaay too hard
ChainsawU
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ClownCausedChaos2
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She was actually making boring talk about the weather. You must be quite the conversationalist.Dez89 said:I honestly have no idea. I don't remember what she said, it might have been something like we had to keep in mind the time or something like that. I find that my Spanish skills involve a good bit of picking out the main ideas and then filling in the blanks myself. Occasionally I make some wrong assumptions.Bucky86 said:So...what did she actually mean?
"Tiempo" means time; it also means weather.
bicycle_seat_sniffer
Smells like chicken
nah Ive had my fun
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Dez89
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Hmm... it appears you are right. But I have never, ever heard it used in that context.She was actually making boring talk about the weather. You must be quite the conversationalist.Dez89 said:I honestly have no idea. I don't remember what she said, it might have been something like we had to keep in mind the time or something like that. I find that my Spanish skills involve a good bit of picking out the main ideas and then filling in the blanks myself. Occasionally I make some wrong assumptions.Bucky86 said:So...what did she actually mean?
"Tiempo" means time; it also means weather.
Frostillicus
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I think it's Algonquin for "The Good Land"Hmm... it appears you are right. But I have never, ever heard it used in that context.She was actually making boring talk about the weather. You must be quite the conversationalist.Dez89 said:I honestly have no idea. I don't remember what she said, it might have been something like we had to keep in mind the time or something like that. I find that my Spanish skills involve a good bit of picking out the main ideas and then filling in the blanks myself. Occasionally I make some wrong assumptions.Bucky86 said:So...what did she actually mean?
"Tiempo" means time; it also means weather.
flapgreen
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ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
Is this an Alice Cooper/Wayne's World reference? Please tell me this an Alice Cooper/Wayne's World reference.I think it's Algonquin for "The Good Land"Hmm... it appears you are right. But I have never, ever heard it used in that context.She was actually making boring talk about the weather. You must be quite the conversationalist."Tiempo" means time; it also means weather.Dez89 said:I honestly have no idea. I don't remember what she said, it might have been something like we had to keep in mind the time or something like that. I find that my Spanish skills involve a good bit of picking out the main ideas and then filling in the blanks myself. Occasionally I make some wrong assumptions.Bucky86 said:So...what did she actually mean?
cstu
Footballguy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=o5FT3IGXtAk#t=37Is this an Alice Cooper/Wayne's World reference? Please tell me this an Alice Cooper/Wayne's World reference.I think it's Algonquin for "The Good Land"Hmm... it appears you are right. But I have never, ever heard it used in that context.She was actually making boring talk about the weather. You must be quite the conversationalist."Tiempo" means time; it also means weather.Dez89 said:I honestly have no idea. I don't remember what she said, it might have been something like we had to keep in mind the time or something like that. I find that my Spanish skills involve a good bit of picking out the main ideas and then filling in the blanks myself. Occasionally I make some wrong assumptions.Bucky86 said:So...what did she actually mean?
Leroy Hoard
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