Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Somebod going to eat a pile if #### tonite.

good;posting

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know whats great about facebook. Is that my 20 year old cousin is on the dance or cheerleading team at her college and she posts zillions of pics of her teammates every week when they got all hookerdressed and went out partying. Course i'm not looking at my cousin just all her hot friends. I feel creepy but i feel so right. You know.

My niece goes to Arizona State. She does the same thing. Niece is smokin hot, and therefore all her friends are smokin hot. Uncle Homer thoroughly enjoys her facebook page.And just fir the record, I'm only looking at the friends. As horrible as I am, I'm just stating an objective fact about the niece. But jebus, her friends are off the friggin charts!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

You know whats great about facebook. Is that my 20 year old cousin is on the dance or cheerleading team at her college and she posts zillions of pics of her teammates every week when they got all hookerdressed and went out partying. Course i'm not looking at my cousin just all her hot friends. I feel creepy but i feel so right. You know.

My niece goes to Arizona State. She does the same thing. Niece is smokin hot, and therefore all her friends are smokin hot. Uncle Homer thoroughly enjoys her facebook page.And just fir the record, I'm only looking at the friends. As horrible as I am, I'm just stating an objective fact about the niece. But jebus, her friends are off the friggin charts!

How ya doing GB? We've missed you in here

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know whats great about facebook. Is that my 20 year old cousin is on the dance or cheerleading team at her college and she posts zillions of pics of her teammates every week when they got all hookerdressed and went out partying. Course i'm not looking at my cousin just all her hot friends. I feel creepy but i feel so right. You know.

My niece goes to Arizona State. She does the same thing. Niece is smokin hot, and therefore all her friends are smokin hot. Uncle Homer thoroughly enjoys her facebook page.And just fir the record, I'm only looking at the friends. As horrible as I am, I'm just stating an objective fact about the niece. But jebus, her friends are off the friggin charts!

How ya doing GB? We've missed you in here

Hi buddy. I'm generally too drunk to post coherently. But I might start visiting more often.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Loving the high level of Gadzookiness though.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

You know whats great about facebook. Is that my 20 year old cousin is on the dance or cheerleading team at her college and she posts zillions of pics of her teammates every week when they got all hookerdressed and went out partying. Course i'm not looking at my cousin just all her hot friends. I feel creepy but i feel so right. You know.

My niece goes to Arizona State. She does the same thing. Niece is smokin hot, and therefore all her friends are smokin hot. Uncle Homer thoroughly enjoys her facebook page.And just fir the record, I'm only looking at the friends. As horrible as I am, I'm just stating an objective fact about the niece. But jebus, her friends are off the friggin charts!

How ya doing GB? We've missed you in here

Hi buddy. I'm generally too drunk to post coherently. But I might start visiting more often.

Zookness makes every thread betterSo why do you feel dirty? Get over it and do the deed

 

[Gordo]

Just got home from picking up a buddies Uncle from Detox. Made a road trip out of it. This thread seemed appropriate.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just got home from picking up a buddies Uncle from Detox. Made a road trip out of it. This thread seemed appropriate.

Did you pack a cooler?Am I a doosh for thinking I'd absolutely pack a cooler?

 

[Gadzooks]

You know whats great about facebook. Is that my 20 year old cousin is on the dance or cheerleading team at her college and she posts zillions of pics of her teammates every week when they got all hookerdressed and went out partying. Course i'm not looking at my cousin just all her hot friends. I feel creepy but i feel so right. You know.

My niece goes to Arizona State. She does the same thing. Niece is smokin hot, and therefore all her friends are smokin hot. Uncle Homer thoroughly enjoys her facebook page.And just fir the record, I'm only looking at the friends. As horrible as I am, I'm just stating an objective fact about the niece. But jebus, her friends are off the friggin charts!

Halloween is the new Christmas for me as there are usually about 100 pics from all the "costume partys" they attend. Also, I noticed that I'm able to view all the photos that her friends post as well even though I'm not friends with them. Facebook is a gift. My hangover this morning is far from a gift.

 

[Disco Stu]

For the record, I'm willing to look at both Gadzook's cousin and Homer's niece.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

For the record, I'm willing to look at both Gadzook's cousin and Homer's niece.

Good to know you're there for us, gb.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Headed to the track.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Bump for Binky

 

[urbanhack]

heyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

 

[Doctor Detroit]

heyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

Looking good Billy Ray.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

heyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

Looking good Billy Ray.

Salt is a pretty entertaining movie.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

heyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

Looking good Billy Ray.

Salt is a pretty entertaining movie.

My quote was from Trading Places.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

heyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

Looking good Billy Ray.

Salt is a pretty entertaining movie.

My quote was from Trading Places.

Oh. Ok. I was just sayin.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

heyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

Looking good Billy Ray.

Salt is a pretty entertaining movie.

My quote was from Trading Places.

Oh. Ok. I was just sayin.

I don't think I've seen it...

 

[Frostillicus]

heyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

Looking good Billy Ray.

Salt is a pretty entertaining movie.

My quote was from Trading Places.

Oh. Ok. I was just sayin.

I don't think I've seen it...

Yes! Dr. Detroit is in here. my one balck friend.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

heyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

Looking good Billy Ray.

Salt is a pretty entertaining movie.

My quote was from Trading Places.

Oh. Ok. I was just sayin.

I don't think I've seen it...

Pretty predictable but it had lots of action, for the sake of having lots of action. I was just in that kind of mood tonight I guess. And Jolie looks pretty decent. It could have been the booze but I was entertained for an hour and a half. Carry on

 

[Frostillicus]

heyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

Looking good Billy Ray.

Salt is a pretty entertaining movie.

My quote was from Trading Places.

Oh. Ok. I was just sayin.

I don't think I've seen it...

Yes! Dr. Detroit is in here. my one balck friend.

Wait 2. I mean 2.

 

[Frostillicus]

heyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

Looking good Billy Ray.

Salt is a pretty entertaining movie.

My quote was from Trading Places.

Oh. Ok. I was just sayin.

I don't think I've seen it...

Yes! Dr. Detroit is in here. my one balck friend.

Wait 2. I mean 2.

I wish we culd just delte posts. I could fix that but ufc, you guys.

 

[urbanhack]

DJ BRONG on the decks!

 

[whitem0nkey]

Lady gaga, new Hero.

Lady Gaga's loyal fans have been lined up for two days outside 30 Rock, trying to score tickets for Gaga's Saturday Night Live performance."Gaga sent everyone in line boxes of Dunkin' Donuts and Famiglia Pizza,". "She signed autographs and took pictures with them. Then on Friday she sent everyone coffee."

when did ace of base or the beatles do anything like that?

 

[urbanhack]

big fan!!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've been sucking down vodka drinks and shots And beers since 8 ocrock. Screwed around with a married chick. A 50 year old broad showed me her ####...which were spectacular, surprisingly enough. Had a teenager tell me she loves me. Almost made out with a girl who turned out to be the niece of my buddy who owns the bar I work at....I couldn't have run away fast enough. Went to another bar after I closed and got to play with the boobs of a smokin hot Puerto Rican chick for the low low cost of a shot and a dollar in the juke box. Got a hummer in my car from the Puerto Rican girl's friend (who wasn't nearly as hot) and literally didn't even know her name.

But honestly, besides the BJ, the best part of the night was the bartender priveleges I got at the 2nd bar. I walked in at 1:56, a good ten minutes after last call, and still got served 4 or 8 shots and several beers. Good times!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm gonna post that in the GM thread as well. Epic night for Homer J.

 

[Gadzooks]

Anyone else kiss a 75years old woman on the mouth tonight?? After a few drinks i can be dared into doing anything

 

[kevzilla]

Anyone else kiss a 75years old woman on the mouth tonight?? After a few drinks i can be dared into doing anything

More importantly, did your pants get tight?

 

[Frostillicus]

Anyone else kiss a 75years old woman on the mouth tonight??

Yes.

 

[TenTimes]

I'm here!! :waves:

 

[JbizzleMan]

If its 7AM and I'm still drunk, does a bloody Mary count as the hair of the dog?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone else kiss a 75years old woman on the mouth tonight??

Would six 11 year olds and one 9 year old count?

 

[UniAlias]

Hey

 

[sihaokills]

Anyone else kiss a 75years old woman on the mouth tonight??

Would six 11 year olds and one 9 year old count?

haha

 

[TenTimes]

Anyone else kiss a 75years old woman on the mouth tonight??

Would six 11 year olds and one 9 year old count?

9 years is what... 4th grade? Yea, I think they know how to count by then

 

[General Malaise]

lol

 

[Maggot Brain]

Been a while, but......IN

3 irish car bombs with 7 to go to win bet. Chasing with Yuengling, yum

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Drinking at airport bars gets pricy. I hope accounting looks the other way

PS Delayed until 1:20am. ETA in Milwaukee, 7:30am. I hope I can drink enough to pass out

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drinking at airport bars gets pricy. I hope accounting looks the other wayPS Delayed until 1:20am. ETA in Milwaukee, 7:30am. I hope I can drink enough to pass out

I have faith in you, GB.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Drinking at airport bars gets pricy. I hope accounting looks the other wayPS Delayed until 1:20am. ETA in Milwaukee, 7:30am. I hope I can drink enough to pass out

I have faith in you, GB.

:stretch:I'm going back in

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

$6/beer? This is highway robbery.

 

[kevzilla]

$6/beer? This is highway robbery.

Play the slots, they'll give them to you for free

 

[Thorn]

PS I will match Krista's offer. Any of you ####s that I like want to come to my place, lemme know. It's oceanfront. :chet:

 

[Thorn]

PPS I love omegle

 

[Thorn]

I dont know why but I kill myself with this

You: does you knew indian jantes?Stranger: NopeStranger: Why?You: she is from seattelYou: whereare you from?Stranger: Puerto RicoStranger: Far from itYou: ahStranger: Who is she?You: so you know jimmy ####s?You: she was my first girlfridnYour conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Champagne...watching F1 cars go by. 5 glasses in and it's only 2:30.

 

[TenTimes]

This

thread is on page 3was...

 

[YSR]

lame