Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[SuperAwesomeDude]

So I'm not a vodka guy butthis black cherry Smirnoff if mighty fine

Yuuummmmmmmmm! Did you mix it with coke?

Think this is sprite, other option was coke zero.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just for the record, I've been drunk 6 days a week for the past two months.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BTW, vodka + Red Bull + Green Tea = Awesomeness

Seriously, it's made me swear off liquor like five times this month alone. And it's only the 7th.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Just for the record, I've been drunk 6 days a week for the past two months.

And you didn't post here...why?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I love my mother. We went to the zoo today with the grandkids. Carried in 2 cases of beer and she was drinking faster than I was. Got back to my house and she asks for some B&B

Pretty sure my 65 year old mother was smashed today.

 

[kevzilla]

Well, it is her special day.

Homer>what do you do the other day of the week? :softball:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well, it is her special day.

Homer>what do you do the other day of the week? :softball:

It would be ironic if he actually played softball that day

 

[YSR]

I primed 7 doors then and painted 3.5 of them today. Somehow I managed to get a cold bottle of wine in over the course of the day. Made it easier. Dinner tonight at a shack nearby that has the freshest seafood you can ask for. Home to iron dress clothes for fiance. . Think it's time to go to bed.

I get married in 5 days.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I primed 7 doors then and painted 3.5 of them today. Somehow I managed to get a cold bottle of wine in over the course of the day. Made it easier. Dinner tonight at a shack nearby that has the freshest seafood you can ask for. Home to iron dress clothes for fiance. . Think it's time to go to bed.I get married in 5 days.

Streaming?

 

[YSR]

I primed 7 doors then and painted 3.5 of them today. Somehow I managed to get a cold bottle of wine in over the course of the day. Made it easier. Dinner tonight at a shack nearby that has the freshest seafood you can ask for. Home to iron dress clothes for fiance. . Think it's time to go to bed.I get married in 5 days.

Streaming?

Which part?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I primed 7 doors then and painted 3.5 of them today. Somehow I managed to get a cold bottle of wine in over the course of the day. Made it easier. Dinner tonight at a shack nearby that has the freshest seafood you can ask for. Home to iron dress clothes for fiance. . Think it's time to go to bed.I get married in 5 days.

Streaming?

Which part?

Yes

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So anyways, I feel like this thread needs a revitalization. I have been part of the downfall, as I haven't participated much lately. I won't be here many weekends in the next few months but I'll be here on Monday and Wednesday evenings after softball. I hope to bring back the weekday drunk thread. Theres nothing like going into work, hungover still drunk, and forgetting what garbage was posted the previous evening.

 

[flapgreen]

I hope someone puts a bullet in Bynum.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I hope someone puts a bullet in Bynum.

None of that NBA #### in here please, sir. There's a thread fro that. This is where we talk about hammering beers at the zoo on Mothers daySo we're watching the zebras. A bi-racial couple walks up next to us and my nephew says "HEY! Uncle Matt! Those guys are zebras right?"Me - :shuked:Him - "Black and white, right?"

 

[flapgreen]

I hope someone puts a bullet in Bynum.

None of that NBA #### in here please, sir. There's a thread fro that. This is where we talk about hammering beers at the zoo on Mothers daySo we're watching the zebras. A bi-racial couple walks up next to us and my nephew says "HEY! Uncle Matt! Those guys are zebras right?"Me - :shuked:Him - "Black and white, right?"

But I can't say I hope someone takes a bullet outside of here. Understood, though.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I hope someone puts a bullet in Bynum.

None of that NBA #### in here please, sir. There's a thread fro that. This is where we talk about hammering beers at the zoo on Mothers daySo we're watching the zebras. A bi-racial couple walks up next to us and my nephew says "HEY! Uncle Matt! Those guys are zebras right?"Me - :shuked:Him - "Black and white, right?"

But I can't say I hope someone takes a bullet outside of here. Understood, though.

Yes, yes you can

 

[flapgreen]

I hope someone puts a bullet in Bynum.

None of that NBA #### in here please, sir. There's a thread fro that. This is where we talk about hammering beers at the zoo on Mothers daySo we're watching the zebras. A bi-racial couple walks up next to us and my nephew says "HEY! Uncle Matt! Those guys are zebras right?"Me - :shuked:Him - "Black and white, right?"

But I can't say I hope someone takes a bullet outside of here. Understood, though.

Yes, yes you can

Alright alright. You just made me take 2 Ambiens. Happy?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I hope someone puts a bullet in Bynum.

None of that NBA #### in here please, sir. There's a thread fro that. This is where we talk about hammering beers at the zoo on Mothers daySo we're watching the zebras. A bi-racial couple walks up next to us and my nephew says "HEY! Uncle Matt! Those guys are zebras right?"Me - :shuked:Him - "Black and white, right?"

But I can't say I hope someone takes a bullet outside of here. Understood, though.

Yes, yes you can

Alright alright. You just made me take 2 Ambiens. Happy?

Yes?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

80085

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yes, 80085 is a good post

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

not one freaking place is open for food at this hour. This sucks balls

 

[kevzilla]

Release the Kracken!TM

 

[Frostillicus]

fart

 

[Tecumseh]

This is my semi-annual check n. I don't drink often, but when I do, I mean it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In!

Almost done with a bottle of Turley Old Vine zin.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just for the record, I've been drunk 6 days a week for the past two months.

And you didn't post here...why?

Cause I'm a dickbag?

 

[kevzilla]

Vicodin and Kracken. Ask for them by name.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My liver hates me

 

[kevzilla]

The liver is evil and must be punished

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

The liver is evil and must be punished

I love punishing my liver on a Wednesday

 

[kevzilla]

Not getting smashed tonight, just a couple of cocktails before bed.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Not getting smashed tonight, just a couple of cocktails before bed.

More power to you. I have an early conference call that is going to suck balls.

 

[TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC]

Somebod going to eat a pile if #### tonite.

 

[Gadzooks]

I've been taking Nyquil the last 6 nights in a row. Feel better today and will be moving from the medicine cabinet to the liquor cabinet. Unless I get lucky tonight and provide some poor female with 10 minutes of average secks, I plan to be at a maximum level of drunken idiocy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've been taking Nyquil the last 6 nights in a row. Feel better today and will be moving from the medicine cabinet to the liquor cabinet. Unless I get lucky tonight and provide some poor female with 10 minutes of average secks, I plan to be at a maximum level of drunken idiocy.

IN!and you forgt the freeze pops

 

[kevzilla]

Bump for Gadzooks.

Really going through the black rum these days.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

I'm on Hydrocodone. Can I play?

 

[kevzilla]

I'm on Hydrocodone. Can I play?

Alcohol may intensify effect. But to answer your question, sure.

 

[Gadzooks]

I get in here and this thread is at the top of page... Thats what i'm talking about. Boobies!

 

[Gadzooks]

I've been taking Nyquil the last 6 nights in a row. Feel better today and will be moving from the medicine cabinet to the liquor cabinet. Unless I get lucky tonight and provide some poor female with 10 minutes of average secks, I plan to be at a maximum level of drunken idiocy.

IN!and you forgt the freeze pops

Come an get your freeze pop!!!

 

[kevzilla]

There he is.

 

[Gadzooks]

There he is.

I hope after we all die tomorroow, there we still be internet access whereever we are.

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm on Hydrocodone. Can I play?

Alcohol may intensify effect. But to answer your question, sure.

I'm in.

 

[Gadzooks]

You know whats great about facebook. Is that my 20 year old cousin is on the dance or cheerleading team at her college and she posts zillions of pics of her teammates every week when they got all hookerdressed and went out partying. Course i'm not looking at my cousin just all her hot friends. I feel creepy but i feel so right. You know.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Course i'm not looking at my cousin just all her hot friends.

Sure.

 

[Gadzooks]

Course i'm not looking at my cousin just all her hot friends.

Sure.

It's always by accident.

 

[kevzilla]

People used to marry their cousins all the time. It's no problem.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

HEY LOOK AT ME I SPENT THE NIGHT IN A SUITE AT THE BREWERS GAME!!!1Juan!wun!1

14 innings. They don't cut you off after the 7th in the suites like they do the dirty plebes in the common sections. They might put the booze in a cabinet, but they don't lock it until the game is over. 14 innings.

Pulling on a bottle of bacardi with the onwer of the suite after Prince hit a walkoff homeurn = good times for all.

I gave him my business card 3 times

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

There's some good commentary in professional wrestling (sports entertainment ) these days. But nothing gets better than Macho Man turning down a $500,000 for a centerfold in a "womens' magazine" that Burt Reynolds turned down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr_ehvSPynw&t=4m11s

And he puts Miss Elizabeth in her place.

Macho Man was the ####### bomb. I followed Hogan. But I loved Randy Macho Man Savage. RIP

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Its Friday and the "Great NFL Draft:, "Lawn Care TIps", "COD: Black Ops", "Build an NBA Franchise Draft" and "My son thinks he Eminem" threads are all above this after nearly 40 minutes?