Need Your Opinion on Kate Beckinsale (1 Viewer)

[Clayton Gray]

Well?

 

[17seconds]

she's quite comely, yes

 

[dparker713]

This is the stupidest poll in the history of these boards.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hotter than 10,000 suns.

 

[mad sweeney]

This is the stupidest poll in the history of these boards.

And dumbest question ever asked. Yet there will still be people voting no...

 

[-jb-]

Her onion is off the charts

 

[tdoss]

Did someone just have a stroke?

 

[Brunell4MVP]

the person that votes no to this poll better be married to giselle.

 

[Tom Servo]

Hotter than 10,000,000 suns.

Fixed

 

[DocHolliday]

This is the stupidest poll in the history of these boards.

Never anything stupid about thinking about Kate. Her hotness is not discussed enough.

 

[AcerFC]

She is near perfection in that remote control adam sandler movie

Agree on the worst pole ever

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Well past her prime but still hot

 

[Angry Beavers]

Is this where you tell us she's really a dood? Cause otherwise I am not sure this is really a question.....

 

[3C's]

is this a trick question?

 

[SpaceBat]

She's one of the perfect ones, like Diane Lane (fine symmetry of excellent features, with mild, authentic personalities) who evince more warmth than fire. The heat is in the quirks, man.

 

[McGarnicle]

Would blast her into next week.

 

[3C's]

Wow, consensus. Shut it down!

 

[Fennis]

She is near perfection in that remote control adam sandler movieAgree on the worst pole ever

She is as perfect as having a remote control during an adam sandler movie.

 

[belljr]

was a late bloomer, the movie brokedown palace she was i think 24 and looked real young....definitely hotsor

 

[Witz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCS_IOkRGu0

You're welcome.

 

[ntz08]

voted no because 'good looking' does not do her justice.

 

[NCCommish]

Very hot, has long been a personal favorite.

 

[HughHoney]

the person that votes no to this poll better be married to giselle.

I don't think Giselle can even touch Kate. Kate by a mile.

 

[HughHoney]

100-1 now. Good job on figuring out a question that was as close to a shutout as possible.

 

[The Kuhn]

Her only flaw is marrying one of the biggest douches in Hollywood.

 

[Fennis]

Her only flaw is marrying one of the biggest douches in Hollywood.

she married Tom Hanks?

 

[Dentist]

9.5/10 would bang

 

[mad sweeney]

Her only flaw is marrying one of the biggest douches in Hollywood.

she married Tom Hanks?

When did he become a #####? I've always heard good things about him from friends that have worked with him and he doesn't get negative press that I've seen

 

[Fennis]

Her only flaw is marrying one of the biggest douches in Hollywood.

she married Tom Hanks?

When did he become a #####? I've always heard good things about him from friends that have worked with him and he doesn't get negative press that I've seen

Tom Hanks is like the nicest guy in Hollywood, just seemed like it belonged in a thread asking if Kate Beckinsale is hot.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Solid offdee 7.5

 

[offdee]

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

 

[BlueDredSo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCS_IOkRGu0

You're welcome.

I would need a roll of duct tape to make it through that yoga class.ETA: Yes, I am talking about having to tape my wiener down.

(In AT&T guy voice) "I follow you"

 

[dparker713]

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

As if we needed more evidence that offdee should not be in charge of his namesake scale.

 

[jamny]

You're going to change it to Tanning Mom once we all voted/commented, right?

 

[fred_1_15301]

Good to see that 99.27% of FBGs are straight

 

[badmojo1006]

Which troll voted no?

 

[sho nuff]

I think someone needs to turn in their penis for voting no.

Or turn yours in for having to ask.

 

[bryhamm]

This is the stupidest poll in the history of these boards.

And dumbest question ever asked. Yet there will still be people voting no...

Maybe it's a way to weed out the dumb####s. Anyone who votes no will be perma-banned.

 

[offdee]

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

As if we needed more evidence that offdee should not be in charge of his namesake scale.

What’s there to disagree with here?

She’ll be 40 years old in two months so getting a 9 at that age is pretty amazing. She’s incredibly hot, but she’s not perfect. Grow some full C’s up top and we can talk about sniffing 10 territory.

Or do you think she's less than a 9?

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Well past her prime but still hot

Notsofastmyfriend. Screaming hot, she's 39 and still red lining the odometer.

 

[Clayton Gray]

100-1 now. Good job on figuring out a question that was as close to a shutout as possible.

This is what I was going for. Should have made the pole public.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

What really pisses me off about her and all the other hot English broads in show business is...you won't find anything that comes close in general population in the UK. If you're hot you pretty much have to go into show business because England produces so many ugly broads.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Well past her prime but still hot

Notsofastmyfriend. Screaming hot, she's 39 and still red lining the odometer.

Did you mean tachometer?

 

[General Malaise]

What really pisses me off about her and all the other hot English broads in show business is...you won't find anything that comes close in general population in the UK. If you're hot you pretty much have to go into show business because England produces so many ugly broads.

So I can mark England off my bucket list?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

What really pisses me off about her and all the other hot English broads in show business is...you won't find anything that comes close in general population in the UK. If you're hot you pretty much have to go into show business because England produces so many ugly broads.

So I can mark England off my bucket list?

Lots of Hank Hill butt on that island, and I'm not talking about the dudes!!!!

 

[dparker713]

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

As if we needed more evidence that offdee should not be in charge of his namesake scale.

What’s there to disagree with here?

She’ll be 40 years old in two months so getting a 9 at that age is pretty amazing. She’s incredibly hot, but she’s not perfect. Grow some full C’s up top and we can talk about sniffing 10 territory.

Or do you think she's less than a 9?

Too much credit for body, not enough credit for face. Its a systematic problem with your rankings.

 

[Abraham]

This is the stupidest poll in the history of these boards.

Mdoubtful.

 

[offdee]

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

As if we needed more evidence that offdee should not be in charge of his namesake scale.

What’s there to disagree with here?

She’ll be 40 years old in two months so getting a 9 at that age is pretty amazing. She’s incredibly hot, but she’s not perfect. Grow some full C’s up top and we can talk about sniffing 10 territory.

Or do you think she's less than a 9?

Too much credit for body, not enough credit for face. Its a systematic problem with your rankings.

Not true. It's a face and body combination scale which is how it should be. If your body is not as good as the face than the official number is downgraded accordingly to severity (and vice versa)

You haven't answered the question...what do you rank Beckinsale on the scale?

From your response I take it you think she's a 10. She's close but she's not quite here....

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png

 

[flapgreen]

Someone should start a thread about all-time worst polls. I nominate this one.

 

[Spike]

Still #1 all-time for me.

Literally without flaw.

Add in that voice?