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STAR WARS: Episode 7 (All-Time #1 opening box office.) (1 Viewer)

I don't think many 3 year olds would enjoy a movie like Revenge of the Sith.

Also, Abrahams is not really known for making movies/tv that moves merchandise for kids.
Nobody should have enjoyed Revenge of the Sith, one of the worst movies ever made. It's sad when space battles and Natalie Portman can't save a movie.
That's way over the top. The movie grabbed a solid 7.7 Imdb rating, a solid 68 meta critic rating and solid 80% on Rotten Tomatoes. It was pretty much the opposite of the worst movie ever made when rated by viewers and critics alike.

It is certainly fine that you hated the movie as it is your opinion but you should probably stop acting like everyone did when the data shows just the opposite.
I didn't say that everyone did. Lots of people like bad movies. It was horribly written, and horribly acted and horribly directed. It made a billion dollars, little kids lapped it up. Doesn't change the fact that it was stupid and horrible.
Are you sure you're not talking about the two kiddie crap movies that preceded it? RotS wasn't terrible. Wasn't great either, but digestible compared to the two pieces of #### that led into it.
The Teddy Bear apocalypse was not the best thing since sliced bread either.
And the worst moment of RoJ was ten times better than the best of the three abortions. Not even Natalie Portman's midriff.
Not even close. The Teddy Bears destroyed much of that movie and made a mockery out of the incredible hoth battle by taking down the walkers with twigs. There were plenty of great moments in the prequels along with plenty of dreadful moments.
You're right, the super accurate (according to old Ben) Storm Troopers that took out the Land Crawler and pretty much couldn't hit anything else the rest of the trilogy really helped with the fight scenes. And any of it is better than the floppy eared jackass cartoon that accidentally destroyed the mose fearsome army in the universe with a bunch of rubber bouncing balls. THe Ewoks were weak, but with the possible exception of the fight with Darth Maul (pretty much the only time when three physically capable actors fought against each other and not CGI), still better than anything in the crapfests.
Darth Maul vs Obi Wan is definitely the best fight in all 6 movies.
I disagree. It was good and it's the only time in the entire group of abortions where it's actual people fighting actual people that isn't completely dependent on CGI (like the Anakin-Obi Wan farce on lava islands). Clearly though, maul was the best fighter in the whole series.
 
Darth Maul vs Obi Wan is definitely the best fight in all 6 movies.
I disagree. It was good and it's the only time in the entire group of abortions where it's actual people fighting actual people that isn't completely dependent on CGI (like the Anakin-Obi Wan farce on lava islands). Clearly though, maul was the best fighter in the whole series.
That much is obvious since he was basically a stunt man given a role with 1 line. What fight is better though out of the 6 films?
 
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Darth Maul vs Obi Wan is definitely the best fight in all 6 movies.
I disagree. It was good and it's the only time in the entire group of abortions where it's actual people fighting actual people that isn't completely dependent on CGI (like the Anakin-Obi Wan farce on lava islands). Clearly though, maul was the best fighter in the whole series.
That much is obvious since he was basically a stunt man given a role with 1 line. What fight is better though out of the 6 films?
Luke vs Vader in Jedi and Empire were both better.
 
Darth Maul vs Obi Wan is definitely the best fight in all 6 movies.
I disagree. It was good and it's the only time in the entire group of abortions where it's actual people fighting actual people that isn't completely dependent on CGI (like the Anakin-Obi Wan farce on lava islands). Clearly though, maul was the best fighter in the whole series.
That much is obvious since he was basically a stunt man given a role with 1 line. What fight is better though out of the 6 films?
Luke vs Vader in Jedi and Empire were both better.
I felt Empire was better than Jedi. Both were more driven by the power of the story than the intensity or technical work of the fight though. To me the Obiwan-Maul fight was the most intense and technical one on one battle in all 6 films. It's my favorite by far.
 
Darth Maul vs Obi Wan is definitely the best fight in all 6 movies.
I disagree. It was good and it's the only time in the entire group of abortions where it's actual people fighting actual people that isn't completely dependent on CGI (like the Anakin-Obi Wan farce on lava islands). Clearly though, maul was the best fighter in the whole series.
That much is obvious since he was basically a stunt man given a role with 1 line. What fight is better though out of the 6 films?
Luke vs Vader in Jedi and Empire were both better.
I felt Empire was better than Jedi. Both were more driven by the power of the story than the intensity or technical work of the fight though. To me the Obiwan-Maul fight was the most intense and technical one on one battle in all 6 films. It's my favorite by far.
I don't consider the better movie fight to be the one that's the most technically advanced. But I'll change my stance and say the Maul fight is better than a lot of the Ewok stuff. But the Ewok stuff is light years better than the JarJar bouncy ball crap.
 
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Darth Maul vs Obi Wan is definitely the best fight in all 6 movies.
I disagree. It was good and it's the only time in the entire group of abortions where it's actual people fighting actual people that isn't completely dependent on CGI (like the Anakin-Obi Wan farce on lava islands). Clearly though, maul was the best fighter in the whole series.
That much is obvious since he was basically a stunt man given a role with 1 line. What fight is better though out of the 6 films?
Luke vs Vader in Jedi and Empire were both better.
I felt Empire was better than Jedi. Both were more driven by the power of the story than the intensity or technical work of the fight though. To me the Obiwan-Maul fight was the most intense and technical one on one battle in all 6 films. It's my favorite by far.
I don't consider the better movie fight to be the one that's the most technically advanced. But I'll change my stance and say the Maul fight is better than a lot of the Ewok stuff. But the Ewok stuff is light years better than the JarJar bouncy ball crap.
I'd agree with that. The thing is it wasn't needed at all. The gungan army compared to the Ewoks might as well have been US marines compared to some ancient tribal clansman with spears. The Gungan army could hold their own way longer in a battle than the Ewoks ever should have. Yet the Gungans still lost and the Ewoks somehow won. Both scenarios are just plain ridiculous.
 
The gungan army compared to the Ewoks might as well have been US marines compared to some ancient tribal clansman with spears. The Gungan army could hold their own way longer in a battle than the Ewoks ever should have. Yet the Gungans still lost and the Ewoks somehow won. Both scenarios are just plain ridiculous.
The Gungan's were not meant to win. Their entire strategy was to create a long diversion. If you digitally remove Jar Jar from that battle, it is not awful. Jar Jar just makes it unwatchable. The Ewoks entire strategy was to take a big steaming dump on the storm troopers, making them out to be the most abysmal fighters in history. Just awful what Lucas did in that movie so that he could sell teddy bears.
 
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The gungan army compared to the Ewoks might as well have been US marines compared to some ancient tribal clansman with spears. The Gungan army could hold their own way longer in a battle than the Ewoks ever should have. Yet the Gungans still lost and the Ewoks somehow won. Both scenarios are just plain ridiculous.
The Gungan's were not meant to win. Their entire strategy was to create a long diversion. The Ewoks entire strategy was to take a big steaming dump on how we look once thought of storm troopers, making them out to be the most abysmal fighters in history. Just awful what Lucas did in that movie so that he could sell teddy bears.
You mean the Storm Troopers that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn and whose armor couldn't absorb any damage whatsoever from a blaster? Can't aim and go down with one hit no matter where it is? Pretty much ruined long before Jedi.
 
The gungan army compared to the Ewoks might as well have been US marines compared to some ancient tribal clansman with spears. The Gungan army could hold their own way longer in a battle than the Ewoks ever should have. Yet the Gungans still lost and the Ewoks somehow won. Both scenarios are just plain ridiculous.
The Gungan's were not meant to win. Their entire strategy was to create a long diversion. The Ewoks entire strategy was to take a big steaming dump on how we look once thought of storm troopers, making them out to be the most abysmal fighters in history. Just awful what Lucas did in that movie so that he could sell teddy bears.
You mean the Storm Troopers that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn and whose armor couldn't absorb any damage whatsoever from a blaster? Can't aim and go down with one hit no matter where it is? Pretty much ruined long before Jedi.
It went from not being able to absorb a blaster to not being able to absorb twig arrows. :(
 
Darth Maul vs Obi Wan is definitely the best fight in all 6 movies.
I disagree. It was good and it's the only time in the entire group of abortions where it's actual people fighting actual people that isn't completely dependent on CGI (like the Anakin-Obi Wan farce on lava islands). Clearly though, maul was the best fighter in the whole series.
That much is obvious since he was basically a stunt man given a role with 1 line.
Poor guy even had his voice dubbed for his one line. :lol:
 
Darth Maul vs Obi Wan is definitely the best fight in all 6 movies.
I disagree. It was good and it's the only time in the entire group of abortions where it's actual people fighting actual people that isn't completely dependent on CGI (like the Anakin-Obi Wan farce on lava islands). Clearly though, maul was the best fighter in the whole series.
That much is obvious since he was basically a stunt man given a role with 1 line. What fight is better though out of the 6 films?
Luke vs Vader in Jedi and Empire were both better.
Obi Wan-Qui Gon/ Maul was the most entertaining fight. It's a 45-38 football game with Special Teams and Defensive scores and all that ####....Luke/Vader I was the best fight. It was akin to a scrappy 15 or 16 seed taking the number 1 or 2 to the buzzer in the NCAA tournamnet. You're a kid watching this one and you're like "there's a chance".
It also ends the best, Vader is Luke's father/Luke gets his hand chopped off and basically commits suicide over giving in to Vader.
 
Thunderlips, did you really just spoiler "Luke. I am your father"?Lofl

The wizard is really just an old man with a voice amplifier. He's not really magic. Shhhhh!!!
 
Thunderlips, did you really just spoiler "Luke. I am your father"?Lofl

The wizard is really just an old man with a voice amplifier. He's not really magic. Shhhhh!!!

...I figured if I didn't...some jabroni would come on here yelling that it was in his queue and that I just ruined it for him...
 
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Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.

 
Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.
I think it's just kind of weird that the same guy is doing Star Trek and Star Wars. I think there are going to be some creative issues when they are so close to each other in basic theme/genre. They may end up looking/feeling too similar, he may have an idea for one, but use it in the other, or try to hold back and differentiate on purpose to the detriment of the film etc. I think competition is better for the audiences of both franchises.
 
Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.
I like Abrams. What concerns me though is the consolidation of visions we are seeing in Hollywood. One guy directs multiple major cultural touchstones. Abrams has Star Trek and Star Wars. Joss Whedon has Avengers and presumably several others coming if rumors are to be believed. Again I like both these guys but maybe someone else has something interesting to say.
 
Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.
I like Abrams. What concerns me though is the consolidation of visions we are seeing in Hollywood. One guy directs multiple major cultural touchstones. Abrams has Star Trek and Star Wars. Joss Whedon has Avengers and presumably several others coming if rumors are to be believed. Again I like both these guys but maybe someone else has something interesting to say.
Lucas had 30 years to say it....but I get what you're saying as Disney is now pretty much in charge of just about every influential entertainment endeavor of my childhood (LucasArts, Henson, Marvel and Disney itself).....only the Krofft Brothers and DC Comics stand alone.
 
people will SAY they hate episode 7they expect to be wowed like the original, it cannot happen that way againbut as much as people say they hate it, they'll watch it, they'll buy it, they'll love it deep down inside

 
Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.
I like Abrams. What concerns me though is the consolidation of visions we are seeing in Hollywood. One guy directs multiple major cultural touchstones. Abrams has Star Trek and Star Wars. Joss Whedon has Avengers and presumably several others coming if rumors are to be believed. Again I like both these guys but maybe someone else has something interesting to say.
That's where i am. At least he isn't writing it, so we don't have to worry about the Lost effect or time travel. KEEP DAMON LIDELOF AWAY FROM ANY RE-WRITES!!!
 
Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.
I like Abrams. What concerns me though is the consolidation of visions we are seeing in Hollywood. One guy directs multiple major cultural touchstones. Abrams has Star Trek and Star Wars. Joss Whedon has Avengers and presumably several others coming if rumors are to be believed. Again I like both these guys but maybe someone else has something interesting to say.
Lucas had 30 years to say it....but I get what you're saying as Disney is now pretty much in charge of just about every influential entertainment endeavor of my childhood (LucasArts, Henson, Marvel and Disney itself).....only the Krofft Brothers and DC Comics stand alone.
Yep. It leads to homogenization and a lack of risk taking. Kind of like where we find terrestrial radio these days, in the hands of a few and vanilla all over.
 
Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.
I think it's just kind of weird that the same guy is doing Star Trek and Star Wars. I think there are going to be some creative issues when they are so close to each other in basic theme/genre. They may end up looking/feeling too similar, he may have an idea for one, but use it in the other, or try to hold back and differentiate on purpose to the detriment of the film etc.
I don't have this worry at all. Personally outside of both being set in space, the two vehicles could not be more different thematically.Star Trek is based on science, and acts as more of a pure Sci Fi show.Star Wars is based on magic, and as such acts much closer to fantasy.Star Wars is much closer thematically to stories like The Searchers, the Hidden Forrest and Lord of the Rings than Star Trek IMO.People get to caught up in the fact that Star Wars in a space based show and automatically think it must be hard sci fi but it isn't really. Much like Firefly was significantly more of a Western than Sci Fi but people always think SciFi just because it is set in space.
 
You mean the Storm Troopers that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
Hey hey........HEY !! Those blast marks were far too accurate for sand people, only Imperial Stormtroopers are that precise.
Apparently that one crack commando unit of Storm Troopers that raided the Landcrawler got stuck on Tatooine and didn't make an appearance for the rest of the trilogy. The rest of the can't shoot for ####. :lmao: at too nerdy. It's freaking Star Wars!!!! That's like saying math is too nerdy.
 
Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.
I like Abrams. What concerns me though is the consolidation of visions we are seeing in Hollywood. One guy directs multiple major cultural touchstones. Abrams has Star Trek and Star Wars. Joss Whedon has Avengers and presumably several others coming if rumors are to be believed. Again I like both these guys but maybe someone else has something interesting to say.
Lucas had 30 years to say it....but I get what you're saying as Disney is now pretty much in charge of just about every influential entertainment endeavor of my childhood (LucasArts, Henson, Marvel and Disney itself).....only the Krofft Brothers and DC Comics stand alone.
Yep. It leads to homogenization and a lack of risk taking. Kind of like where we find terrestrial radio these days, in the hands of a few and vanilla all over.
Ewoks, Jar Jar, & Jake Lloyd. I might be ok with playing it safe in the Star Wars universe for a few movies.
 
Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.
I like Abrams. What concerns me though is the consolidation of visions we are seeing in Hollywood. One guy directs multiple major cultural touchstones. Abrams has Star Trek and Star Wars. Joss Whedon has Avengers and presumably several others coming if rumors are to be believed. Again I like both these guys but maybe someone else has something interesting to say.
Lucas had 30 years to say it....but I get what you're saying as Disney is now pretty much in charge of just about every influential entertainment endeavor of my childhood (LucasArts, Henson, Marvel and Disney itself).....only the Krofft Brothers and DC Comics stand alone.
Yep. It leads to homogenization and a lack of risk taking. Kind of like where we find terrestrial radio these days, in the hands of a few and vanilla all over.
Ewoks, Jar Jar, & Jake Lloyd. I might be ok with playing it safe in the Star Wars universe for a few movies.
Those weren't risks they were marketing decisions. Well Ewoks and Jar Jar certainly not sure about the kid. Oh and apparently I am the only one here who enjoyed the Teddy Bear Apocalypse but still they were there to sell toys. And those kinds of decisions won't be taken out of the equation they will become more prominent IMO.
 
Oh and apparently I am the only one here who enjoyed the Teddy Bear Apocalypse but still they were there to sell toys.
I didn't have a problem with it, but then again I was 9. Leia in the gold bikini had no (conscious) effect, but I was obsessed with finding Gamorrean Guard action figures. Kids are dumb.
 
Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.
I think it's just kind of weird that the same guy is doing Star Trek and Star Wars. I think there are going to be some creative issues when they are so close to each other in basic theme/genre. They may end up looking/feeling too similar, he may have an idea for one, but use it in the other, or try to hold back and differentiate on purpose to the detriment of the film etc.
I don't have this worry at all. Personally outside of both being set in space, the two vehicles could not be more different thematically.Star Trek is based on science, and acts as more of a pure Sci Fi show.

Star Wars is based on magic ALGAE IN THE BLOOD, and as such acts much closer to fantasy.

Star Wars is much closer thematically to stories like The Searchers, the Hidden Forrest and Lord of the Rings than Star Trek IMO.

People get to caught up in the fact that Star Wars in a space based show and automatically think it must be hard sci fi but it isn't really. Much like Firefly was significantly more of a Western than Sci Fi but people always think SciFi just because it is set in space.
It used to be based on magic until some deluded moron changed it.
 
Oh and apparently I am the only one here who enjoyed the Teddy Bear Apocalypse but still they were there to sell toys.
I didn't have a problem with it, but then again I was 9. Leia in the gold bikini had no (conscious) effect, but I was obsessed with finding Gamorrean Guard action figures. Kids are dumb.
I liked it when I was a kid, and still smile today as an adult when seeing them. I just don't like the hypocrisy some fans exhibit when complaining about the prequels and not realizing that the identical things they complain about exist in ROTJ. ROTJ always gets a pass I think because people still view it though their eyes as a kid.
 
Star Wars fanboys complaining about JJ Adams taking over from George Lucas are like Tom Arnold complaining about the 21 year old hairstylist he married after years of Roseanne.
I think it's just kind of weird that the same guy is doing Star Trek and Star Wars. I think there are going to be some creative issues when they are so close to each other in basic theme/genre. They may end up looking/feeling too similar, he may have an idea for one, but use it in the other, or try to hold back and differentiate on purpose to the detriment of the film etc.
I don't have this worry at all. Personally outside of both being set in space, the two vehicles could not be more different thematically.Star Trek is based on science, and acts as more of a pure Sci Fi show.

Star Wars is based on magic ALGAE IN THE BLOOD, and as such acts much closer to fantasy.

Star Wars is much closer thematically to stories like The Searchers, the Hidden Forrest and Lord of the Rings than Star Trek IMO.

People get to caught up in the fact that Star Wars in a space based show and automatically think it must be hard sci fi but it isn't really. Much like Firefly was significantly more of a Western than Sci Fi but people always think SciFi just because it is set in space.
It used to be based on magic until some deluded moron changed it.
Midi-chlorian was not his finest moment as a creator :)
 
Oh and apparently I am the only one here who enjoyed the Teddy Bear Apocalypse but still they were there to sell toys.
I didn't have a problem with it, but then again I was 9. Leia in the gold bikini had no (conscious) effect, but I was obsessed with finding Gamorrean Guard action figures. Kids are dumb.
i love the ewoksuntil someone starts complaiing about the new trilogy, where i have to point out the ludicrous nature of 90% of Jedi.If you apply the same eye to Jedi as people apply to the new trilogy the movie sucks ###. If you apply the "star wars is cool i love lasers and lightsabers" eye then Jedi rulesbut so does the new trilogy :)
 
Oh and apparently I am the only one here who enjoyed the Teddy Bear Apocalypse but still they were there to sell toys.
I didn't have a problem with it, but then again I was 9. Leia in the gold bikini had no (conscious) effect, but I was obsessed with finding Gamorrean Guard action figures. Kids are dumb.
I liked it when I was a kid, and still smile today as an adult when seeing them. I just don't like the hypocrisy some fans exhibit when complaining about the prequels and not realizing that the identical things they complain about exist in ROTJ. ROTJ always gets a pass I think because people still view it though their eyes as a kid.
I never had a big problem with the Ewoks. I had a harder time with the Death Star. On the one hand, why wouldn't they build another one after the rebels destroyed the first one? Seems like a no brainer (but improve the design so the thing doesn't blow up when someone shoots a torpedo down the exhaust port). On the other hand, did we really need another story about a group of rebels trying to blow up a death star? Aren't there, like, unlimited stories out there and Lucas decided to go with the same thing he just did two movies prior? zzz...
 
hell in the very first Star Wars we see two idiot droids wander through a firefight, DIRECTLY through the line of fire, and don't get a scratch. If that happened in the first 10 minutes of a new movie, 2 of the GGs walk through a firefight without trying to dodge simply stroll slowly through, and don't get hit, you'd leave the theater

 
You mean the Storm Troopers that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
Hey hey........HEY !! Those blast marks were far too accurate for sand people, only Imperial Stormtroopers are that precise.
Apparently that one crack commando unit of Storm Troopers that raided the Landcrawler got stuck on Tatooine and didn't make an appearance for the rest of the trilogy. The rest of the can't shoot for ####. :lmao: at too nerdy. It's freaking Star Wars!!!! That's like saying math is too nerdy.
I always loved that they set the stage in the beginning of A New Hope that the stormtroopers were these ultra-precise killing machines and then the next thing you know, you have Leia, Luke, Chewy, and Han in a 5' wide hallway in the detention unit and 20 stormtroopers can't even graze one of them. They were about as accurate as the guy in the bathroom with the "hand cannon" in Pulp Fiction.
 
QuestionThe storm troopers land on tatoine, find the droid tracks, track the droids to the jawas, learn that the jawas sold them to luke and his unlce, kill all the jawas, then go to the Skywalker farm and don;t find the droids (or the kid)so they kill everyone there. Their next plan after all that tracking is not "watch the farm in case the kid or droids come back" it is "#### it, let's go to mos eisley and just hang out checking bathrooms."elite commandos my ###

 
You mean the Storm Troopers that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
Hey hey........HEY !! Those blast marks were far too accurate for sand people, only Imperial Stormtroopers are that precise.
Apparently that one crack commando unit of Storm Troopers that raided the Landcrawler got stuck on Tatooine and didn't make an appearance for the rest of the trilogy. The rest of the can't shoot for ####. :lmao: at too nerdy. It's freaking Star Wars!!!! That's like saying math is too nerdy.
I always loved that they set the stage in the beginning of A New Hope that the stormtroopers were these ultra-precise killing machines and then the next thing you know, you have Leia, Luke, Chewy, and Han in a 5' wide hallway in the detention unit and 20 stormtroopers can't even graze one of them. They were about as accurate as the guy in the bathroom with the "hand cannon" in Pulp Fiction.
the entire premise of the original trilogy is based on storm troopers being completely and utterly uselessif they have any skill at all ANY skill, the rebellion is crushed.

 
You mean the Storm Troopers that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
Hey hey........HEY !! Those blast marks were far too accurate for sand people, only Imperial Stormtroopers are that precise.
Apparently that one crack commando unit of Storm Troopers that raided the Landcrawler got stuck on Tatooine and didn't make an appearance for the rest of the trilogy. The rest of the can't shoot for ####. :lmao: at too nerdy. It's freaking Star Wars!!!! That's like saying math is too nerdy.
I always loved that they set the stage in the beginning of A New Hope that the stormtroopers were these ultra-precise killing machines and then the next thing you know, you have Leia, Luke, Chewy, and Han in a 5' wide hallway in the detention unit and 20 stormtroopers can't even graze one of them. They were about as accurate as the guy in the bathroom with the "hand cannon" in Pulp Fiction.
the entire premise of the original trilogy is based on storm troopers being completely and utterly uselessif they have any skill at all ANY skill, the rebellion is crushed.
Stormtroopers = Red-shirted "security" on the Enterprise
 

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