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So you're a Zales guy?
With Sam's Club offering spectacular jewelry now, I don't see how these places are still in business.
Otis c'mon. You know that every kiss begins with Kay.
Keep telling yourself that.This one pisses me off. The rapid cause (getting a shiny expensive bauble) to effect (lets go have sex) understanding that happens in it echoes the sentiment that 'all women are whores', when it really comes down to it. So as a woman it's kind of insulting. We're all greedy simpletons who like you foremost for the material items you bestow on us
I was thinking the same thing when I heard that the other day."Wait...what? Those are lyrics from Pablo Cruise."Forget the lyrics...focus on what is really important.That necklace resembles balls.
"Wait...what? Those are lyrics from Pablo Cruise."
I always thought it looked like a woman's butt, actually two, a smaller one and a bigger one.Maybe it is supposed to represent a threesome?Forget the lyrics...focus on what is really important.That necklace resembles balls.
"Wait...what? Those are lyrics from Pablo Cruise."
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The small and big butts represent pre-marriage and post-marriage.I always thought it looked like a woman's butt, actually two, a smaller one and a bigger one.Maybe it is supposed to represent a threesome?Forget the lyrics...focus on what is really important.That necklace resembles balls.
"Wait...what? Those are lyrics from Pablo Cruise."
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"Hey honey, you really like that new necklace? Now that you mention it, there's something I've been wanting to ask you..."
This one pisses me off. The rapid cause (getting a shiny expensive bauble) to effect (lets go have sex) understanding that happens in it echoes the sentiment that 'all women are whores', when it really comes down to it. So as a woman it's kind of insulting. We're all greedy simpletons who like you foremost for the material items you bestow on us
Don't even mention that *******'s name.
I'm not sure that you read any of the thread since there seems to be universal agreement that they all suck rather than arguing about which is worse. But cool points to you for enlightening us with diamond trivia that nobody cares about.
What about "the hopper"? Different industry, but man oh man, will i never give a dollar for anything associated with that stupid thing
I always think of the Wire.
I really think I did the wrong thing in my life. I should have been a ####ty commercial idea pitchman."Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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I could poop a better commercial than that."Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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Admittedly, this would have been an excellent pr0n line in the same setting.I could poop a better commercial than that."Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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Oh, the filth potential is definitely there.Admittedly, this would have been an excellent pr0n line in the same setting.I could poop a better commercial than that."Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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The upright position line or the poop line?Admittedly, this would have been an excellent pr0n line in the same setting.I could poop a better commercial than that."Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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I despise the commercial where it seems acceptable for women to drag their boyfriends around to go engagement ring browsing even though he hasn't proposed yet. How whipped does a guy have to be to put up with that?"Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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Any man who is TOLD what engagment ring to buy might as well hand over his wallet and b##ls and strap on the ball gag because he's gone full-b###h and there's no coming back from that.I despise the commercial where it seems acceptable for women to drag their boyfriends around to go engagement ring browsing even though he hasn't proposed yet. How whipped does a guy have to be to put up with that?"Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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sounds hotI could poop a better commercial than that."Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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As someone named Jared.....
The upright position line.Keerock said:The upright position line or the poop line?Admittedly, this would have been an excellent pr0n line in the same setting.I could poop a better commercial than that."Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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At least you changed your name for posting purposes, you always have that going for you.
not NEARLY as bad as "Thaaaaat's Jared"
The pitch starts with a goal. They're trying to associate something with their brand, but they have to position their product in a way that the association is obvious and assumed, because people will believe what they infer more than what they're told.In this case, the product is a gift, so there are two markets - the giver and the receiver. The gift receiver, usually female, wants to believe that the gift is something she wants. The gift giver, usually male, wants to believe that his gift will lead to something he wants."Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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one of my cousins through marriage was dating a girl who constantly posted pictures of engagement rings to her Facebook profile to try and put the pressure on. Anyone want to guess how that turned out for her?I despise the commercial where it seems acceptable for women to drag their boyfriends around to go engagement ring browsing even though he hasn't proposed yet. How whipped does a guy have to be to put up with that?"Please return your fiance to her original upright position."
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