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Cripes! If she would put on about 10 toned pounds she might grow some boobs naturally and not look like a frigging toothpick. Instead of raking guys about her wanting fake boobs maybeshe ought to work out and drink a few protein shakes instead of buying fake boobs!

 
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Cripes! If she would put on about 10 toned pounds she might grow some boobs naturally and not look like a frigging toothpick. Instead of raking guys about her wanting fake boobs maybeshe ought to work out and drink a few protein shakes instead of buying fake boobs!
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I think that she is better off putting on those 10 pounds surgically. This way you know it goes to all the right places. Trying to gain a few pounds might just end up putting them in all the wrong places.

 
Cripes! If she would put on about 10 toned pounds she might grow some boobs naturally and not look like a frigging toothpick. Instead of raking guys about her wanting fake boobs maybeshe ought to work out and drink a few protein shakes instead of buying fake boobs!
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I think that she is better off putting on those 10 pounds surgically. This way you know it goes to all the right places. Trying to gain a few pounds might just end up putting them in all the wrong places.
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You did notice the "10 toned pounds", right? I am not suggesting that she sits on her ### watching TV and gorging on sticks of butter. She would need to workout. And a pair of boobs that weigh 5 pounds each are likely going to be more than a small C cup; and she will still be borderline emaciated; well, except for huge 5 pound fake boobs.
 
Cripes! If she would put on about 10 toned pounds she might grow some boobs naturally and not look like a frigging toothpick. Instead of raking guys about her wanting fake boobs maybeshe ought to work out and drink a few protein shakes instead of buying fake boobs!
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I think that she is better off putting on those 10 pounds surgically. This way you know it goes to all the right places. Trying to gain a few pounds might just end up putting them in all the wrong places.
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You did notice the "10 toned pounds", right? I am not suggesting that she sits on her ### watching TV and gorging on sticks of butter. She would need to workout. And a pair of boobs that weigh 5 pounds each are likely going to be more than a small C cup; and she will still be borderline emaciated; well, except for huge 5 pound fake boobs.
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I am not sure that "10 toned pounds" will go to her chest. Actually, no .... I didn't notice the "toned".

 
Cripes! If she would put on about 10 toned pounds she might grow some boobs naturally and not look like a frigging toothpick. Instead of raking guys about her wanting fake boobs maybeshe ought to work out and drink a few protein shakes instead of buying fake boobs!
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I've got to agree here. A better diet and workout routine would go a long way toward improving the chassis..... :thumbup:
 
Cripes! If she would put on about 10 toned pounds she might grow some boobs naturally and not look like a frigging toothpick. Instead of raking guys about her wanting fake boobs maybeshe ought to work out and drink a few protein shakes instead of buying fake boobs!
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I've got to agree here. A better diet and workout routine would go a long way toward improving the chassis..... :thumbup:
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I don't think that she needs to worry about the chassis. She just wants air scoops without adding a spoiler or ground effects.
 
Cripes! If she would put on about 10 toned pounds she might grow some boobs naturally and not look like a frigging toothpick. Instead of raking guys about her wanting fake boobs maybeshe ought to work out and drink a few protein shakes instead of buying fake boobs!
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I've got to agree here. A better diet and workout routine would go a long way toward improving the chassis..... :thumbup:
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I don't think that she needs to worry about the chassis. She just wants air scoops without adding a spoiler or ground effects.
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:lmao:
 
So, would you go out with a group of 3-5+ of us in Dallas?  We have a resident lesbian that would come along to make it seem more normal.

What you think of the Loon.

SMU alum (masters) as well here.
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:whistle:
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I love the Loon!
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LETS DO IT
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Hmmm.... meeting strangers at a bar. How on earth would I recognize you?Well, you would recognize me huh?
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Get Aaron back in here. Surely he can help with this.
 
Lauren:

I'll take a PM.

By the way, in the wake of all this, is it too early for me to say:

InvisiWHO?

 
I imagine that if she can't crack the $200 level including FBG contributions, that $9000 goal is gonna be pretty tough to get to overall.

 
I imagine that if she can't crack the $200 level including FBG contributions, that $9000 goal is gonna be pretty tough to get to overall.
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What, you mean there AREN'T guys lining up all over the internet to give away money to a stranger?
 
I imagine that if she can't crack the $200 level including FBG contributions, that $9000 goal is gonna be pretty tough to get to overall.
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What, you mean there AREN'T guys lining up all over the internet to give away money to a stranger?
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Says the man who gave Tanner $10 for poker.And he doesn't even have breasts. At least I hope he doesn't.

 
I cant believe how many of you guys are falling all over yourselves over some college chick begging for money for new funbags that none of you will ever get to see or play with.

I bet when she goes out with her friends she tells them stories about these desperate and pathetic FBG forum guys that are all flash and no cash.

 
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I cant believe how many of you guys are falling all over yourselves over some college chick begging for money for new funbags that none of you will ever get to see or play with.

I bet when she goes out with her friends she tells them stories about these desperate and pathetic FBG forum guys that are all flash and no cash.
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Yeah, maybe...but c'mon, this thread has been FUN.
 
I cant believe how many of you guys are falling all over yourselves over some college chick begging for money for new funbags that none of you will ever get to see or play with.

I bet when she goes out with her friends she tells them stories about these desperate and pathetic FBG forum guys that are all flash and no cash.
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Yeah, maybe...but c'mon, this thread has been FUN.
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Maybe for the first 7 or 8 pages...after that hasnt been worth much...
 
I cant believe how many of you guys are falling all over yourselves over some college chick begging for money for new funbags that none of you will ever get to see or play with.

I bet when she goes out with her friends she tells them stories about these desperate and pathetic FBG forum guys that are all flash and no cash.
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Yeah, maybe...but c'mon, this thread has been FUN.
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Maybe for the first 7 or 8 pages...after that hasnt been worth much...
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But how many other threads around here stay entertaining for that long?
 
I cant believe how many of you guys are falling all over yourselves over some college chick begging for money for new funbags that none of you will ever get to see or play with.

I bet when she goes out with her friends she tells them stories about these desperate and pathetic FBG forum guys that are all flash and no cash.
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Yeah, maybe...but c'mon, this thread has been FUN.
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Maybe for the first 7 or 8 pages...after that hasnt been worth much...
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So you just came in here to tell us we're all stupid? :rolleyes:

 
I cant believe how many of you guys are falling all over yourselves over some college chick begging for money for new funbags that none of you will ever get to see or play with.

I bet when she goes out with her friends she tells them stories about these desperate and pathetic FBG forum guys that are all flash and no cash.
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Yeah, maybe...but c'mon, this thread has been FUN.
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Maybe for the first 7 or 8 pages...after that hasnt been worth much...
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So you just came in here to tell us we're all stupid? :rolleyes:
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No...I sayin that some guys act like they just won the lottery cause this chick actually conversed with them. But now that I think about it, for some guys around here, thats probably the most action theyve got from a woman in months, so I guess its justified. :shrug:

 
I cant believe how many of you guys are falling all over yourselves over some college chick begging for money for new funbags that none of you will ever get to see or play with.

I bet when she goes out with her friends she tells them stories about these desperate and pathetic FBG forum guys that are all flash and no cash.
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Yeah, maybe...but c'mon, this thread has been FUN.
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Maybe for the first 7 or 8 pages...after that hasnt been worth much...
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So you just came in here to tell us we're all stupid? :rolleyes:
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No...I sayin that some guys act like they just won the lottery cause this chick actually conversed with them. But now that I think about it, for some guys around here, thats probably the most action theyve got from a woman in months, so I guess its justified. :shrug:
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I thought all of the guys here were already married to either 9's or perfect 10's. Lauren is a beautiful girl but since everyone posting only dates supermodels why all the commotion?
 
I am not so sure about that. Someone seems to be monitoring the thread and deleting single posts. My guess is that this is in an attempt to shelter Lauren from ... something.

I have posted a few messages and some of them were deleted, so it looks like big brother is watching out for Lauren.
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Yes. I may think the thing is :rolleyes: but she's a woman visiting this big group of mostly guys. (And sexist or chauvanistic or whatever, that means something to me) and I won't let the stuff said in the somethingawful forum be said to her here.

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You have NO idea how much I appriciate that!
 
Lauren,

How close to your $9,000 goal are you?
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NOT CLOSE at all... I've only got about $156.... still.
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Its a difficult situation asking for free money. Most that donate (and certainly those that might donate a large amount of money) are probably hoping to get something in return. But still, at the end of the day, it's a fun concept and an enjoyable site to read.
 
Lauren,

How close to your $9,000 goal are you?
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NOT CLOSE at all... I've only got about $156.... still.
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Its a difficult situation asking for free money. Most that donate (and certainly those that might donate a large amount of money) are probably hoping to get something in return. But still, at the end of the day, it's a fun concept and an enjoyable site to read.
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:goodposting: You're not providing anthing in return. Not saying you should be stripping for photos (although nobody here would complain :excited: ) but what you're doing is essentially begging.

I mean, why would anybody give money to some girl in Texas who they'll never meet?

:shrug:

 
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