Jose Canseco is probably the 2nd most pathetic twitter user (1 Viewer)

[Joe Summer]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco45m

welcome to twitter ##### ### @arod

Please update title to most AWESOME twitter user.

"Thinking of Catfishing @arod"

 

[Sarnoff]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 3 Oct

Canseco

• 506 Retweets
• 230 Favorites

10:51 AM - 3 Oct 13 · Details

 

[Sarnoff]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 2 Oct

I qant be the manager of the cubs

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 2 Oct

I want to be the manager of the cubs

 

[Sarnoff]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 11 Oct“@shaynanator: .@JoseCanseco if you were a dinosaur, which kind of dinosaur would you be?” Godzilla

 

[flapgreen]

 

[shuke]

Honestly, his feed has gone down the crapper. Used to be funny stuff, but now it seems mostly him selling something or being p-whipped over his girlfriend. Contemplating unfollow.

 

[Tom Servo]

Honestly, his feed has gone down the crapper. Used to be funny stuff, but now it seems mostly him selling something or being p-whipped over his girlfriend. Contemplating unfollow.

Leila is kinda hot.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Honestly, his feed has gone down the crapper. Used to be funny stuff, but now it seems mostly him selling something or being p-whipped over his girlfriend. Contemplating unfollow.

Leila is kinda hot.

Way too skinny for me. Her thighs are the same size as his wrist. I agree that he is bordering on being unfollowable. Especially now that he is moving all his pics to Instagram. Nothing exciting anymore, just promotional bull sh.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Either someone has hacked his account or he knows he's been slipping lately.

Up and up

 

[Sarnoff]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 22h

Poop


from Romulus, MI

 

[Sarnoff]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 22h

I farted. Oops no I poopteded


from Romulus, MI

 

[Sarnoff]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 17h

I should be the commissioner of baseball .

 

[Sarnoff]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 4h

Hello Detroit @tigers it is Cansecotime! #motorcityseco #Cantiger

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 4h

Hey @tigers our piching is great I can really help our hitters #cantiger

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 4h

Who am I kidding. I just want a shot in any level. Who can help me.

ose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 4h

Hey Dave @tigers if you sign beltran and balfour I will win it all #cantiger

 

[SacramentoBob]

Jose goes to Twitter to defend rape allegations

Breaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by [WOMAN'S NAME] from las vegas.

All media welcome to this drama filled event. Did i rape [WOMAN'S NAME] or is she lieing. Stay tuned to another day in the life of jose canseco

[WOMAN'S NAME] told the police that i druged her and then raped her. hmmmmm. lets find out what really happened.”

Looks like he was right.

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/sports/2013/06/10/jose-canseco-cleared-in-las-vegas-rape-case/

 

[SacramentoBob]

One thing I never understood is why anyone wouldn’t want to be bitten by a vampire. It’s like, what the ####? Are you kidding me? I’d become a vampire in a heartbeat. They’re immortal, they can fly, and they can time-travel… what’s so bad about wanting to become one? What’s the worst thing that can happen? You have to eat a few people now and then? That’s not so bad. The only downfall I can think of is that you’d outlive your children, but, of course, you’d do your best to make sure they became immortal vampires too.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Jose goes to Twitter to defend rape allegations

Breaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by [WOMAN'S NAME] from las vegas.

All media welcome to this drama filled event. Did i rape [WOMAN'S NAME] or is she lieing. Stay tuned to another day in the life of jose canseco

[WOMAN'S NAME] told the police that i druged her and then raped her. hmmmmm. lets find out what really happened.

Looks like he was right.

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/sports/2013/06/10/jose-canseco-cleared-in-las-vegas-rape-case/

And since he was telling the truth and she wasn't, I think it's good that he publicly outed her. I hope she gets outed even more now that the case has been closed.

 

[flapgreen]

Honestly, his feed has gone down the crapper. Used to be funny stuff, but now it seems mostly him selling something or being p-whipped over his girlfriend. Contemplating unfollow.

Does kinda suck now.

 

[Quez]

Last night he tweeted,

"Watching world series" and someone replied "keep us posted"

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 10m

Getting in shape to play again in 2014. Can't leave this game. As long as I can breath and walk. I'm a baseball player.

‏

@Dr_Detroit19 3m

@JoseCanseco White Sox fielded a bunch of almost dead guys this year, they could use one more in 2014! Good luck!!!

 

[Raider Nation]

Jose Canseco accidentally shot off his finger with a hand gun Tuesday afternoon, according to TMZ. Canseco's fiancee told the network that the gun went off when he was cleaning it at his home in Las Vegas, and that he didn't know it was loaded. She went on to say that the bullet tore through the bottom of the middle finger on his right hand, and he was undergoing surgery. The Las Vegas ABC affiliate reports that Canseco was transferred to University Medical Center after the accident.

 

[Tiger Fan]

 

[flapgreen]

Oof

 

[fantasycurse42]

Can't quite put my finger on the problem here.

 

[Das Boot]

Jose Canseco accidentally shot off his finger with a hand gun Tuesday afternoon, according to TMZ. Canseco's fiancee told the network that the gun went off when he was cleaning it at his home in Las Vegas, and that he didn't know it was loaded. She went on to say that the bullet tore through the bottom of the middle finger on his right hand, and he was undergoing surgery. The Las Vegas ABC affiliate reports that Canseco was transferred to University Medical Center after the accident.

There's a pretty good chance that this is the end of Jose's MLB career. :(

 

[flapgreen]

I miss his old teeets

 

[T Bell]

Pretty cool that his hand looks like a manta ray now.

 

[the moops]

Mordecai Brown was nasty with 3 fingers. There is still hope for José as a pitcher

 

[Tom Servo]

Mordecai Brown was nasty with 3 fingers. There is still hope for José as a pitcher

 

[shadyridr]

Shocker

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Shocker

Ha!

 

[Joe Summer]

Jose Canseco accidentally shot off his finger with a hand gun Tuesday afternoon, according to TMZ. Canseco's fiancee told the network that the gun went off when he was cleaning it at his home in Las Vegas, and that he didn't know it was loaded. She went on to say that the bullet tore through the bottom of the middle finger on his right hand, and he was undergoing surgery. The Las Vegas ABC affiliate reports that Canseco was transferred to University Medical Center after the accident.

ESPN says it was the left hand

 

[Wingnut]

Lets all be glad it wasn't a thumb.

 

[VA703]

5. Fight Shaq in MMA cage match

im goin with shaq here

 

[T Bell]

He can always star in Three Stooges remakes...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

Comet Transport is the key to our survival .

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power solving are two problems

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

Opens up new business like galaxy touring cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade, and planet colonies

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

hug for u NASA #cansecomet

Good lord

 

[T Bell]

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

Comet Transport is the key to our survival .

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power solving are two problems

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

Opens up new business like galaxy touring cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade, and planet colonies

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 4h 4 hours ago

hug for u NASA #cansecomet

Good lord

You have to think big. BIG. Like bicep BIG.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Curt Shilling is also really stupid

 

[SacramentoBob]

Curt Shilling is also really stupid

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

 

[flapgreen]

smh

 

[fantasycurse42]

I love Jose

 

[Gr00vus]

Think about that

 

[Quez]

WE ARE GONNA RUN THE MILKY WAY!!! SUCK IT MARTIANS!!!

 

[flapgreen]

What's wrong with this guy?

 

[Cjw_55106]

Saw Jose playing poker at the Venetian on Wednesday.......same place I saw him in 2012.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Saw Jose playing poker at the Venetian on Wednesday.......same place I saw him in 2012.

Did he still have all ten fingers?

http://deadspin.com/jose-cansecos-gross-smelling-finger-fell-off-1659133642

 

[Tom Servo]

Saw Jose playing poker at the Venetian on Wednesday.......same place I saw him in 2012.

Did he still have all ten fingers?http://deadspin.com/jose-cansecos-gross-smelling-finger-fell-off-1659133642

Id pay $20 for that finger.

 

[bushdocda]

Smelly finger.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Saw Jose playing poker at the Venetian on Wednesday.......same place I saw him in 2012.

Did he still have all ten fingers?http://deadspin.com/jose-cansecos-gross-smelling-finger-fell-off-1659133642

Id pay $20 for that finger.

You'd overpay.

 

[Tom Servo]

Saw Jose playing poker at the Venetian on Wednesday.......same place I saw him in 2012.

Did he still have all ten fingers?http://deadspin.com/jose-cansecos-gross-smelling-finger-fell-off-1659133642

Id pay $20 for that finger.

You'd overpay.

There's 400-some homers in that finger.