If I won the lottery.... (1 Viewer)

[tikigods]

I would buy a small island country and declare myself emperor.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I would buy an army of Hessians to invade your island.

 

[Mr Fantasy]

Would ya really?

 

[Henry Ford]

What if you only won ten dollars?

 

[Raider Nation]

Know the chick from True Detective with the piercing blue eyes and magnificent breasts? I would offer her $1M to be my sex slave for a weekend.

 

[mquinnjr]

What if, instead of the 20-year annuity, your were offered 100% of the amount of money that you won as the lump sum payment, but it was in Bitcoin @ that date's present value? Which would you choose?

 

[MaxThreshold]

I would give $300 dollars to Tim to make up for Dr.Gobbler welching on his bet.

The rest I would invest in more lottery tickets.

 

[Shatner!]

What if, instead of the 20-year annuity, your were offered 100% of the amount of money that you won as the lump sum payment, but it was in Bitcoin @ that date's present value? Which would you choose?

Wheat pennies.

 

[Raider Nation]

I'd also buy Jay Cutler a Super Bowl ring, since that's the only way he's ever getting one.

 

[MaxThreshold]

I'd also buy Jay Cutler a Super Bowl ring, since that's the only way he's ever getting one.

That's some funny #### right there.

 

[tikigods]

I would buy an army of Hessians to invade your island.

I'd hire the Iranian navy to convert your Hessians to Islam.

 

[tikigods]

435 million, one winner, Powerball.

Lucky son of a gun.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

What if, instead of the 20-year annuity, your were offered 100% of the amount of money that you won as the lump sum payment, but it was in Bitcoin @ that date's present value? Which would you choose?

Wheat pennies.

I'd walk around with a whole bunch of rolls of wheat pennies and hand out a few rolls to people I like.

 

[stbugs]

Know the chick from True Detective with the piercing blue eyes and magnificent breasts? I would offer her $1M to be my sex slave for a weekend.

I like the cut of your jib. I am going to have to try and win the lottery before you.

 

[T Bell]

Know the chick from True Detective with the piercing blue eyes and magnificent breasts? I would offer her $1M to be my sex slave for a weekend.

I like the cut of your jib. I am going to have to try and win the lottery before you.

There's more than one weekend coming up, ya know.

 

[stbugs]

Know the chick from True Detective with the piercing blue eyes and magnificent breasts? I would offer her $1M to be my sex slave for a weekend.

I like the cut of your jib. I am going to have to try and win the lottery before you.

There's more than one weekend coming up, ya know.

Would you want the weekend after RN?

 

[Gopher State]

I would buy a small island country and declare myself emperor.

maybe buy detroit

 

[-fish-]

A whole box of raisins.

 

[FUBAR]

I would buy a small island country and declare myself emperor.

maybe buy detroit

what would you do with the rest of the money?

 

[Fennis]

435 chicks at the same time

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Lots of dead hookers and lawsuits - Jim Jeffries

 

[Fat Nick]

I'd ride Kate Upton AND Verlander's Lambo.

 

[matttyl]

I'd have a better chance of winning it again, in the same year, than my chances of my home getting broken into according to Tim.

 

[tikigods]

I would buy a small island country and declare myself emperor.

maybe buy detroit

what would you do with the rest of the money?