Issue with forward massage therapist (1 Viewer)

[Zow]

still very strange and funny to me that woz or anybody else does a massage wearing underwear.

of all the bizarre things people in the FFA do- dunno why that one gets me.

Not just underwear...BOXERS apparently.

Boxer-briefs to be exact

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Wife brought up issue slightly last night. Had asked if I made a future appointment. I indicated that I didn't. She says I should because she knows I need it. I tell her that I was considering going elsewhere. Wife immediately quips that she doubts we'd find someone as good for as cheap and that I need to go so I should keep going to her. We then, after a pause, have this exchange:

Wife: You keep your boxers on the entire time when you go to her, right?

Woz: Yep.

Wife: Okay, good. Normally I wouldn't care whether you did but there's just something about her I don't trust.

Woz: I understand. That's why I considered going to someone else.

Wife: No, she does a good job, you should keep going to her... but if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away so I can kick her ####### ###.

Ok, done and done. You've got this.

I like this part though:

if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away

{23 minutes into the massage: "Hey There, whoah, you got your whole hand up there? .... Excuse me I have to go make a phone call."}

 

[WetDream]

still very strange and funny to me that woz or anybody else does a massage wearing underwear.

of all the bizarre things people in the FFA do- dunno why that one gets me.

Serious question for the nude massage guys, do you go nude with a male masseur or just females?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I don't trust her. You should keep seeing her.

Flawless female logic.

They're perfect for each other. Keep those boxers on honey! Does the wife go nude?

 

[Zow]

I don't trust her. You should keep seeing her.

Flawless female logic.

They're perfect for each other. Keep those boxers on honey! Does the wife go nude?

Thong, I believe.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I don't trust her. You should keep seeing her.

Flawless female logic.

They're perfect for each other. Keep those boxers on honey! Does the wife go nude?

Thong, I believe.

Bra?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

And just a heads up, you're a complete and total moron if you continue to see the chick

 

[Zow]

I don't trust her. You should keep seeing her.

Flawless female logic.

They're perfect for each other. Keep those boxers on honey! Does the wife go nude?

Thong, I believe.

Bra?

Thinking no.

 

[El Floppo]

still very strange and funny to me that woz or anybody else does a massage wearing underwear.

of all the bizarre things people in the FFA do- dunno why that one gets me.

Serious question for the nude massage guys, do you go nude with a male masseur or just females?

burqa with the dudes, free-bird with the broads.

 

[Guest]

Will the wife have you point to the place on the doll where the masseuse touched you?

 

[jon_mx]

I guess it all is pretty much on the table. Might as well keep going and pushing the limits. What could go wrong? You have cover for almost anything. Just blame her.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

still very strange and funny to me that woz or anybody else does a massage wearing underwear.

of all the bizarre things people in the FFA do- dunno why that one gets me.

Serious question for the nude massage guys, do you go nude with a male masseur or just females?

burqa with the dudes, free-bird with the broads.

Me too, but it seems contradictory. Its all completely non-sexual right?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Will the wife have you point to the place on the doll where the masseuse touched you?

lol

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Now, woz, be an attorney here.

Here words were, and I quote (granted heresay at this point and biased from the source, but I'm in ilawyer mode) : but if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away so I can kick her ####### ###.

So, she isn't saying that you can't get touched in that naughty way - just that if you do she is going to kick the girl's ***. So, she set up the offer and you can now accept. You can get happy ending of your choosing but you must then tell her so she can go beat up the girl - but you are in the clear. She just gave you a one timer. So make it count. Bring coconut oil to the next rubdown and report back.

 

[El Floppo]

still very strange and funny to me that woz or anybody else does a massage wearing underwear.

of all the bizarre things people in the FFA do- dunno why that one gets me.

Serious question for the nude massage guys, do you go nude with a male masseur or just females?

burqa with the dudes, free-bird with the broads.

Me too, but it seems contradictory. Its all completely non-sexual right?

depends on the duded.

 

[Zow]

Now, woz, be an attorney here.

Here words were, and I quote (granted heresay at this point and biased from the source, but I'm in ilawyer mode) : but if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away so I can kick her ####### ###.

So, she isn't saying that you can't get touched in that naughty way - just that if you do she is going to kick the girl's ***. So, she set up the offer and you can now accept. You can get happy ending of your choosing but you must then tell her so she can go beat up the girl - but you are in the clear. She just gave you a one timer. So make it count. Bring coconut oil to the next rubdown and report back.

 

[dozer]

Therapist.

The rapist.

She's gonna go up in you like a Sayerville linebacker.

 

[Bucky86]

Fatal Attraction

 

[fatness]

"I wear underwear because my wife tells me to, so there!"

 

[tom22406]

Massage therapist appears to want to masturbate me

An_208358 posted:
Because of back surgeries, I have been going to get regular massages. The therapist is very good and relaxes me so much. I am nude during the massage with a sheet over me. Her fingers usually slide down my butt crack, it seems a little lower than is necessary, and I always get a hard-on when on my back and with a full body massage she does the thighs as well. Her hands always graze my penis and #### repeatedly. Is this a sign that she wants to give me more than a massage, say to masturbate me? I hate to presume if its not the case. I am curious to see if this is common. I would probably allow it to happen if it is common enough

Hi Anonymous, yes i do. I still go to the female massage therapist and she continues to tease the same way. In conversation, I hint, but she remains very professional. However, she does the same routine every visit...grazes the penis, fingers up my ### cheek crack. She no longer uses a sheet to cover me. She has me turn over nude then takes her time giving me a towel to cover myself. By that time I'm very erect and she simply smiles and begins the torture again. I believe she's waiting for me to make first move. Twice now she's climbed on the table straddling me around the knees massaging and smiling. It's driving me crazy. I wish she'd just grab me and we can move forward...

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Wife brought up issue slightly last night. Had asked if I made a future appointment. I indicated that I didn't. She says I should because she knows I need it. I tell her that I was considering going elsewhere. Wife immediately quips that she doubts we'd find someone as good for as cheap and that I need to go so I should keep going to her. We then, after a pause, have this exchange:

Wife: You keep your boxers on the entire time when you go to her, right?

Woz: Yep.

Wife: Okay, good. Normally I wouldn't care whether you did but there's just something about her I don't trust.

Woz: I understand. That's why I considered going to someone else.

Wife: No, she does a good job, you should keep going to her... but if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away so I can lick her ####### ###.

No need to look for subtext in this one!

Nice!

 

[Hilts]

Wife brought up issue slightly last night. Had asked if I made a future appointment. I indicated that I didn't. She says I should because she knows I need it. I tell her that I was considering going elsewhere. Wife immediately quips that she doubts we'd find someone as good for as cheap and that I need to go so I should keep going to her. We then, after a pause, have this exchange:

Wife: You keep your boxers on the entire time when you go to her, right?

Woz: Yep.

Wife: Okay, good. Normally I wouldn't care whether you did but there's just something about her I don't trust.

Woz: I understand. That's why I considered going to someone else.

Wife: No, she does a good job, you should keep going to her... but if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away so I can kick her ####### ###.

Get a hand job and/or more. Don't tell the wife. If she finds out, claim you never felt the touching was inappropriate so you never told her.

 

[xulf]

Pics of fat Woz ant the MT so we all can laugh and laugh and laugh about how this whole story has a probability of 0.

 

[Gene Sackman]

Do they make male chastity belts..?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary? Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not get?

 

[Abraham]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary? Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not get?

My thinking. I wear my boxers and think being nude does nothing.

 

[(HULK)]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary? Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not get?

Exactly that. Glutes get worked.

 

[FUBAR]

Wife brought up issue slightly last night. Had asked if I made a future appointment. I indicated that I didn't. She says I should because she knows I need it. I tell her that I was considering going elsewhere. Wife immediately quips that she doubts we'd find someone as good for as cheap and that I need to go so I should keep going to her. We then, after a pause, have this exchange:

Wife: You keep your boxers on the entire time when you go to her, right?

Woz: Yep.

Wife: Okay, good. Normally I wouldn't care whether you did but there's just something about her I don't trust.

Woz: I understand. That's why I considered going to someone else.

Wife: No, she does a good job, you should keep going to her... but if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away so I can kick her ####### ###.

Your wife is nuts.

IOW, you married a woman. Congrats.

 

[dickey moe]

If this leads to a happy ending, be sure she brings a mop.

 

[El Floppo]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary? Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not get?

Exactly that. Glutes get worked.

glutes- and they use oil that won't get out of your clothing.

I still don't get all the shame about being naked for a massage.

 

[TLEF316]

It's a trap!!!!

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

When's the next appointment?

 

[Zow]

Pics of fat Woz ant the MT so we all can laugh and laugh and laugh about how this whole story has a probability of 0.

I'm not that fat. Just 25 or so lbs. above my normal hot chick getting weight.

 

[Bucky86]

Pics of fat Woz ant the MT so we all can laugh and laugh and laugh about how this whole story has a probability of 0.

I'm not that fat. Just 25 or so lbs. above my normal hot chick getting weight.

25....thats a lot.

 

[SacramentoBob]

I guess it all is pretty much on the table.

Indeed.

 

[SacramentoBob]

still very strange and funny to me that woz or anybody else does a massage wearing underwear.

of all the bizarre things people in the FFA do- dunno why that one gets me.

Serious question for the nude massage guys, do you go nude with a male masseur or just females?

burqa with the dudes, free-bird with the broads.

Me too, but it seems contradictory. Its all completely non-sexual right?

No way in hell I get a full body massage in the nude from a guy. No way.

 

[Zow]

Pics of fat Woz ant the MT so we all can laugh and laugh and laugh about how this whole story

has a probability of 0.

I'm not that fat. Just 25 or so lbs. above my normal hot chick getting weight.

25....thats a lot.

It certainly is. But it's not like I'm some tub of goo who is so fat that women have become impervious to my otherwise dashing charm and boyish smile.

 

[Zow]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary?

Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not

get?

My thinking. I wear my boxers and think being nude does nothing.

Same here. Honestly the most baffling thing about this thread is the heat I've taken for wearing my underwear during massages.

 

[Zow]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary?

Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not

get?

My thinking. I wear my boxers and think being nude does nothing.

Same here. Honestly the most baffling thing about this thread is the heat I've taken for wearing my underwear during massages.

 

[Gene Sackman]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary?

Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not

get?

My thinking. I wear my boxers and think being nude does nothing.

Same here. Honestly the most baffling thing about this thread is the heat I've taken for wearing my underwear during massages.

It's weird dude.

 

[squidrope]

Just got back from a 2 hour massage in the buff. Thought of this thread and lost my wood.

 

[Bucky86]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary?

Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not

get?

My thinking. I wear my boxers and think being nude does nothing.

Same here. Honestly the most baffling thing about this thread is the heat I've taken for wearing my underwear during massages.

It's weird dude.

Yup. It's like wearing jeans at the gym.

 

[Zow]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary?

Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not

get?

My thinking. I wear my boxers and think being nude does nothing.

Same here. Honestly the most baffling thing about this thread is the heat I've taken for wearing my underwear during massages.

It's weird dude.

Yup. It's like wearing jeans at the gym.

Oh come on

 

[(HULK)]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary?

Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not

get?

My thinking. I wear my boxers and think being nude does nothing.

Samehere. Honestly the most baffling thing about this thread is the heat I've taken for wearing my underwear during massages.

It's weird dude.

Yup. It's like wearing jeans at the gym.

Oh come on

I think its probably closer to wearing your tshirt in the ocean.

 

[Worm]

I can present a before and after view of the underwear/no underwear thing.

No underwear 100 times out of 100. It's a better massage on both your leg/thigh/glut area as well as your lower back. It just is.

 

[Gene Sackman]

Why is being nude for a massage necessary?

Do you get an ### rub that you otherwise do not

get?

My thinking. I wear my boxers and think being nude does nothing.

Samehere. Honestly the most baffling thing about this thread is the heat I've taken for wearing my underwear during massages.

It's weird dude.

Yup. It's like wearing jeans at the gym.

Oh come on

I think its probably closer to wearing your tshirt in the ocean shower.

 

[jamny]

Never had a massage.

 

[El Floppo]

Never had a massage.

pretty amazing... unless you're ashamed of your body and need to wear undies.

 

[jamny]

Never had a massage.

pretty amazing... unless you're ashamed of your body and need to wear undies.

Not at all. I've always been in good shape. Just never something I considered doing or felt the need for. And I've worked in mostly strenuous jobs throughout my life, never office work.

 

[Bucky86]

Never had a massage.

pretty amazing... unless you're ashamed of your body and need to wear undies.

Not at all. I've always been in good shape. Just never something I considered doing or felt the need for. And I've worked in mostly strenuous jobs throughout my life, never office work.

They're not bad at all. I'd never order one and go by myself, but when my gf and I go on vacation she usually books us a couples massage. I like to go with the unique styles like the hot stone massage. I always leave thinking why don't I do this more often?