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Middle-aged Dummies are back and bursting at the "themes" to get going! Full theme ahead! (4 Viewers)

Songs in D Minor​

10 - Visage - Fade to Grey​


Lyric - Feel the rain like an English summer
Hear the notes from a distant song
Stepping out from a back shop poster
Wishing life wouldn't be so long
(Devenir gris)

Source - https://musicstax.com/track/fade-to-grey/3yobQNuKVJ62WDU7h725Fu
https://tunebat.com/Info/Fade-To-Grey-Visage/3yobQNuKVJ62WDU7h725Fu

Sadness Quotient - 8/11 - Lots of sad words here. Lonely, Cold, Fear, Silent, Rain, “Wishing Life Wouldn’t be so long”

Comment - Adam Clayton of U2 was trying to work out how to play the bassline of "Fade to Grey" and his attempt became New Years Day U2's first Top 10 single.

Next Up - Not really a sad song from this band. Unusually.
 
shuke – Saxytime

Young American (Spotify) - David Bowie

ok... I love the song... but will share a slightly embarrassing fantasy from my youth. I dreamed of playing pro soccer as a HS and college kid. my only...scratch that... main regret in life is not giving that a go overseas (I played semi-pro here- after college, as high as I could take things).

soccer players all over the world get songs sung about them by the fans, often parodies or reworkings of familiar tunes. the fantasy is- my adoring fans would cheer "ALLLLLLLL...RIGHT! he is the young american, young american etc....". and I'd score lots of goals and get extra lucky with a lot of ladies. :bag:
Ilov80s - One song from each of the 31 best albums of 1984

Teenage Nightingales to Wax - The Three Johns

omg. I have this one!!! I bought it purely on the band name and album cover at the record store.

my favorite of theirs was English White Boy Engineer back then... but today, I prefer the tune you picked!
 

Songs in D Minor​

10 - Visage - Fade to Grey​


Lyric - Feel the rain like an English summer
Hear the notes from a distant song
Stepping out from a back shop poster
Wishing life wouldn't be so long
(Devenir gris)

Source - https://musicstax.com/track/fade-to-grey/3yobQNuKVJ62WDU7h725Fu
https://tunebat.com/Info/Fade-To-Grey-Visage/3yobQNuKVJ62WDU7h725Fu

Sadness Quotient - 8/11 - Lots of sad words here. Lonely, Cold, Fear, Silent, Rain, “Wishing Life Wouldn’t be so long”

Comment - Adam Clayton of U2 was trying to work out how to play the bassline of "Fade to Grey" and his attempt became New Years Day U2's first Top 10 single.

Next Up - Not really a sad song from this band. Unusually.
sorry- I linked this tune earlier comparing the video to one of my tunes' videos. had no idea it would get picked..

LOVE this song. always seemed like it was a Midge Ure/Ultravox tune. it's a top 10 (off the top of my head) new wave song for me.
 
#10: THE BELLRAYS - INFECTION

This was the result of an odd a music rabbit hole I went on one night. Never heard of them before, and I was hooked as soon as I heard that voice. The Bellrays are a band out of California and the core members are husband and wife (lead singer and lead guitar). I got strong Alabama Shakes vibes, but the Bellrays have a bit of a harder edge to them at times. A little more punk/garage band. I think they have 9 albums, and only one was a slight miss, and their sound morphs as well. Sounds like they'd make a perfect MAD31 artist, huh?

Recommended listening: They did shoot up to the tippy top of potential artists for a MAD, so I am not going to help you too much with the best listens. On 1st past off albums I had 60+ songs, so this is one I will be listening to a lot this year. How about for examples I leave you with a few we know won't sniff a playlist of mine - covers and Christmas songs. ;) I also linked the song I posted in the 2024 song draft.


ETA: I forgot...

NEXT: I like duos for some reason, maybe blame The Black Keys. My first of 3 in the top 10 is next.
 
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10. Reach Out of the Darkness - Friend and Lover


A lot of times in life you get to do something and you don't realize until it's over how much you enjoyed it. And you swear that the next time it comes around, you're gonna remember that. - Roger Sterling, season 6, episode 7, Man With a Plan

Friend and Lover consisted of the husband-and-wife team of Jim and Cathy Post, and this was the only hit song from their only album*, peaking at #10 around the time the events of the episode in which it was used take place.


Once again, the choice of song was an ironic one, since one of the last things one would say about most of the events of this episode is 'groovy'. We witness the physical merger of the two agencies, with the logistical, personnel and egotistical details taking shape before our eyes. The sharpest adjustments take place between the two firms' creative shamans, Don and Ted. Also causing friction are Pete's struggles taking in his mother with early onset dementia, and Don sequestering Sylvia in a hotel room to take advantage of at his leisure. The closest thing to 'groovy' would be how Bob Benson got Joan the medical attention she needed, though we learn later that it was part of Bob's long con to ingratiate himself with the company without doing his actual job. And the most ironic use of the song is that plays out just after Pete's mother tells him about Robert F. Kennedy's assassination.

*-A year after they first recorded their first album, which took the title of this song as its title, they released another album with the exact same title.
 
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"Love Plus One" is a 1982 single by the British new wave band Haircut One Hundred from their debut album Pelican West. It was the band's biggest hit in their native UK, where it reached No. 3 and was certified gold by the BPI for sales in excess of 400,000 copies.
The single was released in the UK in January 1982, entering the UK Singles Chart at No. 36 and quickly moving up to No. 12 two weeks later, eventually reaching No. 3. It stayed in the top 40 for a total of 11 weeks, ending up being the 14th best-selling single in the UK that year.

The single was the band's only hit in the United States, where it peaked at No. 37 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.In 2022, Rolling Stone ranked it 79 on their list "100 Best Songs of 1982". The song ranked at No. 90 on VH1's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders of the 1980s. The introduction xylophone on the studio version was undertaken by astronomer Patrick Moore, Nick Heyward was a massive fan of Sir Patrick Moore and was inspired by his performances. Sir Patrick Moore has also performed a rendition of "Firestarter" by the Prodigy. Nick Heywood first met Patrick Moore in Llandudno after a Patrick Moore Lecture in Venue Cymru in 1980, Moore a keen pianist played an early version of this Song at the Washington, where it was originally called Be Wise.


 
"Love Plus One" is a 1982 single by the British new wave band Haircut One Hundred from their debut album Pelican West. It was the band's biggest hit in their native UK, where it reached No. 3 and was certified gold by the BPI for sales in excess of 400,000 copies.
The single was released in the UK in January 1982, entering the UK Singles Chart at No. 36 and quickly moving up to No. 12 two weeks later, eventually reaching No. 3. It stayed in the top 40 for a total of 11 weeks, ending up being the 14th best-selling single in the UK that year.

The single was the band's only hit in the United States, where it peaked at No. 37 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.In 2022, Rolling Stone ranked it 79 on their list "100 Best Songs of 1982". The song ranked at No. 90 on VH1's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders of the 1980s. The introduction xylophone on the studio version was undertaken by astronomer Patrick Moore, Nick Heyward was a massive fan of Sir Patrick Moore and was inspired by his performances. Sir Patrick Moore has also performed a rendition of "Firestarter" by the Prodigy. Nick Heywood first met Patrick Moore in Llandudno after a Patrick Moore Lecture in Venue Cymru in 1980, Moore a keen pianist played an early version of this Song at the Washington, where it was originally called Be Wise.


I stand corrected- xylophone. Woulda swore that was marimba... Good info, and great song.

I'm gonna go tuck my sweater into my pants now.
 

Songs in D Minor​

10 - Visage - Fade to Grey​


Lyric - Feel the rain like an English summer
Hear the notes from a distant song
Stepping out from a back shop poster
Wishing life wouldn't be so long
(Devenir gris)

Source - https://musicstax.com/track/fade-to-grey/3yobQNuKVJ62WDU7h725Fu
https://tunebat.com/Info/Fade-To-Grey-Visage/3yobQNuKVJ62WDU7h725Fu

Sadness Quotient - 8/11 - Lots of sad words here. Lonely, Cold, Fear, Silent, Rain, “Wishing Life Wouldn’t be so long”

Comment - Adam Clayton of U2 was trying to work out how to play the bassline of "Fade to Grey" and his attempt became New Years Day U2's first Top 10 single.

Next Up - Not really a sad song from this band. Unusually.
sorry- I linked this tune earlier comparing the video to one of my tunes' videos. had no idea it would get picked..

LOVE this song. always seemed like it was a Midge Ure/Ultravox tune. it's a top 10 (off the top of my head) new wave song for me.
Midge was everywhere in the late 70s, early 80s.
He would be an excellent MAD artist for me.
Billy Currie and Midge from the new and improved Ultravox were working with Rusty Egan and Steve Strange
Egan is an interesting story in his own right, he was the drummer in Rich Kids, the band former by Ex Sex Pistol Glen Matlock. Midge of course was involved.
After the Rich Kids failed, “Egan was the DJ at Blitz, the influential New Romantic nightclub in London, where he worked with Steve Strange from 1979 until 1981. Whilst there, he introduced German (Kraftwerk), Japanese (Yellow Magic Orchestra) and British (Eno, Ultravox, Landscape) electronic music/synthpop to the British club scene, almost single-handedly putting together the soundtrack for the New Romantic movement.”

Visage was just a side project for Ure, Currie and Egan. For Steve Strange it was everything. After the success of Fade to Grey they did two albums in the others spare time, before only Egan stayed for a disappointing third album.
Ure said “The trouble with Visage was that there were too many chiefs, six characters all wanting an equal say without putting in an equal amount of work. I was doing most of the writing and producing, and we all knew Steve [Strange] was the frontman, but when it became successful, jealousy and the nasty side of the business crept in. That was never the way it was intended.”
 

Songs in D Minor​

10 - Visage - Fade to Grey​


Lyric - Feel the rain like an English summer
Hear the notes from a distant song
Stepping out from a back shop poster
Wishing life wouldn't be so long
(Devenir gris)

Source - https://musicstax.com/track/fade-to-grey/3yobQNuKVJ62WDU7h725Fu
https://tunebat.com/Info/Fade-To-Grey-Visage/3yobQNuKVJ62WDU7h725Fu

Sadness Quotient - 8/11 - Lots of sad words here. Lonely, Cold, Fear, Silent, Rain, “Wishing Life Wouldn’t be so long”

Comment - Adam Clayton of U2 was trying to work out how to play the bassline of "Fade to Grey" and his attempt became New Years Day U2's first Top 10 single.

Next Up - Not really a sad song from this band. Unusually.
sorry- I linked this tune earlier comparing the video to one of my tunes' videos. had no idea it would get picked..

LOVE this song. always seemed like it was a Midge Ure/Ultravox tune. it's a top 10 (off the top of my head) new wave song for me.
Midge was everywhere in the late 70s, early 80s.
He would be an excellent MAD artist for me.
Billy Currie and Midge from the new and improved Ultravox were working with Rusty Egan and Steve Strange
Egan is an interesting story in his own right, he was the drummer in Rich Kids, the band former by Ex Sex Pistol Glen Matlock. Midge of course was involved.
After the Rich Kids failed, “Egan was the DJ at Blitz, the influential New Romantic nightclub in London, where he worked with Steve Strange from 1979 until 1981. Whilst there, he introduced German (Kraftwerk), Japanese (Yellow Magic Orchestra) and British (Eno, Ultravox, Landscape) electronic music/synthpop to the British club scene, almost single-handedly putting together the soundtrack for the New Romantic movement.”

Visage was just a side project for Ure, Currie and Egan. For Steve Strange it was everything. After the success of Fade to Grey they did two albums in the others spare time, before only Egan stayed for a disappointing third album.
Ure said “The trouble with Visage was that there were too many chiefs, six characters all wanting an equal say without putting in an equal amount of work. I was doing most of the writing and producing, and we all knew Steve [Strange] was the frontman, but when it became successful, jealousy and the nasty side of the business crept in. That was never the way it was intended.”

Ure is playing a handful of US dates this May around his show at the Cruel World festival. Blancmange is opening.
 
Previously I gave you this hint:

The order matters

Here another hint:

Including this hint, I have now given you at least 24 hints.
Partially reads like "the thematic songs are on a theme."
Makes me think there might be a message involving the words of the titles. Though I haven't seen it, so I could be easily wrong here.
The bolded Pamela Anderson continues to simultaneously intrigue and confuse me.
Maybe I'll let it percolate in the background while I try to catch up with playlists. But speaking of which....
 
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Taking these songs to The #11s!

Known Numbers:
Dear Mr. Fantasy - Traffic
Love My Way - The Psychedelic Furs. (I’m counting this as 1)
The Whole of the Moon - The Waterboys
No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn - The Beastie Boys
Ms. Jackson - Outkast

Total Surprises:
Subway Train - New York Dolls
Sell Your Soul - Kill Cheerleader
Dust - Kadavar
Pink Rabbits - The National
Bullet - The Reverend Horton Heat

Go Figure:
I was tempted to put “Love My Way” here and count it as 2 songs. Instead it goes above, and I decide to go to the movies. With apologies to the Marvel song countdown, I’ll take Zamfir’s “The Lonely Shepherd” here paired with “Scarface(Push It To The Limit)” from Paul Engemann
 
GTA #10 - Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes To Midnight (V-Rock, VC)

V-Rock is not the standard sort of station you'd expect to see here, in that it plays nothing but a mixture of power ballads and new wave hits.

Lol joking it is obviously rock, we have all of the big four thrash metal bands outside of Metallica, we have Ozzy, we have Crue, we have previously listed by Tau Autograph, we have Priest, mid 80's rock was peak rock. We also have two tracks from the in game band which you can do several missions for Love Fist, a clear Spinal Tap parody, where the final mission is basically the plot of Speed except in a limousine and not a bus, the cutscene afterwards seeing the lead singer lamenting a tape being chewed up in a rehearsal for a show and that meaning as a result they'll never get to play live. Hosted by Lazlow, who in game also appeared in both San Andreas and GTA III, and was basically playing his real life self in the games, hosting several radio shows over the course of his career. The pick is a classic Maiden track, this was their highest charting track in the UK after Run To The Hills at the time of release, and I would guess that the guy I play poker with probably has several versions of the single given his Maiden memorabilia collection is supposedly insured at over $50k

Coming up on the next couple, we stay with Vice City for a pair of much slower paced early 80's goodness
 
simey – train songs

Train Leaves Here This Mornin - Dillard & Clark
This song was written by Gene Clark and Bernie Leadon in 1968 for the Gene Clark and Doug Dillard album The Fantastic Expedition of Dillard & Clark. Bernie also plays on the album, and co-wrote 6 of the songs. Gene had just quit The Byrds again, and Doug left he and his brother's band The Dillards, who were also known as The Darlings on The Andy Griffith Show. The fictional characters Charlene and Brisco Darling were not part of The Dillards. The Fantastic Expedition of Dillard & Clark is considered one of the earliest country rock albums. "Train Leaves Here This Mornin" is my favorite song on the record. Gene is on lead vocals with Doug and Bernie backing him up.

I lost ten points just for being in the right place, at exactly the wrong time
I looked right at the facts there, but I may as well have been completely blind
So, if you see me walking all alone
Don't look back, I'm just on my way back home

There's a train leaves here this morning
I don't know, what I might be on
 
Selections:

31. If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next - Manic Street Preachers

30. Hear The Drummer Get Wicked - Chad Jackson

29. Pick Up The Pieces - Average White Band

28. Virtual Insanity – Jamiroquai

27. Another Chance - Roger Sanchez

26. Living On My Own - Freddie Mercury

25. Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top

24. Better Off Alone - Alice Deejay

23. Love Is The Drug - Roxy Music

22. By The Time I Get To Arizona - Public Enemy

21. I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry

20. Goddess On A Hiway - Mercury Rev

19. Dark Therapy – Echobelly

18. Run To You - Bryan Adams

17. Inside Out – Anthrax

16. There's Nothing I Won't Do – JX

15. You - Bad Religion

14. Don't Stop Me Now – Queen

13. Moving – Supergrass

12. The Time Is Now – Moloko

11. Ms Jackson – Outkast

10. Ray of Light - Madonna



Incorrect guesses:

Songs that give advice

Bands That Have Never Been in My Kitchen

Songs by artists who have headlined Glastonbury

Songs featuring the Mellotron

Fear mongering

Song titles that could be part of geometry proofs

Bands who have a member whose first or last name is a James Bond reference

Bands with family members

Songs that reference a location in another country

Songs that have nine or more words in the title

Songs that mention famous streets

Bands who had a member mysteriously disappear, get declared dead, but no body has ever been found

Songs that reference footballguys user names

Songs without a guitar

Song titles that are commands

First two words of song titles in order of lyrics from The Youngbloods’ Get Together

Songs about resilience in the face of adversity

Songs about the importance of progress

Songs to make people overthink and speculate about an imaginary theme that doesn't really exist

31 songs that MADs submitted in prior MAD rounds, but judge disqualified because the submitting MAD failed to get the long-form birth certificate of all band members before submitting

Songs NOT produced by Todd Rundgren

Artists without umlauts

Songs Sam Rockwell has danced to in a movie

Songs about navigating and adapting to a constantly changing world

Songs credited to more than one songwriter

UK top ten singles

Singles released by UK artist/bands

31 British Isles Songs That Did Not Appear in the MAD British Isles Countdown

Non-guitar driven songs

Songs in 4/4 time

Broadway shows

Songs that all charted in the same six countries:
UK
Australia
Germany
France
Ireland
Netherlands

Songs under 5 minutes

Songs where artists let out excessive vocalizations of the “ahh,” “ooh,” “dee,” etc. variety

A break up and starting over

Things that will drive a bunch of middle aged dummies who are trying to find a pattern go crazy

Stages in Rustoleum’s marriage

Guinness World Records

Songs that can qualify for other people’s themes

Songs by people with facial hair

All songs use an instrument with keys

Songs that are the narrative arc of a divorce

Addiction

Songs with 125 BPM or more

Songs that sample other songs on the list

Songs representing different Nicholas Cage movies / characters

Songs

This is your life, Krista

Something to do with Tina Turner/abused women

Jimi Hendrix

Detailing Britney Spears’ descent into madness

Addiction ... to love

Songs in A Minor

The plot to Thelma and Louise

Kourtney Kardashian

Songs about a major change in someone's life

Midlife crisis

Songs with a subject you should see a therapist about

Mental illness

Songs about the world's worst super heros

Mania

Things you do impulsively

Songs that use the word “The” at some stage in the lyrics

The Ballad of @krista4 and OH

Songs the were on the UK official singles chart for the week ending on Aug 16, 2008

Songs from multiple decades

Songs about exploration of identity

Dancing

Each of these songs holds a special place in the hearts of listeners, and they remain influential in the genres they represent

krista's iconic playlist

struggle, rebellion, and survival

songs that have no connection to each other whatsoever - y'all are just wasting your time - ha ha ha suckers

Id, ego, and superego

Each song is somehow connected to one of the first 31 themes submitted for this countdown

Songs that qualify for more than one of the MAD31 themes submitted

Obscure chess strategies

All of these songs tie into the movie Thelma and Louise

history repeating itself

Songs for which there exists another song with the exact same title

Songs that implicate the seven deadly sins

The plot of a movie

the arc of Pink Floyd’s The Wall

Being in an oppressive relationship, and the journey to take back control of your life

the arc of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

trapped in a continuous cycle and finding a release that feels like freedom

Moving on through suicide

Things that require immediate action

Determining your own destiny

the life and tribulations of Pamela Anderson
Awakenings or songs where people can't take a hint
 

Batman​

10 - The Greatest Song of All time - Please Click to listen


Relevant Lyric - The Greatest Song of All time - Please Click to listen

Batman Vibe Score - 0/10

Where to Find - Not on the Lego Batman Movie Soundtrack. This was the second song on Robin’s Boombox

Quick Hit Comment - The Greatest Song of All time - Please Click to listen

Next Up - Not something I will say often, but an enjoyable rap track. From Britain.
10 - The Greatest Song of All time - Please Click to listen

Gets me every damn time. I laugh every damn time. But it went from his face to a commercial so I didn't get rolled (spoiler!), only Rick'd.
 
Single (Named) Lady #10 - Cher - "If I Could Turn Back Time" (1989)
Full name: Cheryl Sarkisian

Cher may be the quintessential single named lady. She's been a star for 60 years and successfully crossed over from Pop music to television and motion pictures. Cher was one of the first female mononyms and almost certainly the first two-timer recording under the names Cherilyn and Cher before the age of 20. I was surprised to learn she released her first single (a Dylan cover) as Cher before the debut of Sonny & Cher.

"If I Could Turn Back Time" was a #3 US hit for her in 1989. It's a mid-tempo rocker written by hitmaker Diane Warren. According to Warren, Cher originally turned down the song that Warren had written for but the songwriter believed in it and didn't give up nagging the artist. Warren is a master of the form; all the elements of the song work together to constantly push the song to greater heights. Cher brings her instantly recognizable alto voice and a superstar's swagger to the tune. She holds a little in reserve during the verses so she can crank up the emotion in the chorus. It's a terrific pop song that I've regretted not ranking higher since I submitted my list.

The video was shot on the battleship USS Missouri. Cher struts her stuff with a cast of dozens of sailors in sort of a homage to WWII era pinup pictures. Cher was 43 at the time and has seldom looked hotter than she does here in her body suit, leather jacket and captain's hat.
 
ditkaburgers - Girl Groups X Boy Bands #10

One Step CloserS Club JuniorsBoys & GirlsUKBack in 2002, and I was in London and at the HMV I tried to find as many different artists that I could and I picked up this album and never looked back. As an S Club 7 fan, it was an obvious choice. Two of the members of the group; Rochelle and Frankie would go on to be in one of the groups from another category - The Saturdays
 
Selections:

31. If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next - Manic Street Preachers

30. Hear The Drummer Get Wicked - Chad Jackson

29. Pick Up The Pieces - Average White Band

28. Virtual Insanity – Jamiroquai

27. Another Chance - Roger Sanchez

26. Living On My Own - Freddie Mercury

25. Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top

24. Better Off Alone - Alice Deejay

23. Love Is The Drug - Roxy Music

22. By The Time I Get To Arizona - Public Enemy

21. I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry

20. Goddess On A Hiway - Mercury Rev

19. Dark Therapy – Echobelly

18. Run To You - Bryan Adams

17. Inside Out – Anthrax

16. There's Nothing I Won't Do – JX

15. You - Bad Religion

14. Don't Stop Me Now – Queen

13. Moving – Supergrass

12. The Time Is Now – Moloko

11. Ms Jackson – Outkast

10. Ray of Light - Madonna



Incorrect guesses:

Songs that give advice

Bands That Have Never Been in My Kitchen

Songs by artists who have headlined Glastonbury

Songs featuring the Mellotron

Fear mongering

Song titles that could be part of geometry proofs

Bands who have a member whose first or last name is a James Bond reference

Bands with family members

Songs that reference a location in another country

Songs that have nine or more words in the title

Songs that mention famous streets

Bands who had a member mysteriously disappear, get declared dead, but no body has ever been found

Songs that reference footballguys user names

Songs without a guitar

Song titles that are commands

First two words of song titles in order of lyrics from The Youngbloods’ Get Together

Songs about resilience in the face of adversity

Songs about the importance of progress

Songs to make people overthink and speculate about an imaginary theme that doesn't really exist

31 songs that MADs submitted in prior MAD rounds, but judge disqualified because the submitting MAD failed to get the long-form birth certificate of all band members before submitting

Songs NOT produced by Todd Rundgren

Artists without umlauts

Songs Sam Rockwell has danced to in a movie

Songs about navigating and adapting to a constantly changing world

Songs credited to more than one songwriter

UK top ten singles

Singles released by UK artist/bands

31 British Isles Songs That Did Not Appear in the MAD British Isles Countdown

Non-guitar driven songs

Songs in 4/4 time

Broadway shows

Songs that all charted in the same six countries:
UK
Australia
Germany
France
Ireland
Netherlands

Songs under 5 minutes

Songs where artists let out excessive vocalizations of the “ahh,” “ooh,” “dee,” etc. variety

A break up and starting over

Things that will drive a bunch of middle aged dummies who are trying to find a pattern go crazy

Stages in Rustoleum’s marriage

Guinness World Records

Songs that can qualify for other people’s themes

Songs by people with facial hair

All songs use an instrument with keys

Songs that are the narrative arc of a divorce

Addiction

Songs with 125 BPM or more

Songs that sample other songs on the list

Songs representing different Nicholas Cage movies / characters

Songs

This is your life, Krista

Something to do with Tina Turner/abused women

Jimi Hendrix

Detailing Britney Spears’ descent into madness

Addiction ... to love

Songs in A Minor

The plot to Thelma and Louise

Kourtney Kardashian

Songs about a major change in someone's life

Midlife crisis

Songs with a subject you should see a therapist about

Mental illness

Songs about the world's worst super heros

Mania

Things you do impulsively

Songs that use the word “The” at some stage in the lyrics

The Ballad of @krista4 and OH

Songs the were on the UK official singles chart for the week ending on Aug 16, 2008

Songs from multiple decades

Songs about exploration of identity

Dancing

Each of these songs holds a special place in the hearts of listeners, and they remain influential in the genres they represent

krista's iconic playlist

struggle, rebellion, and survival

songs that have no connection to each other whatsoever - y'all are just wasting your time - ha ha ha suckers

Id, ego, and superego

Each song is somehow connected to one of the first 31 themes submitted for this countdown

Songs that qualify for more than one of the MAD31 themes submitted

Obscure chess strategies

All of these songs tie into the movie Thelma and Louise

history repeating itself

Songs for which there exists another song with the exact same title

Songs that implicate the seven deadly sins

The plot of a movie

the arc of Pink Floyd’s The Wall

Being in an oppressive relationship, and the journey to take back control of your life

the arc of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

trapped in a continuous cycle and finding a release that feels like freedom

Moving on through suicide

Things that require immediate action

Determining your own destiny

the life and tribulations of Pamela Anderson
**** it, im getting nowhere.
Im too stupid to play this game anymore
Some more guesses
Songs in A Major
Songs in A Flat
Songs in A Sharp
Songs in B Minor
Songs in B Major
Songs in B Flat
Songs in B Sharp
Songs in C Minor
Songs in C Major
Songs in C Flat
Songs in C Sharp
Songs in D Major
Songs in D Flat
Songs in D Sharp
Songs in E Minor
Songs in E Major
Songs in E Flat
Songs in E Sharp
Songs in F Minor
Songs in F Major
Songs in F Flat
Songs in F Sharp
Songs in G Minor
Songs in G Major
Songs in G Flat
Songs in G Sharp

I now have a major headache trying to figure out if there are any differences between sharps, minors, majors and flats.
Any explanation is like someone trying to explain bitcoin to me

**** you mystery dictator. I hope your toenails catch on fire
 
Don Quixote – Afrobeat

Kyenkyen Bi Adu M’awu (Spotify) - K. Frimpong and His Cubano Fiestas (Ghana)

I included this one in my MAD 31 Worldwide list. Now that getting into the Top 10, a few of the songs that I included there will make some repeat appearances. Debated whether to just leave those out, but, eh, it’s been two years, as it looks like this one came up there in March 2023. This one has a good combination of the Afrobeat drums and horns with some Highlife guitar. It has been sampled over the years — most prominent is probably by Gnarls Barkley’s Storm Coming off their St. Elsewhere album.
 
Of course. Backinnaday (did I do that right, wikkid?), he smoked pot on my roofdeck.

Wait, what?

Chicago, mid-to-late 90s. Andrew Bird had put out one record, "Music of Hair," and was starting to pop up at shows (see Schubas, which I discussed in connection with my #17). He'd duet with friends of mine or be part of a larger band, and then he formed Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire, which one of my friends was a member of. He was always just around, as part of the scene at the time. I lived in a kickass place from 1998-2000 where people would come for parties. Since he was always around, he'd show up on rare occasion and just head to my rooftop and smoke pot.

Awesome
 
Selections:

31. If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next - Manic Street Preachers

30. Hear The Drummer Get Wicked - Chad Jackson

29. Pick Up The Pieces - Average White Band

28. Virtual Insanity – Jamiroquai

27. Another Chance - Roger Sanchez

26. Living On My Own - Freddie Mercury

25. Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top

24. Better Off Alone - Alice Deejay

23. Love Is The Drug - Roxy Music

22. By The Time I Get To Arizona - Public Enemy

21. I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry

20. Goddess On A Hiway - Mercury Rev

19. Dark Therapy – Echobelly

18. Run To You - Bryan Adams

17. Inside Out – Anthrax

16. There's Nothing I Won't Do – JX

15. You - Bad Religion

14. Don't Stop Me Now – Queen

13. Moving – Supergrass

12. The Time Is Now – Moloko

11. Ms Jackson – Outkast

10. Ray of Light - Madonna



Incorrect guesses:

Songs that give advice

Bands That Have Never Been in My Kitchen

Songs by artists who have headlined Glastonbury

Songs featuring the Mellotron

Fear mongering

Song titles that could be part of geometry proofs

Bands who have a member whose first or last name is a James Bond reference

Bands with family members

Songs that reference a location in another country

Songs that have nine or more words in the title

Songs that mention famous streets

Bands who had a member mysteriously disappear, get declared dead, but no body has ever been found

Songs that reference footballguys user names

Songs without a guitar

Song titles that are commands

First two words of song titles in order of lyrics from The Youngbloods’ Get Together

Songs about resilience in the face of adversity

Songs about the importance of progress

Songs to make people overthink and speculate about an imaginary theme that doesn't really exist

31 songs that MADs submitted in prior MAD rounds, but judge disqualified because the submitting MAD failed to get the long-form birth certificate of all band members before submitting

Songs NOT produced by Todd Rundgren

Artists without umlauts

Songs Sam Rockwell has danced to in a movie

Songs about navigating and adapting to a constantly changing world

Songs credited to more than one songwriter

UK top ten singles

Singles released by UK artist/bands

31 British Isles Songs That Did Not Appear in the MAD British Isles Countdown

Non-guitar driven songs

Songs in 4/4 time

Broadway shows

Songs that all charted in the same six countries:
UK
Australia
Germany
France
Ireland
Netherlands

Songs under 5 minutes

Songs where artists let out excessive vocalizations of the “ahh,” “ooh,” “dee,” etc. variety

A break up and starting over

Things that will drive a bunch of middle aged dummies who are trying to find a pattern go crazy

Stages in Rustoleum’s marriage

Guinness World Records

Songs that can qualify for other people’s themes

Songs by people with facial hair

All songs use an instrument with keys

Songs that are the narrative arc of a divorce

Addiction

Songs with 125 BPM or more

Songs that sample other songs on the list

Songs representing different Nicholas Cage movies / characters

Songs

This is your life, Krista

Something to do with Tina Turner/abused women

Jimi Hendrix

Detailing Britney Spears’ descent into madness

Addiction ... to love

Songs in A Minor

The plot to Thelma and Louise

Kourtney Kardashian

Songs about a major change in someone's life

Midlife crisis

Songs with a subject you should see a therapist about

Mental illness

Songs about the world's worst super heros

Mania

Things you do impulsively

Songs that use the word “The” at some stage in the lyrics

The Ballad of @krista4 and OH

Songs the were on the UK official singles chart for the week ending on Aug 16, 2008

Songs from multiple decades

Songs about exploration of identity

Dancing

Each of these songs holds a special place in the hearts of listeners, and they remain influential in the genres they represent

krista's iconic playlist

struggle, rebellion, and survival

songs that have no connection to each other whatsoever - y'all are just wasting your time - ha ha ha suckers

Id, ego, and superego

Each song is somehow connected to one of the first 31 themes submitted for this countdown

Songs that qualify for more than one of the MAD31 themes submitted

Obscure chess strategies

All of these songs tie into the movie Thelma and Louise

history repeating itself

Songs for which there exists another song with the exact same title

Songs that implicate the seven deadly sins

The plot of a movie

the arc of Pink Floyd’s The Wall

Being in an oppressive relationship, and the journey to take back control of your life

the arc of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

trapped in a continuous cycle and finding a release that feels like freedom

Moving on through suicide

Things that require immediate action

Determining your own destiny

the life and tribulations of Pamela Anderson
My next guess is, what is "Haircut 50"
 
ditkaburgers - Girl Groups X Boy Bands #10

One Step CloserS Club JuniorsBoys & GirlsUKBack in 2002, and I was in London and at the HMV I tried to find as many different artists that I could and I picked up this album and never looked back. As an S Club 7 fan, it was an obvious choice. Two of the members of the group; Rochelle and Frankie would go on to be in one of the groups from another category - The Saturdays
Ain't no party like an S Club party
 
10. Personality Crisis
Artist: New York Dolls
Album: New York Dolls (1973)

The tune was released as a double A-side with "Trash" and did not chart.
One has to assume that if those 2 songs were released 5 years later this would not be the case.
It would have charted in the UK. Punk was not producing US hit singles in the late '70s.
As it so happened, I was tuned into WXPN today when one of their DJs was interviewing Richard Gottehrer, co-founder of Sire Records. He basically backed me up here, saying things like the Ramones were a big deal in the niche of the US punk scene, but from the perspective of the entire music industry, they were not a "big" act at all.
 
He basically backed me up here, saying things like the Ramones were a big deal in the niche of the US punk scene, but from the perspective of the entire music industry, they were not a "big" act at all.

Bigger deal in Europe. In America, they always and forever played clubs. Not a big act. Nor would the Dolls have been. Not until Green Day, really, which despite what they said about Nirvana and Sonic Youth, was when punk really broke. Green Day at Woodstock '94 was a generational thing, and the first time I can remember (I'd liked punk for about seven years prior) that punk was sort of a style/genre thing that wasn't for outcasts but for everyone.

Punk for the kids! Manic Panic at the mall! Hot Topic for teens!

Anyway, I was just checking in to let Karma "Freak Scene" Police (@KarmaPolice) know that I've had "I'll be down/I'll be around" in my head the past two days, so I've begun an excursion into older Dinosaur Jr., an era of theirs I don't know very well, beginning with that song.
 
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He basically backed me up here, saying things like the Ramones were a big deal in the niche of the US punk scene, but from the perspective of the entire music industry, they were not a "big" act at all.

Bigger deal in Europe. In America, they always and forever played clubs. Not a big act. Nor would the Dolls have been. Not until Green Day, really, which despite what they said about Nirvana and Sonic Youth, was when punk really broke. Green Day at Woodstock '94 was a generational thing, and the first time I can remember (I'd liked punk for about seven years prior) punk was sort of a style/genre thing that wasn't for outcasts but for everyone.

Punk for the kids! Manic Panic at the mall! Hot Topic for teens!

Anyway, I was just checking in to let Karma "Freak Scene" Police (@KarmaPolice) know that I've had "I'll be down/I'll be around" in my head the past two days, so I've begun an excursion into older Dinosaur Jr., who I don't know very well, beginning with that song.
Yep. Sonic Youth were like the Ramones and the Dolls before them -- they had a niche audience and the music press loved them, but they were not even close to "big". Nirvana was, but they were "punk mixed in with a whole bunch of other stuff."
 
New-to-me songs from #13 that caught my ear:

Charlie Steiner – songs from Mad Men

You Only Live Twice - Nancy Sinatra

simey – train songs

All Aboard - The Del McCoury Band

Yambag – Metal songs from 1988-1992 that became the gateway into the world of music for a young Yambag

Last - Nine Inch Nails

KarmaPolice – songs from artists not on shuke’s list

Photos Of Ghosts - Premiata Forneria Marconi

Don Quixote – Afrobeat

Sweet Mother (Spotify) - Prince Nico Mbarga & Rocafil Jazz (Nigeria)

JMLs secret identity – songs in D#Minor, the saddest key of all

Poor Leno (Forever Istanbul Take) (Spotify) - Röyksopp

scorchy – songs by Manchester(-ish) artists

Muzzle #1- The Whip

titusbramble – Grand Theft Auto, specifically the 3D era

Cokane In My Brain - Dillinger (SA - K-Jah West)

John Maddens Lunchbox – Batman

Face to Face (Spotify) - Siouxsie and the Banshees

Mister CIA – Texas Places in Song Titles

Dallas Alice - Sir Douglas Quintet

landrys hat - favorite Side 2 Track 1s from my record collection

Lord of Light - Hawkwind - Doremi Fasol Latido (1972)

MrsKarmaPolice – Animal Kingdom

Flightless Bird, American Mouth - Iron & Wine

higgins – Instrumentals with places in the title

54 Duncan Terrace - Allan Holdsworth

krista4 – Chicagoland

Summertime Chi – Hayley May, Lee Foss, John Summit

Anonymous Mystery Theme Dictator - ???

Moving - Supergrass
 
As it so happened, I was tuned into WXPN today when one of their DJs was interviewing Richard Gottehrer, co-founder of Sire Records. He basically backed me up here, saying things like the Ramones were a big deal in the niche of the US punk scene, but from the perspective of the entire music industry, they were not a "big" act at all.

Gottehrer was one of the top producers of the early NY New Wave scene. His name and his "An Instant Record" branding on a record jacket stood for something when I was buying records that I'd never heard because they weren't getting played on the radio.

I thought it was cool that he came out of retirement in his 70s to work with Dum Dum Girls, a band whose sound was influenced by the artists Gottehrer produced in the late 70s.
 
It has been sampled over the years — most prominent is probably by Gnarls Barkley’s Storm Coming off their St. Elsewhere album.

So much of being a great DJ is being a great music critic and Danger Mouse has that quality and the other necessary ones in droves. "Storm Coming" is off of one of my favorite albums of the aughts. I'll have to give what they sampled a listen when I get to the 10s. Glad you pointed it out. It'll give me a frame of reference and something to look for.
 
As it so happened, I was tuned into WXPN today when one of their DJs was interviewing Richard Gottehrer, co-founder of Sire Records. He basically backed me up here, saying things like the Ramones were a big deal in the niche of the US punk scene, but from the perspective of the entire music industry, they were not a "big" act at all.

Gottehrer was one of the top producers of the early NY New Wave scene. His name and his "An Instant Record" branding on a record jacket stood for something when I was buying records that I'd never heard because they weren't getting played on the radio.

I thought it was cool that he came out of retirement in his 70s to work with Dum Dum Girls, a band whose sound was influenced by the artists Gottehrer produced in the late 70s.
His career arc is really remarkable.

First stage -- Brill Building songwriter, penning among other things "Hang on Sloopy," "I Want Candy" and "My Boyfriend's Back."
Second stage -- Co-founding Sire records and being in on the ground floor of the punk/new wave movements.
Third stage -- Being an independent producer, helming albums for Blondie, the Go-Gos, Marshall Crenshaw and Joan Armatrading, among others.
Fourth stage -- founding The Orchard, a digital music distribution company.

And then he got back in the producer's chair in his 70s and 80s.
 
As it so happened, I was tuned into WXPN today when one of their DJs was interviewing Richard Gottehrer, co-founder of Sire Records. He basically backed me up here, saying things like the Ramones were a big deal in the niche of the US punk scene, but from the perspective of the entire music industry, they were not a "big" act at all.

Gottehrer was one of the top producers of the early NY New Wave scene. His name and his "An Instant Record" branding on a record jacket stood for something when I was buying records that I'd never heard because they weren't getting played on the radio.

I thought it was cool that he came out of retirement in his 70s to work with Dum Dum Girls, a band whose sound was influenced by the artists Gottehrer produced in the late 70s.
His career arc is really remarkable.

First stage -- Brill Building songwriter, penning among other things "Hang on Sloopy," "I Want Candy" and "My Boyfriend's Back."
Second stage -- Co-founding Sire records and being in on the ground floor of the punk/new wave movements.
Third stage -- Being an independent producer, helming albums for Blondie, the Go-Gos, Marshall Crenshaw and Joan Armatrading, among others.
Fourth stage -- founding The Orchard, a digital music distribution company.

And then he got back in the producer's chair in his 70s and 80s.
Yeah, I remember Gottehrer most as being the producer on the first Blondie album, before they went big time a couple albums later.
 
10. "Don't Stop The Rock (I Love Tekno) Alt Mix 4/10/96" - Chemical Brothers

This is a version of "Don't Stop The Rock" off of Dig Your Own Hole by the Chemical Brothers, which was a landmark album by a UK act known both for its quality and for helping to increase (in a pioneering way) techno and electronic music's popularity in the United States (and worldwide). This is simply an alternate mix with a cheekily misspelled genre in the title, so I helped myself to it because I think it's a great version of an already great song.

Dig your own hole whilst you listen, madders.

After this song will begin the "hits" portion of my genre countdown here. Seven of the next nine will be known to many of you and some of you will be much more knowledgeable about the artists than I am, so I won't say too much unless there's a cool story to tell or something like that. They might even be, ahem, overplayed songs. LOL. Probably not too much, but you might hear some Mad Men-esque, commercially-cool songs slipping in there. Wonder what Don Draper would make of all of this in the '20s! (I've never seen Mad Men, but my friend's current and longish-time girlfriend was in series development at AMC when Mad Men popped off, so there's that—she's now in Boston doing something with Masterpiece Theater or something akin to it. That show launched careers, man.)

Anyway, back to the back to the beat, y'all.
 
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