Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
You know that Mary Kay Laturno was a pretty good teacher
I got you in a stranglehold FC, best get out of the way.You're joking, right? Bc GM was rolling and those were all pretty funny while still being relevant.I spose John Wayne Gacey had some nice drawings.Sandusky sure had a nice zone blitz scheme.Mussolini did iron out that train schedule.I'm failing to connect the dots here...Ted Nugent is all 4 of these people rolled into 1? Sometimes you wanna get higher GM and sometimes you gotta start low.Nothing like an OJ spin move.
An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the dayBryan Donaldson @TheNardvark 15h15 hours ago
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year you can get shot with an arrow by someone who wears a diaper without going to Ted Nugent’s compound.
I'll tell you what. I'll loan you one of my likes. It will say me, but folks can read it as having come from you.An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the dayBryan Donaldson @TheNardvark 15h15 hours ago
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year you can get shot with an arrow by someone who wears a diaper without going to Ted Nugent’s compound.
No yoga pants shots?Based on the picture alone I don't quite understand the outrage, assuming they are all in fact Jewish and are against guns. Is there a comment that goes along with the picture stating that he hates Jews?
From my limited knowledge of Israel I would say Jews LOVE guns.
https://okietalk.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/jewish-girl.jpg
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Guns not in photo, but presumably nearby:
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How hard is it to get a visa to visit Israel these days?
This is all well and good but I'd like to know more about this Victor Martinez Thong Song. Google was no help at all.Vmartthongsong @DrDetroit19 48s48 seconds ago
@TedNugent As a Michigander, as an avid outdoorsman, and as a combat veteran of 2 wars just wanted to say how disgusting I think you are.
He made a heckuva Super Bowl TD play.Not a mention of Aaron Hernandez?
It was nice of msommer and Tobias to like your postBryan Donaldson @TheNardvark 15h15 hours ago
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year you can get shot with an arrow by someone who wears a diaper without going to Ted Nugent’s compound.
Put me on board for The Hair Metal Ticket.You will all be singing a different song when Trump recognizes that this kind of speaking your mind without worrying about being PC is exactly what his ticket needs to balance those "Trump is from New York" snide remarks and names Nugent as his running mate.
You have a crayon lodged in your brain, don't you?I got you in a stranglehold FC, best get out of the way.You're joking, right? Bc GM was rolling and those were all pretty funny while still being relevant.I spose John Wayne Gacey had some nice drawings.Sandusky sure had a nice zone blitz scheme.Mussolini did iron out that train schedule.I'm failing to connect the dots here...Ted Nugent is all 4 of these people rolled into 1? Sometimes you wanna get higher GM and sometimes you gotta start low.Nothing like an OJ spin move.
I agree with this one.You know that Mary Kay Laturno was a pretty good teacher
I prefer the colored pencils, work out better for my math classes.You have a crayon lodged in your brain, don't you?
Really motivated her students.I agree with this one.You know that Mary Kay Laturno was a pretty good teacher
You remind me of Leonardo DiCaprio from Shutter Island.I prefer the colored pencils, work out better for my math classes.You have a crayon lodged in your brain, don't you?
I guess you've never seen What's Eating Gilbert GrapeYou remind me of Leonardo DiCaprio from Shutter Island.I prefer the colored pencils, work out better for my math classes.You have a crayon lodged in your brain, don't you?
Definitely to die a good man.You remind me of Leonardo DiCaprio from Shutter Island.I prefer the colored pencils, work out better for my math classes.You have a crayon lodged in your brain, don't you?
oooof, I forgot all about that power group. Knight Ranger's Jack Blades, Tommy Shaw of STYX and Ped Ted. Surprised rock & roll survived that mighty triumvirate of tripe.I'd like to thank GM for making Ted Nugent seem even ickier. Damn Yankees' "Coming of Age" is kind of a creepy jail bait song too.
Come on, Rove! You don't find yourself bebopping to this tune while you catch a jerk to Sarah Palin?Despicable
Well, I don't care if you're just 13
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean...
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine...
It's quite alright, I asked your mama
Wait a minute, officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her, and I'll share her with you
Mike Huckabee: Ted Nugent’s Song About Ladies’ Waginas Really Just About Kitty CatsLet us never forget that the Nuge also jammed out with Mike Huckabee on his show. They played that wholesome ditty Cat Scratch Fever, which is nothing like Beyoncé's devil music.
They should have played Citizen ****'s "Touch Me, I'm ****"Mike Huckabee: Ted Nugent’s Song About Ladies’ Waginas Really Just About Kitty CatsLet us never forget that the Nuge also jammed out with Mike Huckabee on his show. They played that wholesome ditty Cat Scratch Fever, which is nothing like Beyoncé's devil music.
You know, some people think it's about, you know, my name is **** and you can touch me ...
But I think it can be taken both ways.
I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
[...]
So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ####### swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
[...]
But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of mother####in' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it.
I figure at best half that story is true. It sounds like the lies of a 7 year old who is trying to exaggerate his part in a story. It is fantastical, like the imaginings of a child, one who is twisted and obsessed with feces, but a child.Oh, Ted...
I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
[...]
So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ####### swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
[...]
But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of mother####in' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it.
Yeah, he's a jagoff no matter how you slice it.I figure at best half that story is true. It sounds like the lies of a 7 year old who is trying to exaggerate his part in a story. It is fantastical, like the imaginings of a child, one who is twisted and obsessed with feces, but a child.Oh, Ted...
I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
[...]
So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ####### swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
[...]
But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of mother####in' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it.
Still, his lies, so he has to own them or own being a liar and a coward and a hypocrite.
Why this fool gets any play I do not know. I guess folks like pretending he is relevant so that they can mock him, and by proxy anyone even remotely associatable to his positions.
Probably about Jews.Wow. That's really sad. I knew he was an extreme right winger, but had no idea he was an anti-Semite.
Still love Stranglehold, and always will.
Eminem says "What's this guy's deal?"He's a disgrace to Michiganders and to all that wrote songs about cameltoe.
One nut job doesn't represent an entire party, gb. I know you're ticked, rightly, but the dudes just a nutter not the entire GOPGeneral Malaise said:This big, tough 2nd Amendment advocate is not only a pedophile, but he dodged the draft by crapping his pants numerous times, snorting crystal meth and forcing the military recruiters to deem him "unfit to serve". He admitted this. Course now the coward says he was in college and got a deferment.
What a waste of carbon this buffoon is. Perfect for the circus that is the GOP.
Stranglehold is cool, though.
Ok, ok as long as you don't infer than SJW's represent the entire Democratic Party. Deal?One nut job doesn't represent an entire party, gb. I know you're ticked, rightly, but the dudes just a nutter not the entire GOPGeneral Malaise said:This big, tough 2nd Amendment advocate is not only a pedophile, but he dodged the draft by crapping his pants numerous times, snorting crystal meth and forcing the military recruiters to deem him "unfit to serve". He admitted this. Course now the coward says he was in college and got a deferment.
What a waste of carbon this buffoon is. Perfect for the circus that is the GOP.
Stranglehold is cool, though.
Well then tell the GOP to stop parading him out and using his celebrity for endorsement. It looks bad. It looks worse than bad. He's a jew hating pedophile. I don't know why your party keeps parading around these mutants. Trump, Palin, Huckabee, Cruz, Nugent, Kim Davis, Joe the Plumber, Clive Bundy, George Zimmerman, Josh Dugar - ALL shrills for the Republican party. Don't you find yourself just a little embarrassed? I can't for the life of me fathom how a Republican can look around and say "Yup, these are my peeps" and feel okay about life.One nut job doesn't represent an entire party, gb. I know you're ticked, rightly, but the dudes just a nutter not the entire GOPGeneral Malaise said:This big, tough 2nd Amendment advocate is not only a pedophile, but he dodged the draft by crapping his pants numerous times, snorting crystal meth and forcing the military recruiters to deem him "unfit to serve". He admitted this. Course now the coward says he was in college and got a deferment.
What a waste of carbon this buffoon is. Perfect for the circus that is the GOP.
Stranglehold is cool, though.