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THE FBG Fashion Thread :style: (4 Viewers)
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the moops
Footballguy
non-hetero?
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
True Religion disagrees sporto.(I agree with you though).
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
some great definitions over on urbandictionary "jorts"
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
Here's a few I can post
jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.
"Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.
"Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
Question Walt. Why would you go with the $80 shirt instead of the $20 shirt http://bananarepublic.gap.com/browse/produ...;scid=361689002J
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Cool enough = in a band Not sure many other dudes could pull of the look w/o looking like they were taking a desperate stab at :style:I should have taken more pictures on Sunday. It was a clinic in "trying too hard".
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jdoggydogg
Footballguy
Jorts are like mullets. You can be a handsome, fit dude. But if you are rocking a mullet, you're always gonna look bad.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
I didn't buy it from there, just used the links to show what it looks like. I got those shirts for under $30 a pop at NM last call stores.ETA: Don't really like the fit of BP and most of what I used to buy from there didn't hold up that long.
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Walton Goggins
Footballguy
J -
This is one of the shirts I have although the color if you can imaging is more green than blue but a soft green. I wish I had bought two and can't locate online. When I wear it either with dark jeans or shorts people ask where I bought it.
http://www1.bloomingdales.com/catalog/prod..._medium=organic
This is one of the shirts I have although the color if you can imaging is more green than blue but a soft green. I wish I had bought two and can't locate online. When I wear it either with dark jeans or shorts people ask where I bought it.
http://www1.bloomingdales.com/catalog/prod..._medium=organic
Major
Footballguy
Everytime I drive up from Houston on 71, I stop off here. Some good deals if you hit it at the right times. In Austin, I love going to By George (when they have their big sales). Been a big fan of Varvatos since the early 2000s. It's crazy how expensive his clothes have become. A shirt that used to be $100 or so is now $200+. Varavtos Sample Sale in NYC = 25% of my shopping budget for the year. Got a Varvatos tux there in 2004 or so for $300.
the moops
Footballguy
Being in a band certainly doesnt hurt the cool factor.
Buffaloes
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
I like hot chicks.
offdee
Footballguy
Left or Right?http://curveballsforjesus.files.wordpress....s-and-natty.jpgyou don't happen to be a Florida Gator fan do you?
Pure coincidence.
Neither. No cut-offs, no muscle shirts, no tucked in shirts, no belts, no mullets. The natty lite is OK tho. Maybe I need to take a picture and let you decide if I am pulling it off or not.Left or Right?http://curveballsforjesus.files.wordpress....s-and-natty.jpgyou don't happen to be a Florida Gator fan do you?
Pure coincidence.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Postradamus
Footballguy
Also, they refer to shirts and shorts as "bottoms" and "tops"
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
Yea hit that place at the right time and you can strike it rich. Varv has become way too expensive I agree but I've found some incredible deals at NMLC.Everytime I drive up from Houston on 71, I stop off here. Some good deals if you hit it at the right times. In Austin, I love going to By George (when they have their big sales). Been a big fan of Varvatos since the early 2000s. It's crazy how expensive his clothes have become. A shirt that used to be $100 or so is now $200+. Varavtos Sample Sale in NYC = 25% of my shopping budget for the year. Got a Varvatos tux there in 2004 or so for $300.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Going to a beach BBQ afterwork. gotta remember to roll down my dress socks on the drive home.
Last I checked, sock lines on the calves aren't in :style:
Last I checked, sock lines on the calves aren't in :style:
the moops
Footballguy
I'm sure the gays feel the same way.mr. furley said:Wow, I'm so glad I'm not gay.
EYLive
Footballguy
Major
Footballguy
It's funny how jorts are such a staple in the fashion conscious gay community.I'm sure the gays feel the same way.
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EYLive
Footballguy
The more guys that wear them, the more wimmin there will be for the rest of us.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
FAILGirls, especially <30, notice labels and brand names. It doesn't have to be crazy or outlandish, but IMO a label can be very positive thing.
Major
Footballguy
most of the guys I see wearing them aren't competing for the wimmenz
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
That's a dam good point Yoda
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
I've had a number of times where a new girl I am going to meet up will ask what am I going to wear and I'll say "Wife beater tucked in jorts and a woven belt with gold chain around my neck" slays them every time.
SierraKiloBravo
Footballguy
They are effectively the same as fanny packs, wife beaters and Tevas with socks. Same exact thing.tonydead said:
Major
Footballguy
Tony, found a pretty sweet vest to compliment your jorts. Great deal at this price. Gotta coordinate: http://www.barneys.com/Sleeveless%20Denim%...default,pd.html
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Walton Goggins
Footballguy
Postradamus
Footballguy
I have predicted this, and this is correct, won't be the same come next summer though because they will be too popularthat is why you have to do it now, then in 2 years. Thank me later.
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Insoxicated
You're better than this... don't fall into category 2.
Discussed this at length with the GF last night. I'm seriously considering throwing all my levi shorts in the garbage can.
One thing I can't give up tho is my black tank tops. Please help, if I wear some :style: shorts that you've suggested is there something sleeveless that is acceptable? I can't stand farmer tans and it's hotter than hell down here.
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the moops
Footballguy
That's a pretty sweet vest. Seriously.
JORTS!
Footballguy
offdee
Footballguy
Makin' some progress GB! I'd like to see some transcripts of that conversation with the gf. "Honey, you and all other women dig my jean shorts right?...."Honestly sleeveless and :style: don't really mix...I can't think of a single decent compromise that could be suggested for a sleeveless shirt that doesn't make you look like you're going to a State Fair.Discussed this at length with the GF last night. I'm seriously considering throwing all my levi shorts in the garbage can.One thing I can't give up tho is my black tank tops. Please help, if I wear some :style: shorts that you've suggested is there something sleeveless that is acceptable? I can't stand farmer tans and it's hotter than hell down here.
Flip Flops? And do I have to wear those socks that don't even make it to your ankle when wearing shoes?Makin' some progress GB! I'd like to see some transcripts of that conversation with the gf. "Honey, you and all other women dig my jean shorts right?...."Honestly sleeveless and :style: don't really mix...I can't think of a single decent compromise that could be suggested for a sleeveless shirt that doesn't make you look like you're going to a State Fair.Discussed this at length with the GF last night. I'm seriously considering throwing all my levi shorts in the garbage can.
offdee
Footballguy
I'm personally not a flip flop fan, but they are fine. (no socks though!) When wearing shoes with shorts, the less sock showing the better.Flip Flops? And do I have to wear those socks that don't even make it to your ankle when wearing shoes?Makin' some progress GB! I'd like to see some transcripts of that conversation with the gf. "Honey, you and all other women dig my jean shorts right?...."Honestly sleeveless and :style: don't really mix...I can't think of a single decent compromise that could be suggested for a sleeveless shirt that doesn't make you look like you're going to a State Fair.Discussed this at length with the GF last night. I'm seriously considering throwing all my levi shorts in the garbage can.
Major
Footballguy
Damn Tony, the more you describe your :style: the more you sound like a fruity hipster from Williamsburg. Found a pretty sweet black tank for you:http://www.barneys.com/Pensive%20Face%20Ta...default,pd.htmlDiscussed this at length with the GF last night. I'm seriously considering throwing all my levi shorts in the garbage can.One thing I can't give up tho is my black tank tops. Please help, if I wear some :style: shorts that you've suggested is there something sleeveless that is acceptable? I can't stand farmer tans and it's hotter than hell down here.
SierraKiloBravo
Footballguy
SierraKiloBravo
Footballguy
Smart lady. You'd be well-served to do exactly that.Discussed this at length with the GF last night. I'm seriously considering throwing all my levi shorts in the garbage can.
One thing I can't give up tho is my black tank tops. Please help, if I wear some :style: shorts that you've suggested is there something sleeveless that is acceptable? I can't stand farmer tans and it's hotter than hell down here.
SouthJersey
Footballguy
What's the thought on lace-less dress shoes with a suit?
Are the slip-on dress shoes only for times when you're going shirt & tie? Or are they acceptable anytime?
Are the slip-on dress shoes only for times when you're going shirt & tie? Or are they acceptable anytime?
