Issue with forward massage therapist (1 Viewer)

[Hilts]

Your wife has expressed being uncomfortable with you seeing this masseuse.

You have expressed being uncomfortable seeing this masseuse.

Yet...you continue to see this masseuse?

It's new issue. I have not booked another appointment since starting this thread.

Okay then. Problem solved. Why are we doing this thread?

 

[Zow]

Your wife has expressed being uncomfortable with you seeing this masseuse.

You have expressed being uncomfortable seeing this masseuse.

Yet...you continue to see this masseuse?

It's new issue. I have not booked another appointment since starting this thread.

Okay then. Problem solved. Why are we doing this thread?

Because I haven't made a thread about me in a long time.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Your wife has expressed being uncomfortable with you seeing this masseuse.

You have expressed being uncomfortable seeing this masseuse.

Yet...you continue to see this masseuse?

It's new issue. I have not booked another appointment since starting this thread.

So, 5 hours?

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

tell her you'll take your underwear off if she does.

 

[tonydead]

Schedule a couples message, get some drinks in your wife first. Thank me later.

Go back, take control of the conversation. Ask her if she "enjoys massaging your wife", see where that conversation goes. No downside here.

 

[cstu]

Literally had this conversation an hour ago with my wife:

"Do you mind if I go get a massage?"

"No, I've been telling to go for years."

"Do you mind if you if I get a female therapist?"

"No, that's fine."

"Do you mind if I get a hand job while I'm there?"

 

[cstu]

Sorry, but your lady is cheating on you. If she is saying that a hand job ISN'T cheating, then she's guilty and has at least given a wrister to another guy. No way does any woman (and 99% of guys) think a hand job isn't cheating.

Its not cheating if your wife says its okay and knows about it. Cheating implies deception.

He's saying your wife is cheating on you and lets you get hand jobs to make her feel less guilty.

 

[SIDA!]

Sorry, but your lady is cheating on you. If she is saying that a hand job ISN'T cheating, then she's guilty and has at least given a wrister to another guy. No way does any woman (and 99% of guys) think a hand job isn't cheating.

Its not cheating if your wife says its okay and knows about it. Cheating implies deception.

He's saying your wife is cheating on you and lets you get hand jobs to make her feel less guilty.

I understand the logic of feeling less guilty. Trying to wrap my head around the fact that apparently he thinks she has been moonlighting as a masseuse and giving "wristers" without my knowing.

 

[SIDA!]

Literally had this conversation an hour ago with my wife:

"Do you mind if I go get a massage?"

"No, I've been telling to go for years."

"Do you mind if you if I get a female therapist?"

"No, that's fine."

"Do you mind if I get a hand job while I'm there?"

LOL...what does the tumbleweed emoticon mean, again?

 

[cstu]

Literally had this conversation an hour ago with my wife:

"Do you mind if I go get a massage?"

"No, I've been telling to go for years."

"Do you mind if you if I get a female therapist?"

"No, that's fine."

"Do you mind if I get a hand job while I'm there?"

LOL...what does the tumbleweed emoticon mean, again?

In this instance it meant a silent stare.

 

[SIDA!]

Literally had this conversation an hour ago with my wife:

"Do you mind if I go get a massage?"

"No, I've been telling to go for years."

"Do you mind if you if I get a female therapist?"

"No, that's fine."

"Do you mind if I get a hand job while I'm there?"

LOL...what does the tumbleweed emoticon mean, again?

In this instance it meant a silent stare.

So, you are saying there is a chance she is okay with it... lolz

 

[jon_mx]

Literally had this conversation an hour ago with my wife:

"Do you mind if I go get a massage?"

"No, I've been telling to go for years."

"Do you mind if you if I get a female therapist?"

"No, that's fine."

"Do you mind if I get a hand job while I'm there?"

LOL...what does the tumbleweed emoticon mean, again?

In this instance it meant a silent stare.

I'd take that as a yes.

 

[T Bell]

What's the problem with a masseuse getting a peak at your junk?

Warts? Deformed? Small? Missing testicle?

Or, you know, I'm married and my wife probably prefers other women not seeing what I got.

Sorta like the engagement ring: it may be small, but it's mine!

 

[Zow]

What's the problem with a masseuse getting a peak at your junk?

Warts? Deformed? Small? Missing testicle?

Or, you know, I'm married and my wife probably prefers other women not seeing what I got.

Sorta like the engagement ring: it may be small, but it's mine!

2 carats, buddy. Not a coincidental number.

 

[T Bell]

What's the problem with a masseuse getting a peak at your junk?

Warts? Deformed? Small? Missing testicle?

Or, you know, I'm married and my wife probably prefers other women not seeing what I got.

honestly, my wife doesn't care if other women are envious of her toys.

If you owned a 1969 Cadillac Fleetwood would you keep it hidden or show it off?

Is this Fleetwood pink and veiny?

 

[T Bell]

Literally had this conversation an hour ago with my wife:

"Do you mind if I go get a massage?"

"No, I've been telling to go for years."

"Do you mind if you if I get a female therapist?"

"No, that's fine."

"Do you mind if I get a hand job while I'm there?"

LOL...what does the tumbleweed emoticon mean, again?

It means that they need to hire a maid.

 

[urbanhack]

Literally had this conversation an hour ago with my wife:

"Do you mind if I go get a massage?"

"No, I've been telling to go for years."

"Do you mind if you if I get a female therapist?"

"No, that's fine."

"Do you mind if I get a hand job while I'm there?"

LOL...what does the tumbleweed emoticon mean, again?

:shuked:

 

[Disco Stu]

Sorry, but your lady is cheating on you. If she is saying that a hand job ISN'T cheating, then she's guilty and has at least given a wrister to another guy. No way does any woman (and 99% of guys) think a hand job isn't cheating.

Its not cheating if your wife says its okay and knows about it. Cheating implies deception.

He's saying your wife is cheating on you and lets you get hand jobs to make her feel less guilty.

I understand the logic of feeling less guilty. Trying to wrap my head around the fact that apparently he thinks she has been moonlighting as a masseuse and giving "wristers" without my knowing.

He wasn't suggesting she's a pro...

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I don't see any problem getting your next massage in the buff. See what happens. You can always tell your wife you fell asleep during the massage because it was so relaxing and did not consent, if she is upset about it.

I thought happy ending massages were fair game in most marriages?

This.

 

[SIDA!]

Sorry, but your lady is cheating on you. If she is saying that a hand job ISN'T cheating, then she's guilty and has at least given a wrister to another guy. No way does any woman (and 99% of guys) think a hand job isn't cheating.

Its not cheating if your wife says its okay and knows about it. Cheating implies deception.

He's saying your wife is cheating on you and lets you get hand jobs to make her feel less guilty.

I understand the logic of feeling less guilty. Trying to wrap my head around the fact that apparently he thinks she has been moonlighting as a masseuse and giving "wristers" without my knowing.

He wasn't suggesting she's a pro...

Wouldn't it logically make more sense to intimate that she was receiving some ######l rubbing from a male masseur on her own massages than to suggest that she was some how giving random dudes massages and hand jobs? I don't know, just struck me as a bizarre thought trail. No biggie, anyway. Just made me scratch my head a little.

 

[Zegras11]

Never had a massage, so just to be clear: you non-underwear people are laying face down naked on a table where a bunch of other dudes have laid face down naked?

Not a massage person either, but I'll ask: If you're going full monty, which I think is fine, are you also doing so if the provider is a male? Or do you not use male masseurs? If "no" to either, doesn't that make any massage inherently sexual? [/pulp fiction foot rub]

I had a deep tissue massage from a dude once (wife booked). I was kinda pumped because I like a ton of pressure for a massage, really gets the knots out and I'm not a sissy like Woz is about it. Thing is, dude had super hairy arms and liked to do the elbow dig move. So I spent an hour feeling the brillo pads strapped to the guys arm all over my back. I felt creeped out. Haven't had a male massage therapist since and don't think I would. Even though my back felt great afterwards, it was not worth the weirdness.

Ouch, that sucks. I've actually considered going to a man and wouldn't have any real problem with it because a man could probably apply more pressure, but you've definitely given me second thoughts haha.

Helga down?

 

[cstu]

I don't see any problem getting your next massage in the buff. See what happens. You can always tell your wife you fell asleep during the massage because it was so relaxing and did not consent, if she is upset about it.

I thought happy ending massages were fair game in most marriages?

This.

You guys are screwing with me.

 

[Zow]

I don't see any problem getting your next massage in the buff. See what happens. You can always tell your wife you fell asleep during the massage because it was so relaxing and did not consent, if she is upset about it.

I thought happy ending massages were fair game in most marriages?

This.

You guys are screwing with me.

This is how I feel about the whole underwear thing.

 

[Fennis]

Never had a massage, so just to be clear: you non-underwear people are laying face down naked on a table where a bunch of other dudes have laid face down naked?

Not a massage person either, but I'll ask: If you're going full monty, which I think is fine, are you also doing so if the provider is a male? Or do you not use male masseurs? If "no" to either, doesn't that make any massage inherently sexual? [/pulp fiction foot rub]

I had a deep tissue massage from a dude once (wife booked). I was kinda pumped because I like a ton of pressure for a massage, really gets the knots out and I'm not a sissy like Woz is about it. Thing is, dude had super hairy arms and liked to do the elbow dig move. So I spent an hour feeling the brillo pads strapped to the guys arm all over my back. I felt creeped out. Haven't had a male massage therapist since and don't think I would. Even though my back felt great afterwards, it was not worth the weirdness.

Ouch, that sucks. I've actually considered going to a man and wouldn't have any real problem with it because a man could probably apply more pressure, but you've definitely given me second thoughts haha.

It might move

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Your wife has expressed being uncomfortable with you seeing this masseuse.

You have expressed being uncomfortable seeing this masseuse.

Yet...you continue to see this masseuse?

Well they do share a phone plan.

 

[squidrope]

I always get massages in my B.D. suit, because it's much more comfortable.

Do you really think that she won't be unable to control herself if she gets a glimpse?

I sometimes wish there was no cover. To much time adjusting sheets to maintain my privacy. I'd rather that time be used on the massage.

 

[mr fancypants]

First time I had a massage, the lady said get comfortable so I laid down on the table fully clothed. Freaked her out when she walked in the room. Then freaked her out again when I started to disrobe in front of her. The whole thing is stupid.

That had to be absolutely hilarious..

 

[T Bell]

First time I had a massage, the lady said get comfortable so I laid down on the table fully clothed. Freaked her out when she walked in the room. Then freaked her out again when I started to disrobe in front of her. The whole thing is stupid.

That had to be absolutely hilarious..

She probably thought he was planking.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[flapgreen]

First time I had a massage, the lady said get comfortable so I laid down on the table fully clothed. Freaked her out when she walked in the room. Then freaked her out again when I started to disrobe in front of her. The whole thing is stupid.

 

[TxBuckeye]

I know I've said this before, but this place is getting really, really strange lately.

 

[seahawk 17]

I started a new thread on the topic of hand jobs being acceptable or not.

 

[cstu]

First time I had a massage, the lady said get comfortable so I laid down on the table fully clothed. Freaked her out when she walked in the room. Then freaked her out again when I started to disrobe in front of her. The whole thing is stupid.

 

[(HULK)]

Sorry, but your lady is cheating on you. If she is saying that a hand job ISN'T cheating, then she's guilty and has at least given a wrister to another guy. No way does any woman (and 99% of guys) think a hand job isn't cheating.

Its not cheating if your wife says its okay and knows about it. Cheating implies deception.

He's saying your wife is cheating on you and lets you get hand jobs to make her feel less guilty.

Well thats an insane theory from paranoia land

 

[FUBAR]

What's the problem with a masseuse getting a peak at your junk?

Warts? Deformed? Small? Missing testicle?

Or, you know, I'm married and my wife probably prefers other women not seeing what I got.

honestly, my wife doesn't care if other women are envious of her toys.

If you owned a 1969 Cadillac Fleetwood would you keep it hidden or show it off?

Is this Fleetwood pink and veiny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW9oeYBoB_E

 

[eoMMan]

Sorry, but your lady is cheating on you. If she is saying that a hand job ISN'T cheating, then she's guilty and has at least given a wrister to another guy. No way does any woman (and 99% of guys) think a hand job isn't cheating.

Its not cheating if your wife says its okay and knows about it. Cheating implies deception.

He's saying your wife is cheating on you and lets you get hand jobs to make her feel less guilty.

Well thats an insane theory from paranoia land

How so?

Would you agree that most significant others are very uncool with their partners getting a handie (or more)? If this chick is totally fine with it, she's got dirt she's hiding. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Jaysus]

I started a new thread on the topic of hand jobs being acceptable or not.

Is it the Icky Woods thread?

 

[(HULK)]

Sorry, but your lady is cheating on you. If she is saying that a hand job ISN'T cheating, then she's guilty and has at least given a wrister to another guy. No way does any woman (and 99% of guys) think a hand job isn't cheating.

Its not cheating if your wife says its okay and knows about it. Cheating implies deception.

He's saying your wife is cheating on you and lets you get hand jobs to make her feel less guilty.

Well thats an insane theory from paranoia land

How so?

Would you agree that most significant others are very uncool with their partners getting a handie (or more)? If this chick is totally fine with it, she's got dirt she's hiding. That's all I'm saying.

Since my wife was totally cool with me doing this, you're saying she cheated on me? I strongly doubt that.

Not everyone sees the world like you do.

 

[(HULK)]

I started a new thread on the topic of hand jobs being acceptable or not.

Is it the Icky Woods thread?

Thats from the massuese's veiwpoint.

 

[Zow]

Wife brought up issue slightly last night. Had asked if I made a future appointment. I indicated that I didn't. She says I should because she knows I need it. I tell her that I was considering going elsewhere. Wife immediately quips that she doubts we'd find someone as good for as cheap and that I need to go so I should keep going to her. We then, after a pause, have this exchange:

Wife: You keep your boxers on the entire time when you go to her, right?

Woz: Yep.

Wife: Okay, good. Normally I wouldn't care whether you did but there's just something about her I don't trust.

Woz: I understand. That's why I considered going to someone else.

Wife: No, she does a good job, you should keep going to her... but if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away so I can kick her ####### ###.

 

[El Floppo]

still very strange and funny to me that woz or anybody else does a massage wearing underwear.

of all the bizarre things people in the FFA do- dunno why that one gets me.

 

[Bucky86]

 

[Bucky86]

still very strange and funny to me that woz or anybody else does a massage wearing underwear.

of all the bizarre things people in the FFA do- dunno why that one gets me.

Not just underwear...BOXERS apparently.

 

[kentric]

Wife brought up issue slightly last night. Had asked if I made a future appointment. I indicated that I didn't. She says I should because she knows I need it. I tell her that I was considering going elsewhere. Wife immediately quips that she doubts we'd find someone as good for as cheap and that I need to go so I should keep going to her. We then, after a pause, have this exchange:

Wife: You keep your boxers on the entire time when you go to her, right?

Woz: Yep.

Wife: Okay, good. Normally I wouldn't care whether you did but there's just something about her I don't trust.

Woz: I understand. That's why I considered going to someone else.

Wife: No, she does a good job, you should keep going to her... but if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away so I can kick her ####### ###.

That's code for going down on her, right? You've got to be able to read between the lines. If I were you, I'd try to arrange a threesome. Its pretty evident your wife and the masseuse are up for it. Only question will be in you can be up for it.

 

[Spike]

Yeah comedy aside this is pretty easy. Either you keep going and some drama happens or you stop going now. And think about this. Maybe your wife does trust you. But this chick decides she can get you by breaking your marriage. She tearfully confesses to your wife that you and her have been having an affair almost from day one and she couldn't take the guilt anymore. Tell your wife what is going on and run like hell. Or don't and we'll enjoy that more.

 

[Spike]

I'd lose the underwear too, maybe you're inviting this response by showing your self-consciousness and that's what's at the bottom of all this. Just relax, get your massage, keep the small talk to a minimum, leave, and don't worry yourself or your wife unnecessarily.

Good post. Agree on the underwear. She see Woz as a challenge. Once she sticks her finger up his *** and pops his chocolate covered cherry, she'll move on. Woz will just be another conquest. Another notch in her brown belt.

Laughed my ### off at this one.

Still think Woz should run from this chick.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I don't trust her. You should keep seeing her.

Flawless female logic.

 

[Spike]

Wife brought up issue slightly last night. Had asked if I made a future appointment. I indicated that I didn't. She says I should because she knows I need it. I tell her that I was considering going elsewhere. Wife immediately quips that she doubts we'd find someone as good for as cheap and that I need to go so I should keep going to her. We then, after a pause, have this exchange:

Wife: You keep your boxers on the entire time when you go to her, right?

Woz: Yep.

Wife: Okay, good. Normally I wouldn't care whether you did but there's just something about her I don't trust.

Woz: I understand. That's why I considered going to someone else.

Wife: No, she does a good job, you should keep going to her... but if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away so I can kick her ####### ###.

No need to look for subtext in this one!

 

[CletiusMaximus]

still very strange and funny to me that woz or anybody else does a massage wearing underwear.

of all the bizarre things people in the FFA do- dunno why that one gets me.

Serious question for the nude massage guys, do you go nude with a male masseur or just females?

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Wife brought up issue slightly last night. Had asked if I made a future appointment. I indicated that I didn't. She says I should because she knows I need it. I tell her that I was considering going elsewhere. Wife immediately quips that she doubts we'd find someone as good for as cheap and that I need to go so I should keep going to her. We then, after a pause, have this exchange:

Wife: You keep your boxers on the entire time when you go to her, right?

Woz: Yep.

Wife: Okay, good. Normally I wouldn't care whether you did but there's just something about her I don't trust.

Woz: I understand. That's why I considered going to someone else.

Wife: No, she does a good job, you should keep going to her... but if she even touches you at all inappropriately you let me know right away so I can kick her ####### ###.

I go to a PT near my office for muscle pain, tightness, etc. - basic old age weekend warrior stuff. Its a great example of healthcare moral hazard, as I wouldn't do it if I were paying, but my insurance picks it up. He's a pro - stretches me out, pokes and prods, sticks needles in the really hard knots. I keep my undies on though. Walk out of there feeling great.