***Official Fictitious “What’s Normal?” Thread Ideas*** (1 Viewer)

[Dan Lambskin]

Do you pee in the woods when you golf?

Can you name a Heartbreaker from
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers?

 

[kupcho1]

Do you pee in the woods when you golf?

Can you name a Heartbreaker from
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers?

Bentmont Tench.
And that's off the top of my head. No googling

 

[TheAristocrat]

I haven't golfed Bentmont Tench but I suppose I could pee there.

 

[rockaction]

Bentmont Tench.

You got lucky.

 

[AAABatteries]

Is this the new Wheelhouse thread?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Have you ever successfully solved a Rubik’s Cube?

 

[Scoresman]

Do you smell your finger after it’s touched or been inserted into something smelly?

 

[Scoresman]

Do you openly fart in front of anyone other than your significant other?

 

[Runkle]

Do you think Dirk Nowitzki is the 20th best NBA player of all time?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Do you think Dirk Nowitzki is the 20th best NBA player of all time?

I gotta say I'm really torn on this one. I may not be able to sleep until I figure out the true answer.

 

[Don Quixote]

Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[SWC]

are you now or have you ever been a bromigo take that to the bank

 

[gianmarco]

are you now or have you ever been a bromigo take that to the bank

Have you ever taken it to the bank?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

are you now or have you ever been a bromigo take that to the bank

Have you ever taken it to the bank?

And if he did take it to the bank, did the bank actually want it?

 

[FatMax]

Have you ever successfully solved a Rubik’s Cube?

You said fictitious ... that would actually be a good question and I'd be interested to hear (honest) answers

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Do you donate blood?

Can you name all of the US presidents in order?

Do you applaud at the end of movies in the theater?

Do you applaud at the end of movies in your home?

Did you get your teeth removed and replaced with dentures because real teeth are too much work?

 

[John Maddens Lunchbox]

Have you ever been so hungry you’ve literally eaten a horse? (No frenchies are allowed to answer)

 

[Skipdog77]

Where do you dispose of the bodies?

- Buried in my basement
- Buried on my property
- Buried on the neighbor's property
- Nearby lake (or other body of water)
- Just drop 'em in the woods and let nature take its course

 

[psychobillies]

If you had to choose one, and only one for the rest of your life, would it be hookers or blow?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Do you take more than 30 seconds at the ATM?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Do you take more than 30 seconds at the ATM?

I think some people just like to play with the shiny buttons.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Do you think Don and Dawn rhyme?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Do you regularly use a Snuggie?

 

[-OZ-]

Do your ears hang low?

Do you regularly check yourself for testicular (or breast) cancer?

Do you see a doctor at least annually?

Do you like seafood?

Do you take a vacation more than once a year?

 

[-OZ-]

Where do you dispose of the bodies?

- Buried in my basement
- Buried on my property
- Buried on the neighbor's property
- Nearby lake (or other body of water)
- Just drop 'em in the woods and let nature take its course

Let ‘em hit the floor.

 

[Runkle]

If you only had one toilet plunger, where would you keep it? Garage/Shed/Workshop, Master Bathroom, or Guest Bathroom?

 

[Terminalxylem]

Have you cr@pped outside?

Do you use cannabis?

Do you drink the recommended amount of water daily (9-13 cups)?

Do you have a pet? What kind?

Do you speak a foreign language?

Beach or mountains?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

If you only had one toilet plunger, where would you keep it? Garage/Shed/Workshop, Master Bathroom, or Guest Bathroom?

Good question. Personally I would carry it around with me like a sword or scepter.

 

[-OZ-]

how old do you plan to retire?
A never
B 80s
C 60s
D 70s
E ASAP

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Would you eat your family pet for $1,000,000?

 

[dickey moe]

Do you pee in the woods when you golf?

Can you name a Heartbreaker from
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers?

Of course - Mike Campbell. Everyone should know this.

 

[dickey moe]

How many wipes do you make after you poo, on average?

 

[belljr]

How many wipes do you make after you poo, on average?

Just like getting to the center of a tootsie pop....3

 

[Chemical X]

socks or toilet paper in the woods

 

[Angry Beavers]

Is it pee?
What handy man type things do you hire someone to do?
Do you regularly sleep naked?
Do you do your own oil changes?
How many times a day do you normally poop?
How many tries would it take you to motivate Tatum Bell?

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Why do you hate America?

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Do you covet your neighbor’s wife?

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Do you love Fleetwood Mac more or less than tim?

 

[AAABatteries]

Do you regularly sleep naked?

My Link

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Have you ever worn 2 different shoes by mistake?

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Have you ever worn 2 different shoes by mistake?

yes, once to work.

 

[belljr]

Have you ever worn 2 different shoes by mistake?

Mistake.... no

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Have you ever worn 2 different shoes by mistake?

yes, once to work.

I just did it yesterday. Nobody noticed.

 

[The General]

Do you regularly sleep naked?

My Link

Full and vibrant

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Have you ever eaten just 1 chip?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Do you shred your own cheese?

 

[facook]

Spurred by the religion thread:

If you don't believe in a "God/Creator/Deity" have you ever prayed to that deity after developing your (lack of) belief?

 

[facook]

On a lighter note: have you ever lied to your SO regarding their **starring** in a dream?

 

[Terminalxylem]

socks or toilet paper in the woods

Leaves or rocks

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Do you watch videos on your phone in public with the volume up like a totally obnoxious jackass?

On a scale of 1-10, is your hate for getting stuck behind a funeral procession a 12?

Do you think that your **** is too big?