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[Schmegma]

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun.

Surgery = fun?

 

[ILUVBEER99]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

Are you a psychology major?

 

[augmentlauren]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If "Lotion" and "Washcloth" are on AIM get the hell out of there. They are likely alias' from this board and they always work together. :forewarned:

"Salty lotion cleanup on 22 year old in aisle three. Please proceed with washcloth and picture of Chemical X."

Fixed, but I like yours as an alternate.

nice

 

[augmentlauren]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

Are you a psychology major?

Why do you ask?

 

[ILUVBEER99]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

Are you a psychology major?

Why do you ask?

after you answer this question i'll have another.

 

[cobalt_27]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

Are you a psychology major?

Why do you ask?

after you answer this question i'll have another.

I love this game.

 

[Disco Stu]

so Otis either found her, or she must be reading the thread I bumped - if only they would show us who is reading / replying to threads....

Profiles down?

AliasStatus  (Active in topic: (Poker) $100K in 100 days)

 

[Alias]

 

[Disco Stu]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If "Lotion" and "Washcloth" are on AIM get the hell out of there. They are likely alias' from this board and they always work together. :forewarned:

Lotion and Washcloth huh? I'll be on the lookout..."Cleanup on the 22 yr. olds aisle"

Lauren = feeling saucy today

First the rodeo school (where I assume she took a course in Reverse Cowgirl) and then this...

 

[DoctorDetroit]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

Are you a psychology major?

Why do you ask?

I'll tell you what, this interaction alone would make a good Grad School Thesis. Psychology THESIS: BY LAUREN

TITLE: Men will pay for boobs

THESIS STATEMENT: Horny older men and their tendency to gravitate toward younger women on Football forums is a salient revelation closely related to both economic and physical manifestations dictated by various psychological transactions. This study will prove the viable economic possibilities through the use of the power of boobs, and will additionally explore the notion of a male dominated culture being brought to its knees with subtle but thorough female verbal intercourse.

 

[ffjunk]

...being brought to its knees with subtle but thorough female verbal intercourse.

Liftoff.

 

[rolyaTy]

THESIS STATEMENT: Horny older men and their tendency to gravitate toward younger women on Football forums is a salient revelation closely related to both economic and physical manifestations dictated by various psychological transactions. This study will prove the viable economic possibilities through the use of the power of boobs, and will additionally explore the notion of a male dominated culture being brought to its knees with subtle but thorough female verbal intercourse.

verbal is a synonym for oral right?Giggity.

 

[Disco Stu]

THESIS STATEMENT: Horny older men and their tendency to gravitate toward younger women on Football forums is a salient revelation closely related to both economic and physical manifestations dictated by various psychological transactions.  This study will prove the viable economic possibilities through the use of the power of boobs, and will additionally explore the notion of a male dominated culture being brought to its knees with subtle but thorough female verbal intercourse.

verbal is a synonym for oral right?Giggity.

 

[Peyton Marino]

How's it hangin Lauren?

 

[shining path]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

I don't have any real money. Would you accept Chuck E. Cheese tokens instead?

 

[DoctorDetroit]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

I don't have any real money. Would you accept Chuck E. Cheese tokens instead?

I would. But I'm easy.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Dear AugmentLauren,

If you can't afford a boob job, why not try eating a lot of fatty food? That will increase your chest size as well.

Sincerely,

Scott "hot" Norwood

 

[Jaysus]

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun.

Surgery = fun?

Dude, big ####### = fun 100% of the time. If you dispute this, turn your man card in at the door and get the heck out, as your kind ain't welcome here.

 

[DoctorDetroit]

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun.

Surgery = fun?

Dude, big ####### = fun 100% of the time. If you dispute this, turn your man card in at the toohe, and get the heck out, as your kind ain't welcome here.

This is gospel.

 

[cobalt_27]

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun.

Surgery = fun?

Dude, big ####### = fun 100% of the time. If you dispute this, turn your man card in at the toohe, and get the heck out, as your kind ain't welcome here.

I think the contention is that they aren't really big #######--they're big blobs of silicone. So, to review:

1. Must raise $9000.

2. Go through painful surgery.

3. Endure scars

4. Eye candy, sure, but..

5. Fakery can't beat the real thing.

And, yes, I would take (Small + Real) over (Big + Fake) any and every day of the friggin' week.

 

[Jaysus]

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun.

Surgery = fun?

Dude, big ####### = fun 100% of the time. If you dispute this, turn your man card in at the toohe, and get the heck out, as your kind ain't welcome here.

I think the contention is that they aren't really big #######--they're big blobs of silicone. So, to review:

1. Must raise $9000.

2. Go through painful surgery.

3. Endure scars

4. Eye candy, sure, but..

5. Fakery can't beat the real thing.

And, yes, I would take (Small + Real) over (Big + Fake) any and every day of the friggin' week.

wimp

 

[cobalt_27]

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun.

Surgery = fun?

Dude, big ####### = fun 100% of the time. If you dispute this, turn your man card in at the toohe, and get the heck out, as your kind ain't welcome here.

I think the contention is that they aren't really big #######--they're big blobs of silicone. So, to review:

1. Must raise $9000.

2. Go through painful surgery.

3. Endure scars

4. Eye candy, sure, but..

5. Fakery can't beat the real thing.

And, yes, I would take (Small + Real) over (Big + Fake) any and every day of the friggin' week.

wimp

Just keepin' it real. Tryin' to, at least.

 

[DoctorDetroit]

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun.

Surgery = fun?

Dude, big ####### = fun 100% of the time. If you dispute this, turn your man card in at the toohe, and get the heck out, as your kind ain't welcome here.

I think the contention is that they aren't really big #######--they're big blobs of silicone. So, to review:

1. Must raise $9000.

2. Go through painful surgery.

3. Endure scars

4. Eye candy, sure, but..

5. Fakery can't beat the real thing.

And, yes, I would take (Small + Real) over (Big + Fake) any and every day of the friggin' week.

She is tall, pretty, smart and she likes dogs. I like her without the big jubblies but I think she should do what makes her feel best. I think both you and Jaysus have valid points but neither count in the end. Well, unless you are giving her some or giving her some

 

[WittyName]

i'm too apathetic to scroll 18 pages of jibberish to find out if this has been mentioned, but she's no raina.

 

[cobalt_27]

She is tall, pretty, smart and she likes dogs. I like her without the big jubblies but I think she should do what makes her feel best. I think both you and Jaysus have valid points but neither count in the end. Well, unless you are giving her some or giving her some

Link?

 

[DoctorDetroit]

She is tall, pretty, smart and she likes dogs.  I like her without the big jubblies but I think she should do what makes her feel best.  I think both you and Jaysus have valid points but neither count in the end.  Well, unless you are giving her some or giving her some

Link?

Potential? I can't be 100 percent sure but she handles herself pretty well here. ####, I don't know I'm just conversing here.

 

[cobalt_27]

She is tall, pretty, smart and she likes dogs. I like her without the big jubblies but I think she should do what makes her feel best. I think both you and Jaysus have valid points but neither count in the end. Well, unless you are giving her some or giving her some

Link?

Potential? I can't be 100 percent sure but she handles herself pretty well here. ####, I don't know I'm just conversing here.

Just conversing, myself. Let's just say there's nothing about this broad I've found the least bit impressive or appealing. Amusing, sure. But, in a sort of unintenional way.

 

[DoctorDetroit]

She is tall, pretty, smart and she likes dogs.  I like her without the big jubblies but I think she should do what makes her feel best.  I think both you and Jaysus have valid points but neither count in the end.  Well, unless you are giving her some or giving her some

Link?

Potential? I can't be 100 percent sure but she handles herself pretty well here. ####, I don't know I'm just conversing here.

Just conversing, myself. Let's just say there's nothing about this broad I've found the least bit impressive or appealing. Amusing, sure. But, in a sort of unintenional way.

That's why I did the thesis statement. I have my theories on this whole thing.

 

[Peyton Marino]

She is tall, pretty, smart and she likes dogs. I like her without the big jubblies but I think she should do what makes her feel best. I think both you and Jaysus have valid points but neither count in the end. Well, unless you are giving her some or giving her some

Needing a boob job to feel good about yourself is not good.

 

[Smoo]

She is tall, pretty, smart and she likes dogs.  I like her without the big jubblies but I think she should do what makes her feel best.  I think both you and Jaysus have valid points but neither count in the end.  Well, unless you are giving her some or giving her some

Needing a boob job to feel good about yourself is not good.

Boobs feel good.Or so I've heard.

 

[Peyton Marino]

She is tall, pretty, smart and she likes dogs.  I like her without the big jubblies but I think she should do what makes her feel best.  I think both you and Jaysus have valid points but neither count in the end.  Well, unless you are giving her some or giving her some

Needing a boob job to feel good about yourself is not good.

Boobs feel good.Or so I've heard.

I was almost lucky enough to find out for myself one time

 

[Otis]

She is tall, pretty, smart and she likes dogs. I like her without the big jubblies but I think she should do what makes her feel best. I think both you and Jaysus have valid points but neither count in the end. Well, unless you are giving her some or giving her some

Needing a boob job to feel good about yourself is not good.

Boobs feel good.Or so I've heard.

I was almost lucky enough to find out for myself one time

 

[culdeus]

I see she made gordonkeith.com list of sites.

along with this gem

 

[Dragons]

I see she made gordonkeith.com list of sites.

along with this gem

 

[Bogart]

I see she made gordonkeith.com list of sites.

along with this gem

GB The Little Hummer Boy

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I see she made gordonkeith.com list of sites.

along with this gem

GB The Little Hummer Boy

God, I Lady Gordon Keith.

 

[Disco Stu]

I see she made gordonkeith.com list of sites.

along with this gem

Lauren comments from Gordo readers...

I’d almost be willing to pay for that chicks funbags if she’d grant me certain liberties. I’d even let her watch Lost while I defile her…although I have no idea what I’d do with the other 58 minutes. I hope she’s not a cuddler…

Comment by Guyinthenextcubicleover — 3/3/2006 @ 10:49 am

Augment Lauren’s photos give me a penis implant! She doesn’t need implants at all…I would give her a throat-baby anytime!

Comment by casbuffs1 — 3/3/2006 @ 12:00 pm

I will help Lauren. Hard.

Comment by the late Jack Wild — 3/3/2006 @ 2:11 pm

 

[dickey moe]

She is tall, pretty, smart and she likes dogs. I like her without the big jubblies but I think she should do what makes her feel best. I think both you and Jaysus have valid points but neither count in the end. Well, unless you are giving her some or giving her some

Needing a boob job to feel good about yourself is not good.

Boobs feel good.Or so I've heard.

Like bags of sand.

 

[Otis]

I see she made gordonkeith.com list of sites.

along with this gem

Lauren comments from Gordo readers...

I’d almost be willing to pay for that chicks funbags if she’d grant me certain liberties. I’d even let her watch Lost while I defile her…although I have no idea what I’d do with the other 58 minutes. I hope she’s not a cuddler…

Comment by Guyinthenextcubicleover — 3/3/2006 @ 10:49 am

Augment Lauren’s photos give me a penis implant! She doesn’t need implants at all…I would give her a throat-baby anytime!

Comment by casbuffs1 — 3/3/2006 @ 12:00 pm

I will help Lauren. Hard.

Comment by the late Jack Wild — 3/3/2006 @ 2:11 pm

Cage-worthy.

 

[doughboydeluxe]

I see she made gordonkeith.com list of sites.

along with this gem

Lauren comments from Gordo readers...

I’d almost be willing to pay for that chicks funbags if she’d grant me certain liberties. I’d even let her watch Lost while I defile her…although I have no idea what I’d do with the other 58 minutes. I hope she’s not a cuddler…

Comment by Guyinthenextcubicleover — 3/3/2006 @ 10:49 am

Augment Lauren’s photos give me a penis implant! She doesn’t need implants at all…I would give her a throat-baby anytime!

Comment by casbuffs1 — 3/3/2006 @ 12:00 pm

I will help Lauren. Hard.

Comment by the late Jack Wild — 3/3/2006 @ 2:11 pm

I wonder if this is the real Gordo?

 

[augmentlauren]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

Are you a psychology major?

Why do you ask?

after you answer this question i'll have another.

No, I am not currently a psychology major...

 

[augmentlauren]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

I don't have any real money. Would you accept Chuck E. Cheese tokens instead?

Sure! Are you going to join me in an arousing game of "skee ball"?

 

[Otis]

I heart Lauren's avatar.

 

[DoctorDetroit]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

I don't have any real money. Would you accept Chuck E. Cheese tokens instead?

Sure! Are you going to join me in an arousing game of "skee ball"?

Lots of bending and scoring in skee-ball.

 

[augmentlauren]

I'm a bit down after too much fun last night... but I finally got some new pics on my site.

 

[shining path]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

I don't have any real money. Would you accept Chuck E. Cheese tokens instead?

Sure! Are you going to join me in an arousing game of "skee ball"?

As long as the machine is still dispensing "tickets" so I can exchange them for some "Ziggy stickers" for my "Trapper Keeper" over at the "gift-counter", if you know what I mean.

 

[doughboydeluxe]

I'm a bit down after too much fun last night... but I finally got some new pics on my site.

 

[shining path]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

I don't have any real money. Would you accept Chuck E. Cheese tokens instead?

Sure! Are you going to join me in an arousing game of "skee ball"?

As long as the machine is still dispensing "tickets" so I can exchange them for some "Ziggy stickers" for my "Trapper Keeper" over at the "gift-counter", if you know what I mean.

God this is making me hot.

 

[doughboydeluxe]

Lauren should be on AIM chatting with Otis right now.

This is unacceptable.

Lauren is on

If you work Otis over good you could very well have him pay the entire amount.He's lost more than that in one session of poker, so he's probably better off investing in you.

Good luck.

Well, I'm not out to beg for money. I'm doing this for fun. If people want to help and donate, then great! If not, that's ok too!

I don't have any real money. Would you accept Chuck E. Cheese tokens instead?

Sure! Are you going to join me in an arousing game of "skee ball"?

Let's review...Skee-ball is arousing

Jenga is arousing

You claim to be magically delicious

IN

 

[augmentlauren]

What does the "IN" mean?