Jersey Shore (2 Viewers)

[shuke]

I started off hating the cast. Thought they were the worst kinds of people on Earth. But now I'm starting to think that these kids are allright..- I'm hoping Pauly D and The Situation find true love- I'm hoping Snookie never gets punched in the face again- I'm hoping JWOW gets back with her boyfriend- I'm hoping Vinny never gets pink eye again- I'm hoping Ronnie has a career in MMA- I'm hoping Sammy never gets traumatized againAm I alone on this?

Snookie and possibly Sammy and the only two characters on this show that aren't likable. Everybody else I'd enjoy having a beer with.

I would like to see you and JWOW hook up.

Is there any way you can make this happen?

 

[Major]

I started off hating the cast. Thought they were the worst kinds of people on Earth. But now I'm starting to think that these kids are allright..

- I'm hoping Pauly D and The Situation find true love

- I'm hoping Snookie never gets punched in the face again

- I'm hoping JWOW gets back with her boyfriend

- I'm hoping Vinny never gets pink eye again

- I'm hoping Ronnie has a career in MMA

- I'm hoping Sammy never gets traumatized again

Am I alone on this?

The Situation was the first to win over me and Mrs. Funke- the only one we liked after the first episode was Vinny, and we assumed we'd hate everyone else. But now we're big Pauly D fans, too. We were totally prepared to hate the guy, but now we're rooting for him. He even handled that d-bag in the bar with class. Seems like a good guy. Plus he tears it up on the ones and twos.Sammi:

And the wheels of steelSeriously, I like everybody except Sami. What a pain in the ### drama queen. Situation can be dooshy half the time but very funny the other half.

JWow

my sentiments exactly

 

[IDrinkyourMilkshake]

Game day fist pump

 

[skillz]

Back to back new episodes tonight

 

[parasaurolophus]

:fistpump:

 

[skillz]

Vinny going after the cougar again!

 

[parasaurolophus]

mike gets blocked again

 

[skillz]

mike gets blocked again

by the guidette

 

[parasaurolophus]

mike gets blocked again

by the guidette

hilarious how she wiped out she was cute too

 

[skillz]

Sammi starting with the drama AGAIN

 

[skillz]

Paulie Delvecchio

 

[skillz]

I'm not going to clown her out

 

[skillz]

"I don't care about the religion I just want to get to the business"

 

[parasaurolophus]

"Can I have a roll please"

"you got a couple already"

 

[parasaurolophus]

"You like your girls like you like your underwear. Dirty."

 

[bmarks6161]

"It's obvious that Sammy has a crush on me, i mean its obvious, it goes back to the days of pre-historic kindergarten"

 

[bmarks6161]

"I don't care about the religion I just want to get to the business"

at Pauly D's stage 5 clinger

 

[QUEZILLA]

Ronnie is the kind of guy that give all steroid users a bad name.

 

[-jb-]

This show is ridiculous. In the most awesome way.

 

[Major]

"He's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean." - Snookie

:(

 

[biggamer3]

"I was in the club from 12 till 4, that's like 5 hours man"

 

[TLEF316]

Ronnie claims self defense after sprinting 2 blocks to deck some kid. awesome.

 

[jimmy b]

:(

http://www.babelgum.com/browser.php#play/S...EVANT/0,4022027

 

[Jobber]

Mike handling getting backanded by JWWOW pretty well. I'd have at least have torn her blouse off.

My wife was telling me that the Jersey Shore "stars" are getting pretty good paychecks for showing up on shows and other events. I think Snookie got 10K for going on an MTV show. And The Situation is booked solid through March.

 

[skillz]

"He's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean." - Snookie

I liked her "I am not trashy unless I am drinking" line

 

[Getinthemix]

"He's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean." - Snookie

I liked her "I am not trashy unless I am drinking" line

She is such a tramp.

 

[Major]

Mike is such a doosh. Granted, I think he's hilarious and great for TV but anyone that thinks Cblocking aka "committing the robbery" on your friends while they're in the bathroom is cool is definitely someone you don't want to spend much time with. Pauly,Ronnie and Vinny are good guys. The Sitch is the most self centered and weak DB I've seen in a while. Not to mention, the dude walks like a pigeon.

 

[TLEF316]

Mike is such a doosh. Granted, I think he's hilarious and great for TV but anyone that thinks Cblocking/Robbing your friends while they're in the bathroom is cool is definitely someone you don't want to spend much time with. Pauly,Ronnie and Vinny are good guys. The Sitch is the most self centered and weak DB I've seen in a while. Not to mention, the dude walks like a pigeon.

yeah. Pilfering some skank who literally just made out with your friend is a pretty weak move. Paulie D is the most underrated character on the show. Some of the stuff he says is hysterical.

 

[Getinthemix]

I loved Sammie's comment to Mike, "big arms, small body".

He is the most insecure DB I have ever seen. Could you imagine how much he would have cried if Vinny did that to him?

Also he says that he is bringing back girls every night. Has he closed on anyone yet? I can't remember this happening.

 

[Walton Goggins]

I wish this show was on everyday and never end

 

[TLEF316]

I loved Sammie's comment to Mike, "big arms, small body". He is the most insecure DB I have ever seen. Could you imagine how much he would have cried if Vinny did that to him?Also he says that he is bringing back girls every night. Has he closed on anyone yet? I can't remember this happening.

pretty sure he closed last night. That girl was all over him in the hot tub and stayed over.

 

[QUEZILLA]

Paulie D is the most underrated character on the show. Some of the stuff he says is hysterical.

Agree 100% on Paulie DText book guido, never in the middle of drama, and makes funny remarks.BTW, who do we need to talk to about a guido smiley? I'm thinking something orange like this, . And a combo of these two for blow-out / fist pump It would of course be, :fistpump:

 

[biggamer3]

why does Jwow get so little screen time?

chick is a 10 and Snooks gets all the attention

 

[TLEF316]

Paulie D is the most underrated character on the show. Some of the stuff he says is hysterical.

Agree 100% on Paulie DText book guido, never in the middle of drama, and makes funny remarks.BTW, who do we need to talk to about a guido smiley? I'm thinking something orange like this, . And a combo of these two for blow-out / fist pump It would of course be, :fistpump:

I'm sure that when they set out to cast this show, they wanted to keep the cast a bit younger. But when they came accross the situation (27) and Paulie D (29 )they couldnt resist

 

[TLEF316]

why does Jwow get so little screen time?chick is a 10 and Snooks gets all the attention

A 10? Oof.She's in good (not great) shape and isnt afraid to show some skin, but her face is ROUGH.

 

[iamsmilin]

http://www.babelgum.com/browser.php#play/S...EVANT/0,4022027

I love this show.

 

[iamsmilin]

why does Jwow get so little screen time?chick is a 10 and Snooks gets all the attention

A 10? Oof.She's in good (not great) shape and isnt afraid to show some skin, but her face is ROUGH.

I just love looking at the outfits she comes up with. The plaid shirt last night was I have never seen anyone dress like that in my life and I hit a lot of clubs in my day. Poor Snooki, it's gotta be tough being a girl and not being able to give it away.

 

[JMon348]

Paulie D is the most underrated character on the show in the history of televison. Some of the stuff he says is hysterical.

Fixed it for you

 

[JMon348]

I wish this show was on everyday and never end

If MTV ever came out with a Jersey Shore style "NFL league pass" I think Id be willing to pay just about anything.

 

[TLEF316]

I wish this show was on everyday and never end

If MTV ever came out with a Jersey Shore style "NFL league pass" I think Id be willing to pay just about anything.

if they put in a Red Zone channel that would kick in right when the situation was about to not get laid, it would be

 

[TLEF316]

which reminds me....Vinny tagging the Sitaution's sister last night at least partially for spite was outstanding.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Paulie D is the most underrated character on the show. Some of the stuff he says is hysterical.

Pauly D is my favorite character without question. He manages to stay generally neutral between all the drama, handles himself pretty well, and is hilarious.

 

[Major]

I wish this show was on everyday and never end

If MTV ever came out with a Jersey Shore style "NFL league pass" I think Id be willing to pay just about anything.

if they put in a Red Zone channel that would kick in right when the situation was about to not get laid, it would be

I'm sure they have 100s of hours of footage. If they were smart, they'd release a box set with another season of footage tacked on. This is the type of house they should've casted for that Big Brother BS. I tried to watch Real World the other night thinking I'd get back in the groove due to NJ Shore. turned it off after 10 minutes. Jersey Shore surpassed my wildest expectations and I had many as I proposed a similar show when I first visited Belmar and Seaside Heights back in 1999. Coming from Texas, it was a culture shock. I wanted to film a National Geographic type documentary documenting the guido species. Unfortunately, no producers/financiers would bite.

 

[Major]

BTW, who do we need to talk to about a guido smiley? I'm thinking something orange like this, . And a combo of these two for blow-out / fist pump It would of course be, :fistpump:

Great idea. We also need the :makeitrain: icon where the face spreads love with dollars. We need these two emoticons. It can't be that hard to design but I know little about the process in implementing this. One of you FFA vets propose a poll or something and the top ones gets added.

 

[skillz]

"He's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean." - Snookie

I liked her "I am not trashy unless I am drinking" line

She is such a tramp.

She's the female version of the Situation. Tries her best to get someone to have sex with her yet fails every time. Except her failures are worse since a woman should be able to find a guy to have sex with her any night of the week if she wants.

 

[Yo Mama]

So I was talking with my buddy the other day about this, and we agreed that it is a guarantee that The Situation gets his own pseudo-reality show out of this because he is just so awesome and obviously MTV loves him.

We debated what the best idea would be - here were the best (although not really original) ideas we came up with:

1) Situation of Love / For the Love of The Situation / The Equation - basically a retread of the bachellor/Tila Tequila/Ray J/New York/etc format but with The Situation. He makes the girls do stupid stuff to prove they want to be "In the Equation". His diary comments would be priceless.

2) Couldn't think of a clever title, but The Situation helps some normal guys who are unlucky at love by giving them the gym/tan/laundry makover and teaching them some classic Situation moves to then be used on trashy girls at a club at the end of the episode. Bonus points for bringing completely drunk girls home and then failing to seal the deal.

I would watch/rewatch either of these for sure.

 

[rail]

"That was one shot, kid! One shot!"

 

[pantherclub]

If MTV does not put The Situation on Real World/Road Rules challenges I will be forever pissed. He is the perfect spark for that series.

"we had a situation up in the hot tub"

 

[Chuck Cecil]

If MTV does not put The Situation on Real World/Road Rules challenges I will be forever pissed. He is the perfect spark for that series."we had a situation up in the hot tub"

They should use the whole cast on a challenge against the RW/RR's. It would be so money. I could just see Ronnie destroying some guy in the Inferno.

 

[Major]

If MTV does not put The Situation on Real World/Road Rules challenges I will be forever pissed. He is the perfect spark for that series."we had a situation up in the hot tub"

They should use the whole cast on a challenge against the RW/RR's. It would be so money. I could just see Ronnie destroying some guy in the Inferno.

Great idea fellas. Am I right in thinking the FBG contingent would be rooting on the NJ cast? I'm so sick of the cliques on the show (rookies v. vets schtick is done, son). I'd love to see Ronnie The Pigmy Rhino destroy someone. JWOWW! would smother those girls. I'm fairly certain The Situation would perform poorly in competitions. He may be ripped and stuff but he's not athletic and pretty much an all around p*****.Snookie v. the little blonde girl that they keep around b/c she's not a threat would be interesting as well.