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[the moops]

The name Jalen is really dominating this draft.

Really good team too

PG - Brunson
SG - Suggs
SF - Williams
PF - Johnson
C - Duren

6th man - soon to be drafted Green

 

[Juxtatarot]

Yo Mama’s Team
Guards - James Harden, Desmond Bane, Cason Wallace, Lonzo Ball
Wings - Jaylen Brown, Josh Hart, DeMar DeRozan, Shaedon Sharpe
Bigs - Victor Wembanyama, Myles Turner, Draymond Green, Ryan Kalkbrenner

I think Wemby's current San Antonio team would beat this collection of misfits

We need a Don’t Like button.

Can you edit the thread to make it a “question”? I think that allows the upvote/downvote feature.

 

[Juxtatarot]

The name Jalen is really dominating this draft.

Really good team too

PG - Brunson
SG - Suggs
SF - Williams
PF - Johnson
C - Duren

6th man - soon to be drafted Green

Hopefully they don’t need Smith as a backup big.

 

[Frostillicus]

Yo Mama’s Team
Guards - James Harden, Desmond Bane, Cason Wallace, Lonzo Ball
Wings - Jaylen Brown, Josh Hart, DeMar DeRozan, Shaedon Sharpe
Bigs - Victor Wembanyama, Myles Turner, Draymond Green, Ryan Kalkbrenner

I think Wemby's current San Antonio team would beat this collection of misfits

Terrible team.

 

[Jayrod]

12.05 - Zach Edey - Memphis

 

[the moops]

For @scoobus
12.06 Jalen Green - Phoenix Suns

 

[the moops]

12.07 Kris Dunn - Los Angeles Clippers

@Kev4029

 

[Jayrod]

Jalen Green is with the Suns now

 

[Jayrod]

Which works better because Scoobus already had a Rocket

 

[Eephus]

Which works better because Scoobus already had a Rocket

I thought he was just glad to see me

 

[the moops]

Jalen Green is with the Suns now

He still sucks though right?

 

[Yo Mama]

I have picks from Chem X

 

[Kev4029]

12.08 Scoot Henderson G Portland

Maybe he comes back from injury and he's good?

@Chemical X

 

[Yo Mama]

The name Jalen is really dominating this draft.

Really good team too

PG - Brunson
SG - Suggs
SF - Williams
PF - Johnson
C - Duren

6th man - soon to be drafted Green

Don’t forget get Jaylen.

 

[Yo Mama]

@Chemical X selects:

12.09 - Ajay Mitchell - OKC G

@Desert_Power

 

[Yo Mama]

Upcoming drafters:
@Desert_Power
@Sammy3469
@Master of Subservience
@msudaisy26

 

[Kev4029]

@Chemical X selects:

12.09 - Ajay Mitchell - OKC G

@Desert_Power

He might be really really good. Surprised he lasted so long, even with a tenuous spot in OKC's roster.

 

[msudaisy26]

Upcoming drafters:
@Desert_Power
@Sammy3469
@Master of Subservience
@msudaisy26

This is still going? I am pretty sure I already won.

 

[Sammy3469]

Sent list(s) to Yo Mama.

Heading out to the bar to ensure I get my front row seat to the Eremites Cup

 

[Desert_Power]

Mitchell Robinson Knicks

Didn't see him get picked?

 

[Yo Mama]

Sent list(s) to Yo Mama.

Heading out to the bar to ensure I get my front row seat to the Eremites Cup

Got it. Feel free to pick if you’re still here. I’ll pick in a minute otherwise.

 

[Kev4029]

Mitchell Robinson Knicks

Didn't see him get picked?

If he could stay healthy, he would have been picked a half dozen rounds ago.

 

[Yo Mama]

Mitchell Robinson Knicks

Didn't see him get picked?

Still available.

 

[Yo Mama]

@Sammy3469 selects:

12.12 - Anthony Black, Orl G

@Master of Subservience

 

[the moops]

The name Jalen is really dominating this draft.

Really good team too

PG - Brunson
SG - Suggs
SF - Williams
PF - Johnson
C - Duren

6th man - soon to be drafted Green

Don’t forget get Jaylen.

It's spelled differently buddy

 

[Master of Subservience]

12.13 Rui Hachimura, LAL

@msudaisy26

 

[Jayrod]

Mitchell Robinson Knicks

Didn't see him get picked?

I took both Ayton and Edey over him. Great player that never plays.

 

[msudaisy26]

Kyle Filipowski
Ron Holland
@Master of Subservience

 

[msudaisy26]

Ron Holland is my favorite Piston after Cade. I know it is lofty, but I feel like his ceiling is a prime Paul George type player. Will he get there? Most likely not, but I can dream and if ends up being something between a MPJ to Mikal Bridges type that would be pretty nice too.

 

[Master of Subservience]

13.2 Josh Minott, Bos

@Sammy3469

 

[Yo Mama]

@Sammy3469 selects:

13.03 - AJ Green, Mil F (teehee)

@Desert_Power
@Chemical X on deck

 

[the moops]

Mil F (teehee)

You been holding onto this joke for awhile I bet

 

[Yo Mama]

Mil F (teehee)

You been holding onto this joke for awhile I bet

I don’t even know if he’s a forward or a guard. Had to go with the F.

 

[Desert_Power]

Mitchell Robinson Knicks

Didn't see him get picked?

If he could stay healthy, he would have been picked a half dozen rounds ago.

Mitchell Robinson Knicks

Didn't see him get picked?

I took both Ayton and Edey over him. Great player that never plays.

Yeah. Gotta hope I'm a little better at load management than Thibs

 

[Desert_Power]

Luke Kennard G Hawks

I could probably use a guy with a 43.8% 3pt career average.

 

[Yo Mama]

@Chemical X

 

[Yo Mama]

Luke Kennard G Hawks

I could probably use a guy with a 43.8% 3pt career average.

Was next on my list

 

[the moops]

Luke Kennard G Hawks

I could probably use a guy with a 43.8% 3pt career average.

Was next on my list

Mine too.
Although my list is titled "most punchable faces in the NBA"

 

[Yo Mama]

The next player on Chem X’s list is still available and a different team/position than his last pick, so I can take him if X isn’t around in a while.

 

[Chemical X]

Derik Queen, Guy i have in a dynasty league

 

[Yo Mama]

@Kev4029

 

[Yo Mama]

Draft Statistics (through 12 rounds)

Most players taken from 1 NBA team - OKC with 9 (5 teams tied for second with 7 taken)

Fewest players taken from 1 NBA team - Brooklyn with 3 (5 teams tied for second with 4 taken)


Teams who would have exceeded a limit of 3 players per division (all with 4):
- Chem X - Atlantic
- Desert - Southwest
- Frosty - Southeast
- Juxtatrot - Central & Northwest
- Scoobus - Southwest

Teams who would have hit the limit of 8 players per conference (nobody has exceeded yet):
- Chem X - East
- Desert - West
- Scoobus - West

 

[Desert_Power]

Draft Statistics (through 12 rounds)

Most players taken from 1 NBA team - OKC with 9 (5 teams tied for second with 7 taken)

Fewest players taken from 1 NBA team - Brooklyn with 3 (5 teams tied for second with 4 taken)


Teams who would have exceeded a limit of 3 players per division (all with 4):
- Chem X - Atlantic
- Desert - Southwest
- Frosty - Southeast
- Juxtatrot - Central & Northwest
- Scoobus - Southwest

Teams who would have hit the limit of 8 players per conference (nobody has exceeded yet):
- Chem X - East
- Desert - West
- Scoobus - West

Yeah, the conference one was going to be tough for me

 

[scoobus]

For @scoobus
12.06 Jalen Green - Phoenix Suns

Felt like I could use an explody scorer off the bench. Still only 23, so maybe he figures things out in regards to better efficiency. If nothing else should provide some cool dunks.

 

[Kev4029]

Harrison Barnes, F, Spurs

The most perfectly average player in the NBA that can fill a lot of roles adequately against real competition while never being hurt, which helps as I've drafted like 11 injury risks so far.

@the moops

 

[scoobus]

Showed his mettle during last year's playoffs and especially the finals. Tough, gritty, high energy, and whatever other scrappy white guy adjectives you can think of. Also capable of knocking down a three if you give him 5 full seconds to load up:

TJ McConnell

 

[scoobus]

@Yo Mama if he wants a guy already on a team moops already has.

 

[Yo Mama]

Moops already has a Piston, so Yo Mama Selects:

13.09 - Jaden Ivey, Det G

I need more speed and athleticism, so Ivey’s the guy for me (assuming his legs still work when he returns). Scorer and highlight machine who added some solid perimeter shooting last year before he broke apart.

@Jayrod can pick if it’s someone from a team @the moops already has.

 

[the moops]

Still drinking and giving out candy. Will pick when I am nice and saucy and in bed in a little bit. Whoever is after me feel free to pick though. Not concerned with getting sniped

 

[Yo Mama]

Still drinking and giving out candy. Will pick when I am nice and saucy and in bed in a little bit. Whoever is after me feel free to pick though. Not concerned with getting sniped

No rush, Happy Halloween everyone!