**SNF in NRG Stadium Lions at Texans** (+3.5, 49.0) (2 Viewers)

[BobbyLayne]

5

 

[Mt. Man]

#5. Ridiculous.

 

[IHEARTFF]

Omg these qbs are wildly inaccurate man

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Whoa, Goff gives it right back. Does he have stomach flu, or something?

 

[FreeBaGeL]

This is just some terrible quarterbacking. It's not even that great of defense. Most of them have been single coverage and just way off target.

 

[travdogg]

Hopefully we can stop that (in my opinion always undeserved) MVP talk now

 

[Truebluey]

What on earth are they doing with these playcalls? No need to throw a jump ball like that in the 3rd quarter.

 

[BobbyLayne]

new career high for Jared

 

[Wingnut]

Wow

 

[Jayded]

Jared out there seeing Darnold ghosts

 

[BobbyLayne]

Carlton Davis III got concussed there

 

[Man In The Box]

Some of these picks would be pretty good punts so there’s that.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Looked like he got kicked in the ankle?

 

[BLOCKED_PUNT]

So I guess this weeks nfl script was "lets have a bunch of QBs throw a bunch of picks."

 

[Buckna]

Not going to show us the Hold penalty?

 

[Jayded]

This friggin offense man. Slowik is handed 5 turnovers and still only has a 10 point lead. He’s about to go full turtle too

 

[Houston turmOiler]

Now that Kenyon Green is out people can focus on how bad Shaq Mason sucks at pass blocking too

 

[rockaction]

NFC North looking a bit overrated today. 12-7 MN over JAX. 10-3 NE over CHI.

Now this.

I haven’t been impressed with the NFC North this year. Not when Darnold and Goff are your flagship QBs.

 

[travdogg]

So I guess this weeks nfl script was "lets have a bunch of QBs throw a bunch of picks."

And amazingly none of those QBs were Bryce Young

 

[rockaction]

Weird to hear Houston fans complaining about their offense when it scored 23 points in a half.

The Jets would take that all day every day.

 

[simsarge]

Whoa, Goff gives it right back. Does he have stomach flu, or something?

Color blind. All the red unis look blue

 

[rockaction]

Nnnnniemann!

 

[travdogg]

NFC North looking a bit overrated today. 12-7 MN over JAX. 10-3 NE over CHI.

Now this.

I haven’t been impressed with the NFC North this year. Not when Darnold and Goff are your flagship QBs.

I'd take Jordan Love over either of them.

ETA: Despite the occasional WTF throw.

 

[Man In The Box]

Only down 10. Maybe some intermediate stuff to your all pro receiver would be an idea.

 

[Houston turmOiler]

Weird to hear Houston fans complaining about their offense when it scored 23 points in a half.

The Jets would take that all day every day.

Sure, but the Texans have been gift-wrapped turnover after turnover. They're leaving points out there just like they have all season

 

[Major]

This friggin offense man. Slowik is handed 5 turnovers and still only has a 10 point lead. He’s about to go full turtle too

2nd and 30...let's run up the middle

 

[BobbyLayne]

Texans offense been on 4 series in the third quarter. They have a net of 16 yards.

They had a 32-yard catch by Schultz, but they keep going backward.

 

[Buckna]

Weird to hear Houston fans complaining about their offense when it scored 23 points in a half.

The Jets would take that all day every day.

Only up by 10 against the #1 offense in the league that hung 52 on a team two weeks ago. Lot of time left too

 

[Penguin]

Texans without Nico or Diggs as well as a starting OLineman, on the road, against one on the best defensive teams

 

[BobbyLayne]

8 for 21

1/4 with 2 INTs this quarter

 

[Penguin]

Hell of a play by Gibbs

 

[Houston turmOiler]

Man I wish Slowik could make great calls like that 3rd down

 

[Buckna]

When did LaPorta get hurt?

 

[BobbyLayne]

LaPorta 10 minutes in the blue tent questionable to return? missed that

 

[Mt. Man]

"interesting" 3rd down call there.

 

[Penguin]

Laporta

He's a Kumquat

 

[efactor]

Run Monty on 3rd and 7?

 

[SayWhat?]

"interesting" 3rd down call there.

Well you don’t want to risk a 6th Goff pick.

 

[Penguin]

"interesting" 3rd down call there.

Well you don’t want to risk a 6th Goff pick.

LaPorta 10 minutes in the blue tent questionable to return? missed that

"interesting" 3rd down call there.

Well you don’t want to risk a 6th Goff pick.

He's no Nathan Petterman

 

[jon_mx]

If Goff can limit his interception to just one this quarter we have a chance.

 

[GregR]

Not going to show us the Hold penalty?

Showed in stadium. I thought it was as much embellishment as penalty.

 

[jon_mx]

Run Monty on 3rd and 7?

3rd and 7 is a run down for Detroit.

 

[jon_mx]

Secondary is bailing the defense out.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Branch with the PD

had 10 tackles and 5 stops through 3 quarters

 

[Jayded]

Texans have scored 130 first half points this season (14.4 per game). Second half is 71 points (7.9 per game).

That is coming into today. Texans have a second half problem. That is why we are worried

 

[whoknew]

Branch is so damn good.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Run Monty on 3rd and 7?

standard play call for Ben Johnson

usually works out but the Houston front is playing great tonight

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Goff looks like Trevor Lawrence tonight. ugh.

 

[BobbyLayne]

9/23 for the quarterback with the second highest completion percentage in NFL history through 8 games played

 

[BobbyLayne]

generous spot eh