The five greatest mysteries this board has ever seen (1 Viewer)

[Escape Goat]

Her work in this thread is pretty obviously advice from one woman to another.

You're going to have to do better than this.

People's exhibit 2

Help me out here, Pickles. How is this not conclusive?

Why would I not?

Do the ladies get an opinion on what constitutes quality of nightlife?

Clearly a broad

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Her work in this thread is pretty obviously advice from one woman to another.

You're going to have to do better than this.

People's exhibit 2

Help me out here, Pickles. How is this not conclusive?

Why would I not?

Do the ladies get an opinion on what constitutes quality of nightlife?

Because Sulla has gone to such great lengths to be androgynous that anything that's gender-identifying can easily dismissed as shtick.The thread previously mentioned about Sulla packing heat was one of the oddest things I've seen around here. Even if Sulla is a she, she's going to great (unbelievably ridiculous) lengths to keep his/her gender a secret.

I guess I don't really even care all that much, I'm more curious why anyone would break their back like this to scrub virtually all gender identity from their posts. It's just plain weird. Maybe not BGP weird, but weird nonetheless.

 

[tommyboy]

Sulla es mi mijita.'Nuff said.

see pickles, told ya

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sulla es mi mijita.'Nuff said.

see pickles, told ya

that's great, but there's no evidence in here.this isn't a religious awakening, it's an investigation. give me something i can chew on.

 

[redman]

Her work in this thread is pretty obviously advice from one woman to another.

You're going to have to do better than this.

People's exhibit 2

Help me out here, Pickles. How is this not conclusive?

Why would I not?

Do the ladies get an opinion on what constitutes quality of nightlife?

Because Sulla has gone to such great lengths to be androgynous that anything that's gender-identifying can easily dismissed as shtick.The thread previously mentioned about Sulla packing heat was one of the oddest things I've seen around here. Even if Sulla is a she, she's going to great (unbelievably ridiculous) lengths to keep his/her gender a secret.

I guess I don't really even care all that much, I'm more curious why anyone would break their back like this to scrub virtually all gender identity from their posts. It's just plain weird. Maybe not BGP weird, but weird nonetheless.

Why would a guy keep his gender a secret on this board? It makes no sense, so the answer is obvious. Sulla bleeds once a month.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Her work in this thread is pretty obviously advice from one woman to another.

You're going to have to do better than this.

People's exhibit 2

Help me out here, Pickles. How is this not conclusive?

Why would I not?

Do the ladies get an opinion on what constitutes quality of nightlife?

Because Sulla has gone to such great lengths to be androgynous that anything that's gender-identifying can easily dismissed as shtick.The thread previously mentioned about Sulla packing heat was one of the oddest things I've seen around here. Even if Sulla is a she, she's going to great (unbelievably ridiculous) lengths to keep his/her gender a secret.

I guess I don't really even care all that much, I'm more curious why anyone would break their back like this to scrub virtually all gender identity from their posts. It's just plain weird. Maybe not BGP weird, but weird nonetheless.

Why would a guy keep his gender a secret on this board? It makes no sense, so the answer is obvious. Sulla bleeds once a month.

No idea why anyone would do it. Chicks on this board go out of their way to draw attention to themselves. I really don't think you're looking at the bigger picture here.

 

[tommyboy]

Sulla es mi mijita.'Nuff said.

see pickles, told ya

that's great, but there's no evidence in here.this isn't a religious awakening, it's an investigation. give me something i can chew on.

other than her PM'ing me? I can't. You'll just have trust me on this one big man

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sulla es mi mijita.'Nuff said.

see pickles, told ya

that's great, but there's no evidence in here.this isn't a religious awakening, it's an investigation. give me something i can chew on.

other than her PM'ing me? I can't. You'll just have trust me on this one big man

That how these things get carried away. Let's end this debate.

 

[redman]

Her work in this thread is pretty obviously advice from one woman to another.

You're going to have to do better than this.

People's exhibit 2

Help me out here, Pickles. How is this not conclusive?

Why would I not?

Do the ladies get an opinion on what constitutes quality of nightlife?

Because Sulla has gone to such great lengths to be androgynous that anything that's gender-identifying can easily dismissed as shtick.The thread previously mentioned about Sulla packing heat was one of the oddest things I've seen around here. Even if Sulla is a she, she's going to great (unbelievably ridiculous) lengths to keep his/her gender a secret.

I guess I don't really even care all that much, I'm more curious why anyone would break their back like this to scrub virtually all gender identity from their posts. It's just plain weird. Maybe not BGP weird, but weird nonetheless.

Why would a guy keep his gender a secret on this board? It makes no sense, so the answer is obvious. Sulla bleeds once a month.

No idea why anyone would do it. Chicks on this board go out of their way to draw attention to themselves. I really don't think you're looking at the bigger picture here.

Well, the chicks who participate in threads tend to like to indicate they're chicks, but we can't say that that's common or not because we don't know who's not participating. I can say, though, that I could see a chick enjoying FF and/or the FFA discussions but not wanting to get hit with a bunch of show-me-your-tata's PM's, which is what I think Sulla is about.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Her work in this thread is pretty obviously advice from one woman to another.

You're going to have to do better than this.

People's exhibit 2

Help me out here, Pickles. How is this not conclusive?

Why would I not?

Do the ladies get an opinion on what constitutes quality of nightlife?

Because Sulla has gone to such great lengths to be androgynous that anything that's gender-identifying can easily dismissed as shtick.The thread previously mentioned about Sulla packing heat was one of the oddest things I've seen around here. Even if Sulla is a she, she's going to great (unbelievably ridiculous) lengths to keep his/her gender a secret.

I guess I don't really even care all that much, I'm more curious why anyone would break their back like this to scrub virtually all gender identity from their posts. It's just plain weird. Maybe not BGP weird, but weird nonetheless.

Why would a guy keep his gender a secret on this board? It makes no sense, so the answer is obvious. Sulla bleeds once a month.

No idea why anyone would do it. Chicks on this board go out of their way to draw attention to themselves. I really don't think you're looking at the bigger picture here.

Well, the chicks who participate in threads tend to like to indicate they're chicks, but we can't say that that's common or not because we don't know who's not participating. I can say, though, that I could see a chick enjoying FF and/or the FFA discussions but not wanting to get hit with a bunch of show-me-your-tata's PM's, which is what I think Sulla is about.

It goes way beyond that. The notebook has generous entries on this subject. It's not like this is my first rodeo.

 

[redman]

Her work in this thread is pretty obviously advice from one woman to another.

You're going to have to do better than this.

People's exhibit 2

Help me out here, Pickles. How is this not conclusive?

Why would I not?

Do the ladies get an opinion on what constitutes quality of nightlife?

Because Sulla has gone to such great lengths to be androgynous that anything that's gender-identifying can easily dismissed as shtick.The thread previously mentioned about Sulla packing heat was one of the oddest things I've seen around here. Even if Sulla is a she, she's going to great (unbelievably ridiculous) lengths to keep his/her gender a secret.

I guess I don't really even care all that much, I'm more curious why anyone would break their back like this to scrub virtually all gender identity from their posts. It's just plain weird. Maybe not BGP weird, but weird nonetheless.

Why would a guy keep his gender a secret on this board? It makes no sense, so the answer is obvious. Sulla bleeds once a month.

No idea why anyone would do it. Chicks on this board go out of their way to draw attention to themselves. I really don't think you're looking at the bigger picture here.

Well, the chicks who participate in threads tend to like to indicate they're chicks, but we can't say that that's common or not because we don't know who's not participating. I can say, though, that I could see a chick enjoying FF and/or the FFA discussions but not wanting to get hit with a bunch of show-me-your-tata's PM's, which is what I think Sulla is about.

It goes way beyond that. The notebook has generous entries on this subject. It's not like this is my first rodeo.

It's time to spill the beans then. It's poor schtick to accuse someone of being coy but then to be coy about your notebook info.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

It's time to spill the beans then. It's poor schtick to accuse someone of being coy but then to be coy about your notebook info.

That's not how this works.But I do think that everyone should have a notebook.

 

[redman]

It's time to spill the beans then. It's poor schtick to accuse someone of being coy but then to be coy about your notebook info.

That's not how this works.But I do think that everyone should have a notebook.

I just got one, but my notebook only goes back to last week.

 

[tommyboy]

It goes way beyond that. The notebook has generous entries on this subject. It's not like this is my first rodeo.

you keep a notebook? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

It goes way beyond that. The notebook has generous entries on this subject. It's not like this is my first rodeo.

you keep a notebook? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

you have no idea how serious i take this.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is it P?

HOLD THE PHONE

A woman's ejaculate is expelled from the urethra, the same place where urine comes out from. And although studies have found that the clear liquid is not urine at all (the juice is released from the Skene's glands, or urethral sponge), if your girl doesn't have complete control over her PC (pubococcygeus) muscle, there is a chance that she may actually pee all over you.

Official answer: MAYBE

 

[wilked]

Peyton Marino, while not Top 5, will be a strong contender for the 6th man award

But that was solved.

It is not greatest unsolved mysteries, dumb###.....greatest mysteries.

Um, no. Since this is my brainchild, it's the greatest unsolved mysteries. If it's solved it's not really a mystery any more. Thanks for playing.

So they should have just called this show 'Mysteries' then?http://www.unsolved.com/home.html

 

[Running with scissors]

No idea why anyone would do it. Chicks on this board go out of their way to draw attention to themselves.

This seems like an inordinate amount of attention.

 

[JaxBill]

Has TIS been detained by Customs while visiting oil rigs?

 

[Early_10]

Her work in this thread is pretty obviously advice from one woman to another.

You're going to have to do better than this.

People's exhibit 2

Help me out here, Pickles. How is this not conclusive?

Why would I not?

Do the ladies get an opinion on what constitutes quality of nightlife?

Because Sulla has gone to such great lengths to be androgynous that anything that's gender-identifying can easily dismissed as shtick.The thread previously mentioned about Sulla packing heat was one of the oddest things I've seen around here. Even if Sulla is a she, she's going to great (unbelievably ridiculous) lengths to keep his/her gender a secret.

I guess I don't really even care all that much, I'm more curious why anyone would break their back like this to scrub virtually all gender identity from their posts. It's just plain weird. Maybe not BGP weird, but weird nonetheless.

Why would a guy keep his gender a secret on this board? It makes no sense, so the answer is obvious. Sulla bleeds once a month.

No idea why anyone would do it. Chicks on this board go out of their way to draw attention to themselves. I really don't think you're looking at the bigger picture here.

Its not about going out of your way to draw attention. Its just an odd place that never before in my history of the internet had anyone questioned my gender. My name is not gender specific and anytime someone asked, I told them. This is the only place I've ever said, "yes, I'm a woman," and had people argue it.

 

[moleculo]

e-10's gender has got to be a top 5 mystery.

 

[Early_10]

e-10's gender has got to be a top 5 mystery.

Silly f###ers, no wonder I love this place.

 

[Rayderr]

the wheelhouse incident

That's on my list. I thought SuperJohn96 was the culprit, but I'm not positive.

SuperJohn posted the contact info of Todd H. but has denied being the one to actually call Todd and let him know what was going on.

 

[Flying V]

Who is Gordon Gekko and where did he come from?

Definitely the most intriguing member of the board. I believe at least half of what he claims to have been through in his life is complete BULL, but which half?

 

[Buckychudd]

Who were Origami Boulder vs. YBWUPN!? used to be one, but it seems like that's finally been answered

Rudnicki ruined that one.. on multiple occasions.

Peyton Marino, while not Top 5, will be a strong contender for the 6th man award

But that was solved.

Answers to both of these please.

 

[Flying V]

Who is Gordon Gekko and where did he come from?

Definitely the most intriguing member of the board. I believe at least half of what he claims to have been through in his life is complete BULL, but which half?

When did his true identity become a mystery?

When he posted on a message board with a fictitious name.

Did I miss something?

 

[snogger]

NFZ:

is he or

 

[shuke]

It's time to spill the beans then. It's poor schtick to accuse someone of being coy but then to be coy about your notebook info.

 

[shuke]

Who were Origami Boulder vs. YBWUPN!? used to be one, but it seems like that's finally been answered

Rudnicki ruined that one.. on multiple occasions.

Peyton Marino, while not Top 5, will be a strong contender for the 6th man award

But that was solved.

Answers to both of these please.

I'll answer the latter. He ended up not being some elaborate alias but rather a 16 year old kid who was getting all his "inside info" from JoeT.

 

[Shutterbug]

Her work in this thread is pretty obviously advice from one woman to another.

You're going to have to do better than this.

People's exhibit 2

Help me out here, Pickles. How is this not conclusive?

Why would I not?

Do the ladies get an opinion on what constitutes quality of nightlife?

Because Sulla has gone to such great lengths to be androgynous that anything that's gender-identifying can easily dismissed as shtick.The thread previously mentioned about Sulla packing heat was one of the oddest things I've seen around here. Even if Sulla is a she, she's going to great (unbelievably ridiculous) lengths to keep his/her gender a secret.

I guess I don't really even care all that much, I'm more curious why anyone would break their back like this to scrub virtually all gender identity from their posts. It's just plain weird. Maybe not BGP weird, but weird nonetheless.

Why would a guy keep his gender a secret on this board? It makes no sense, so the answer is obvious. Sulla bleeds once a month.

No idea why anyone would do it. Chicks on this board go out of their way to draw attention to themselves. I really don't think you're looking at the bigger picture here.

Its not about going out of your way to draw attention. Its just an odd place that never before in my history of the internet had anyone questioned my gender. My name is not gender specific and anytime someone asked, I told them. This is the only place I've ever said, "yes, I'm a woman," and had people argue it.

I would also like to add that the biggest attention addicts (nicer word) on this board are male.

ETA: I think.

 

[Sweeper]

This is top 5 material for sure.

No one self-promotes more than you. It's a mystery why you haven't left in shame yet.

What do you do for a living anyway? I'm bothered by this much more than I care to admit.

 

[Buckychudd]

I'll answer the latter. He ended up not being some elaborate alias but rather a 16 year old kid who was getting all his "inside info" from JoeT.

 

[Joe Bryant]

This is top 5 material for sure.

No one self-promotes more than you.

J

 

[Sweeper]

Sulla es mi mijita.'Nuff said.

see pickles, told ya

that's great, but there's no evidence in here.this isn't a religious awakening, it's an investigation. give me something i can chew on.

other than her PM'ing me? I can't. You'll just have trust me on this one big man

Post the PM and let it convince us all.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Her work in this thread is pretty obviously advice from one woman to another.

You're going to have to do better than this.

People's exhibit 2

Help me out here, Pickles. How is this not conclusive?

Why would I not?

Do the ladies get an opinion on what constitutes quality of nightlife?

Because Sulla has gone to such great lengths to be androgynous that anything that's gender-identifying can easily dismissed as shtick.The thread previously mentioned about Sulla packing heat was one of the oddest things I've seen around here. Even if Sulla is a she, she's going to great (unbelievably ridiculous) lengths to keep his/her gender a secret.

I guess I don't really even care all that much, I'm more curious why anyone would break their back like this to scrub virtually all gender identity from their posts. It's just plain weird. Maybe not BGP weird, but weird nonetheless.

Why would a guy keep his gender a secret on this board? It makes no sense, so the answer is obvious. Sulla bleeds once a month.

No idea why anyone would do it. Chicks on this board go out of their way to draw attention to themselves. I really don't think you're looking at the bigger picture here.

Its not about going out of your way to draw attention. Its just an odd place that never before in my history of the internet had anyone questioned my gender. My name is not gender specific and anytime someone asked, I told them. This is the only place I've ever said, "yes, I'm a woman," and had people argue it.

Hate to break it to you, but it was never in doubt.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

NFZ: is he or

Not even a top 1000 mystery. I couldn't care less about that failed fishing trip.

 

[saintfool]

Who is Gordon Gekko and where did he come from?

Definitely the most intriguing member of the board. I believe at least half of what he claims to have been through in his life is complete BULL, but which half?

When did his true identity become a mystery?

When he posted on a message board with a fictitious name.

Did I miss something?

I'm glad I'm not the only one...

 

[Mr. Pickles]

the wheelhouse incident

That's on my list. I thought SuperJohn96 was the culprit, but I'm not positive.

SuperJohn posted the contact info of Todd H. but has denied being the one to actually call Todd and let him know what was going on.

Not buying it.In the FFA, you're guilty until proved otherwise.

 

[Abashail]

Shuke claims Sulla's gender is top five material.. and I have to agree.

You say what?

Sulla's a guy.A while back Sulla posted that he was a early tester for Civilization IV, and posted a link to this site. A little snooping around there (erase the civ4.html) and you get your answer.

 

[Amnesiback Leroy Shurbanbrong]

Shuke claims Sulla's gender is top five material.. and I have to agree.

You say what?

Sulla's a guy.A while back Sulla posted that he was a early tester for Civilization IV, and posted a link to this site. A little snooping around there (erase the civ4.html) and you get your answer.

Oh this is gettin good.

 

[tommyboy]

Sulla es mi mijita.'Nuff said.

see pickles, told ya

that's great, but there's no evidence in here.this isn't a religious awakening, it's an investigation. give me something i can chew on.

other than her PM'ing me? I can't. You'll just have trust me on this one big man

Post the PM and let it convince us all.

i'd love to but I deleted it long ago. I would go to court and swear on a bible if that helps you. I also have a PM from mr Ham challenging me to a fist fight.

 

[shining path]

Sulla es mi mijita.

'Nuff said.

see pickles, told ya

that's great, but there's no evidence in here.this isn't a religious awakening, it's an investigation. give me something i can chew on.

other than her PM'ing me? I can't. You'll just have trust me on this one big man

Post the PM and let it convince us all.

i'd love to but I deleted it long ago. I would go to court and swear on a bible if that helps you. I also have a PM from mr Ham challenging me to a fist fight.

 

[Escape Goat]

Sulla es mi mijita.

'Nuff said.

see pickles, told ya

that's great, but there's no evidence in here.this isn't a religious awakening, it's an investigation. give me something i can chew on.

other than her PM'ing me? I can't. You'll just have trust me on this one big man

Post the PM and let it convince us all.

i'd love to but I deleted it long ago. I would go to court and swear on a bible if that helps you. I also have a PM from mr Ham challenging me to a fist fight.

 

[Sweeper]

What did it say?

 

[the rover]

Shuke claims Sulla's gender is top five material.. and I have to agree.

You say what?

Sulla's a guy.A while back Sulla posted that he was a early tester for Civilization IV, and posted a link to this site. A little snooping around there (erase the civ4.html) and you get your answer.

No mention of gender, but quite a bit of Sulla playing "Dance Dance Revolution." Not sure what that's supposed to prove.

 

[tommyboy]

What did it say?

HAM: Let's go. You name the parking lot. I'll bring the chains. Jesus, you really are a ####ing idiot. Don't PM me again, #####.ME:Have a nice miserable life, guy. HAM:I'm serious. Name the parking lot. I suggest the Best Buy on 73rd.ME: funniest thing you ever said. But I don't like that Best Buy its in the ##### part of town, I think we need to go to the Best Buy out on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd. HAM:Well, if we're in the area, let's just go to Leo's and get the pork ribs. Much better than fighting.

 

[Sweeper]

What did it say?

HAM: Let's go. You name the parking lot. I'll bring the chains. Jesus, you really are a ####ing idiot. Don't PM me again, #####.ME:Have a nice miserable life, guy. HAM:I'm serious. Name the parking lot. I suggest the Best Buy on 73rd.ME: funniest thing you ever said. But I don't like that Best Buy its in the ##### part of town, I think we need to go to the Best Buy out on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd. HAM:Well, if we're in the area, let's just go to Leo's and get the pork ribs. Much better than fighting.

Okay ... what about the one from this dude, sulla?

 

[tommyboy]

What did it say?

HAM: Let's go. You name the parking lot. I'll bring the chains. Jesus, you really are a ####ing idiot. Don't PM me again, #####.ME:Have a nice miserable life, guy. HAM:I'm serious. Name the parking lot. I suggest the Best Buy on 73rd.ME: funniest thing you ever said. But I don't like that Best Buy its in the ##### part of town, I think we need to go to the Best Buy out on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd. HAM:Well, if we're in the area, let's just go to Leo's and get the pork ribs. Much better than fighting.

Okay ... what about the one from this dude, sulla?

sullas a chick and I deleted it long ago. I got a lot of PMs and you have to purge them once in awhile. Sorry.

 

[Joe T]

Peyton Marino, while not Top 5, will be a strong contender for the 6th man award

At the time, it was looking like a giant enigma, but it was nothing more than Joe T-induced paranoia.Stays here was never more of a myth.

 

[Joe T]

Mystery: Why do former mods always go off the deep end just prior to being axed by Joe B/Dodds?

I can point to several examples if necessary.