Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
If they were truly dominant they would have asked for the whole million.
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Things that only Happen in Florida! (1 Viewer)
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Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
How proud his family must be right now.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
That's wasted beer. That'll be held against him.
plinko
Footballguy
Don't know about that.... baby's first beer down?
Senor Schmutzig
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Signs that the relationship might be over for $1000 Alex.
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
Whatever happened to giving 1-star Yelp reviews?
The Commish
Footballguy
That went out the window when it was deemed acceptable to shoot someone in a movie theater for throwing popcorn on you after you engage them and make a scene.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
My only question is, what took it so long?
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Really wanna know what song it was
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Cuts Like A Knife?
tri-man 47
Footballguy
The 1966 classic: I Fought the Law (and the Law Won)
tri-man 47
Footballguy
Quick, do a search for "chemise," and the pop-up ads will be much more pleasant.
Dinsy Ejotuz
Footballguy
How will they know when it arrives?
ChiefD
Footballguy
This is GENIUS.
tri-man 47
Footballguy
Maybe she should have tried asking for a Diet Coke and a pack of Mentos ...see if that would work somehow.
Grahamburn
Footballguy
They make Hard Mountain Dew now. You can imagine how good it is.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Just drop some sugar cubes in the moonshine still. Granny Clampett would approve.
Dezbelief
Footballguy
Collier County, Florida woman, 80, found in neighbor's garage after being reported missing last week
Neighbors say CCSO Deputies told them Gallaway never entered the house and was stuck in the garage for six days without food or water.
www.cbsnews.com
NAPLES, Fla. -- The Collier County Sheriff's Office says it has found an elderly woman who was reported missing last week.
Deputies went door to door searching for Margaret Gallaway, 80, after she was last seen on Oct. 16. The woman suffers from Alzheimer's and is non-verbal, investigators said.
Collier County is in the western part of Florida and about a 2 hour and 30 minute drive from Miami-Dade
Her disappearance led to a volunteer search effort in which over 100 people showed up to look for the woman, according to local officials.
During the search, deputies reviewed doorbell footage from Crown Point residents when they came across a video that captured a brief glimpse of a person entering a nearby open garage.
Deputies contacted the homeowner and obtained permission to enter the home and that is when they found the missing woman.
Authorities said the garage door was open on the day Galloway went missing but the homeowner later closed it. The homeowner was unaware that Gallaway was inside the garage.
The woman was taken to a hospital for evaluation and care.
Neighbors say CCSO Deputies told them Gallaway never entered the house and was stuck in the garage for six days without food or water.
Florida man sues Dunkin' after toilet explosion douses him in feces and urine, lawsuit says
Dunkin' is being sued after a man claims a toilet exploded on him in the bathroom of a Winter Park location in 2022.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
"Florida - Come for the fun, stay for the exploding toilets"
Florida man sues Dunkin' after toilet explosion douses him in feces and urine, lawsuit says
Dunkin' is being sued after a man claims a toilet exploded on him in the bathroom of a Winter Park location in 2022.news.yahoo.com
Grahamburn
Footballguy
Definitely need to change the underwear after that.
massraider
Footballguy
Florida woman’s family sues retirement home after an 11ft-alligator killed her
The family of an elderly woman killed by an alligator as she walked her dog near her Florida home is suing the retirement community where she lived for wrongful death.
Gloria Serge, 85, died in February 2023 after the 11ft alligator, known to residents as Henry, sprang from a retention pond at Spanish Lakes Fairways in Fort Pierce and dragged her back into the water.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
The fact that the alligator actually had a name isn't going to help the property owners in their defending case.
massraider
Footballguy
Tapeworms found in Florida man's brain linked to undercooked bacon, according to a report.
The condition is a rare parasitic infection of the brain that is strongly linked to pork consumption
. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1769218619748078070?t=cVBPbsnG1omRxkHJW9Q9zA&s=19
The condition is a rare parasitic infection of the brain that is strongly linked to pork consumption
. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1769218619748078070?t=cVBPbsnG1omRxkHJW9Q9zA&s=19
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
<Wayne and Garth>I'm gonna HURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!</Wayne and Garth>
Osaurus
Footballguy
Godspeed
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Your brain still works because you know enough to cook your bacon.It's not lost in me that maggot brain emojied the post
tri-man 47
Footballguy
Fortunately (or not), your bacon’s been cooked for quite a while.
Why Was a Fla. Man Arrested After Trying to Withdraw 1 Cent from Bank?
Michael Fleming, 41, allegedly entered a Chase Bank location on June 29 and filled out a withdrawal slip for the amount of one cent, per an arrest report obtained by PEOPLE.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Looking at his mug shot I wouldn't want to be the guy who tells him "a penny for your thoughts".Why Was a Fla. Man Arrested After Trying to Withdraw 1 Cent from Bank?
Michael Fleming, 41, allegedly entered a Chase Bank location on June 29 and filled out a withdrawal slip for the amount of one cent, per an arrest report obtained by PEOPLE.people.com
Wingnut
Footballguy
Florida fishing charter captain goes ham on a younger fisherman, and boards his boat uninvited...the video goes viral and the Captain is feeling the internets wrath.
The story:
The video (NSFW language)
The story:
Brock Horner with Tarpon Coast Fishing Charters screams at fisherman, jumps in his boat
Horner, the captain with Tarpon Coast Fishing Charters in Punta Gorda, yelled at the man for nearly three straight minutes before jumping on his boat
www.news-journalonline.com
The video (NSFW language)
Jayrod
Footballguy
I think I may have punched the kid for saying bro 1,000 times in 5 minutes.Florida fishing charter captain goes ham on a younger fisherman, and boards his boat uninvited...the video goes viral and the Captain is feeling the internets wrath.
The story:
Brock Horner with Tarpon Coast Fishing Charters screams at fisherman, jumps in his boat
Horner, the captain with Tarpon Coast Fishing Charters in Punta Gorda, yelled at the man for nearly three straight minutes before jumping on his boatwww.news-journalonline.com
The video (NSFW language)
That said, that guy is a psychopath and deserves whatever online wrath has befallen him.
Wingnut
Footballguy
The first fatality ever in Florida by a bear.
www.winknews.com
In other Florida wildlfe news:
Alligator attacks, kills woman canoeing with her husband on lake in Florida
www.cbsnews.com
Collier County man and dog killed in rare bear attack, officials confirm
Collier County man and dog killed in rare bear attack, officials confirm
Authorities in Collier County are investigating a tragic incident involving a bear attack that left an elderly man and his dog dead.
In other Florida wildlfe news:
Alligator attacks, kills woman canoeing with her husband on lake in Florida
Alligator attacks, kills woman canoeing with her husband on lake in Florida: "He tried to fight the gator off"
An alligator has attacked and killed a woman canoeing on Lake Kissimmee, south of Orlando, authorities say.
www.cbsnews.com
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