Snickers are basically the worst candy bar, right? (1 Viewer)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

SALTED NUT ROLL

A fine treat, but not a candy bar. It's its own thing. Like a hotdog is not a sandwich.

 

[Zow]

SALTED NUT ROLL

A fine treat, but not a candy bar. It's its own thing. Like a hotdog is not a sandwich.

Now you're just talking crazy.

 

[flapgreen]

Yes

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

SALTED NUT ROLL

A fine treat, but not a candy bar. It's its own thing. Like a hotdog is not a sandwich.

Now you're just talking crazy.

Now?! Sir I'll have you know I was talking crazy since before you were sharing phone plans.

 

[Tom Servo]

SALTED NUT ROLL

A fine treat, but not a candy bar. It's its own thing. Like a hotdog is not a sandwich.

Now you're just talking crazy.

Now?! Sir I'll have you know I was talking crazy since before you were sharing phone plans.

 

[DocHolliday]

The best candy bars in order:

Reese's

Snickers

Kit Kat

Twix

Milky Way

Seems strange that Oatis does not like every candy bar. I thought fat people ate everything. I learned something new today.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

The best candy bars in order:

Reese's

Snickers

Kit Kat

Twix

Milky Way

Seems strange that Oatis does not like every candy bar. I thought fat people ate everything. I learned something new today.

Chocolate covered cookies are not candy bars.

 

[Joe Summer]

The problem with the modern-day Snickers bar is that the caramel, chocolate, nougat and peanuts are all mashed up to the point where it is almost impossible to distinguish the various flavors.

 

[Copeman]

When i think of a candy bar, a Snickers bar always comes to my mind first. It is, and always will be, the KING of candy bars. It is pure awesomeness.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

1. Hershey's - Sure there are other chocolates, and better chocolates, but the Hershey bar is the quintessential chocolate bar. This is due to its ubiquitous nature.

2. Snicker's. Not my favorite, but a solid candy bar by any measure. Its popularity over the last several decades cannot be ignored.

3. Baby Ruth. A solid contender which benefits from its appearance in Caddy Shack.

4. Butterfingers. Tastes great fresh or stale, and really makes a solid showing in D.Q. Blizzards and pies.

5. Heath Bar. Toffee is old school, so it is often overlooked, but old school has its place. Also solid in Blizzards.

Milky Ways and Three Musketeers are never a true disappointment when freely available, like in the kids Halloween bag. They just don't make the top five.

Reese's are probably no more candy bars than are Nut Rolls, Hershey's Kisses, or M & M's. Good to great treats all, but not candy bars.

I don't know what to do with the Toblerone. Always enjoyable, but occupying a weird marketing position.

Mounds and Almond joys are more of a change of pace candy bar.

Chocolate covered cookies are not candy bars simply by inclusion in the candy section of the store.

 

[NutterButter]

Blowout

 

[Limp Ditka]

Chocolate covered cookies are not candy bars.

This one is making my head hurt and I can already see myself losing sleep over it.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

The problem with the modern-day Snickers bar is that the caramel, chocolate, nougat and peanuts are all mashed up to the point where it is almost impossible to distinguish the various flavors.

are you running over your Snickers bars before consuming?!

 

[DocHolliday]

The best candy bars in order:

Reese's

Snickers

Kit Kat

Twix

Milky Way

Seems strange that Oatis does not like every candy bar. I thought fat people ate everything. I learned something new today.

Chocolate covered cookies are not candy bars.

Cups are not candy bars.

I can see your point but do not care. My favorite candy bar is round instead of rectangular.

You guys play by too many rules. Just enjoy the damn candy.

 

[doowain]

I've learned two things from this thread.

• Even fat people can be picky eaters.
• Whatchamacallit is severely underrated.

 

[skol asylum]

Watchamacallit and 100 Grand should be near the top. Also Oh Henry bars.

 

[Chadstroma]

Snickers are the best. No other candy bar is fit to hold it's wrapper.

 

[Wingnut]

Worst candy bar is a two horse race between Mounds and Heath.

Craziness

Yup. Heath bars are awesome.

Also, Snickers is the best candy bar ever.

 

[Mr. Ected]

What's next?

Worst soda: Coke

Worst food: Pizza

I suppose you're a Ginger guy and not Mary Ann too?

Coke sucks

Sampled orange coke at five guys yesterday.

I gagged.

Frozen snickers are awesome. I stole some from my kids and stashed them in the freezer.

Try adding the vanilla flavor to the Coca Cola...

As for candy bars - Snickers - OK, there are better.

Agree with Bit O'Honey and Charleston Chew being much further down the ladder.

No love for the York Peppermint Patty? C'mon!

I'll take almost anything from Ghirardelli! As well as a plain old Hershey Bar.

Does it display my fattness when two favorite places to go are Chocolate Factories? Ghirardelli and Hershey, PA!!

 

[Phil Elliott]

Milkshake candy bar was the best. Snickers is good only if frozen.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

1 Snickers

2 Chocolatey Payday

3 ButterfingerTwixReeces

 

[Spin]

From this thread, I learned that the 100 grand bar is a criminally underrated candy bar.

 

[Megla]

Peterbrookes is just down the street

 

[TLEF316]

Which is the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

 

[captain_amazing]

100 Grand?

 

[Wingnut]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRkqGzCC4s

 

[Snoopy]

Or this one which could suggest a gateway drug? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2CtSHnIKWI

 

[Binky The Doormat]

When i think of a candy bar, a Snickers bar always comes to my mind first. It is, and always will be, the KING of candy bars. It is pure awesomeness.

Says the guy with just pinch between the gum and cheek.

 

[sho nuff]

Which is the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

They all have swirling chocolate.

Not skittles

 

[Buckfast 1]

From this thread, I learned that the 100 grand bar is a criminally underrated candy bar.

100 Grand is a top three candy bar in my book. I also enjoy Baby Ruths, Take 5s, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and Milky Ways.

Snickers are by no means the worst candy bar, but they no better than middle of the road in my book. I rarely, if ever, choose them over other available options. Snickers Ice Cream bars are on point, though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://imgur.com/E7A725C

 

[Copeman]

When i think of a candy bar, a Snickers bar always comes to my mind first. It is, and always will be, the KING of candy bars. It is pure awesomeness.

Says the guy with just pinch between the gum and cheek.

I don't know what this means. Not sure how to take it. Lil help, anyone?

 

[Keith R]

Snickers are to candy as burgers are to meals. Few would consider a burger their favorite meal but it is almost always serviceable.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

When i think of a candy bar, a Snickers bar always comes to my mind first. It is, and always will be, the KING of candy bars. It is pure awesomeness.

Says the guy with just pinch between the gum and cheek.

I don't know what this means. Not sure how to take it. Lil help, anyone?

Isn't that where you put your Copenhagen? This would imply that your taste buds are shot.

 

[Copeman]

When i think of a candy bar, a Snickers bar always comes to my mind first. It is, and always will be, the KING of candy bars. It is pure awesomeness.

Says the guy with just pinch between the gum and cheek.

I don't know what this means. Not sure how to take it. Lil help, anyone?

Isn't that where you put your Copenhagen? This would imply that your taste buds are shot.

I put my Copenhagen under my armpits. Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

 

[lardonastick]

Nutrageous

Whatchamacallit

Take 5

Hershey's

Snickers

Honorable mention to Caramello

 

[Franknbeans]

The problem with Snickers is they come in too many different sizes which throws off the whole chocolate to nougat to caramel ratio. The mini's are pure crap. I actually prefer the large almond ones.

Favorite are probably Baby Ruth.

 

[Foosball God]

100 Grand

Whatchamacallit

3 Musketeers

 

[Foosball God]

Eating a Hershey's is like eating a bar of brown candle wax. Disgusting.

 

[Otis]

Eating a Hershey's is like eating a bar of brown candle wax. Disgusting.

I hope someone rapes your corpse after you die.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Eating a Hershey's is like eating a bar of brown candle wax. Disgusting.

I hope someone rapes your corpse after you die.

How would one rape his corpse before he dies?

I suppose he could be like Norman Bates and possess other corpses he keeps around his place, but that unlikely scenario aside the question stands.

 

[Foosball God]

Eating a Hershey's is like eating a bar of brown candle wax. Disgusting.

I hope someone rapes your corpse after you die.

My corpse would still taste better than a Hersey's

 

[Judge Smails]

1. Hershey's - Sure there are other chocolates, and better chocolates, but the Hershey bar is the quintessential chocolate bar. This is due to its ubiquitous nature.

2. Snicker's. Not my favorite, but a solid candy bar by any measure. Its popularity over the last several decades cannot be ignored.

3. Baby Ruth. A solid contender which benefits from its appearance in Caddy Shack.

4. Butterfingers. Tastes great fresh or stale, and really makes a solid showing in D.Q. Blizzards and pies.

5. Heath Bar. Toffee is old school, so it is often overlooked, but old school has its place. Also solid in Blizzards.

Milky Ways and Three Musketeers are never a true disappointment when freely available, like in the kids Halloween bag. They just don't make the top five.

Reese's are probably no more candy bars than are Nut Rolls, Hershey's Kisses, or M & M's. Good to great treats all, but not candy bars.

I don't know what to do with the Toblerone. Always enjoyable, but occupying a weird marketing position.

Mounds and Almond joys are more of a change of pace candy bar.

Chocolate covered cookies are not candy bars simply by inclusion in the candy section of the store.

Good list, but for some reason I despise Baby Ruth's these days.

 

[Tom Servo]

When i think of a candy bar, a Snickers bar always comes to my mind first. It is, and always will be, the KING of candy bars. It is pure awesomeness.

Says the guy with just pinch between the gum and cheek.

I don't know what this means. Not sure how to take it. Lil help, anyone?

Dude botched the lyric, but it's this.

 

[bryhamm]

So we've leaned that not only does Otis have bad taste in women, but he's got bad taste in candy bars too.

 

[Annyong]

Vanilla ice cream is my favorite candy bar of all time.

 

[Zigg]

I like them all.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

When i think of a candy bar, a Snickers bar always comes to my mind first. It is, and always will be, the KING of candy bars. It is pure awesomeness.

Says the guy with just pinch between the gum and cheek.

I don't know what this means. Not sure how to take it. Lil help, anyone?

Dude botched the lyric, but it's this.

Yeah I put the gum before the cheek. But I was referencing the original - where Joe got his lyric ...Walt Garrison

 

[SofaKings]

what would emom say?

 

[TwinTurbo]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

Wow, this thread is an awesome way for us to separate those who get it and those who don't. We can refer back to this in the middle of some stupid political debate and be like "wait a minute, that guy backed Snickers. LOL IGNORE HIM."

Says the guy whose avatar is a cookie that everybody disassembles to get to the edible part.

Yes Oreos are much worse than a Snickers. Seriously its a fake cookie made with no dairy. A confectionery abomination. You need to dip that artificial dog biscuit in actual milk to make it edible. Oreos are much worse at cookies than Snickers is at candy bars.