Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend (5 Viewers)

[GregR]

"This back end is so big I can just keep stuffing one thing after another into it."

"I think I'll go out front where the neighbors can watch and do a thorough waxing."

"Sure you can borrow her, just make sure you fill her up before you bring her back."

 

[msommer]

"I really liked my old car better than this piece of crap"

ETA:
"I can't wait until I can get a new one"

"Insert the key and it just purrs"

 

[GregR]

I love hearing the exhaust rumbling loudly.

 

[GregR]

I kind of wish now I'd gone with a different color.

 

[Bucky86]

Just shove it in the backseat.

 

[cstu]

"My buddy wants to borrow you but I told him only if he fills your tank all the way up."

 

[jfranco77]

Only takes $25 to fill up

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My car was made in Michigan.

 

[Bucky86]

I actually prefer a rental. You can really beat it up and not have to deal with it when you're finished.

 

[GregR]

When I can't get her started myself I ask the neighbor to come over for a jump.

 

[GregR]

I actually prefer a rental. You can really beat it up and not have to deal with it when you're finished.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had to take my car to the dealer because of a factory recall.

 

[msommer]

"I like Asian cars better than my current model"

"Just going all out with a German model would be nice"

"Although my car has little trade in value, I still love it"

 

[GregR]

Left her with my mechanic for the day and after he got up inside, now she's practically purring.

 

[msommer]

"Just doesn't do it for me anymore"

"I just want to hit the highway and boogie on down"

"Took her for a spin and handed her right back, lucky I did not sign for that POS"

"When it gets to be a PITA, I just trade it in for a newer model"

 

[Yankee23Fan]

I can turn it off.

 

[GregR]

Great day and a lot of people around. Think it's time to take down the top.

 

[cstu]

"She's 40 years old but looks as good as she did when she was 20."

 

[spOOfy]

Eight people can ride comfortably.

 

[msommer]

"It's a bit snug"

 

[GregR]

I'd like to get a second so I can drive a different one each day.

 

[cstu]

"You're reliable but sometimes I wish you would die so I could get another one"

 

[cstu]

"I was going to buy you some accessories but realized that would be like putting lipstick on a pig."

 

[Bucky86]

This piece of #### always seems to start leaking oil right before I want to drive it.

 

[GregR]

Son, you're finally old enough to take her for a drive yourself.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

"I knew I should have gone with the foreign import."

"It was on the highway when she blew."

 

[dozer]

Its had a little after market work done.

 

[BobbyLayne]

"Best thing about her is she's paid for. No more payments unti I get a new one."

 

[Dentist]

Sorry, the cost to repair you exceeds your current market value, it's time to upgrade to a younger Asian model that's more responsive to my needs, preferably with a drop top

 

[Willie Neslon]

First thing my friend noticed when he got in it was how roomy it was.

 

[dozer]

I just souped her up with a Holly double-pumper.

(If your girlfriend's name is Holly)

 

[SWC]

i just got new tires on my car brohans take that to the bank

 

[SWC]

also the key thing on my glove box stopped working it pretty much does not lock right at all now take that to the bank bromigos

 

[GregR]

One time she had 16 clowns in her at once.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Son, you're finally old enough to take her for a drive yourself.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

"Headlights are pretty weak."

 

[Bucky86]

I used to fill her up with the premium stuff. Then she started wearing down and I just said, "#### it. She'll take the cheap stuff and like it."

 

[msommer]

"Goes 0-60 in no time"

 

[Brony]

It likes to hit people when I'm drunk.

 

[GregR]

Hmm. Rear end seems to be sagging a bit.

 

[hagmania]

"This car sucks."

 

[Gr00vus]

I can turn it off on.

FYP - :marriedguys:

 

[matttyl]

She blew a seal and dumped this red fluid all over.

 

[whiskey7]

standard box

offroad package

 

[Bucky86]

Nothing better than jumping inside after a long day at work and ripping a huge fart.

 

[matttyl]

Tight in the corners.

She's running lean.

I put a half pound of wedge in the left rear.

 

[dgreen]

"Let's see how much comps are going for on craigslist."

 

[dgreen]

"She loses a couple thousand in value the second you take her off the lot."

 

[GregR]

The oldest one I've ever had was 16.

 

[Gr00vus]

Smells funny inside and could really use a vacuuming.