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MOP's rants about everything! (1 Viewer)

tony romo is from to the southwest of here in burlington which we used to call burlington coat factory after the store that is around these parts it has ok coats but heyi sort of buy most of my stuff at farm and barn or farm and fleet as the yups call it and an interesting fact is that there are both farm and fleets and also fleet farms up here your guess is as good as mine that is just how things go take that to the bank brohans

 
MOP, I'm going to level with you. I have mad respect for you because, even in my greatest heyday, my unintentional stupidity pales in respect to yours. Heck, you have an award named after you. But heed my words, my broseph from brosta rica. You're training too hard in this thread. It's not funny.

But this thread has pure gold from SWC and Studs. Accordingly, I'd petition to have the title changed to reflect SWC's presence. Too many people are missing out because they just want to ignore your crap.
Go play in traffic.

Thanks,

MGMT

 
Lot of things I was not prepared for today at school. I was filling out paperwork and then I started shadowing a couple classes then asked to sort of watch over a couple others where teachers were busy with other stuff.

-HFS are these kids sharper than you think. I got the whole scoop whether I wanted to hear it or not about the predecessor and the 8th graders breaking her and making her cry. What bothered me more is not the 8th grade animals but the fact these 7th graders knew what happened and then they started asking me questions I was not ready for.

-These kids have never seen a blue eyed Irishman in their life. I must have had 10 different girls try and compliment my eyes. "Thank You?" What am I supposed to say? And then is it normal for them to want to try and hug you at the end of class? I saw other teachers allowing it so I went with it but I'm not real comfortable with that yet, might need to put that in the rules or something. One teacher said if they are hugging you, off to a good start.

-I really was internally disappointed that the other teacher in my intensive math lab decided to undress a kid or make an example out of him for my benefit. I don't think the kid is bad at all, completely misunderstood. He is tall, puberty is got the best of him right now, face acne and whatnot, I asked everyone to make a name plate out of paper to put in front of them so I can learn their names…well he did his with a lot of flair and style, he is a good drawer. I felt bad because I know I can reach this kid thru art and drawing so I asked him to show me some of his work, he lit up immediately and started showing me character he created. They are really good, I started suggesting other characters to go with them and he just started free sketching for me. The I started showing him right angles and all the math going on in front of him he doesn't even think about.

The stern teacher came back and laid into him again for going around his orders with me…I just stayed quiet and took him to the side after class and said we were gonna work together to pull his grades up and please keep bringing me all the art. Other teacher said he is a real problem kid, I just don't read it that way at all. Enough of the magic moment.

HFS are these kids tough with the questions. "How long have you been teaching?" "Are you married?" "Do you have kids?" They peppered me with so many questions but I had some quick answers and told them we would get more into it on Tuesday. I wasn't even paid for doing anything today, was just supposed to be filling out paperwork.

-The 8th grade homeroom I will meet on Tue or Wed, this is the group that made the other teacher have a nervous breakdown. I'm a little worried but not that they will misbehave, just don't want to get into lengthy discussions about the previous teacher. On student said "Our teachers don't like us and leave us"... :(

-This is really hard, way too many different classes, hard to lesson plan for 8th grade math, US Hist, World Hist, intensive math lab…why not just have 1 teacher per subject, doesn't make any sense but I'll roll with it. The math lab though is a disaster. The kids just do handouts and loo at the computer screen, it's a total goof off class, no good.

Anyone said that I don't know what I am getting into, have no idea, you are frack'n right. I am gonna have to work so hard to stay on top and even if I can do a good job of classroom mgmt and get the kids to buy in, tons of paperwork that has to be completed.

-The teachers like to talk real dirty during the lunch break, the last teacher didn't fit in with them because she was appalled at the language they use away from the children. I just smiled and said I like a good dirty joke. Apparently the teachers in the upper grades like to blow off steam.

The K-5 teachers are way hotter than the 6-9th grade teachers. You guys think I'm odd but they have some goofball looking teachers in there. The guy in charge of the math has stringy braids pulled up in a little pony tail behind him. He's the one who cussed out the kid in front of me, I was not impressed. We'll see how it goes, he's a nice guy but he started at like 19 in the classroom and he's been teaching for 10-12 years already.

I'm in way over my head but I also met a guy, same exact story as me, said the 1st year was rough, said I'll get thru it and to just keep a positive attitude. I'm fracked.

 
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hey minestronie it sounds to me like you hung that art kid out to dry you got him to draw and then when the teach blasted him you wallflowered up wow man that is not the way of the brohan stand up for the guy and preserve your brohnor take that to the bank brohan

 
hey minestronie it sounds to me like you hung that art kid out to dry you got him to draw and then when the teach blasted him you wallflowered up wow man that is not the way of the brohan stand up for the guy and preserve your brohnor take that to the bank brohan
I don't have the same unbridled enthusiasm for your posts everyone else does. Do as you like but the whole bro thing, personally I don't connect with it.

 
hey minestronie it sounds to me like you hung that art kid out to dry you got him to draw and then when the teach blasted him you wallflowered up wow man that is not the way of the brohan stand up for the guy and preserve your brohnor take that to the bank brohan
I don't have the same unbridled enthusiasm for your posts everyone else does. Do as you like but the whole bro thing, personally I don't connect with it.
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hey minestronie it sounds to me like you hung that art kid out to dry you got him to draw and then when the teach blasted him you wallflowered up wow man that is not the way of the brohan stand up for the guy and preserve your brohnor take that to the bank brohan
I don't have the same unbridled enthusiasm for your posts everyone else does. Do as you like but the whole bro thing, personally I don't connect with it.
Super Upper Elite Tier
Suet?

 
hey minestronie it sounds to me like you hung that art kid out to dry you got him to draw and then when the teach blasted him you wallflowered up wow man that is not the way of the brohan stand up for the guy and preserve your brohnor take that to the bank brohan
I don't have the same unbridled enthusiasm for your posts everyone else does. Do as you like but the whole bro thing, personally I don't connect with it.
Super Upper Elite Tier II
 
its cool minister of pain i will leave it alone you keep on keeping on and i will vaminos amigo take to the bank and everyone lets get back to minister of pain take that to the bank brochachos swcer over and out of this here thread

 
its cool minister of pain i will leave it alone you keep on keeping on and i will vaminos amigo take to the bank and everyone lets get back to minister of pain take that to the bank brochachos swcer over and out of this here thread
Brosef, nobody wants you to leave the thread. In fact, if there was an SWC thread about nothing, I think it would turn into the place to be!

 
hey minestronie it sounds to me like you hung that art kid out to dry you got him to draw and then when the teach blasted him you wallflowered up wow man that is not the way of the brohan stand up for the guy and preserve your brohnor take that to the bank brohan
I don't have the same unbridled enthusiasm for your posts everyone else does. Do as you like but the whole bro thing, personally I don't connect with it.
Not liking his posts makes you look like Brozo the Clown! And you can take that to the bank, Dan Marinbro!
 
its cool minister of pain i will leave it alone you keep on keeping on and i will vaminos amigo take to the bank and everyone lets get back to minister of pain take that to the bank brochachos swcer over and out of this here thread
Brosef, nobody wants you to leave the thread. In fact, if there was an SWC thread about nothing, I think it would turn into the place to be!
Bro my god, it's simple math, less MOP and more SWC = a better FFA.
 
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its cool minister of pain i will leave it alone you keep on keeping on and i will vaminos amigo take to the bank and everyone lets get back to minister of pain take that to the bank brochachos swcer over and out of this here thread
The take away. OK you got me.

 
hey minestronie it sounds to me like you hung that art kid out to dry you got him to draw and then when the teach blasted him you wallflowered up wow man that is not the way of the brohan stand up for the guy and preserve your brohnor take that to the bank brohan
I don't have the same unbridled enthusiasm for your posts everyone else does. Do as you like but the whole bro thing, personally I don't connect with it.
Not liking his posts makes you look like Brozo the Clown! And you can take that to the bank, Dan Marinbro!
I was referencing Seinfeld

 
hey minestronie it sounds to me like you hung that art kid out to dry you got him to draw and then when the teach blasted him you wallflowered up wow man that is not the way of the brohan stand up for the guy and preserve your brohnor take that to the bank brohan
I don't have the same unbridled enthusiasm for your posts everyone else does. Do as you like but the whole bro thing, personally I don't connect with it.
Not liking his posts makes you look like Brozo the Clown! And you can take that to the bank, Dan Marinbro!
I was referencing Seinfeld
I don't care George Brostanza!
 
Ministry of Pain said:
HFS are these kids tough with the questions. "How long have you been teaching?" "Are you married?" "Do you have kids?" They peppered me with so many questions but I had some quick answers and told them we would get more into it on Tuesday.
Muldoon: They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out. That's why we have to feed them like this. She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came.

Dr. Ellie Sattler: But the fences are electrified though, right?

Muldoon: That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.

 
its cool minister of pain i will leave it alone you keep on keeping on and i will vaminos amigo take to the bank and everyone lets get back to minister of pain take that to the bank brochachos swcer over and out of this here thread
Bro wait.....

 
Ministry of Pain said:
HFS are these kids tough with the questions. "How long have you been teaching?" "Are you married?" "Do you have kids?" They peppered me with so many questions but I had some quick answers and told them we would get more into it on Tuesday.
Muldoon: They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out. That's why we have to feed them like this. She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came.

Dr. Ellie Sattler: But the fences are electrified though, right?

Muldoon: That's right, but they never attack the same place twice. They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.
About sums it up

 
You're going to be eaten alive
No he's not.

Those kids would destroy anyone who actually wants to help kids. They're the type that would take a second-year Education co-ed and have her switching her major to Art History by lunch. They'd break any person who went in there trying to give them any boost in life.

That's not MOP. MOP is going to walk in there and know, from the beginning, he doesn't care. He's looking to punch a clock and pick up a check and go home. He knows he's a babysitter and he has no illusions about improving their lives or being their hero or anything. He knows he can do the absolute minimum and skate by with it.

They're not going to eat him alive. He'll give a solid effort for a few hours, maybe even a full day or two, but check the class a week later and he'll be at the front of it, sitting at his desk reading a magazine. They'll never get the better of him because he's not going to give them more than zero.
A lot of schools down south are very desperate. They don't pay well, have tough groups of kids (lots of low income and ESL). Nobody wants to work there. There aren't enough teachers being produced in the area and the good ones want to work in wealthier districts. When I graduated from Eastern Michigan College of Ed, we had a job fair. There were dozens of schools from Florida, Georgia, Carolinas, etc. that were recruiting and some that were able to offer jobs on the spot. Some offered a furnished apartment, a car, etc. I had a friend take one of those deals (free place, car) in Hawaii. She was miserable. The school was a nightmare, all islanders that had no interest in being taught by white people, hostile parents, kids would disappear for weeks at a time. The apartment was a dive, but the car was ok. She did not renew her contract.

 
Been doing a crash course of all the online resources for classroom management, eye-opening to say the least.

-When I was there shadowing for a while on Friday I witnessed teachers berating students on a couple of occasions. I don't know the back story so I shouldn't judge BUT I can say that after running thru a lot of sites devoted to this very topic…not 1 of them does it mention that screaming or berating a kid is a good idea. In fact it pretty much says you are a loser if you lose your temper. I am determined to have a set of classroom rules they can abide by and I also want to show these students on the 1st day exactly what is acceptable and not acceptable. We might be going over the rules and behavioral expectations the entire 1st day I have them. We likely won't even open the textbooks. If I don't have order in that classroom they aren't gonna hear anything I have to teach them anyways.

-I have a confession to make. I have always loved going to buy school supplies. I love buying Pilot G2 .5mm pens by the case. All the red ink pens, poster board for my class, even when I am not in school or teaching I love office supplies. I always at work would load my desk up with anything I could find, any little things I could buy to enhance the desk. It's lame I know but there's something about a desk with gobs of awesome pens and markers in them.

-A lot of incredible things are happening at once, my estranged younger brother called me up over the weekend and we had a very long discussion. I was sorta shocked to hear from him. My wife hates him and thinks I should not give him the time of day…mostly because of the way he has treated me over the years so she is just looking out for me but it makes it even harder trying to keep a relationship with him. I told her to let it go and let me handle it.

Jet Pizza ROCKS! It's everything you wish Dom/PH/PJ was, and it actually reminds you of when those sorry places were actually good. Domino's in the 80s was actually tasty when they were trying to prove themselves. Jet only has 1 location down here in Ft.Laud and I don't go there frequently but I did over the weekend and they have an 8 corner deep dish, add in the turbo crust and yummy! They actually cook the pizza the way I like, golden brown, nothing worse than an undercooked pizza with white mozzarella, I like it golden brown. I notice that it's a chain and they seem to be in the MidWest and parts of the South. Anyone else had it?

Hope everyone is enjoying their day off.

 
-These kids have never seen a blue eyed Irishman in their life. I must have had 10 different girls try and compliment my eyes. "Thank You?" What am I supposed to say? And then is it normal for them to want to try and hug you at the end of class? I saw other teachers allowing it so I went with it but I'm not real comfortable with that yet, might need to put that in the rules or something. One teacher said if they are hugging you, off to a good start.
I'll say.

 
-These kids have never seen a blue eyed Irishman in their life. I must have had 10 different girls try and compliment my eyes. "Thank You?" What am I supposed to say? And then is it normal for them to want to try and hug you at the end of class? I saw other teachers allowing it so I went with it but I'm not real comfortable with that yet, might need to put that in the rules or something. One teacher said if they are hugging you, off to a good start.
I'll say.
On Tuesday though I want to set some ground rules. We're gonna go with fist bumps, hi-5s will work, maybe a hug on the last day of the year. I'm not comfortable with it in the beginning, don't want to send the wrong message.

 
-A lot of incredible things are happening at once, my estranged younger brother called me up over the weekend and we had a very long discussion. I was sorta shocked to hear from him. My wife hates him and thinks I should not give him the time of day…mostly because of the way he has treated me over the years so she is just looking out for me but it makes it even harder trying to keep a relationship with him. I told her to let it go and let me handle it.
Women often have a knack for being right about that kind of thing, but still, family is family. I can see where that would be a soft spot for you. I say proceed with extremely cautious optimism. Maybe he's growing up and realizing his past mistakes.

 
-A lot of incredible things are happening at once, my estranged younger brother called me up over the weekend and we had a very long discussion. I was sorta shocked to hear from him. My wife hates him and thinks I should not give him the time of day…mostly because of the way he has treated me over the years so she is just looking out for me but it makes it even harder trying to keep a relationship with him. I told her to let it go and let me handle it.
Women often have a knack for being right about that kind of thing, but still, family is family. I can see where that would be a soft spot for you. I say proceed with extremely cautious optimism. Maybe he's growing up and realizing his past mistakes.
Our parents both passed from cancer and it was really horrific towards the end. He was my father's caretaker the last few weeks he was alive. I was talking with my father everyday from the time he was diagnosed over a long and arduous 5 year journey and then my brother was away that whole time, he pops up towards the end and I was truly grateful he did. But those final 2-3 weeks, my brother thinks he knew my father better than anyone and of course he wasn't there for many years, so it's just a hard pill to swallow and he didn't appreciate the way I handled my father passing. And it goes a lot deeper but that's good enough for in here today.

Time heals all wounds as they say, sometimes that statement is not true but it's been a while now, maybe it's just the right time like so many other things going on. Maybe it was me, in fact I prefer to just assume it is and move forward. Holding a grudge as I have learned the hard way only hurts me. Now there ARE incredibly good reasons to hold a grudge but ultimately you are hurting yourself.

Good to hear from you Colonel

 
Ministry of Pain said:
Been doing a crash course of all the online resources for classroom management, eye-opening to say the least.

-When I was there shadowing for a while on Friday I witnessed teachers berating students on a couple of occasions. I don't know the back story so I shouldn't judge BUT I can say that after running thru a lot of sites devoted to this very topic…not 1 of them does it mention that screaming or berating a kid is a good idea. In fact it pretty much says you are a loser if you lose your temper. I am determined to have a set of classroom rules they can abide by and I also want to show these students on the 1st day exactly what is acceptable and not acceptable. We might be going over the rules and behavioral expectations the entire 1st day I have them. We likely won't even open the textbooks. If I don't have order in that classroom they aren't gonna hear anything I have to teach them anyways.

-I have a confession to make. I have always loved going to buy school supplies. I love buying Pilot G2 .5mm pens by the case. All the red ink pens, poster board for my class, even when I am not in school or teaching I love office supplies. I always at work would load my desk up with anything I could find, any little things I could buy to enhance the desk. It's lame I know but there's something about a desk with gobs of awesome pens and markers in them.

-A lot of incredible things are happening at once, my estranged younger brother called me up over the weekend and we had a very long discussion. I was sorta shocked to hear from him. My wife hates him and thinks I should not give him the time of day…mostly because of the way he has treated me over the years so she is just looking out for me but it makes it even harder trying to keep a relationship with him. I told her to let it go and let me handle it.

Jet Pizza ROCKS! It's everything you wish Dom/PH/PJ was, and it actually reminds you of when those sorry places were actually good. Domino's in the 80s was actually tasty when they were trying to prove themselves. Jet only has 1 location down here in Ft.Laud and I don't go there frequently but I did over the weekend and they have an 8 corner deep dish, add in the turbo crust and yummy! They actually cook the pizza the way I like, golden brown, nothing worse than an undercooked pizza with white mozzarella, I like it golden brown. I notice that it's a chain and they seem to be in the MidWest and parts of the South. Anyone else had it?

Hope everyone is enjoying their day off.
Jets is by far one of my favorites. Never tried a round pizza because the deep dish is so good. You should get the all meat pizza sometime. It is ridiculously good, though you should only have it once a year due to the grease intake. I always get an order of their jets bread which is really awesome also :thumbup:

 
Ministry of Pain said:
Been doing a crash course of all the online resources for classroom management, eye-opening to say the least.

-When I was there shadowing for a while on Friday I witnessed teachers berating students on a couple of occasions. I don't know the back story so I shouldn't judge BUT I can say that after running thru a lot of sites devoted to this very topic…not 1 of them does it mention that screaming or berating a kid is a good idea. In fact it pretty much says you are a loser if you lose your temper. I am determined to have a set of classroom rules they can abide by and I also want to show these students on the 1st day exactly what is acceptable and not acceptable. We might be going over the rules and behavioral expectations the entire 1st day I have them. We likely won't even open the textbooks. If I don't have order in that classroom they aren't gonna hear anything I have to teach them anyways.
Since you've acknowledged you have a temper, it's good to see you're trying to do this positively. Kids need boundaries and this appears to be a first step.

If you can find another teacher that would be willing to mentor you as you move into this, it would probably help you a lot.

 
Ministry of Pain said:
cstu said:
-These kids have never seen a blue eyed Irishman in their life. I must have had 10 different girls try and compliment my eyes. "Thank You?" What am I supposed to say? And then is it normal for them to want to try and hug you at the end of class? I saw other teachers allowing it so I went with it but I'm not real comfortable with that yet, might need to put that in the rules or something. One teacher said if they are hugging you, off to a good start.
I'll say.
On Tuesday though I want to set some ground rules. We're gonna go with fist bumps, hi-5s will work, maybe a hug on the last day of the year. I'm not comfortable with it in the beginning, don't want to send the wrong message.
Do not touch the children MOP. My wife works in school administration, once a year she seems to have to deal with issues/allegations around inappropriate touching by male staff with female students - even though it was innocuous on the part of the staff, particularly hugs. It can get nasty.

 
"So for our pizza party this little ####stick wanted to order the two mediums for $9.99, so I slapped him and made him order the large."

 
Here is how the first day went. We have a home room from 8:45-8:55 roughly, kids are coming in from all over, 1st class starts around 9 AM. The classes M-Th are almost 2 hours a clip which I find to be excruciatingly long for 7th and 8th graders. Heck, I need a break at some point just to come up for air.

I did not allow any students to come into my classroom at 8:30 like they tend to do. These 8th graders I had lined up outside my classroom even as other students from other grades were walking by. They looked shocked. I had them line up on both sides of the hall with a shoulder touching the wall, very thin hall to boot so I've got 44 kids lined up. I do have a co-teacher for this group, in fact she teaches English Lit and that was the agenda today. I get the same 44 for my math class tomorrow-(Frackin Geometry). OK so I chilled them out with some small talk about their weekend and then I sort of laid it out how I want them to enter the class ready to learn and in an orderly fashion. These 44 children marched into the class and sat down…the teacher who watched the one before me have a nervous breakdown, I thought her jaw was gonna hit the floor.

I went over my little 4 rules and the consequences and immediately handed out a consequence(verbal warning) to the 1st kid that broke the rule. It turned out to be 1 of the 2 appointees in the class who re supposed to be the model citizens, that got their attention real quick. The English Lit teacher took over at 9 AM, they did Tell Tale by Poe and I pretty much can work on my lesson plans or if I am needed step in and handle some of the kids who might be acting up. We did have to give a couple timeouts. I did not raise my voice but went outside and had a very logical conversation and just let them know we were not gonna have these issues in class anymore.

I kept driving the point home all day that I am there to protect every student's right to learn. If you inhibit that process in any way than I have to correct that. It's not personal, I'm not mad, it's your choice how you want to behave but understand you won't stop this classroom from learning or me from teaching.

That 1st class overall was pretty good.

Class #2 is in what is called the loft above the cafeteria. They cram 25 kids into a broom closet and expect me to teach US History by myself. I played it cool but we have some real issues in there. It went OK but I fear the 9th graders in the same room tomorrow, THE N19.

Class #3 was the intensive math lab for 7th grade. None of the kids are bad and many of them take the class because they don't like the art teacher or any of the other electives they could sign up for so I actually have a few math nerds in there. Again a simple lining up outside as they were coming in from lunch, a couple verbal warnings and overall that class was a breeze compared to the 8th grade US History class.

It bugs me because I know I am most qualified for the history classes and unfortunately those are gonna be my toughest because of the cramped space, age of the kids, its just a mess. These kids have done all of 3 chapters out of their US History books and have not even gotten to George Washington being elected, just sad. That class had 1 kid that really made a horrible impression on me. I am able to deal with the talkers and those that have the ants in the pants syndrome but this turdmonster decided to play the Spanish card and tell me he can't really speak English which was a lie because he was talking to others. I gave him a verbal, a timeout, even went outside with him for a couple minutes and got him to agree to work with me and then he just started talking again in class and being disruptive. So that's gonna be a challenge but I think I can get him in line eventually, might need a phone call home.

My beef is with the administration who opted to give me no lesson plans, no information where things were left off, very poor organization. I had to beg one of the math teachers to help me and he says "This is my stuff that I have collected over the last 10 years and blah blah blah"…I said to him "Well let's keep it locked up in the trunk so none of the students can benefit from it." Took him all of 10 seconds to finally forward me everything I need. I understand he probably didn't have anyone help him at first but that's no way to treat someone coming in cold with little to no teaching experience, you're only hurting the kids. He teaches 7th and 9th grade math so we are supposed to be on the same team. I also would have liked the principal to visit the classrooms and just sort of give me a positive reinforcement to the kids and let them know we are serious about them learning.

Overall though I loved it and I can see it is gonna be a lot of work. Did stop off for 2 drafts on the way home :) I needed 'em.

 
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Here is how the first day went. We have a home room from 8:45-8:55 roughly, kids are coming in from all over, 1st class starts around 9 AM. The classes M-Th are almost 2 hours a clip which I find to be excruciatingly long for 7th and 8th graders. Heck, I need a break at some point just to come up for air.

I did not allow any students to come into my classroom at 8:30 like they tend to do. These 8th graders I had lined up outside my classroom even as other students from other grades were walking by. They looked shocked. I had them line up on both sides of the hall with a shoulder touching the wall, very thin hall to boot so I've got 44 kids lined up. I do have a co-teacher for this group, in fact she teaches English Lit and that was the agenda today. I get the same 44 for my math class tomorrow-(Frackin Geometry). OK so I chilled them out with some small talk about their weekend and then I sort of laid it out how I want them to enter the class ready to learn and in an orderly fashion. These 44 children marched into the class and sat downthe teacher who watched the one before me have a nervous breakdown, I thought her jaw was gonna hit the floor.

I went over my little 4 rules and the consequences and immediately handed out a consequence(verbal warning) to the 1st kid that broke the rule. It turned out to be 1 of the 2 appointees in the class who re supposed to be the model citizens, that got their attention real quick. The English Lit teacher took over at 9 AM, they did Tell Tale by Poe and I pretty much can work on my lesson plans or if I am needed step in and handle some of the kids who might be acting up. We did have to give a couple timeouts. I did not raise my voice but went outside and had a very logical conversation and just let them know we were not gonna have these issues in class anymore.

I kept driving the point home all day that I am there to protect every student's right to learn. If you inhibit that process in any way than I have to correct that. It's not personal, I'm not mad, it's your choice how you want to behave but understand you won't stop this classroom from learning or me from teaching.

That 1st class overall was pretty good.

Class #2 is in what is called the loft above the cafeteria. They cram 25 kids into a broom closet and expect me to teach US History by myself. I played it cool but we have some real issues in there. It went OK but I fear the 9th graders in the same room tomorrow, THE N19.

Class #3 was the intensive math lab for 7th grade. None of the kids are bad and many of them take the class because they don't like the art teacher or any of the other electives they could sign up for so I actually have a few math nerds in there. Again a simple lining up outside as they were coming in from lunch, a couple verbal warnings and overall that class was a breeze compared to the 8th grade US History class.

It bugs me because I know I am most qualified for the history classes and unfortunately those are gonna be my toughest because of the cramped space, age of the kids, its just a mess. These kids have done all of 3 chapters out of their US History books and have not even gotten to George Washington being elected, just sad. That class had 1 kid that really made a horrible impression on me. I am able to deal with the talkers and those that have the ants in the pants syndrome but this turdmonster decided to play the Spanish card and tell me he can't really speak English which was a lie because he was talking to others. I gave him a verbal, a timeout, even went outside with him for a couple minutes and got him to agree to work with me and then he just started talking again in class and being disruptive. So that's gonna be a challenge but I think I can get him in line eventually, might need a phone call home.

My beef is with the administration who opted to give me no lesson plans, no information where things were left off, very poor organization. I had to beg one of the math teachers to help me and he says "This is my stuff that I have collected over the last 10 years and blah blah blah"I said to him "Well let's keep it locked up in the trunk so none of the students can benefit from it." Took him all of 10 seconds to finally forward me everything I need. I understand he probably didn't have anyone help him at first but that's no way to treat someone coming in cold with little to no teaching experience, you're only hurting the kids. He teaches 7th and 9th grade math so we are supposed to be on the same team. I also would have liked the principal to visit the classrooms and just sort of give me a positive reinforcement to the kids and let them know we are serious about them learning.

Overall though I loved it and I can see it is gonna be a lot of work. Did stop off for 2 drafts on the way home :) I needed 'em.
tl;dr Anyway, can you please PM me and let me know when SWC posts in here again? Otherwise, I see no reason to check in this thread. TIA.

 
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is this for real? There is a school so desperate they hire MoP to teach multiple subjects with little or no teaching experience and absolutely no guidance. This has to be the biggest cluster #### ever. I mean good luck and all, but you need some kind of lesson planning setup for the rest of the year. And even getting past all of that, it would be a miracle if MoP does not fly off the handle at several of these kids.

 

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