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[Fennis]

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[Doctor Detroit]

When you think of "breaking news," this isn't the thread you think about.

 

[tom22406]

MH370: search in Indian Ocean priority zone could finish by May

Families of the 239 passengers and crew provided DNA last week to help identify victims when plane is found


Investigators searching for Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 say they could finish scouring the priority zone by May, more than a year after it vanished, if there are no delays with vessels, equipment and weather.

The Joint Agency Co-ordination Centre (Jacc) said on Sunday that decisions about the future of the search would continue to be made in collaboration with Malaysia, China and Australia.

Last week families of the 239 passengers and crew on board the 8 March flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing provided DNA samples to help identify victims once the plane was found.

A computer-animated video and sonar images of the Indian Ocean seabed where the search has been focused has also been released.

The latest Jacc update said the survey vessel Fugro Equator was mapping the ocean floor and would return to Fremantle when it completes this month’s phase.

About 200,000 square kilometres of the search area has been surveyed.

Fugro Discovery arrived back in the search area on 4 December and GO Phoenix returned last Tuesday.

Danica Weeks, whose husband, Paul, was on the missing flight, wrote an article for the Sunday Times.

She said when she and her two young children said goodbye to him they never thought it would be for the last time.

“But now, March 7 is permanently engraved in my mind, and often on rewind,” she wrote.

“Not only as the day we kissed Paul goodbye at Perth airport, but because mentally, for me, it is still March 7.”

Weeks said not knowing what happened to her husband continues to haunt her.

“Every waking minute your mind runs scenarios of what might have happened,” she said.

“You are searching the news constantly for any small piece of information that may give you a clue to their whereabouts, and your heart pounds every time the phone rings. Is this it? Have they found something?”

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/dec/14/mh370-search-in-indian-ocean-priority-zone-could-finish-by-may

They may never find this.

 

[Sinn Fein]

MH370: search in Indian Ocean priority zone could finish by May

Families of the 239 passengers and crew provided DNA last week to help identify victims when plane is found


Investigators searching for Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 say they could finish scouring the priority zone by May, more than a year after it vanished, if there are no delays with vessels, equipment and weather.

The Joint Agency Co-ordination Centre (Jacc) said on Sunday that decisions about the future of the search would continue to be made in collaboration with Malaysia, China and Australia.

Last week families of the 239 passengers and crew on board the 8 March flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing provided DNA samples to help identify victims once the plane was found.

A computer-animated video and sonar images of the Indian Ocean seabed where the search has been focused has also been released.

The latest Jacc update said the survey vessel Fugro Equator was mapping the ocean floor and would return to Fremantle when it completes this month’s phase.

About 200,000 square kilometres of the search area has been surveyed.

Fugro Discovery arrived back in the search area on 4 December and GO Phoenix returned last Tuesday.

Danica Weeks, whose husband, Paul, was on the missing flight, wrote an article for the Sunday Times.

She said when she and her two young children said goodbye to him they never thought it would be for the last time.

“But now, March 7 is permanently engraved in my mind, and often on rewind,” she wrote.

“Not only as the day we kissed Paul goodbye at Perth airport, but because mentally, for me, it is still March 7.”

Weeks said not knowing what happened to her husband continues to haunt her.

“Every waking minute your mind runs scenarios of what might have happened,” she said.

“You are searching the news constantly for any small piece of information that may give you a clue to their whereabouts, and your heart pounds every time the phone rings. Is this it? Have they found something?”

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/dec/14/mh370-search-in-indian-ocean-priority-zone-could-finish-by-may

They may never find this.

I bet if they had been wearing yoga pants, you would have found it by now.

 

[TheIronSheik]

How long does it take terrorists to strap this thing with explosives and fly it into a building? Geez. I'm starting to think that maybe the terrorists didn't hijack it to use later.

 

[Sinn Fein]

How long does it take terrorists to strap this thing with explosives and fly it into a building? Geez. I'm starting to think that maybe the terrorists didn't hijack it to use later.

Then the terrorists have already won

 

[Fat Nick]

How long does it take terrorists to strap this thing with explosives and fly it into a building? Geez. I'm starting to think that maybe the terrorists didn't hijack it to use later.

I thought we were still on the Jihad airlines theory? It takes time to outfit the planes with seats that lay flat into prayer mats and always orient towards Mecca.

 

[TheIronSheik]

How long does it take terrorists to strap this thing with explosives and fly it into a building? Geez. I'm starting to think that maybe the terrorists didn't hijack it to use later.

I thought we were still on the Jihad airlines theory? It takes time to outfit the planes with seats that lay flat into prayer mats and always orient towards Mecca.

OK. Yeah, that makes total sense. Pretty much all the evidence points to this now.

 

[Todem]

This is going to go down as one of those infamous mysteries.

The kind of stuff we used to watch on the classic show In Search Of with Leonard Nimoy.

 

[jon_mx]

How long does it take terrorists to strap this thing with explosives and fly it into a building? Geez. I'm starting to think that maybe the terrorists didn't hijack it to use later.

I thought we were still on the Jihad airlines theory? It takes time to outfit the planes with seats that lay flat into prayer mats and always orient towards Mecca.

OK. Yeah, that makes total sense. Pretty much all the evidence points to this now.

I have narrowed it down to be the only possible answer.

 

[Tom Servo]

They may WILL never find this.

FYP.

 

[inca911]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

 

[TheIronSheik]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

Also, of course it's the last place you look. Once you find it, why would you keep looking?

 

[General Malaise]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

Also, of course it's the last place you look. Once you find it, why would you keep looking?

 

[tom22406]

MH370: search in Indian Ocean priority zone could finish by May

Families of the 239 passengers and crew provided DNA last week to help identify victims when plane is found


Investigators searching for Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 say they could finish scouring the priority zone by May, more than a year after it vanished, if there are no delays with vessels, equipment and weather.

The Joint Agency Co-ordination Centre (Jacc) said on Sunday that decisions about the future of the search would continue to be made in collaboration with Malaysia, China and Australia.

Last week families of the 239 passengers and crew on board the 8 March flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing provided DNA samples to help identify victims once the plane was found.

A computer-animated video and sonar images of the Indian Ocean seabed where the search has been focused has also been released.

The latest Jacc update said the survey vessel Fugro Equator was mapping the ocean floor and would return to Fremantle when it completes this month’s phase.

About 200,000 square kilometres of the search area has been surveyed.

Fugro Discovery arrived back in the search area on 4 December and GO Phoenix returned last Tuesday.

Danica Weeks, whose husband, Paul, was on the missing flight, wrote an article for the Sunday Times.

She said when she and her two young children said goodbye to him they never thought it would be for the last time.

“But now, March 7 is permanently engraved in my mind, and often on rewind,” she wrote.

“Not only as the day we kissed Paul goodbye at Perth airport, but because mentally, for me, it is still March 7.”

Weeks said not knowing what happened to her husband continues to haunt her.

“Every waking minute your mind runs scenarios of what might have happened,” she said.

“You are searching the news constantly for any small piece of information that may give you a clue to their whereabouts, and your heart pounds every time the phone rings. Is this it? Have they found something?”

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/dec/14/mh370-search-in-indian-ocean-priority-zone-could-finish-by-may

They may never find this.

I bet if they had been wearing yoga pants, you would have found it by now.

I have someone on the lookout

http://i.imgur.com/8LAtLNr.jpg

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

The plane is in my ex girlfriends couch in Kansas City?

 

[jon_mx]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

Mickey's dog has my keys!

 

[TheAristocrat]

I'm going to Timschochet this thread up.

I think that this plane will both be found and not be found. Discuss.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I'm going to Timschochet this thread up.

I think that this plane will both be found and not be found. Discuss.

I agree with you. But only on 75% of what you said.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I'm going to Timschochet this thread up.

I think that this plane will both be found and not be found. Discuss.

I agree with you. But only on 75% of what you said.

You are wrong and I can cite books that you have never heard of before to support my claims.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'm going to Timschochet this thread up.

I think that this plane will both be found and not be found. Discuss.

I agree with you. But only on 75% of what you said.

You are wrong and I can cite books that you have never heard of before to support my claims.

Go on...

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

I'm going to Timschochet this thread up.

I think that this plane will both be found and not be found. Discuss.

I agree with you. But only on 75% of what you said.

You are wrong and I can cite books that you have never heard of before to support my claims.

Did you also write said book?

 

[TheIronSheik]

I'm going to Timschochet this thread up.

I think that this plane will both be found and not be found. Discuss.

I agree with you. But only on 75% of what you said.

You are wrong and I can cite books that you have never heard of before to support my claims.

Did you also write said book?

If I ever write a book, I'm going to call it "Said Book". That way I can tell people that I wrote "Said Book".

 

[Statcruncher]

What a rookie, when I write a book I'm going to title it "The Book On It".

 

[Fennis]

I am going to title my book "The Holy Bible"

 

[Joe Summer]

I am going to title my book "The Holy Bible"

Good way to corner the hotel market.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I am now going to debunk conservatives' arguments that no one has made in this thread:

• Robin Williams was not the pilot.
• Some members of the flight donated funds to liberal causes. But the number was in the hundreds and not the gazillions.
• Global Warming still might have impacted this flight. I don't understand the science but neither do you, so there.
• My black friends aren't sold on the Iranian connection though they do suggest a possible Sri Lankan connection.
• The KeyStone pipeline would produce a net zero jobs. Snap your fingers and BLAMMO, pipeline. No jobs.
• Actually, throwing money at the problem solves it. Q.E.D.
• My book is the next great American novel.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

Also, of course it's the last place you look. Once you find it, why would you keep looking?

 

[fred_1_15301]

I'm going to Timschochet this thread up.

I think that this plane will both be found and not be found. Discuss.

I agree with you. But only on 75% of what you said.

You are wrong and I can cite books that you have never heard of before to support my claims.

Did you also write said book?

If I ever write a book, I'm going to call it "Said Book". That way I can tell people that I wrote "Said Book".

You're on a roll in this thread right now.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This is going to go down as one of those infamous mysteries.

The kind of stuff we used to watch on the classic show In Search Of with Leonard Nimoy.

Already getting chills.

 

[Christo]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

No, Uranus.

 

[SWC]

I'm going to Timschochet this thread up.

I think that this plane will both be found and not be found. Discuss.

kobe bryant will find the plane because he is the ginchiest and you are only saying that he will not because you like the raptors you stinky canuk take that to the bank brohan

 

[Aerial Assault]

I'm going to Timschochet this thread up.

I think that this plane will both be found and not be found. Discuss.

I agree with you. But only on 75% of what you said.

Hitler lied about this.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Every time I see this thread bumped I think there might be new news.

 

[fatness]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I ####### KNEW IT!!!!

 

[Das Boot]

Could be coming an Alien prison cell.

 

[Fennis]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

No, Uranus.

Yes?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.

I know someone who is glad they were kidnapped before they could upgrade to the 6 Plus.

 

[Tom Servo]

Now we're getting somewhere.

According to freelance journalist Jim Stone, one of the American passengers, Phillip Wood, a technical storage executive at IBM, who was aboard the now missing Malaysian Airlines flight, keystered his iPhone 5 in his ###### after the Boeing 777 carrying 239 people was hijacked by military personnel while on route to China.

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ### during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

The plan quickly unraveled when he was given over to the aliens from Zxmek 6 who then sodomized him.

 

[fatness]

In a recent poll conducted by CNN, 1 in 10 Americans believe that "beings from another dimension, time travelers, or aliens" may have had something to do with the plane's disappearance.

Zxmek 6

Other conspiracy theorists, including website humansarefree.com, claim that the plane may have been hijacked and flown to a remote location. There are also websites that claim that Malaysia Flight MH17, the plane that crashed in a field in Ukraine, is in fact Flight MH370 and that it was deliberately crashed in a "false flag" operation to discredit Russia.

 

[jon_mx]

Is than an app for typing while the phone is up your ###?

 

[tom22406]

In a recent poll conducted by CNN, 1 in 10 Americans believe that "beings from another dimension, time travelers, or aliens" may have had something to do with the plane's disappearance.

Funny the poll came from the same place Don Lemon reports from and his great black hole theory.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Is than an app for typing while the phone is up your ###?

Wype™

 

[Fat Nick]

Now we're getting somewhere.

keystered his iPhone 5 in his ######

Ragina? Men have those now? What else is 6 letters?

ETA: I guess maybe "Pooper"

 

[ChiefD]

They need to search Oak Island.

 

[Buckychudd]

Now we're getting somewhere.

keystered his iPhone 5 in his ######

Ragina? Men have those now? What else is 6 letters?

ETA: I guess maybe "Pooper"

Guessing rectum

edit - apparently not

 

[SWC]

i do wonder if they will find this one in my lifetime brohans what a tragedy and really scary that in this day and age a plane can go down and we just have no idea where she went i guess i though our radars were a lot more complete than they apparently are take that to the bank

 

[El Floppo]

Only one thing is absolutely certain in this case--the plane will be found in the last place they look. Kind of like car keys....

Pluto?

No, Uranus.

so Christo was on to something here...