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STAR WARS: Episode 7 (All-Time #1 opening box office.) (1 Viewer)

'T Bell said:
Did Obi Wan tip the bartender in the cantina after he killed the death sentence dude and cut off the other guy's arm? He made a bigger mess than Han Solo did after all.
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Not in terms of body weight. Obi Won left an arm. Solo left a whole body, maybe absent a peemus.
 
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
What scares me though is the quote saying they are "outside the starwars saga" and standalone. I'm ok with that in general but if they "rewrite history" and make them not lineup with episodes 1-9, like whst theyve done with xmen and reboots of spiderman, then it will suck.
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What I read from that is that it's outside of the main storyline. So no appearances from Luke, Leia and Han et al. Otherwise, they'll be in the Star Wars universe doing their own thing.
 
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
Vader between 3 and 4 as a badass Jedi killer is a must. Maybe bobafett or yoda on dagobah and learning more about the force (and why the cave is full of the dark side)
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I think Boba Fett is an easy writeup. Vader from end of ep 3 to ep 1 would be good but they said outside of the main saga so I doubt they go there. Yoda on Dagobah would be boring as hell. 2 hours of him meditating and speaking to himself in his quirky speech impediment. That would get old real fast.
 
I just hope Yoda: Jedi Master, Darth Vader: Sith Lord, and Boba Fett: Tales of a Bounty Hunter don't end up like Wolverine: Sucky, Doesnt Match Previous Good Movies/Stories

 
'Insein said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
Vader between 3 and 4 as a badass Jedi killer is a must. Maybe bobafett or yoda on dagobah and learning more about the force (and why the cave is full of the dark side)
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I think Boba Fett is an easy writeup. Vader from end of ep 3 to ep 1 would be good but they said outside of the main saga so I doubt they go there. Yoda on Dagobah would be boring as hell. 2 hours of him meditating and speaking to himself in his quirky speech impediment. That would get old real fast.
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Maybe it's a yoda prequel of badass Jedi #### and he's on dagobah at some point so I know what's up with the cave.
 
'Insein said:
'T Bell said:
Did Obi Wan tip the bartender in the cantina after he killed the death sentence dude and cut off the other guy's arm? He made a bigger mess than Han Solo did after all.
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He didn't start it. Han shot first so proper etiquette dictates that he should tip the guy for the mess.
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:no: Han was defending himself - Greedo was monologuing but was going to shoot him. Besides, you always tip your waitress if she has to pick up a mess at your table, even if you didn't make it. Actually, it's worse - I don't even recall Obi Wan ordering a drink. So that old fart goes in, conducts business, creates one corpse and one bloody, severed arm, attracts Stormtroopers, and doesn't buy a damn thing. AND, he doesn't tip. Poor form.
 
'T Bell said:
'Insein said:
'T Bell said:
Did Obi Wan tip the bartender in the cantina after he killed the death sentence dude and cut off the other guy's arm? He made a bigger mess than Han Solo did after all.
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He didn't start it. Han shot first so proper etiquette dictates that he should tip the guy for the mess.
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:no: Han was defending himself - Greedo was monologuing but was going to shoot him. Besides, you always tip your waitress if she has to pick up a mess at your table, even if you didn't make it. Actually, it's worse - I don't even recall Obi Wan ordering a drink. So that old fart goes in, conducts business, creates one corpse and one bloody, severed arm, attracts Stormtroopers, and doesn't buy a damn thing. AND, he doesn't tip. Poor form.
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As the last visible representative of the Jedi order, you'd think the guy would have some care with the PR. Vader compensated his contractors with cargo considerately freeze-dried for delivery. Obi Wan freeloads under the drink minimum and leaves a bunch of blood and body parts. Sith 1, Jedi 0.
 
I'm personally very excited about sequels and spin-offs. I was happy when the prequels were coming out, but disappointed with many parts of them (like Jar-Jar, annoying Anakin, annoying Padme, etc.). So long as Lucas does not meddle much in them (and from the sound of it he will keep his mitts off), then let's do this!

 
'Insein said:
'flysack said:
'Insein said:
'T Bell said:
Did Obi Wan tip the bartender in the cantina after he killed the death sentence dude and cut off the other guy's arm? He made a bigger mess than Han Solo did after all.
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He didn't start it. Han shot first so proper etiquette dictates that he should tip the guy for the mess.
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Wait, what? I thought Greedo shot first? :confused:
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We gonna go there?
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:confused: I had no idea there were fan fiction versions where they shot a bunch of times.
.I guess they're amusing, but it's so fake it isn't even funny. Two shots was enough. Greedo shoots like a drunk clone, Han smokes him. The way it should be. :thumbup:
 
ew.com said there will be a Hans Solo movie set in between eps 3 and 4 and a Boba Fett movie set between 5 and 6. Rules.

 
I can just see it now...Han Solo: Robert PattinsonPrincess Leia: Ellen PageObi Wan: Shia LaBeouf Chewbacca: Brad GarrettC3PO: Michael CeraR2D2: Honey Boo Boo

 
Does Lando ever have a problem with his cape being accidentally tucked into the back of his pants when he returns from the can?

 
'Sinrman said:
I'm personally very excited about sequels and spin-offs. I was happy when the prequels were coming out, but disappointed with many parts of them (like Jar-Jar, annoying Anakin, annoying Padme, etc.). So long as Lucas does not meddle much in them (and from the sound of it he will keep his mitts off), then let's do this!
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Maybe the only redeeming thing about the prequels is that they set the bar so low that anything new that comes out in the future will have the deck stacked in its favor. Bring 'em on I say!!
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Good said:
I want to know more about drugs in the Star Wars universe.And ### for sale.
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:goodposting:I also think all of the sequels and spinoffs should be done entirely in CGI.
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Except young CGI Han should still be voiced by Justin Beiber.
 
'NCCommish said:
'T Bell said:
Does Lando ever have a problem with his cape being accidentally tucked into the back of his pants when he returns from the can?
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Not when Billy Dee is playing him. The man is just too cool for that.
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My cloak is always perfect, and my Colt 45 is always ice cold...
 
'Insein said:
'ScottNorwood said:
'Insein said:
'Premier said:
ew.com said there will be a Hans Solo movie set in between eps 3 and 4 and a Boba Fett movie set between 5 and 6.

Rules.
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That would be MONEY!
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Who would be young Han? Shia Lebouf?
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There's plenty of actors out there. If it was about 12 years ago, I'd say Nathan Fillion. I'm sure someone can pull it off.
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You know that would have been great casting. I am more than a bit of a Fillion fan though so I may be biased.
 
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