Things you feel shouldn't be up for debate but are. (1 Viewer)

[Juxtatarot]

No, I really mean this Friday 

That only makes sense if today was Friday.

 

[DocHolliday]

You misspelled Black Sabbath.

Sabbath is most influential heavy metal band and fantastic. 

 

[Gary Coal Man]

Costanza > Kramer

Kramer is fine, but people who think he’s better than Costanza are simply wrong.

 

[Scoresman]

Mayonnaise is a superior condiment for fries than ketchup.  

 

[NutterButter]

Sabbath is most influential heavy metal band and fantastic. 

I prefer Metallica but I thought the consensus was that sabbath is the best.

 

[Ghost Rider]

That pictures of yoga pants should be allowed.

 

[Captain Cranks]

Mayonnaise is a superior condiment for fries than ketchup.  

You must have thought you were in the "Things I think but probably shouldn't" thread.  That's down on aisle 4.  

 

[-fish-]

This again?

I'm blind in my left eye and a much safer driver if/because I travel in the left lane.  If someone is traveling faster than I am I will move over for them plenty early enough that they won't feel the need to slow down.  Otherwise, I typically stay in the left lane.  Electric chair?  Lethal injection?  Hangman's noose?  Firing squad?

It's not your road, pal.  Drive like there are other people on it and everything will go so much more smoothly.

yeah, you're wrong. 

and you shouldn't be put to death.  just not allowed to drive.  

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Hot Dog is not a sandwich.

A hot dog is a taco

That next Friday is in two days, not nine.

Poppycock

 

[Scoresman]

You must have thought you were in the "Things I think but probably shouldn't" thread.  That's down on aisle 4.  

No, I said it right.  Mayonnaise is essentially God's Condiment.  I mean, people cant even decide how to spell ketchup (catsup).  It's laughable.  

 

[Grahamburn]

yeah, you're wrong. 

and you shouldn't be put to death.  just not allowed to drive.  

I'm an excellent driver.

 

[rockaction]

You must have thought you were in the "Things I think but probably shouldn't" thread.  That's down on aisle 4.  

Where the relish is for the hot dogs (outside of Chicago, that is)?

Speaking of which, pizza: New Haven>New York>>>>>>>Chicago.

Not up for debate.

 

[Captain Cranks]

I'm an excellent driver.

Not when you're breaking laws, you ain't. 

 

[Grahamburn]

Now when you're breaking laws, you ain't. 

Bit of a scofflaw too.  Truth. 

 

[Sullie]

Coke > Pepsi

Heinz > Hunts

Mayonaisse > Miracle Whip

Know the truth, accept the truth

Bravo sir!

And I don't know exactly what Miracle Whip is but I can tell you exactly what it isn't.  Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise nor is it a substitute for actual mayonnaise.  The only thing miraculous about Miracle Whip is that people actually buy it.  I've always assumed it was there to remind people of how awesome real mayonnaise is and how horrible the world would be if your only option was Horrible Whip.  Kinda like Hunts Ketchup, it's just there to remind people of how awesome Heinz is and how crappy Hunts tomato soup in a bottle is.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

That Salma Hayek in Desperado was as hot as any woman could ever be.  Sure, others too might have obtained that level, but none have surpassed it.

 

[Sullie]

yeah, you're wrong. 

and you shouldn't be put to death.  just not allowed to drive.  

Spot on!

 

[TripleThreat]

Sadly, vaccinations.

https://makeameme.org/meme/two-things-that-5c5891

 

[trogg78]

French Fries are not French.  They are Belgian.  

What are waffle fries?

 

[Gary Coal Man]

Flair > Hogan

 

[jon_mx]

Whether it's ok to use the left lane on the interstate for anything other than passing. Fact: traveling (blocking) in the left lane should be punishable by death.

There are exits where you need to be in the left lane .

 

[jon_mx]

What are waffle fries?

Merica! 

 

[Nipsey]

That the old Snorg t-shirt girl was smoking hot. @Otis

 

[Scoresman]

What are waffle fries?

Terrible.  I tried to explain to my relatives in Belgium the concept of a waffle fry and they just laughed.  

 

[Captain Cranks]

Feet are not an attractive body part.  

 

[joffer]

Don and Dawn don't rhyme

 

[Scoresman]

Feet are not an attractive body part.  

What? Come at me bro.  

 

[-OZ-]

Gender

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Don and Dawn don't rhyme

They’re exact homophones. 

 

[Captain Cranks]

What? Come at me bro.  

 

[MAC_32]

Mayonnaise is a superior condiment for fries than ketchup.  

They're both awful and should never be consumed on anything.

 

[Jayrod]

What? Come at me bro.  

You are just cross-wired.

"...foot fetishes could possibly result from cross-wiring in the brain between the foot and the genital parts."

 

[joffer]

They’re exact homophones. 

your face is a homophone

 

[Despyzer]

That only makes sense if today was Friday.

You can't possibly be this obtuse. This has to be .

 

[Despyzer]

I'm an excellent driver.

But only in one lane, apparently.

 

[tommyboy]

This again?

I'm blind in my left eye and a much safer driver if/because I travel in the left lane.  If someone is traveling faster than I am I will move over for them plenty early enough that they won't feel the need to slow down.  Otherwise, I typically stay in the left lane.  Electric chair?  Lethal injection?  Hangman's noose?  Firing squad?

It's not your road, pal.  Drive like there are other people on it and everything will go so much more smoothly.

In Oregon it's the law. The left lane is exclusively for passing.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

that grown ### men who vote for the ####### MUPPET MOVIE as best of it's release year in an innerwebz pole should be permabanned. 

no debate. boot they ### 

Just wait until all the reviews come in for Toy Story IV.

 

[northern exposure]

Flair > Hogan

The Rock and Stone Cold are both > Flair.

 

[tommyboy]

That not only did we land on the moon, we went back several times and drove around on it and brought back samples.

 

[Sullie]

That not only did we land on the moon, we went back several times and drove around on it and brought back samples.

You know, the thing of it is, every single moon landing denier (which btw, I seriously cannot believe is even a thing) should be lined up so that Buzz Aldrin can punch each one of them in the face!  Reference link.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

You know, the thing of it is, every single moon landing denier (which btw, I seriously cannot believe is even a thing) should be lined up so that Buzz Aldrin can punch each one of them in the face!

In theory a good idea, but it would probably be hard to organize.

 

[Sullie]

In theory a good idea, but it would probably be hard to organize.

Line them up in the passing lane on the freeway with the blind in one eye guy driving over them then?  I'm just spitballing here.

 

[Otis]

That the old Snorg t-shirt girl was smoking hot. @Otis

Love her so hard. 

 

[Nipsey]

Love her so hard. 

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/680674-should-tiger-have-been-dqd-or-dqd-himself/?do=findComment&comment=15476164

 

[Tom Servo]

your face is a homophone

Did you say homophone?

 

[otb_lifer]

Just wait until all the reviews come in for Toy Story IV.

i shall plan my next hiatus around, forthwith 

 

[MAC_32]

You know, the thing of it is, every single moon landing denier (which btw, I seriously cannot believe is even a thing) should be lined up so that Buzz Aldrin can punch each one of them in the face!  Reference link.

I already regret this question.

There are moon landing deniers?

 

[Tom Servo]

The Rock and Stone Cold are both > Flair.

Let me know when they either of those clowns could go 60 minutes EVERY NIGHT.

I'll wait.

 

[Take_The_Shot]

That my neighbor's make believe god is somehow better than someone's make believe god from a different part of the world. 

Furthermore, any type of religion.

 

[gianmarco]

Fruit never belongs in a beer.