Shedding my lurker skin (FFA is awesome) (1 Viewer)

[cst2006]

fyi i think zed3886 is the foreign tail guy

Found a zed2283, same guy? Can't find the thread I was talking about because I have no idea what the thread title was.

 

[cst2006]

Height, weight?

6'0, 228 right now. Trying to get all swoled up by summertime.

 

[jwp]

Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.

I think what you are talking about is called Dez's thread or something like that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Don/Dawn down? Don is a male name Dawn is a female name

And they sound identical

How about down and Don or down and Dawn? Any difference or all three identical?

Don and Dawn's initial sound is the 'daw' sound found in dog, whereas down's sounds like dowry. How's that?

Dead to me.

 

[belljr]

fyi i think zed3886 is the foreign tail guy

Found a zed2283, same guy? Can't find the thread I was talking about because I have no idea what the thread title was.

sure, i made up the numbet part

 

[cst2006]

Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.

I think what you are talking about is called Dez's thread or something like that.

You are the ****. Was called 'Dez's thread baby". Would link it if I knew how on mobile, don't wanna hipple it. I am forever indebted to you.

 

[Annyong]

Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.

I think what you are talking about is called Dez's thread or something like that.

You are the ****. Was called 'Dez's thread baby". Would link it if I knew how on mobile, don't wanna hipple it. I am forever indebted to you.

Well he's forever indebted to me, so you can paypal me like $20 and call it even.

 

[cst2006]

Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.

I think what you are talking about is called Dez's thread or something like that.

You are the ****. Was called 'Dez's thread baby". Would link it if I knew how on mobile, don't wanna hipple it. I am forever indebted to you.

Well he's forever indebted to me, so you can paypal me like $20 and call it even.

Where do you stand on bitcoin?

 

[Annyong]

Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.

I think what you are talking about is called Dez's thread or something like that.

You are the ****. Was called 'Dez's thread baby". Would link it if I knew how on mobile, don't wanna hipple it. I am forever indebted to you.

Well he's forever indebted to me, so you can paypal me like $20 and call it even.

Where do you stand on bitcoin?

right on top

 

[belljr]

You sure it wasn't this

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=452648&hl=

Edit to fix link

 

[cst2006]

You sure it wasn't this

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=45

Either this link is broken or I just got got.

 

[belljr]

You sure it wasn't thishttp://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=45

Either this link is broken or I just got got.

Nope fixed link

 

[shuke]

Shuke actually hosts the FFA Index on the server he made out of 3 repurposed XBOX 360s. It's pretty impressive.

What's all this now?

 

[cst2006]

You sure it wasn't thishttp://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=45

Either this link is broken or I just got got.

Nope fixed link

I remember this one as well think I kind of combined them in my mind, almost positive that's the same guy though? Feel like I confused Woz because of the whole Woz, Zow situation which parallels the Dez Zed situation. Maybe. This is all very confusing while stoned.

 

[Soulfly3]

Where do you stand on another man cutting your lawn?

meant in the most literal sense. lawnmower. grass.

 

[belljr]

Listen you are new so I'll cut you some slack but if you want to hang you really need to keep a better notebook, this isn't amateur hour

 

[cst2006]

Either way, this is another classic example of the FFA's awesomeness. Throw out this obscure description of some thread(s) I semi-recall and someone comes through in the clutch and nails it. Good stuff.

 

[cst2006]

Listen you are new so I'll cut you some slack but if you want to hang you really need to keep a better notebook, this isn't amateur hour

Definitely slacking on the notebook, gotta get my **** together.

 

[cst2006]

Where do you stand on another man cutting your lawn?

meant in the most literal sense. lawnmower. grass.

Another great thread. I'm with you and Woody on this one. I also believe your almost FIL for sure shat your lawn.

 

[Soulfly3]

Where do you stand on another man cutting your lawn?

meant in the most literal sense. lawnmower. grass.

Another great thread. I'm with you and Woody on this one. I also believe your almost FIL for sure shat your lawn.

One day that story may get revisited. He's far from being a FIL now. Whole lotta #### went down.

anyways.. a man's lawn is sacred ground

 

[cst2006]

Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.

I think what you are talking about is called Dez's thread or something like that.

You are the ****. Was called 'Dez's thread baby". Would link it if I knew how on mobile, don't wanna hipple it. I am forever indebted to you.

Well he's forever indebted to me, so you can paypal me like $20 and call it even.

Where do you stand on bitcoin?

right on top

I'll give you a satoshi, we square?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Either way, this is another classic example of the FFA's awesomeness. Throw out this obscure description of some thread(s) I semi-recall and someone comes through in the clutch and nails it. Good stuff.

This is a great attitude...we need some good vibes around here. You're like Superpositive Asian Roland Chang.

 

[phrozen]

FFA Entrance Exam:

What are your thoughts on gun control? Big fan of the second amendment keep it as is

iOS vs Android? Droid

Jews? They are cool even Tim

Are you a lawyer? No I don't have big enough hands and have never tried the blueprint juice diet

Ever eaten Olive Garden? just a couple of times in college. Haven't been since 2003

Annual Salary: ________________ about $135k and only 32 :mansion:

Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team? Took a drafting class in high school and sucked at it

Have you ever slept with a prostitute? No

Define cornhole: meeting up with fellow FBG IRL for a couple of drinks followed by lots of gay sex and shuke shaving in a lake

Obama is a: _________________ ####

Broncos or Seahawks? Broncos

Detail your best weight loss plan: Paleo diet FTW

Dog or Stranger? Dog

Highest role achieved at Walgreens? Not shopping there

Stance on legalization of marijuana? I have never smoked it bit support full legalization.

I also agree with shuke that black ice is just ice. Ice isn't black the road is.

 

[shuke]

FFA Entrance Exam:

What are your thoughts on gun control? Big fan of the second amendment keep it as is

iOS vs Android? Droid

Jews? They are cool even Tim

Are you a lawyer? No I don't have big enough hands and have never tried the blueprint juice diet

Ever eaten Olive Garden? just a couple of times in college. Haven't been since 2003

Annual Salary: ________________ about $135k and only 32 :mansion:

Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team? Took a drafting class in high school and sucked at it

Have you ever slept with a prostitute? No

Define cornhole: meeting up with fellow FBG IRL for a couple of drinks followed by lots of gay sex and shuke shaving in a lake

Obama is a: _________________ ####

Broncos or Seahawks? Broncos

Detail your best weight loss plan: Paleo diet FTW

Dog or Stranger? Dog

Highest role achieved at Walgreens? Not shopping there

Stance on legalization of marijuana? I have never smoked it bit support full legalization.

I also agree with shuke that black ice is just ice. Ice isn't black the road is.

 

[eurotrashman]

This place sucks.

 

[shuke]

This place sucks.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Boners are pretty awesome.

 

[jon_mx]

FFA Entrance Exam:

What are your thoughts on gun control? Big fan of the second amendment keep it as is

iOS vs Android? Droid

Jews? They are cool even Tim

Are you a lawyer? No I don't have big enough hands and have never tried the blueprint juice diet

Ever eaten Olive Garden? just a couple of times in college. Haven't been since 2003

Annual Salary: ________________ about $135k and only 32 :mansion:

Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team? Took a drafting class in high school and sucked at it

Have you ever slept with a prostitute? No

Define cornhole: meeting up with fellow FBG IRL for a couple of drinks followed by lots of gay sex and shuke shaving in a lake

Obama is a: _________________ ####

Broncos or Seahawks? Broncos

Detail your best weight loss plan: Paleo diet FTW

Dog or Stranger? Dog

Highest role achieved at Walgreens? Not shopping there

Stance on legalization of marijuana? I have never smoked it bit support full legalization.

I also agree with shuke that black ice is just ice. Ice isn't black the road is.

####### deniers! Why can't we just discuss race openly???

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Boners are pretty awesome.

Yours or the other guy's?

 

[jon_mx]

Don/Dawn down? Don is a male name Dawn is a female name

And they sound identical

How about down and Don or down and Dawn? Any difference or all three identical?

This is a weird question. Down doesn't sound anything like dawn.

I told my gf I was going Dawn on her and she was OK with it.

 

[DSP]

You love it now but try and tell an honest story of personal pain and then get back to us

 

[Das Boot]

Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.

You are?? I've been on here for like 8 years waiting to hear that I gave solid wimmen advice. Finally I get it, and I can't even take the credit.

It was just about how the culture is so different and the women are much easier going and free spirited, how much they are attracted to american men, etc. You had a girlfriend with family down there (don't remember where "there" is, feel like it was in south america somewhere) but you guys broke up and you traveled there without her knowing because you knew she would want you to visit her family or something and you were bangin multiple chicks while you were there. Where the heck did I get this story from?!? Think I'm losing it.

Pretty sure you're thinking of Mark Sanford.

 

[-fish-]

close, but no.

I've decided to hate you.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Obama is a

Easy there, peens

 

[TheIronSheik]

Wait, you learned something for Woz?

About women?!?!

I wish I could take credit, but my only experience with "international women" are two canadians. So, I think he's referring to someone else

He said Woz, not Zow, #######.

 

[cst2006]

close, but no.

I've decided to hate you.

Damn, least I was close. Pretty sure I enjoy reading your posts most of the time, thanks for contributing to the FFA buddy. Looking forward to whatever today brings!

 

[cst2006]

You love it now but try and tell an honest story of personal pain and then get back to us

Yea, because that's really what the problem was.

 

[coyote5]

ITT, FFA regulars enjoy getting their balls washed by a longtime "lurker"

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You love it now but try and tell an honest story of personal pain and then get back to us

Yea, because that's really what the problem was.

I think you'll fit in quite nicely around here.

 

[Wilfredo Ledezma]

 

[McGarnicle]

Do you have any drugs?

What you looking for?

You know, percs, reds, crank, snow, hoopty, hollaback, whack, loopers, sizzurp, Roxanne. Any of those.

 

[cst2006]

ITT, FFA regulars enjoy getting their balls washed by a longtime "lurker"

What's with the quotes.

 

[cst2006]

Do you have any drugs?

What you looking for?

You know, percs, reds, crank, snow, hoopty, hollaback, whack, loopers, sizzurp, Roxanne. Any of those.

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Stop on in GM's thread about nothing and post a photo of yourself in HS or tell a story about going/not going to the prom.

Oh and GFYM.

That was Office Pete Malloy, rush chairman, he was damned glad to meet you.

 

[dozer]

Doesn't he need to go through some kind of mentorship program before he goes posting all willy nilly?

 

[L5UT1ger]

FFA Entrance Exam:

What are your thoughts on gun control? Nope

iOS vs Android? Making the switch to a Note 3 very shortly thanks to the Oat-meister (Otis)

Jews? I like Larry David

Are you a lawyer? Nope

Ever eaten Olive Garden? Chicken Gnocchi soup all day

Annual Salary: Nope

Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team? Play fantasy basketball and baseball, made an architectual draft in high school once?

Have you ever slept with a prostitute? Nope

Define cornhole: Been wondering this for awhile from GMTAN

Obama is a: Cool dude

Broncos or Seahawks? Just want a good game, but put a gun to my head, Broncos

Detail your best weight loss plan: Eat healthy food, don't be a lazy ****

Dog or Stranger? Not sure what this question means, but I love my dog

Highest role achieved at Walgreens? Shoplifter

Stance on legalization of marijuana? Do it up

Don/Dawn down? Don is a male name Dawn is a female name

How can you not know this and call yourself a lurker. You embarrass other lurkers like me. smh.

 

[NCCommish]

Well always nice to have new folks, welcome.

 

[Mjolnirs]

Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.

You are?? I've been on here for like 8 years waiting to hear that I gave solid wimmen advice. Finally I get it, and I can't even take the credit.

It was just about how the culture is so different and the women are much easier going and free spirited, how much they are attracted to american men, etc. You had a girlfriend with family down there (don't remember where "there" is, feel like it was in south america somewhere) but you guys broke up and you traveled there without her knowing because you knew she would want you to visit her family or something and you were bangin multiple chicks while you were there. Where the heck did I get this story from?!? Think I'm losing it.

Pretty sure you're thinking of Mark Sanford.

 

[sbonomo]

Where do you stand on another man cutting your lawn?

meant in the most literal sense. lawnmower. grass.

Another great thread. I'm with you and Woody on this one. I also believe your almost FIL for sure shat your lawn.

One day that story may get revisited. He's far from being a FIL now. Whole lotta #### went down.

anyways.. a man's lawn is sacred ground

Please post the post number in the title when you do this.....

 

[TheIronSheik]

Doesn't he need to go through some kind of mentorship program before he goes posting all willy nilly?

It's like they're just letting anyone in these days.