Dan Lambskin
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I made a sausage and peppers quiche this morning
I had made reservations for an outdoor jazz brunch at a friend of mines spot.When my parents were here, my mom, wife, and daughter went to a local place, and my wife hasn't quit raving about the vegetable quiche since.
So, I jumped on their website and pulled up their menu. 2 quiches. 1 I knew she wouldn't eat and a vegetable quiche (parenthetically broccoli/cheddar). OK. Cool.
So my wife went for her morning bike ride. I got up and threw together a broccoli/cheddar quiche. I was almost done with it when she walked in.
"What are you doing?"
"Trying to make the quiche you had at that restaurant."
"I didn't have the broccoli quiche. Your mom did. They had a roasted vegetable quiche that wasn't on their menu."
Hmmm...subtle my house is bigger than yours there.stbugs said:It was a dozen or so years ago, but I bought two magnolia trees from Costco after I moved to NC and stuff those into my Explorer. Probably about the same height but had the huge pots, two to three feet wide. It was tight with the back seats down so I couldn’t imagine one in an Accord without it looking like it’s laid back ready for a drive by. Those two magnolias are gigantic now, taller than my house and it’s got a third floor. I love Costco.
Lol. 3rd floors are pretty common around here especially if you don’t have a basement. We had a basement in my last house pre-NC so we wanted a 3rd floor for the kids. Been nice. Smaller than a basement but it doesn’t feel like a basement, which is good.Hmmm...subtle my house is bigger than yours there.
I have four.Lol. 3rd floors are pretty common around here especially if you don’t have a basement. We had a basement in my last house pre-NC so we wanted a 3rd floor for the kids. Been nice. Smaller than a basement but it doesn’t feel like a basement, which is good.
“If you think you hated that, just wait until next week.”*The best part is that I have another chance to screw up her birthday next week.
My 8 year old son picked out a necklace: my wife hated it and she made it clear. He also had a very cool heart and flowers drawing that he was super proud of and wanted to include with her gift. Turns out she helped him draw it, and told him that it was not a gift. Her morning was ruined. Knot hole.The best part is that I have another chance to screw up her birthday next week.
After story one, karma had a good day. How do you say that to an 8 year old.My 8 year old son picked out a necklace: my wife hated it and she made it clear. He also had a very cool heart and flowers drawing that he was super proud of and wanted to include with her gift. Turns out she helped him draw it, and told him that it was not a gift. Her morning was ruined. Knot hole.
We went to brunch at her favorite cafe, the bottomless mimosas were changed to "big bottom" mimosas dude to covid or something, they are now served in a fancy pitcher. I commented how the big bottom was perfect for her (because she usually gets impatient waiting for refills) and my son said "Yeah, because you have a big bottom". Brunch was ruined. Knot hole.
After we got home from brunch I decided to walk her dog for her (because the big bottom mimosa worked) and that little turd pretty much immediately knocked over the potted flowers my daughter picked out for my wife - the pot broke, and soil was everywhere. Her afternoon was ruined. Knot hole.
I really did not see her much after that
ETA: Good times.
Something is very wrong with this. No judgment of you, but that's awful.My 8 year old son picked out a necklace: my wife hated it and she made it clear. He also had a very cool heart and flowers drawing that he was super proud of and wanted to include with her gift. Turns out she helped him draw it, and told him that it was not a gift. Her morning was ruined. Knot hole.
Sounds like his morning was worse.My 8 year old son picked out a necklace: my wife hated it and she made it clear. He also had a very cool heart and flowers drawing that he was super proud of and wanted to include with her gift. Turns out she helped him draw it, and told him that it was not a gift. Her morning was ruined. Knot hole.
We went to brunch at her favorite cafe, the bottomless mimosas were changed to "big bottom" mimosas dude to covid or something, they are now served in a fancy pitcher. I commented how the big bottom was perfect for her (because she usually gets impatient waiting for refills) and my son said "Yeah, because you have a big bottom". Brunch was ruined. Knot hole.
After we got home from brunch I decided to walk her dog for her (because the big bottom mimosa worked) and that little turd pretty much immediately knocked over the potted flowers my daughter picked out for my wife - the pot broke, and soil was everywhere. Her afternoon was ruined. Knot hole.
I really did not see her much after that
ETA: Good times.
I’m so sorry dude. That sounds toxic. I’ve been in a relationship like that and it will crush your soul. Get to counseling immediately.My 8 year old son picked out a necklace: my wife hated it and she made it clear. He also had a very cool heart and flowers drawing that he was super proud of and wanted to include with her gift. Turns out she helped him draw it, and told him that it was not a gift. Her morning was ruined. Knot hole.
We went to brunch at her favorite cafe, the bottomless mimosas were changed to "big bottom" mimosas dude to covid or something, they are now served in a fancy pitcher. I commented how the big bottom was perfect for her (because she usually gets impatient waiting for refills) and my son said "Yeah, because you have a big bottom". Brunch was ruined. Knot hole.
After we got home from brunch I decided to walk her dog for her (because the big bottom mimosa worked) and that little turd pretty much immediately knocked over the potted flowers my daughter picked out for my wife - the pot broke, and soil was everywhere. Her afternoon was ruined. Knot hole.
I really did not see her much after that
ETA: Good times.