in THIS thread shuke will rate things.. all manner of things (1 Viewer)

[shuke]

jelly donuts 

custard donuts

white creme donuts

Finally an easy one

 

[Otis]

I say "uh" a lot it seems

 

 

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Live Ratings: 9

 

[Prince Myshkin]

Just when I think the Shuke ratings can't get any better...

 

[Tick]

Your moustache

Your beard

Your eyebrows

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Finally an easy one

jelly ranked way ahead of custard???

 

[Tick]

jelly ranked way ahead of custard???

Have you read the eat-off thread?  He has a thing for jelly donuts.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

jelly ranked way ahead of custard???

Have you read the eat-off thread?  He has a thing for jelly donuts.




 

I thought I had ...clearly not keeping up, or reading retention has degraded severely. 

We don't have anyone in our family that will touch a jelly donut.  

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

What is the ranking of the content inside those cans on the shelf over your right shoulder? 

 

[flysack]

The beard's a solid 10, Shuke. Big fan.

 

[Otis]

Agreed, shuke is totally a good beard dude. 

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Agreed, shuke is totally a good beard dude. 

Hmmm....that gives me an idea for an interesting thing to rate:

Shuke, please rate your beard leavin's(y'know, that stuff that you can shake out of your beard after a big dinner, or day at the beach or something).

 

[shuke]

jelly ranked way ahead of custard???

Bro

 

[shuke]

Your moustache

Your beard

Your eyebrows

9

8

7

 

[shuke]

What is the ranking of the content inside those cans on the shelf over your right shoulder? 

Antique coffee cans?

No

 

[shuke]

I thought I had ...clearly not keeping up, or reading retention has degraded severely. 

We don't have anyone in our family that will touch a jelly donut.  

You and your family is a ####

 

[shuke]

Hmmm....that gives me an idea for an interesting thing to rate:

Shuke, please rate your beard leavin's(y'know, that stuff that you can shake out of your beard after a big dinner, or day at the beach or something).

1

 

[Binky The Doormat]

jelly ranked way ahead of custard???

Bro




 

It's crazy.  I am usually in close agreement with all of your rankings.  I believe your jelly obsession has you leaning too hard in that direction.  

BTW - how would you rank this?

Great over a slightly warm cheese.  

 

[shuke]

It's crazy.  I am usually in close agreement with all of your rankings.  I believe your jelly obsession has you leaning too hard in that direction.  

BTW - how would you rank this?

Great over a slightly warm cheese.  

6

 

[Hawks64]

Live Ratings: 9

Sorry....live ratings are easily a 100 and boy can Shuke put down the booze!

 

[Prince Myshkin]

I say "uh" a lot it seems

This is a classic.  Don't know what is better....the subtle beard stroke to start it off, or the looks of deep consideration (furrowed brow, eyes slightly closed, head moving slightly side-to-side in deliberation) 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I thought I had ...clearly not keeping up, or reading retention has degraded severely. 

We don't have anyone in our family that will touch a jelly donut.  




 

You and your family is a ####




 

ouch - right in the solar plex - AND THAT's my 12 yr old daughter!!!!

 

[shuke]

ouch - right in the solar plex - AND THAT's my 12 yr old daughter!!!!

Dude, it's a long running FFA joke.  This is now 17 posts by you about these donuts.  In this thread I will rate things.  That's all it is.  We're good.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

ouch - right in the solar plex - AND THAT's my 12 yr old daughter!!!!

Dude, it's a long running FFA joke.  This is now 17 posts by you about these donuts.  In this thread I will rate things.  That's all it is.  We're good.  




 

I didn't think you were serious.  

I feel bad you thought I was offended.  Sorry man - all good here.

 

[Otis]

Unhinged Shuke always one of my favorite shuke shticks 

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Unhinged Shuke always one of my favorite shuke shticks 

Unhinged Shuke is the name of GM's Air Supply cover band.

 

[mr. furley]

  In this thread I will rate things.  

pin it

 

[Otis]

Unhinged Shuke always one of my favorite shuke shticks 

Speaking of which, can anyone find that thread where we went through and listed all of the many different shuke personalities?  That was a classic.  It probably didn't survive the purge; thankfully as a result we now have space for more kicker questions in the AC forum.

 

[bosoxs45]

Underwater snake wrestling

 

[shuke]

I didn't think you were serious.  

I feel bad you thought I was offended.  Sorry man - all good here.

3

 

[shuke]

Unhinged Shuke is the name of GM's Air Supply cover band.

7

 

[shuke]

Underwater snake wrestling

6

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I didn't think you were serious.  

I feel bad you thought I was offended.  Sorry man - all good here.




 

3




 

Never been very good at apologies.

 

[Tusken Raider]

A favorite of the guys here at work:

Bishop Bullwinkel - "Hell to the Naw Naw"

 

[Binky The Doormat]

bagel loaded with cream cheese, smoked salmon, a sprinkling of very thinly sliced red onion and capers.  

 

[Ministry of Pain]

1977

1980

1983

 

[Tackling Dummies]

NY Strip

Porterhouse

Ribeye

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Anchorman

Old School

Blades of Glory

Elf

Zoolander

 

[shuke]

bagel loaded with cream cheese, smoked salmon, a sprinkling of very thinly sliced red onion and capers.  

5.  I know it tastes good, but I don't like seafood for breakfast.  

 

[shuke]

1977

1980

1983

5

7

9

 

[shuke]

NY Strip

Porterhouse

Ribeye

6

9

8

 

[El Floppo]

Shooby Taylor, the human horn.

please listen to the entire album before rating. tia.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

6

9

8

 This Porterhouse?

 

[LAUNCH]

https://youtu.be/3zQ53oXITyk

Welcome To The Christmas Parade - Mariah Carey vs. My Chemical Romance (Mashup)

 

[ShamrockPride]

Hookers

Blow

 

[shuke]

Shooby Taylor, the human horn.

please listen to the entire album before rating. tia.

3.  

 

[shuke]

https://youtu.be/3zQ53oXITyk

Welcome To The Christmas Parade - Mariah Carey vs. My Chemical Romance (Mashup)

Genius.  10

 

[shuke]

Anchorman

Old School

Blades of Glory

Elf

Zoolander

Only seen Old School.  7

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Only seen Old School.  7

Do you hate comedy?   Anchorman and Zoolander probably 2 of the top 10 comedies of the last 25 years 

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Do you hate comedy?   Anchorman and Zoolander probably 2 of the top 10 comedies of the last 25 years 

Well, I'm not shuke, buuuut I can't just let this lay here.....

I love comedy.  That's why I can't stand Will Ferrell.  He isn't very funny.  He's just a goon. Zoolander and Old School are the only movies he's in I can stand to sit through(probably because he isn't the main character in either).  He is typically pretty terrible.  

#ishRank on Will is about a 2, mostly for the Mugatu role.  There I said it.