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Middle Aged Dummies!! Artists #1's have been posted!! (6 Viewers)

Some highlights from the first half of the #6s:

- I'm hit or miss on Brandi Carlile, but "The Eye" was a huge hit for me. That simple, repeating guitar part overlaid with the stunning three-part harmonies gave me all the feels.

- I've listened to "Blame It on the Tetons" by Modest Mouse three times now, which is not something that happens much when I'm trying to get through a 5000-song playlist. I can't decide if I'd like it better with a slightly better - not good but just slightly better - singer or if his flaws fit perfectly. Most likely the latter. This was definitely a WOW song for me in any case.

- At #7, I said something like "could there be six Decemberists songs I like more than this one?" The answer is there is at least one. Holy ****, this is amazing. I owned this record way back when, so I've no idea how I didn't remember it. Love that bass line, those harmonies, and every other damn thing. Another WOW.

- "Jacob's Ladder" was a good Rush song. I should probably say more than that, but that's what I got. I can't quite figure out how I distinguish which Rush songs I like and which I don't, but this is in the "like" column.

- The Big Thief vocalist sounds very much like Iris DeMent on "Certainty." That's a good or bad thing depending upon your tastes, but I happen to like Iris DeMent.

- I loved how "Derezzed" by Daft Punk was there and then it suddenly wasn't. Lots of fun packed in that <2 minutes.

- I have to admit that, while I've enjoyed listening, many of the Taylor Swift songs are same-y to me. The melody progressions are often very similar. "Vigilante ****" was nothing like the others! Loved it. It was sultry and had, if I might say so, menace.

- Either/Or is my favorite Elliott Smith album, so you know I love "No Name No. 5." I do not have a favorite Chicago album, but "Saturday in the Park" is a masterpiece, though my favorite Chicago songs are "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" and another not posted yet. The Rick Beato description of "Saturday" was spot-on.

- "Skin Deep" was another argument for how incredibly varied and interesting the Stranglers' sounds were. JML called it "lush," which was a perfect word for it.

- I swear I've never heard "Master Blaster" from Stevie before.

- I didn't listen to the lyrics of "Keep Your Hand off My Power Supply," but was it a euphemism? Good song, anyway.
 
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@Uruk-Hai is no longer the most famous person OH has sent Dungeness crabs to. He took an order yesterday to be sent to Martha Stewart. :lol: Apparently she places the same order every year. How the hell Ms. Stewart or her people found this little place outside of Seattle to get their Dungeness is a mystery.
 
I'm drinking adult beverages, ama.
Whatcha drinking, ter CIA?
The ONE ####### question I did not want asked. I'm not proud is all I will say.
Trying to think of an adult beverage I’d be embarrassed by… Bartles and Jaymes?
Zima!

Either that, or he’s been Iced by his bro.
I've drank one Zima in my life, but in my defense, I was drunk.
 
@Uruk-Hai is no longer the most famous person OH has sent Dungeness crabs to. He took an order yesterday to be sent to Martha Stewart. :lol: Apparently she places the same order every year. How the hell Ms. Stewart or her people found this little place outside of Seattle to get their Dungeness is a mystery.
You know Snoop Dog is probably getting at least two of them.

Those Dungeness crabs were a strange eating experience for me. I'm used to blue crabs, which are much smaller. These damned things weigh like 12 pounds. One I ate conventionally. I can eat a dozen blue crabs for breakfast - this crab was a meal by itself. I used another to make crab soup - I still have one left that I'll do the same with when "soup-making weather" hits this fall - which turned out awesome.

I need to shoot OH a message because my family is clamoring for more Halibut and Salmon. I'll need to burn a vacation day just to vac-seal it all for distribution :lol:
 
The spirit of 7/6:

Life - ...And You Will Know Us
Xanadu - Rush
Vio Spilum Endalaust - Sigur Ros
Contact - Daft Punk
Nightrider - ELO
'39 - Queen
The Underdog - Spoon
My Hero - Foo Fighters
Baby Driver - S & G
Third Uncle - Bauhaus
Straight On - Heart ❤️
Funeral For A Friend - Elton John

Can-Utility And The Coastliners - Genesis
Couldn't Stand The Weather - SRV 🎸
Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks
Doctor Wu - Steely Dan
Saturday In The Park - Chicago
Skin Deep - The Stranglers
Master Blaster - Steve Wonder
Keep Your Hands Off My Power Supply - Slade ⚡
Turn To Stone - ELO
Calistan - Frank Black
Go Back - Tony Allen/Damon Albarn
I Don't Need No Doctor - Ray Charles
She's In Parties - Bauhaus
The Battle Of Evermore - Heart
 
The Decemberists
#6 The Crane Wife 3


We've reached the point in the countdown where any one of the top 6 songs could be #1, and would be, depending on my mood when I put the list together.
(I'm lying; there was really only ever one choice for #1 for me, and that's because there's a significant literary driver both in the song but especially the video. But you'll have to wait ('til early September, I think) for that one.)

I'm not sure why, but The Crane Wife 3 actually leads off the album (entitled The Crane Wife, natch). But Pitchfork seems to have a theory:
"The Crane Wife 3" opens the album with a ruminative flourish as John Moen's drums push the sensuous thrust of the music and Meloy's delivery of the lines "each feather it fell from skin" colors the resignation of "I will hang my head hang my head low." It opens the album en medias res, setting up the subsequent story-songs as the narrator's rueful reminiscences.
For those of you that skipped Latin, a narrative work beginning in medias res , (literally "into the middle of things") opens in the midst of the plot.

On a personal note, this song always reminds me of my son. If something didn't go exactly as planned, he'd hang his head low (picture George Michael in Arrested Development, also big in our household in 2006). So whenever this happened, I'd sing

And I will hang my head, hang my head low
And I will hang my head, hang my head low
My favorite Decemberist song
 
- The Big Thief vocalist sounds very much like Iris Dement on "Certainty." That's a good or bad thing depending upon your tastes, but I happen to like Iris Dement.
Yes!
I was struggling to make this connection and you nailed it.
Nice, not familiar with Iris. I’ll have to check her out, I am guessing I am going to dig her.
Her stuff with John Prine is very good.
 
Hadn’t really listened to “Blame It On The Tetons” in a long, long time but did so because of krista. What a song! What a band at their commercial peak, that album. I get the thing with his voice (my music critic friend absolutely could not do MM because of Isaac’s voice), but I think only he could sing that song and that a better singer oversells it. It’s a fragile song, probably best suited for his softer, atonal, slight lisp that can still carry a tune.
 
Think I'm doing a one-night getaway at my favorite one-night getaway place on Sunday. Was considering doing a live blog of OH and I listening to the #5s, but then I remembered the Thumper Rule and remembered OH.

We make exceptions. :) And the Thumper Rule was only supposed to be a prophylactic so that I didn’t make any more enemies on the board and reminded myself to have a big brain and not a critiquing and relentless one. Needed to open up my mind a bit. Wasn’t supposed to be a hard-and-fast thing.

So just saying.
 
Hadn’t really listened to “Blame It On The Tetons” in a long, long time but did so because of krista. What a song! What a band at their commercial peak, that album. I get the thing with his voice (my music critic friend absolutely could not do MM because of Isaac’s voice), but I think only he could sing that song and that a better singer oversells it. It’s a fragile song, probably best suited for his softer, atonal, slight lisp that can still carry a tune.

Yes, I agree that it wouldn't work with a good voice (which I said in my post), but I thought maybe just a teensy bit better. The fragility has to stay, for sure. It doesn't matter anyway - it's an amazing song.
 
Think I'm doing a one-night getaway at my favorite one-night getaway place on Sunday. Was considering doing a live blog of OH and I listening to the #5s, but then I remembered the Thumper Rule and remembered OH.

We make exceptions. :) And the Thumper Rule was only supposed to be a prophylactic so that I didn’t make any more enemies on the board and reminded myself to have a big brain and not a critiquing and relentless one. Needed to open up my mind a bit. Wasn’t supposed to be a hard-and-fast thing.

So just saying.

Oh, I considered it a hard and fast rule when we did middle-aged dummy countdowns, which I think is a large part of the reason those were such good exercises.
 
- The Big Thief vocalist sounds very much like Iris Dement on "Certainty." That's a good or bad thing depending upon your tastes, but I happen to like Iris Dement.
Yes!
I was struggling to make this connection and you nailed it.
Nice, not familiar with Iris. I’ll have to check her out, I am guessing I am going to dig her.

Did you watch The Leftovers? If so, you'd know at least one of her songs.

ETA: This one sounds less like Big Thief than some others do.
 
Think I'm doing a one-night getaway at my favorite one-night getaway place on Sunday. Was considering doing a live blog of OH and I listening to the #5s, but then I remembered the Thumper Rule and remembered OH.

We make exceptions. :) And the Thumper Rule was only supposed to be a prophylactic so that I didn’t make any more enemies on the board and reminded myself to have a big brain and not a critiquing and relentless one. Needed to open up my mind a bit. Wasn’t supposed to be a hard-and-fast thing.

So just saying.

Oh, I considered it a hard and fast rule when we did middle-aged dummy countdowns, which I think is a large part of the reason those were such good exercises.

Yep. I know you did and I agree with what you did. :)
 
Hadn’t really listened to “Blame It On The Tetons” in a long, long time but did so because of krista. What a song! What a band at their commercial peak, that album. I get the thing with his voice (my music critic friend absolutely could not do MM because of Isaac’s voice), but I think only he could sing that song and that a better singer oversells it. It’s a fragile song, probably best suited for his softer, atonal, slight lisp that can still carry a tune.

Yes, I agree that it wouldn't work with a good voice (which I said in my post), but I thought maybe just a teensy bit better. The fragility has to stay, for sure. It doesn't matter anyway - it's an amazing song.

Yeah, you did. Just by way of affirming and making conversation.
 
As somebody who has gotten prickly about this in the past, IMO the line that gets crossed is when the whole process or list gets crapped on, OR people are criticizing something that wasn't even going on in the first place AND/OR it was by somebody who normally isn't in these things and has less respect for the effort put in and rapport with the group.

I would have 0 issues with people in here telling me Dino is a bit overrated, or they didn't like a song I put on, can't stand them, whatever. I think we all understand that while we all have a passion for music we still click with different things. Like I said before, I honestly would rather have people pipe up about things like that for drafts like this. IMO that just helps going forward or maybe breaks a tie of a couple artists somebody is deciding between.

Vicious, drunk, but knowledgeable OH takes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "what a crap list - why isn't X on it" or "WTF, did you just randomly pick stuff??"
 
I think this demographic is absolutely going to love the artist I have queued up. Lol.
Does their name involve a form of exercise and bling?

It’s not a “their,” but might include the things you mention. Lol. I’m not married to it by any stretch so if KP or Yo Mama is picking them, it’s not a claim.
That group is on my radar waiting in the wings. My next contribution will be from the metal universe. The limited # of albums and my very limited knowledge of the genre is going to push the idea back a bit for me. I do have a rap group I am seriously working on, but it would still be 2-3 of these away, as the very limited knowledge of the genre is scaring me off the idea for the group a bit.

Personally I need some combo of: decent sized discography, albums I haven't listened to enough/something new to explore, and/or a variety of sound from the artist. Also something I haven't prattled on about a lot in other drafts. E.g. I won't be doing Radiohead and something I love like Lord Huron is out b/c of small sample size.
 
Yeah, nothing is in stone. I was just sort of agreeing with KP's point that it would be nice to count down an artist that the group actually likes and not jam stuff down people's throat that they don't like, don't get, or don't care about.

It was an affirmation until Pip made a funny yet accurate observation. Then it was probably untoward to have mentioned it. Spilled milk knows no glass, though, and I'd still need to listen to some stuff I wasn't enamored of the first time around, so nothing is in stone. Carry on!

I blame being on my phone today instead of the desktop for not thinking down the line about what reaction and who would know and who it would affect. I tend to do better seated and with a comfort level where I am actually thinking straight.
 

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