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[St. Louis Bob]

Wow.

The word "gullible" keeps coming to mind.

When I was 13, I overheard this cute gal whisper to friend how she was going to get me to buy her a pretzel from the concession stand.

When she came over, looking good, I told her to buy her own, I wasn't her Daddy.

She was . I was .

GB that gold diggin tramp. She has saved me a small fortune I'm sure.

 

[(HULK)]

I don't mean to be a hater, because I think this girl is very attractive already, but I do feel that if she's going to go for plastic surgery, she'd be better off getting a nose job instead of honkers.

Thats said, a tall, skinny girl with Cs is definitely a head turner. I just think she has more, um, "beauty potential" if she were to get her nose altered.

 

[Disco Stu]

Believe it.

1. Email address checks out.

2. Help wanted.

again, i will believe it when my requirements are met.

Fair enough.

 

[Gamblor]

I don't mean to be a hater, because I think this girl is very attractive already, but I do feel that if she's going to go for plastic surgery, she'd be better off getting a nose job instead of honkers.

Thats said, a tall, skinny girl with Cs is definitely a head turner. I just think she has more, um, "beauty potential" if she were to get her nose altered.

 

[Disco Stu]

I don't mean to be a hater, because I think this girl is very attractive already, but I do feel that if she's going to go for plastic surgery, she'd be better off getting a nose job instead of honkers.

Thats said, a tall, skinny girl with Cs is definitely a head turner. I just think she has more, um, "beauty potential" if she were to get her nose altered.

I'm not seeing a nose problem.

 

[(HULK)]

I don't mean to be a hater, because I think this girl is very attractive already, but I do feel that if she's going to go for plastic surgery, she'd be better off getting a nose job instead of honkers.

Thats said, a tall, skinny girl with Cs is definitely a head turner.  I just think she has more, um, "beauty potential" if she were to get her nose altered.

I'm not seeing a nose problem.

Maybe its just my personal taste. I don't like her nose.I guess bigger "assets" will have more overall general appeal. I mean, who doesn't like C's on a skinny girl?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I don't mean to be a hater, because I think this girl is very attractive already, but I do feel that if she's going to go for plastic surgery, she'd be better off getting a nose job instead of honkers.

Thats said, a tall, skinny girl with Cs is definitely a head turner. I just think she has more, um, "beauty potential" if she were to get her nose altered.

And she never posted here again ...

 

[(HULK)]

Don't blame me, bagger said it first:

Bagger's post

 

[pgreenfan]

I don't mean to be a hater, because I think this girl is very attractive already, but I do feel that if she's going to go for plastic surgery, she'd be better off getting a nose job instead of honkers.

Thats said, a tall, skinny girl with Cs is definitely a head turner.  I just think she has more, um, "beauty potential" if she were to get her nose altered.

I'm not seeing a nose problem.

Maybe its just my personal taste. I don't like her nose.I guess bigger "assets" will have more overall general appeal. I mean, who doesn't like C's on a skinny girl?

$8,000 should be enough for both. No?

 

[(HULK)]

Valid point.

After some comments, I'm re-evaluating my stance.

Get the b bs honey. They'll be more universally welcomed.

I may not care for your nose, but I'm sure plenty of other people will like it.

 

[Clayton Gray]

Seriously, what proof do we have that this is not an alias here?

I will vouch, however, for the very REAL e-mail received from her hotness posted above. :confirmed:

I will vouch that she confirmed via e-mail that she was here.

 

[Joe Bryant]

Seriously, what proof do we have that this is not an alias here?

I will vouch, however, for the very REAL e-mail received from her hotness posted above.  :confirmed:

I will vouch that she confirmed via e-mail that she was here.

at "she". You guys need to get out more. A lot more.J

 

[Otis]

Seriously, what proof do we have that this is not an alias here?

I will vouch, however, for the very REAL e-mail received from her hotness posted above. :confirmed:

I will vouch that she confirmed via e-mail that she was here.

at "she". You guys need to get out more. A lot more.J

Wow. Owned by JB. All of you.

 

[lefteye]

Seriously, what proof do we have that this is not an alias here?

I will vouch, however, for the very REAL e-mail received from her hotness posted above. :confirmed:

I will vouch that she confirmed via e-mail that she was here.

at "she". You guys need to get out more. A lot more.J

Don't bite the hand that feeds you!

 

[Great Grinchy Trick]

probably some dude hitting you guys up for beer money.

 

[Early_10]

Seriously, what proof do we have that this is not an alias here?

I will vouch, however, for the very REAL e-mail received from her hotness posted above.  :confirmed:

I will vouch that she confirmed via e-mail that she was here.

at "she". You guys need to get out more. A lot more.J

THERE ARE NO MEN ON THE INTERNET!

 

[Early_10]

Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!

Lauren - Thanks for the e-mail:

Hey [Otis]!

I love New York! I haven't been in a few years, but I'm going to come and take you up on that offer! You're so cute, I'd have too!!!

You stumbled on to my blog huh? How did you find it?

I'm glad that you did, and I hope you keep coming back. I'm having alot of fun with it, and I've met some crazy people! Let me know if you have any fun ideas for me. Enjoy!

Lauren

Here's how that date would go for Lauren

I've missed you TB.

 

[pettifogger]

Sure! I saw the links coming in from it, and I thought I might come check it out.

Just to clear something up here, you guys have to read who posted the blogs. For instance, the one talking about the guys working out to gain muscles, ect. Wasn't posted by me! Ok...

Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!

That cockblocker Otis lives in NYC. He needs to leave the SMU hotties to his Dallas buddies.

Now we DEFINITELY need a happy hour soon!

If she's smart, she agrees to show up when a certain donation level is reached.

Money exchanged is intended for companionship and modeling services only. Anything else that may or may not occur is a matter of personal choice between two consenting adults of legal age and is not contracted for, nor is it requested to be contracted for, in any manner. This is not an offer of prostitution. Calling me constitutes acceptance of these terms.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wow. Owned by JB. All of you.

Not me buddy.

 

[3C's]

Seriously, what proof do we have that this is not an alias here?

I will vouch, however, for the very REAL e-mail received from her hotness posted above. :confirmed:

I will vouch that she confirmed via e-mail that she was here.

at "she". You guys need to get out more. A lot more.J

It's your fault. You created this mess.

 

[Joe Bryant]

Seriously, what proof do we have that this is not an alias here?

I will vouch, however, for the very REAL e-mail received from her hotness posted above.  :confirmed:

I will vouch that she confirmed via e-mail that she was here.

at "she". You guys need to get out more. A lot more.J

It's your fault. You created this mess.

Thanks 3C.Now I feel a lot better....

J

 

[Clayton Gray]

Seriously, what proof do we have that this is not an alias here?

I will vouch, however, for the very REAL e-mail received from her hotness posted above.  :confirmed:

I will vouch that she confirmed via e-mail that she was here.

at "she". You guys need to get out more. A lot more.J

No wait....

 

[Joe Bryant]

Seriously, what proof do we have that this is not an alias here?

I will vouch, however, for the very REAL e-mail received from her hotness posted above.  :confirmed:

I will vouch that she confirmed via e-mail that she was here.

at "she". You guys need to get out more. A lot more.J

No wait....

Ok. This made me laugh.J

 

[pantagrapher]

I step away for a few minutes and things get interesting.

 

[bagger.]

when did the beak join FBG?

 

[Righetti]

Otis.. get her to put up an "I <heart> TO" shirt and post it

 

[pantagrapher]

Otis.. get her to put up an "I <heart> TO" shirt and post it

Or a Ron Mexico jersey.

 

[Righetti]

Otis.. get her to put up an "I <heart> TO" shirt and post it

Or a Ron Mexico jersey.

if she puts on a Mexico or a heart TO jersey I will donate $20

 

[culdeus]

Wonder if she'd show up to a FBG Dallas cornhole as an "appearance fee"?

Seeing she lives prolly <1mile from me.

 

[pantagrapher]

Wonder if she'd show up to a FBG Dallas cornhole as an "appearance fee"?

Seeing she lives prolly <1mile from me.

If you Dallas FBGs pull that off, then I will have left town a few months too soon.

 

[culdeus]

Wonder if she'd show up to a FBG Dallas cornhole as an "appearance fee"?

Seeing she lives prolly <1mile from me.

If you Dallas FBGs pull that off, then I will have left town a few months too soon.

Don't worry it prolly ain't happening anytime soon. Maybe we can get Stu to hit her up for a date though?

 

[doughboydeluxe]

Wonder if she'd show up to a FBG Dallas cornhole as an "appearance fee"?

Seeing she lives prolly <1mile from me. 

She's asking the innernets to give her $9K for new b bs, so I don't think she'd have a problem with accepting an appearance fee.

 

[Disco Stu]

Wonder if she'd show up to a FBG Dallas cornhole as an "appearance fee"?

Seeing she lives prolly <1mile from me. 

If you Dallas FBGs pull that off, then I will have left town a few months too soon.

Don't worry it prolly ain't happening anytime soon. Maybe we can get Stu to hit her up for a date though?

 

[culdeus]

Wonder if she'd show up to a FBG Dallas cornhole as an "appearance fee"?

Seeing she lives prolly <1mile from me.

If you Dallas FBGs pull that off, then I will have left town a few months too soon.

Don't worry it prolly ain't happening anytime soon. Maybe we can get Stu to hit her up for a date though?

LETS GET THIS DONE

 

[Texican]

Wonder if she'd show up to a FBG Dallas cornhole as an "appearance fee"?

Seeing she lives prolly <1mile from me. 

She's asking the innernets to give her $9K for new b bs, so I don't think she'd have a problem with accepting an appearance fee.

or other fees for services rendered?

 

[Joe T]

Wonder if she'd show up to a FBG Dallas cornhole as an "appearance fee"?

Seeing she lives prolly <1mile from me. 

If you Dallas FBGs pull that off, then I will have left town a few months too soon.

this might actually help us pull it off...

 

[augmentlauren]

Yes, it was really me posting here...

 

[augmentlauren]

Yes, it was really me posting here...

"Hey Lauren,Some of the guys on the board are still not sure you really are you (if that makes sense).

Can you post a picture on your site where you hold a piece of paper that says something like, "Hey FBGs"?"

This was in my inbox... Sure!

 

[JAA]

Yes, it was really me posting here...

"Hey Lauren,Some of the guys on the board are still not sure you really are you (if that makes sense).

Can you post a picture on your site where you hold a piece of paper that says something like, "Hey FBGs"?"

This was in my inbox... Sure!

OMGhi2U!!!

 

[pantagrapher]

Yes, it was really me posting here...

"Hey Lauren,Some of the guys on the board are still not sure you really are you (if that makes sense).

Can you post a picture on your site where you hold a piece of paper that says something like, "Hey FBGs"?"

This was in my inbox... Sure!

 

[augmentlauren]

Yes, it was really me posting here...

"Hey Lauren,Some of the guys on the board are still not sure you really are you (if that makes sense).

Can you post a picture on your site where you hold a piece of paper that says something like, "Hey FBGs"?"

This was in my inbox... Sure!

Hmmm... posting a special picture just for you guys... You guys get the recognition, what do I get??

 

[pantagrapher]

Yes, it was really me posting here...

"Hey Lauren,Some of the guys on the board are still not sure you really are you (if that makes sense).

Can you post a picture on your site where you hold a piece of paper that says something like, "Hey FBGs"?"

This was in my inbox... Sure!

Hmmm... posting a special picture just for you guys... You guys get the recognition, what do I get??

larry_boy will write you a check for $1,500.

 

[shining path]

I'm still in love with her legs.

 

[augmentlauren]

I'm still in love with her legs.

thank you!

 

[shining path]

I'm still in love with her legs.

thank you!

No, thank you. I believe I speak for leg men everywhere when I implore you not to get this surgery done.

 

[Pygmy Marmoset]

Yes, it was really me posting here...

"Hey Lauren,Some of the guys on the board are still not sure you really are you (if that makes sense).

Can you post a picture on your site where you hold a piece of paper that says something like, "Hey FBGs"?"

This was in my inbox... Sure!

Hmmm... posting a special picture just for you guys... You guys get the recognition, what do I get??

My understanding is that you've received money from some people here. Is that incorrect? And let's face it - if that was in one day.... well, in all likelihood, our poker players will get drunk again.

 

[doughboydeluxe]

Yes, it was really me posting here...

"Hey Lauren,Some of the guys on the board are still not sure you really are you (if that makes sense).

Can you post a picture on your site where you hold a piece of paper that says something like, "Hey FBGs"?"

This was in my inbox... Sure!

Hmmm... posting a special picture just for you guys... You guys get the recognition, what do I get??

My understanding is that you've received money from some people here. Is that incorrect? And let's face it - if that was in one day.... well, in all likelihood, our poker players will get drunk again.

...and again...I stand by my assessement from last night

 

[culdeus]

So, would you go out with a group of 3-5+ of us in Dallas? We have a resident lesbian that would come along to make it seem more normal.

What you think of the Loon.

SMU alum (masters) as well here.

 

[doughboydeluxe]

I'm still in love with her legs.

thank you!

No, thank you. I believe I speak for leg men everywhere when I implore you not to get this surgery done.

I don't think they are cutting off her legs and implanting them in her breasts (thank God), so I think we are OK either way. I don't think she needs implants, but that's her prerrogative whether or not she wants them. If she starts talking about calf impants or some such nonsense, then we's a gonna fight...

 

[doughboydeluxe]

So, would you go out with a group of 3-5+ of us in Dallas? We have a resident lesbian that would come along to make it seem more normal.

What you think of the Loon.

SMU alum (masters) as well here.

I think if both Lauren AND Mac show up, we'll have guys flying in from around the country.