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Russian woman charged with raping 10 men (1 Viewer)

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Russian “Black Widow” Raped and Released 10 Men

June 19, 2009

(ChattahBox)—The Russian men, who were lured into the web of a beautiful, spider-collecting woman, didn’t mind the sex that ensued, but they just wished they could remember it. Valeria K., 32-years-old, was apprehended by Russian police for drugging the men with clonidine and then raping them for hours on end.

Police began to search for the woman when increasing numbers of dazed men began showing up at hospital emergency rooms, poisoned with clonidine and suffering from severe penis trauma. The men could only recall being invited to a beautiful brunette’s apartment for drinks and that the woman was very “friendly.”

Unfortunately for the men expecting a night of passionate lovemaking, they would never forget, they were poisoned with a drug that knocked them out for 24 hours, and they were unable to remember a thing.

All the poor men had to show for their wild sexual exploits with a beautiful woman, was a sore penis, resulting from the insatiable Ms. Valeria K. harnessing it with a rope to keep it erect throughout the evening.

Valeria K. had already secured the nickname of “Black Widow” for herself from friends and neighbors, due to her unusual fascination with the eight-legged arachnids.

At least she followed the more humane practice of “catch and release” of her victims, throwing them back into the wild. A true black widow spider kills and then eats the unfortunate male spiders after mating with them, once they have outlived their usefulness.

There are no details describing the lengths to which Valeri K. took her spider obsession. Did she dress all in black like a true Black Widow seductress? Did she literally ensnare her willing victims with a silk web? We may never know for sure.

At least one man declined to file a criminal complaint against Valeria K. for rape, describing his bizarre liaison as “great.” “I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t use the clonidine on me,” said the disappointed man.
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Yeah, right, great. This happens to me i guarantee I get the "SVIMVEAR" model from the Wendy's commercial. :goodposting:

 
iSnitch said:
St. Louis Bob said:
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At least one man declined to file a criminal complaint against Valeria K. for rape, describing his bizarre liaison as “great.” “I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t use the clonidine on me,” said the disappointed man.
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:shrug: We're going to need some pics of this woman.
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If you're fine with getting drugged and raped by someone, that person has to at least be a 9.
 
AAAll-Stars said:
iSnitch said:
St. Louis Bob said:
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At least one man declined to file a criminal complaint against Valeria K. for rape, describing his bizarre liaison as “great.” “I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t use the clonidine on me,” said the disappointed man.
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:shrug: We're going to need some pics of this woman.
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If you're fine with getting drugged and raped by someone, that person has to at least be a 9.
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Or the dude a 3...
 
If she is anything higher than a -1 she probably could have gotten that taken care of without raping anyone. Men are easy.

 
More Russian exploits:

TO the Kaluga region of Russia, where a female hairdresser is accused of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to rob her beauty salon.

According to Life.ru… the robber, a 32-year-old man identified… as “Viktor,” burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.

At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a “delicate” girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.

Wash and blow?

Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room. Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive…

The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to “take off his underwear”…

She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been “squeezed like a lemon”.

First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing “actions of a sexual nature” that left him with injured sexual organs…

Says Olga:

“What a jerk. Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left.”

 
Sinn Fein said:
More Russian exploits:TO the Kaluga region of Russia, where a female hairdresser is accused of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to rob her beauty salon.According to Life.ru… the robber, a 32-year-old man identified… as “Viktor,” burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a “delicate” girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.Wash and blow?Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room. Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive…The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to “take off his underwear”…She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been “squeezed like a lemon”.First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing “actions of a sexual nature” that left him with injured sexual organs…Says Olga:“What a jerk. Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left.”
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I think I'm in love. :unsure:
 
russian chicks know how to get down. i need to get me one of those mail order brides.

 
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I thought I had a pretty great girlfriend, but after reading this thread I've decided to dump her and order a Russian Bride.

 
Police began to search for the woman when increasing numbers of dazed men began showing up at hospital emergency rooms, poisoned with clonidine and suffering from severe penis trauma. The men could only recall being invited to a beautiful brunette’s apartment for drinks and that the woman was very “friendly.”

I've just found a new name for my FF team..

 
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