Official Drunk Thread (5 Viewers)

[Steve Tasker]

Hi all. Occasional follower, first time poster. I've got one helluva buzz going on right now. Will soon be wasted. Thanks for letting me pop this cherry.

Welcome, brother.

Thanks, stranger. I have a feeling posting in this thread is like banging a fat chick. Feels oh so right at the moment but when you sober up there's a lot of vomiting and regret. Unless you're Christo.

About 100 pages ago I was drunk posting about Don Beebe for some reason. The next day I hung my head in shame and then laughed for a half hour. Embrace it.

Fastest white man on the planet

 

[The Gator]

Daaaaaamn lots of St. Vincent hate these days across the boards. Girl is a relative unknown, puts out a ridiculous album and is all of a sudden "too hipster" to be cool. HOW DARE YOU BASH ANNIE CLARK?!?!?!

RIDICULOUS arousing or deserving ridicule : extremely silly or unreasonable : absurd, preposterous



BTW, I love rum

 

[Dr. Awesome]

First time poster as well. Buzzed, but gaining steam. 3 Yuengling bottles, 3 Miller Lite bottles, 1 Natural Light 16oz pounder can, now eyeing up the Land Sharks. Have work tomorrow but don't want to go to bed just quite yet.

I've got to say I've never understood the appeal of you beer folk. Takes too long for the warm and fuzzies.

 

[rickyjgo]

This place is still around?

 

[NajehHejan]

First time poster as well. Buzzed, but gaining steam. 3 Yuengling bottles, 3 Miller Lite bottles, 1 Natural Light 16oz pounder can, now eyeing up the Land Sharks. Have work tomorrow but don't want to go to bed just quite yet.

I've got to say I've never understood the appeal of you beer folk. Takes too long for the warm and fuzzies.

I often drink wine, and that does the trick a bit quicker, but I'm a lousy Irish drunk on hard alcohol. I often pass out, black out, say dumb #### I don't remember, start animosity, or all of the above when I drink vodka, gin, run, etc. Love the taste, love being drunk at the time, hate the eraser brain aspect. I like being a happy drunk, and hence must drink the soft ####. Alas, the curse of the Irish gene.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

hipster music chat activated in The Drunk Thread.

 

[NajehHejan]

Are Steve Tasker and Don Beebe friends?

 

[The Gator]

First time poster as well. Buzzed, but gaining steam. 3 Yuengling bottles, 3 Miller Lite bottles, 1 Natural Light 16oz pounder can, now eyeing up the Land Sharks. Have work tomorrow but don't want to go to bed just quite yet.

I've got to say I've never understood the appeal of you beer folk. Takes too long for the warm and fuzzies.

You're obviously drinking the wrong brews. Plenty of them are upwards of 12% ABV. Mephistopheles Stout 15.1%

 

[Steve Tasker]

Daaaaaamn lots of St. Vincent hate these days across the boards. Girl is a relative unknown, puts out a ridiculous album and is all of a sudden "too hipster" to be cool. HOW DARE YOU BASH ANNIE CLARK?!?!?!

RIDICULOUS arousing or deserving ridicule : extremely silly or unreasonable : absurd, preposterous



BTW, I love rum

Gator, your words cut like a surgeon.....why do you have to be so cruel? Just cause she put out the best album in the year of the tiger doesn't mean you should hate on her. It truly was a champagne year for Annie. I know I'm a cheerleader, but you should show some strange mercy and stop being such a dilettante. It's true that the album was a hipster hit, but the hysterical strength of the Pitchfork crowd shouldn't sway you like it does the rest of the TBS crowd (who are just as big of hipsters as I am, though they like to act like they're not). Time for you to carve the neutered fruit and watch the northern lights and just reflect on the gloriousness of the album. I know you hated "Chloe in the Afternoon", but there's so much more on there.

 

[The Gator]

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The Gator,Kubes,phrozen,parasaurolophus,Steve Tasker

 

[Steve Tasker]

I couldn't figure out how to fit "Chloe in the Afternoon" in there.

 

[Steve Tasker]

First time poster as well. Buzzed, but gaining steam. 3 Yuengling bottles, 3 Miller Lite bottles, 1 Natural Light 16oz pounder can, now eyeing up the Land Sharks. Have work tomorrow but don't want to go to bed just quite yet.

I've got to say I've never understood the appeal of you beer folk. Takes too long for the warm and fuzzies.

You're obviously drinking the wrong brews. Plenty of them are upwards of 12% ABV. Mephistopheles Stout 15.1%

Had some Vertical Epic 11-11-11 tonight. Wasn't as good as I was expecting, sadly.

 

[The Gator]

Daaaaaamn lots of St. Vincent hate these days across the boards. Girl is a relative unknown, puts out a ridiculous album and is all of a sudden "too hipster" to be cool. HOW DARE YOU BASH ANNIE CLARK?!?!?!

RIDICULOUS arousing or deserving ridicule : extremely silly or unreasonable : absurd, preposterous



BTW, I love rum

Gator, your words cut like a surgeon.....why do you have to be so cruel? Just cause she put out the best album in the year of the tiger doesn't mean you should hate on her. It truly was a champagne year for Annie. I know I'm a cheerleader, but you should show some strange mercy and stop being such a dilettante. It's true that the album was a hipster hit, but the hysterical strength of the Pitchfork crowd shouldn't sway you like it does the rest of the TBS crowd (who are just as big of hipsters as I am, though they like to act like they're not). Time for you to carve the neutered fruit and watch the northern lights and just reflect on the gloriousness of the album. I know you hated "Chloe in the Afternoon", but there's so much more on there.

I got 5 songs deep, but I'll finish listening just for you, gb

 

[The Gator]

First time poster as well. Buzzed, but gaining steam. 3 Yuengling bottles, 3 Miller Lite bottles, 1 Natural Light 16oz pounder can, now eyeing up the Land Sharks. Have work tomorrow but don't want to go to bed just quite yet.

I've got to say I've never understood the appeal of you beer folk. Takes too long for the warm and fuzzies.

You're obviously drinking the wrong brews. Plenty of them are upwards of 12% ABV. Mephistopheles Stout 15.1%

Had some Vertical Epic 11-11-11 tonight. Wasn't as good as I was expecting, sadly.

Those are rarely good within the first year imo

 

[Dr. Awesome]

First time poster as well. Buzzed, but gaining steam. 3 Yuengling bottles, 3 Miller Lite bottles, 1 Natural Light 16oz pounder can, now eyeing up the Land Sharks. Have work tomorrow but don't want to go to bed just quite yet.

I've got to say I've never understood the appeal of you beer folk. Takes too long for the warm and fuzzies.

You're obviously drinking the wrong brews. Plenty of them are upwards of 12% ABV. Mephistopheles Stout 15.1%

Yeah, plenty of strong brews. I've just never cared for the taste. Some I can tolerate but beer isn't my thing. If I go with the sippy cup I'll stick with a hard ale or whiskey/milk drink. Else it's the hard stuff.

 

[The Gator]

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[The Gator]

First time poster as well. Buzzed, but gaining steam. 3 Yuengling bottles, 3 Miller Lite bottles, 1 Natural Light 16oz pounder can, now eyeing up the Land Sharks. Have work tomorrow but don't want to go to bed just quite yet.

I've got to say I've never understood the appeal of you beer folk. Takes too long for the warm and fuzzies.

You're obviously drinking the wrong brews. Plenty of them are upwards of 12% ABV. Mephistopheles Stout 15.1%

Yeah, plenty of strong brews. I've just never cared for the taste. Some I can tolerate but beer isn't my thing. If I go with the sippy cup I'll stick with a hard ale or whiskey/milk drink. Else it's the hard stuff.

Classic Sippy Cup

 

[Steve Tasker]

Daaaaaamn lots of St. Vincent hate these days across the boards. Girl is a relative unknown, puts out a ridiculous album and is all of a sudden "too hipster" to be cool. HOW DARE YOU BASH ANNIE CLARK?!?!?!

RIDICULOUS arousing or deserving ridicule : extremely silly or unreasonable : absurd, preposterous



BTW, I love rum

Gator, your words cut like a surgeon.....why do you have to be so cruel? Just cause she put out the best album in the year of the tiger doesn't mean you should hate on her. It truly was a champagne year for Annie. I know I'm a cheerleader, but you should show some strange mercy and stop being such a dilettante. It's true that the album was a hipster hit, but the hysterical strength of the Pitchfork crowd shouldn't sway you like it does the rest of the TBS crowd (who are just as big of hipsters as I am, though they like to act like they're not). Time for you to carve the neutered fruit and watch the northern lights and just reflect on the gloriousness of the album. I know you hated "Chloe in the Afternoon", but there's so much more on there.

I got 5 songs deep, but I'll finish listening just for you, gb

I'm just proud that I managed to get every song title within a paragraph. It's not music for everyone, no doubt....I was just surprised at the TBS crowd lashing out at her music being "too hipster" when they all listen to "hipster" music as well. Pot calling the kettle black and such . Embrace your love of hipster music; it doesn't mean you have to wear plaid and smell like patchouli, IMO. Just because an album becomes a Pitchfork-hit doesn't mean it's bad.

 

[Steve Tasker]

First time poster as well. Buzzed, but gaining steam. 3 Yuengling bottles, 3 Miller Lite bottles, 1 Natural Light 16oz pounder can, now eyeing up the Land Sharks. Have work tomorrow but don't want to go to bed just quite yet.

I've got to say I've never understood the appeal of you beer folk. Takes too long for the warm and fuzzies.

You're obviously drinking the wrong brews. Plenty of them are upwards of 12% ABV. Mephistopheles Stout 15.1%

Had some Vertical Epic 11-11-11 tonight. Wasn't as good as I was expecting, sadly.

Those are rarely good within the first year imo

I had it on tap. Eh.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hi all. Occasional follower, first time poster. I've got one helluva buzz going on right now. Will soon be wasted. Thanks for letting me pop this cherry.

Welcome, brother.

Thanks, stranger. I have a feeling posting in this thread is like banging a fat chick. Feels oh so right at the moment but when you sober up there's a lot of vomiting and regret. Unless you're Christo.

About 100 pages ago I was drunk posting about Don Beebe for some reason. The next day I hung my head in shame and then laughed for a half hour. Embrace it.

Fastest white man on the planet

You obvioulsy haven't met Jordy Nelson

 

[Steve Tasker]

Zags getting smoked by St. Mary's.

 

[The Gator]

I'm just proud that I managed to get every song title within a paragraph. It's not music for everyone, no doubt....I was just surprised at the TBS crowd lashing out at her music being "too hipster" when they all listen to "hipster" music as well. Pot calling the kettle black and such . Embrace your love of hipster music; it doesn't mean you have to wear plaid and smell like patchouli, IMO. Just because an album becomes a Pitchfork-hit doesn't mean it's bad.

I don't get the hipster thing (don't think I said that ) I just didn't like the lack of creativity in lyrics. And i know i'm in the minority with "lyrics > music/beats"

 

[Steve Tasker]

I'm just proud that I managed to get every song title within a paragraph. It's not music for everyone, no doubt....I was just surprised at the TBS crowd lashing out at her music being "too hipster" when they all listen to "hipster" music as well. Pot calling the kettle black and such . Embrace your love of hipster music; it doesn't mean you have to wear plaid and smell like patchouli, IMO. Just because an album becomes a Pitchfork-hit doesn't mean it's bad.

I don't get the hipster thing (don't think I said that ) I just didn't like the lack of creativity in lyrics. And i know i'm in the minority with "lyrics > music/beats"

Yeah, her music has never really been a lyrical masterpiece...it's her the music itself that draws me in. I'm not shy in that I'm a fanboy of hers and have been since her first album. It's just my "style" of music. I can't articulate how crushed I was when she cancelled her concert here last month. I still have the unused tickets. She says she'll be back....I sure as hell hope so.ETA - wasn't you with the hipster thing. I don't mind being called a hipster or being accused of liking hipster music, I just thought it was funny that the other hipster-music folks bash her for being "too hipster" while gushing over LCD Soundsystem. I like LCD Soundsystem too, but he's just as hipster as she is.....he just didn't put out an album in the middle of 2011. just thought it was funny.

 

[The Gator]

I'm just proud that I managed to get every song title within a paragraph. It's not music for everyone, no doubt....I was just surprised at the TBS crowd lashing out at her music being "too hipster" when they all listen to "hipster" music as well. Pot calling the kettle black and such . Embrace your love of hipster music; it doesn't mean you have to wear plaid and smell like patchouli, IMO. Just because an album becomes a Pitchfork-hit doesn't mean it's bad.

I don't get the hipster thing (don't think I said that ) I just didn't like the lack of creativity in lyrics. And i know i'm in the minority with "lyrics > music/beats"

Yeah, her music has never really been a lyrical masterpiece...it's her the music itself that draws me in. I'm not shy in that I'm a fanboy of hers and have been since her first album. It's just my "style" of music. I can't articulate how crushed I was when she cancelled her concert here last month. I still have the unused tickets. She says she'll be back....I sure as hell hope so.

My link

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I don't understand the last 2 pages

 

[Steve Tasker]

I'm just proud that I managed to get every song title within a paragraph. It's not music for everyone, no doubt....I was just surprised at the TBS crowd lashing out at her music being "too hipster" when they all listen to "hipster" music as well. Pot calling the kettle black and such . Embrace your love of hipster music; it doesn't mean you have to wear plaid and smell like patchouli, IMO. Just because an album becomes a Pitchfork-hit doesn't mean it's bad.

I don't get the hipster thing (don't think I said that ) I just didn't like the lack of creativity in lyrics. And i know i'm in the minority with "lyrics > music/beats"

Yeah, her music has never really been a lyrical masterpiece...it's her the music itself that draws me in. I'm not shy in that I'm a fanboy of hers and have been since her first album. It's just my "style" of music. I can't articulate how crushed I was when she cancelled her concert here last month. I still have the unused tickets. She says she'll be back....I sure as hell hope so.

My link

 

[kevzilla]

This place is still around?

It's on life support in your absence. Get hammered and post in here, willya?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I'm just proud that I managed to get every song title within a paragraph. It's not music forhttp://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?app=forums&module=post&section=post&do=reply_post&f=4&t=25758&qpid=14007214 everyone, no doubt....I was just surprised at the TBS crowd lashing out at her music being "too hipster" when they all listen to "hipster" music as well. Pot calling the kettle black and such . Embrace your love of hipster music; it doesn't mean you have to wear plaid and smell like patchouli, IMO. Just because an album becomes a Pitchfork-hit doesn't mean it's bad.

I don't get the hipster thing (don't think I said that ) I just didn't like the lack of creativity in lyrics. And i know i'm in the minority with "lyrics > music/beats"

Yeah, hipsters have been going crazy for Black Eyed Peas over their killer lyrics. Boom boom boom gotta get get. I hear that I'm like whoa, that's deep. Touches my soul and ####.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Can we discuss the awesomeness of

?Girl at 2:38>lol

 

[The Gator]

Liverpool v. Arsenal in the FA cup final...Suarez just had one called back for offsides... 0-1 bad guys

 

[Steve Tasker]

Liverpool v. Arsenal in the FA cup final...Suarez just had one called back for offsides... 0-1 bad guys

Football Manager? Did Henry score??

 

[The Gator]

Liverpool v. Arsenal in the FA cup final...Suarez just had one called back for offsides... 0-1 bad guys

Football Manager? Did Henry score??

yeah...RvP in the 14th Just pulled out the 3-4-3 for the final 20

 

[Steve Tasker]

I'm going to bed. Big day of getting a haircut, going to the bank, and buying beer tomorrow. Exciting.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

HipsterMusicChat and now FutbolChat. Am I back in Europe?

 

[rickyjgo]

This place is still around?

It's on life support in your absence. Get hammered and post in here, willya?

So nice of you to insinuate my necessity to this thread. That being said, #### you magic hair...you don't need me. Getting ####-hammered tonight as I have not a single responsibility to currently care for.Slap it high???

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

This place is still around?

It's on life support in your absence. Get hammered and post in here, willya?

So nice of you to insinuate my necessity to this thread. That being said, #### you magic hair...you don't need me. Getting ####-hammered tonight as I have not a single responsibility to currently care for.Slap it high???

You need to drink more. Or less. Not sure yet

 

[rickyjgo]

This place is still around?

It's on life support in your absence. Get hammered and post in here, willya?

So nice of you to insinuate my necessity to this thread. That being said, #### you magic hair...you don't need me. Getting ####-hammered tonight as I have not a single responsibility to currently care for.Slap it high???

You need to drink more. Or less. Not sure yet

Took me forever to type that last post...should still keep it up in the air. I think I try to think more at just the time that I shouldn't. I can be an uptight mother####er when it comes to impressions.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

This place is still around?

It's on life support in your absence. Get hammered and post in here, willya?

So nice of you to insinuate my necessity to this thread. That being said, #### you magic hair...you don't need me. Getting ####-hammered tonight as I have not a single responsibility to currently care for.Slap it high???

You need to drink more. Or less. Not sure yet

Took me forever to type that last post...should still keep it up in the air. I think I try to think more at just the time that I shouldn't. I can be an uptight mother####er when it comes to impressions.

Just bustin your balls GB. Hows the Snuggie treatin ya?

 

[rickyjgo]

This place is still around?

It's on life support in your absence. Get hammered and post in here, willya?

So nice of you to insinuate my necessity to this thread. That being said, #### you magic hair...you don't need me. Getting ####-hammered tonight as I have not a single responsibility to currently care for.Slap it high???

You need to drink more. Or less. Not sure yet

Took me forever to type that last post...should still keep it up in the air. I think I try to think more at just the time that I shouldn't. I can be an uptight mother####er when it comes to impressions.

Just bustin your balls GB. Hows the Snuggie treatin ya?

I imagine the dogs are still putting plenty of hair on it back at my house. Loved the gifts btw. Hope you are doing well...sounded like a bunch of holiday fun.

 

[rickyjgo]

This place is still around?

It's on life support in your absence. Get hammered and post in here, willya?

So nice of you to insinuate my necessity to this thread. That being said, #### you magic hair...you don't need me. Getting ####-hammered tonight as I have not a single responsibility to currently care for.Slap it high???

You need to drink more. Or less. Not sure yet

Took me forever to type that last post...should still keep it up in the air. I think I try to think more at just the time that I shouldn't. I can be an uptight mother####er when it comes to impressions.

Just bustin your balls GB. Hows the Snuggie treatin ya?

I imagine the dogs are still putting plenty of hair on it back at my house. Loved the gifts btw. Hope you are doing well...sounded like a bunch of holiday fun.

Should read kicked you in the nuts a little.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

HELLO KNOB CREEK SINGLE BARREL RESERVE

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sorry, didn't mean to shout at you, bourbon.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Check

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Sorry, didn't mean to shout at you, bourbon.

Have you made up with GM too?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sorry, didn't mean to shout at you, bourbon.

Have you made up with GM too?

I think we're on the outs. Maybe he'll love me again someday. Seems like it was a misunderstanding of sorts.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Check

Roger that. Over.

 

[Kubes]

Sigh

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Sorry, didn't mean to shout at you, bourbon.

Have you made up with GM too?

I think we're on the outs. Maybe he'll love me again someday. Seems like it was a misunderstanding of sorts.

Send him some bourbon

 

[parasaurolophus]

First dumb fight with wife.

Three months in. Winning or losing?