Once in a lifetime opportunity - WWYD? (1 Viewer)

[Ron Swanson]

Didn't Tre die burning down Andre Rison's house or am I remembering this wrong?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Didn't Tre die burning down Andre Rison's house or am I remembering this wrong?

She burned his house down, but I believe she died years later in a car accident.  

 

[shuke]

Found Pink's mug shot.

 

[NotSmart]

Found Pink's mug shot.

That's a man, baby.

 

[Henry Ford]

Holy cow....  and those are 10's for purposes of calibrating out offdee scales?  What are they, missing teeth or what?  

Tre’s pretty cute. 

 

[Henry Ford]

I always had a thing for lefteye. 

 

[ChainsawU]

Disrespectful to women.

 

[ChainsawU]

I unexpectedly stumbled upon a bizarre, once in a lifetime opportunity.

ask your doctor about that. u might have nerve damage

 

[ChainsawU]

a bald, middle-aged businessman

I nominate Telly Savalas in the leading role, more dialogue from the women, and less backwoods oblivious redneck. But that would ruin the story. How u gonna drink beer out of the tap at 830 am.

 

[ChainsawU]

Once in a lifetime opportunity - WWYD?

Act like a gentleman and keep my #### together. Guarantee you have no idea how to realistically finish this story. Go ahead

 

[ChainsawU]

Sounds like the time Ray Bradbury lost his virginity.

 

[ChainsawU]

Pink turned to her friend and started talking barely intelligible ghetto-speak.

Who the #### are you to say this. Dude I hope you never get laid. How many years do you have left diminutive your fellow man, much less women, much less black women. Whenever you speak it makes me want to barf. How does that make you feel

 

[ChainsawU]

Maybe you could somehow help them secure scholarships. They had to be pretty smart to fool you into helping them. Go ahead and grab them apartments too. Have you seen them naked yet. How does it feel to be an old bald man with no game on this earth which has provided you with a bounty of blessings that you never knew of or took advantage of and slowly passed away oblivious of life

 

[NotSmart]

Someone needs a Snickers bar.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Little upset with the lack of followup here. @Arizona Ron, what would you do?

I would have took them to York but stopped at a motel on the way to smoke crack and stretch out a condom. 

 

[Ned]

Found Pink's mug shot.

My Link

 

[Tom Servo]

Someone needs a Snickers bar.

Seriously. <_<  

 

[AcerFC]

I would have took them to York but stopped at a motel on the way to smoke crack and stretch out a condom. 

Since when do you use condoms

 

[EYLive]

Since when do you use condoms

I think it has less to do with pregnancy than it does preventing multi-colored STD's. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I think it has less to do with pregnancy than it does preventing multi-colored STD's. 

Doc, why is my thing 40 shades of pink?

 

[cockroach]

I think it has less to do with pregnancy than it does preventing multi-colored STD's. 

He's already got magic herpes

 

[Hoos First]

Looks like it will take a lifetime to find out.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Looks like it will take a lifetime to find out.

AKA "the slow roll".

 

[DocHolliday]

He's dead.  

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Only read thread title.  Start hiding money.

 

[Henry Ford]

I think we need to start teaching children that “once in a lifetime” is not an inherently good quality in experiences.  

This may save a number of people from doing things that are ill advised. 

 

[Henry Ford]

For instance: the saying “you regret 100% of the chances you don’t take” is absolutely false.  There are many chances I didn’t take that I now look back on and think “oh, man, I dodged a bullet on that one.”

 

[jon_mx]

I would have took them to York but stopped at a motel on the way to smoke crack and stretch out a condom. 

And you would have provided a far more detailed description of the wardrobe everyone was wearing

 

[Judge Smails]

IN

 

[SFBayDuck]

And you would have provided a far more detailed description of the wardrobe everyone was wearing

And probably ended up with some hotel sized toiletries up his ###. 

 

[jhib]

For instance: the saying “you regret 100% of the chances you don’t take” is absolutely false.  There are many chances I didn’t take that I now look back on and think “oh, man, I dodged a bullet on that one.”

" 'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.  

       - Wayne Gretzky' 

           - Michael Scott"

              - jhib

 

[Henry Ford]

Doc, why is my thing 40 shades of pink?

“Call me in the morning if it turns 50 shades of grey.”

 

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Quality lack of updates here 

 

[Slapdash]

Quality lack of updates here 

Probably busy meeting with his attorneys 

 

[Pipes]

Those where some fast acting STDs T&Ps to E-Z.

 

[Brony]

Probably busy meeting with his attorneys 

I'm guessing they now live with him and are hogging his gateway pc. 

 

[Angry Beavers]

I'm guessing they now live with him and are hogging his gateway pc. 

and using it to set up a new business!

 

[Apple Jack]

I would have took them to York but stopped at a motel on the way to smoke crack and stretch out a condom. 

He's BACK.

 

[Henry Ford]

E-Z Glider’s wife probably found the thread. 

 

[Henry Ford]

“Anyway, long story short the doctor said you only really need one kidney anyway so it’s not like I lost something important....”

 

[DA RAIDERS]

“Anyway, long story short the doctor said you only really need one kidney anyway so it’s not like I lost something important....”

truth.  found this out last year.

 

[NotSmart]

I'd guess they're in Vegas getting married right about now.

 

[El Floppo]

I'd guess they're in Vegas getting married right about now.

Utah imo

 

[The Future Champs]

my first thought after reading the op

 

[NotSmart]

Utah imo

Good thinking.  Agreed.

Maybe not in Provo though.

 

[El Floppo]

"lifetime" appears to have become the operative word.

 

[NotSmart]

"lifetime" appears to have become the operative word.

"Once" as well.

 

[Tom Servo]

While we wait for the OP to update us, let's read about the Texas house with the Christmas Vacation scene.

 

[shadyridr]

This is stupid

 

[kip stabone]