i’m lazy:
Let’s break down why a team built around Zach LaVine, Cade Cunningham, Scottie Barnes, Karl-Anthony Towns, and Donovan Clingan could realistically contend for (and possibly win) an NBA title — assuming they have decent coaching and role players around them.
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1. Perfect Modern Balance of Skills
This lineup checks nearly every modern NBA box:
• Shot creation – LaVine and Cunningham can both create their own looks and run pick-and-rolls.
• Playmaking – Cunningham and Barnes both average high assist numbers for their positions, giving you multiple play initiators.
• Spacing – Towns is one of the best 3-point shooting bigs in NBA history, and LaVine’s a career ~38% shooter from deep.
• Defense – Barnes’ length and Clingan’s rim protection form a solid defensive backbone.
You’d have no glaring weak link on either end if they buy in.
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2. Offensive Versatility
You could attack in several ways:
• Pick-and-pop with Cunningham + Towns → unguardable spacing.
• Drive-and-kick with Barnes → creates open corner threes for LaVine or Towns.
• Post play and high-low action with Towns and Clingan → punishes smaller lineups.
• Transition → Barnes and LaVine both thrive in open court situations.
They could toggle between a fast-paced, perimeter-oriented game or slow it down and use Towns’ size advantage.
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3. Defensive Synergy
While LaVine and Towns aren’t elite defenders, pairing them with:
• Barnes (switchable 1–4)
• Clingan (elite rim protector / drop coverage anchor)
• Cunningham (strong positional defender at guard)
…creates a solid scheme foundation. Barnes can clean up perimeter breakdowns, and Clingan can erase mistakes at the rim.
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4. Age and Growth Curve
• Cunningham (23), Barnes (23), Clingan (21) → all on an upward trajectory.
• Towns (29) → entering his prime years.
• LaVine (30) → still in his athletic window.
You’d get a blend of youth, experience, and prime talent, meaning this core could compete for multiple years, not just one.
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5. Championship Blueprint Comparison
This group mirrors successful title builds:
• Playmaking wings + elite shooting big (like Jokic + Murray + MPJ)
• Versatile defense anchored by a rim protector (like Boston’s core with Horford + Porzingis + Tatum + White)
• Multiple shot creators (like Golden State’s Curry + Thompson + Durant era)
They’d fit the mold of the modern multi-creator, high-spacing, switchable-defense contender.
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6. X-Factor: Donovan Clingan
If Clingan’s defense and rebounding translate as projected — think a young Brook Lopez or prime Gobert with better touch — he unlocks the lineup’s ceiling. Towns can stretch the floor while Clingan protects the rim, giving you the rare offense-defense combo that’s hard to counter.
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In short:
This team could win an NBA title because it has:
• Multiple elite creators (Cade + LaVine)
• A versatile defensive engine (Barnes + Clingan)
• A floor-spacing big who keeps defenses honest (Towns)
• Balance, versatility, and scalability — the three pillars of a championship team.