Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)

[Gadzooks]

Spent all day cleaning and doing yard work. Half in the bag now and kinda tired. Fight through it?

Clearly marriage has broken your spirit. I'll try to always remember you the way you used to be.

 

[shamwow!]

I'm at some Irish bar with a GB that has like 40 beers on tap. I'm drinking Bud. I gotta go soon.

Time to spread your wings and fly. #baldteam

I was talking about you in a thread yesterday. Find it.I kind of feel like John Doe in Se7en.

It wasn't until right now that I learned that you either misspelled your user name or I've been mispronouncing it. Frost-ILL-ick-us?

 

[Gadzooks]

Frosty:Is Amanda really engaged, or did you make that up like that story about how you have a fancy car? Please give the answer that will make me happy. Lie if you have to.

I'm sorry good buddy, but she's engaged. I did, however, talk to her later on facebook where she told me how she didn't really feel all that happy or fulfilled and I told her about a friend of mine from the internet who liked toilets and alcohol and then we masturbated together so I don't think she's all that hooked on the whole engagement deal. I think if you quit your job and moved up here and lived with someone besides me you might be able to make things work.

This is what I was looking for. I love you. I assume her fiancee is that dooshy guy in her profile pic? (if you're friends with him then I meant to call him "cool" and not "dooshy")

 

[shamwow!]

Shamwowza:I never mailed your wedding prizes. But thats good because I have new schtick stuff to add to it. Be ready and say hi to your dog for me.

 

[shamwow!]

Spent all day cleaning and doing yard work. Half in the bag now and kinda tired. Fight through it?

Clearly marriage has broken your spirit. I'll try to always remember you the way you used to be.

You sonuva.....

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm at some Irish bar with a GB that has like 40 beers on tap. I'm drinking Bud. I gotta go soon.

Time to spread your wings and fly. #baldteam

I was talking about you in a thread yesterday. Find it.I kind of feel like John Doe in Se7en.

It wasn't until right now that I learned that you either misspelled your user name or I've been mispronouncing it. Frost-ILL-ick-us?

I know, right?

 

[Gadzooks]

Spent all day cleaning and doing yard work. Half in the bag now and kinda tired. Fight through it?

Clearly marriage has broken your spirit. I'll try to always remember you the way you used to be.

You sonuva.....

By the way, if I ever do anything that warrants a prize pack from you, can I get one of those shirts you and Mrs wore at your wedding? I promise I'll send you pics of me wearing it in strange places.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm at some Irish bar with a GB that has like 40 beers on tap. I'm drinking Bud. I gotta go soon.

Time to spread your wings and fly. #baldteam

I was talking about you in a thread yesterday. Find it.I kind of feel like John Doe in Se7en.

It wasn't until right now that I learned that you either misspelled your user name or I've been mispronouncing it. Frost-ILL-ick-us?

Yes. You're dumb.

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty:Is Amanda really engaged, or did you make that up like that story about how you have a fancy car? Please give the answer that will make me happy. Lie if you have to.

I'm sorry good buddy, but she's engaged. I did, however, talk to her later on facebook where she told me how she didn't really feel all that happy or fulfilled and I told her about a friend of mine from the internet who liked toilets and alcohol and then we masturbated together so I don't think she's all that hooked on the whole engagement deal. I think if you quit your job and moved up here and lived with someone besides me you might be able to make things work.

This is what I was looking for. I love you. I assume her fiancee is that dooshy guy in her profile pic? (if you're friends with him then I meant to call him "cool" and not "dooshy")

I've never met him. I mostly assume he either makes a ton of money or has her hypnotized like that dude who took Elizabeth Smart.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wait a minute. Were you guys all pronouncing my name "Frost-i-licious"? Because that's really gay. Simpson's down. god. I quit.

 

[Gadzooks]

Frosty:Is Amanda really engaged, or did you make that up like that story about how you have a fancy car? Please give the answer that will make me happy. Lie if you have to.

I'm sorry good buddy, but she's engaged. I did, however, talk to her later on facebook where she told me how she didn't really feel all that happy or fulfilled and I told her about a friend of mine from the internet who liked toilets and alcohol and then we masturbated together so I don't think she's all that hooked on the whole engagement deal. I think if you quit your job and moved up here and lived with someone besides me you might be able to make things work.

This is what I was looking for. I love you. I assume her fiancee is that dooshy guy in her profile pic? (if you're friends with him then I meant to call him "cool" and not "dooshy")

I've never met him. I mostly assume he either makes a ton of money or has her hypnotized like that dude who took Elizabeth Smart.

This is what I thought. She'd be much happier with me and idiotness.

 

[shamwow!]

Spent all day cleaning and doing yard work. Half in the bag now and kinda tired. Fight through it?

Clearly marriage has broken your spirit. I'll try to always remember you the way you used to be.

You sonuva.....

By the way, if I ever do anything that warrants a prize pack from you, can I get one of those shirts you and Mrs wore at your wedding? I promise I'll send you pics of me wearing it in strange places.

All of your friends would be like "Who the hell is that guy and why does he like this?"

 

[shamwow!]

Wait a minute. Were you guys all pronouncing my name "Frost-i-licious"? Because that's really gay. Simpson's down. god. I quit.

Guilty

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh #### that.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Hey. I'll just be this now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I met my first swingers tonight at the bar. It was his bachelor party. My GB says they keep asking him to rail her while soon to be hubby watches.

 

[Frostillicus]

I met Swingers once. The chick flashed me and the dude asked me if he could #### my wife.

It was interesting.

 

[Bob Johnson]

It's a great day for drinking. Sitting by the fire about 12 deep into a 30 pack of miller lite and proud of it.

 

[shamwow!]

Whatever happened to rickyjgo?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I met Swingers once. The chick flashed me and the dude asked me if he could #### my wife. It was interesting.

Yeah, now I'm paranoid and waiting for that. I also met a friend of my GB's that just bought a gun store. He offered me a deal on a 22 with a silencer. No shtick.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's a great day for drinking. Sitting by the fire about 12 deep into a 30 pack of miller lite and proud of it.

Bob Johnson is/was one of my FIL's best friends. You about 90?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I also met a friend of my GB's that looks just like Disco Stu. Sadly, as mentioned earlier, when I accidently dropped my phone in a cup of water, the camera stopped working. Get this though, he too is banging them 2 at a time. Huh.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm at some Irish bar with a GB that has like 40 beers on tap. I'm drinking Bud. I gotta go soon.

Time to spread your wings and fly. #baldteam

 

[shamwow!]

Greek people love the Black Eyed Peas

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Greek people love the Black Eyed Peas

Greeks and Chemical X

 

[shamwow!]

Greek people love the Black Eyed Peas

Greeks and Chemical X

Pretty sure I'm drunk now.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Greek people love the Black Eyed Peas

Greeks and Chemical X

Pretty sure I'm drunk now.

I've been drunk for a week. LAM!

 

[shamwow!]

Greek people love the Black Eyed Peas

Greeks and Chemical X

Pretty sure I'm drunk now.

I've been drunk for a week. LAM!

The last day I didn't drink was July 26. Haven't been completely tanked each day but I've had my fill

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Greek people love the Black Eyed Peas

Greeks and Chemical X

Pretty sure I'm drunk now.

I've been drunk for a week. LAM!

The last day I didn't drink was July 26. Haven't been completely tanked each day but I've had my fill

 

[shamwow!]

Greek people love the Black Eyed Peas

Greeks and Chemical X

Pretty sure I'm drunk now.

I've been drunk for a week. LAM!

The last day I didn't drink was July 26. Haven't been completely tanked each day but I've had my fill

I've been on vacation And realy like Ouzo

 

[Christo]

Here. It's the only way to watch a Bears preseason game.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Cracking open a bottle of homemade vino

 

[Christo]

Cracking open a bottle of homemade vino

Details

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Cracking open a bottle of homemade vino

Details

I learned how to make it in jail. Just need some fruit and a dirty sock. Stuff is the shizznit.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Seriously though - my uncle made it and gave me a case for my birthday - no idea how he does it but it's red and it's good.

 

[Christo]

Seriously though - my uncle made it and gave me a case for my birthday - no idea how he does it but it's red and it's good.

I was forced to polish off a bottle of Mark West Pinot Noir. I wish he was my uncle.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Seriously though - my uncle made it and gave me a case for my birthday - no idea how he does it but it's red and it's good.

I was forced to polish off a bottle of Mark West Pinot Noir. I wish he was my uncle.

My Uncle Vinnie never lets me refuse an offer. "Take this case of wine home with you." I'm usually much obliged when he makes me an offer. Except for the time he asked me to collect the vig on a bridge loan to Eddie The Barber

 

[Disco Stu]

good job on that two minute entertainment, guys.

How did this softball coast past everyone? Drunk bastards.

 

[Disco Stu]

I also met a friend of my GB's that looks just like Disco Stu. Sadly, as mentioned earlier, when I accidently dropped my phone in a cup of water, the camera stopped working. Get this though, he too is banging them 2 at a time. Huh.

He sounds dreamy.

 

[Abraham]

Somehow our night at home with friends has turned in to wife hanging with friends and me watching the baby.

 

[shamwow!]

good job on that two minute entertainment, guys.

How did this softball coast past everyone? Drunk bastards.

Never even saw it

 

[mr. furley]

hi there

 

[shamwow!]

hi there

Thanks for the invite. Richard.You going to GLBF at the Racine Zoo?

 

[Oh Yes!]

Got all hammered up at a wedding in lisle, il tonight

 

[Tickle Monster]

Got drunk to inaugurate another season of crappy Bills football.

 

[shamwow!]

Got drunk to inaugurate another season of crappy Bills football.

Here here

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Got drunk to inaugurate another season of crappy Bills football.

Mark Kelso's helmet.What was the deal?

 

[rickyjgo]

Whatever happened to rickyjgo?

Broke my foot about a month ago and typing has been difficult.

 

[Tickle Monster]

Got drunk to inaugurate another season of crappy Bills football.

Mark Kelso's helmet.What was the deal?

More on the Great Gazoo.

 

[Josie Maran]

Drink #1 going down smoothly.

Stoli, sugar free Red Bull, lime juice, and Diet Lipton Green Tea.

An then some more Stoli.