Ted Nugent hates Jews, but loves guns (public poll added) (1 Viewer)

[Dan Lambskin]

You know that Mary Kay Laturno was a pretty good teacher

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I spose John Wayne Gacey had some nice drawings.

Sandusky sure had a nice zone blitz scheme.

Mussolini did iron out that train schedule.

Nothing like an OJ spin move.

I'm failing to connect the dots here...Ted Nugent is all 4 of these people rolled into 1? Sometimes you wanna get higher GM and sometimes you gotta start low.

You're joking, right? Bc GM was rolling and those were all pretty funny while still being relevant.

I got you in a stranglehold FC, best get out of the way.

 

[Rove!]

Despicable

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Jim Jones made a pretty good punch

 

[fantasycurse42]

Not a mention of Aaron Hernandez?

 

[matuski]

Hitler was a world class pantomime.

 

[massraider]

Bryan Donaldson ‏@TheNardvark 15h15 hours ago
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year you can get shot with an arrow by someone who wears a diaper without going to Ted Nugent’s compound.

 

[msommer]

Bryan Donaldson ‏@TheNardvark 15h15 hours ago
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year you can get shot with an arrow by someone who wears a diaper without going to Ted Nugent’s compound.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Bryan Donaldson ‏@TheNardvark 15h15 hours ago
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year you can get shot with an arrow by someone who wears a diaper without going to Ted Nugent’s compound.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

I'll tell you what. I'll loan you one of my likes. It will say me, but folks can read it as having come from you.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Based on the picture alone I don't quite understand the outrage, assuming they are all in fact Jewish and are against guns. Is there a comment that goes along with the picture stating that he hates Jews?

From my limited knowledge of Israel I would say Jews LOVE guns.

https://okietalk.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/jewish-girl.jpg

http://www.solveisraelsproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Israeli-soldier-girl-12-c.jpg

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http://www.reckontalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Hot-Israeli-Army-Girls-7.jpg

http://www.your-krav-maga-expert.com/images/IDFWomen001.jpg

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/double_x/doublex/2012/10/121009_DX_FemaleIsraeliSoldierEX.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg

Guns not in photo, but presumably nearby:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T1yrn51Vel4/hqdefault.jpg

http://www.solveisraelsproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Israeli-soldier-girls-150.jpg

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How hard is it to get a visa to visit Israel these days?

No yoga pants shots?

 

[glock]

Love me some Call of The Wild. But this man is all kinds of ####ed up.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Vmartthongsong ‏@DrDetroit19 48s48 seconds ago

@TedNugent As a Michigander, as an avid outdoorsman, and as a combat veteran of 2 wars just wanted to say how disgusting I think you are.

This is all well and good but I'd like to know more about this Victor Martinez Thong Song. Google was no help at all.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Not a mention of Aaron Hernandez?

He made a heckuva Super Bowl TD play.

 

[Fennis]

:

Bryan Donaldson ‏@TheNardvark 15h15 hours ago
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year you can get shot with an arrow by someone who wears a diaper without going to Ted Nugent’s compound.

It was nice of msommer and Tobias to like your post

 

[Leroy Hoard]

You will all be singing a different song when Trump recognizes that this kind of speaking your mind without worrying about being PC is exactly what his ticket needs to balance those "Trump is from New York" snide remarks and names Nugent as his running mate.

Put me on board for The Hair Metal Ticket.

 

[General Malaise]

I spose John Wayne Gacey had some nice drawings.

Sandusky sure had a nice zone blitz scheme.

Mussolini did iron out that train schedule.

Nothing like an OJ spin move.

I'm failing to connect the dots here...Ted Nugent is all 4 of these people rolled into 1? Sometimes you wanna get higher GM and sometimes you gotta start low.

You're joking, right? Bc GM was rolling and those were all pretty funny while still being relevant.

I got you in a stranglehold FC, best get out of the way.

You have a crayon lodged in your brain, don't you?

 

[The General]

You know that Mary Kay Laturno was a pretty good teacher

I agree with this one.

 

[Limp Ditka]

David Koresh could sure strum a tune.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

You have a crayon lodged in your brain, don't you?

I prefer the colored pencils, work out better for my math classes.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Bill Cosby made the finest pudding pop around.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

You know that Mary Kay Laturno was a pretty good teacher

I agree with this one.

Really motivated her students.

 

[fantasycurse42]

You have a crayon lodged in your brain, don't you?

I prefer the colored pencils, work out better for my math classes.

You remind me of Leonardo DiCaprio from Shutter Island.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Have you guy ever seen footage of Idi Amin performing the Runyege? Incredibly graceful.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I'd like to thank GM for making Ted Nugent seem even ickier. Damn Yankees' "Coming of Age" is kind of a creepy jail bait song too.

 

[Limp Ditka]

You have a crayon lodged in your brain, don't you?

I prefer the colored pencils, work out better for my math classes.

You remind me of Leonardo DiCaprio from Shutter Island.

I guess you've never seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape

 

[Ministry of Pain]

You have a crayon lodged in your brain, don't you?

I prefer the colored pencils, work out better for my math classes.

You remind me of Leonardo DiCaprio from Shutter Island.

Definitely to die a good man.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The Patriots have nice looking uniforms.

 

[Fennis]

public poll added

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

He and Susan Sarandon would make a good pair.

 

[General Malaise]

I'd like to thank GM for making Ted Nugent seem even ickier. Damn Yankees' "Coming of Age" is kind of a creepy jail bait song too.

oooof, I forgot all about that power group. Knight Ranger's Jack Blades, Tommy Shaw of STYX and Ped Ted. Surprised rock & roll survived that mighty triumvirate of tripe.

 

[General Malaise]

Despicable

Come on, Rove! You don't find yourself bebopping to this tune while you catch a jerk to Sarah Palin?

Well, I don't care if you're just 13

You look too good to be true

I just know that you're probably clean...

Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine...

It's quite alright, I asked your mama

Wait a minute, officer

Don't put those handcuffs on me

Put them on her, and I'll share her with you

 

[Limp Ditka]

Ped Ted.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Let us never forget that the Nuge also jammed out with Mike Huckabee on his show. They played that wholesome ditty Cat Scratch Fever, which is nothing like Beyoncé's devil music.

 

[SWC]

ted nugent is the name of my gigantic larooshbag cover band brohans take that to the bank

 

[General Malaise]

Let us never forget that the Nuge also jammed out with Mike Huckabee on his show. They played that wholesome ditty Cat Scratch Fever, which is nothing like Beyoncé's devil music.

Mike Huckabee: Ted Nugent’s Song About Ladies’ Waginas Really Just About Kitty Cats

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Let us never forget that the Nuge also jammed out with Mike Huckabee on his show. They played that wholesome ditty Cat Scratch Fever, which is nothing like Beyoncé's devil music.

Mike Huckabee: Ted Nugent’s Song About Ladies’ Waginas Really Just About Kitty Cats

They should have played Citizen ****'s "Touch Me, I'm ****"

You know, some people think it's about, you know, my name is **** and you can touch me ...

But I think it can be taken both ways.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh, Ted...

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

[...]

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ####### swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

[...]

But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of mother####in' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Oh, Ted...

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

[...]

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ####### swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

[...]

But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of mother####in' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it.

I figure at best half that story is true. It sounds like the lies of a 7 year old who is trying to exaggerate his part in a story. It is fantastical, like the imaginings of a child, one who is twisted and obsessed with feces, but a child.

Still, his lies, so he has to own them or own being a liar and a coward and a hypocrite.

Why this fool gets any play I do not know. I guess folks like pretending he is relevant so that they can mock him, and by proxy anyone even remotely associatable to his positions.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

As to the poll, love some, hate some, and am indifferent to many, just like with most groups, and I find guns a necessary evil, a fun pastime, at times, and a valuable and destructive tool.

 

[CBusAlex]

Hitler's paintings were... well, I can't put a good spin on this; they were worse than the Holocaust.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I voted I love Jews so I am not branded as anti-Semitic. Society has trained me to not hate.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh, Ted...

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

[...]

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ####### swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

[...]

But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of mother####in' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it.

I figure at best half that story is true. It sounds like the lies of a 7 year old who is trying to exaggerate his part in a story. It is fantastical, like the imaginings of a child, one who is twisted and obsessed with feces, but a child.

Still, his lies, so he has to own them or own being a liar and a coward and a hypocrite.

Why this fool gets any play I do not know. I guess folks like pretending he is relevant so that they can mock him, and by proxy anyone even remotely associatable to his positions.

Yeah, he's a jagoff no matter how you slice it.

 

[cstu]

Wow. That's really sad. I knew he was an extreme right winger, but had no idea he was an anti-Semite.

Still love Stranglehold, and always will.

Probably about Jews.

 

[cstu]

triumvirate of tripe.

Awesome band name.

 

[cstu]

He's a disgrace to Michiganders and to all that wrote songs about cameltoe.

Eminem says "What's this guy's deal?"

 

[tommyboy]

This big, tough 2nd Amendment advocate is not only a pedophile, but he dodged the draft by crapping his pants numerous times, snorting crystal meth and forcing the military recruiters to deem him "unfit to serve". He admitted this. Course now the coward says he was in college and got a deferment.

What a waste of carbon this buffoon is. Perfect for the circus that is the GOP.

Stranglehold is cool, though.

One nut job doesn't represent an entire party, gb. I know you're ticked, rightly, but the dudes just a nutter not the entire GOP

 

[cstu]

This big, tough 2nd Amendment advocate is not only a pedophile, but he dodged the draft by crapping his pants numerous times, snorting crystal meth and forcing the military recruiters to deem him "unfit to serve". He admitted this. Course now the coward says he was in college and got a deferment.

What a waste of carbon this buffoon is. Perfect for the circus that is the GOP.

Stranglehold is cool, though.

One nut job doesn't represent an entire party, gb. I know you're ticked, rightly, but the dudes just a nutter not the entire GOP

Ok, ok as long as you don't infer than SJW's represent the entire Democratic Party. Deal?

 

[tommyboy]

Deal

 

[Fennis]

Meatwad Reloaded

 

[General Malaise]

This big, tough 2nd Amendment advocate is not only a pedophile, but he dodged the draft by crapping his pants numerous times, snorting crystal meth and forcing the military recruiters to deem him "unfit to serve". He admitted this. Course now the coward says he was in college and got a deferment.

What a waste of carbon this buffoon is. Perfect for the circus that is the GOP.

Stranglehold is cool, though.

One nut job doesn't represent an entire party, gb. I know you're ticked, rightly, but the dudes just a nutter not the entire GOP

Well then tell the GOP to stop parading him out and using his celebrity for endorsement. It looks bad. It looks worse than bad. He's a jew hating pedophile. I don't know why your party keeps parading around these mutants. Trump, Palin, Huckabee, Cruz, Nugent, Kim Davis, Joe the Plumber, Clive Bundy, George Zimmerman, Josh Dugar - ALL shrills for the Republican party. Don't you find yourself just a little embarrassed? I can't for the life of me fathom how a Republican can look around and say "Yup, these are my peeps" and feel okay about life.