fantasycurse42
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My wife is also pretty solid fixing things around the house... Except technology related items, where she breaks everything.Home repairs.
Good answer. My wife is very unselfish and thinks about other people first.my wife is better at me than keeping our calendar straight she is better at being good to people and remembering birthdays and so on she is better at making sure we do good things like go to church which i would skip if i had a choice but always feel better after i went she is better at being a good human than me and that is the truth brohans i am luck to have her take that to the bank
My wife is the worst, like seriously the worst at this. Just awful!serious one
negotiating - i eventually just cave because I really don't care that much to carry on
I was going to post this or slobbing my knob.my wife is better at me than keeping our calendar straight she is better at being good to people and remembering birthdays and so on she is better at making sure we do good things like go to church which i would skip if i had a choice but always feel better after i went she is better at being a good human than me and that is the truth brohans i am luck to have her take that to the bank
This turns into a fight every single time. I can't tell color shades apart and generally don't care. She wants my opinion, but when my opinion is that they all look the same she gets mad. Then I get mad I have to waste a day painting. We generally start to bicker and she kicks me off the job.Painting rooms in the house
Apparently my wife is better at remembering conversations we've had, but I'm skeptical.
YESCleaning
Leaving the windows open while the AC/Heat is on
Baking
So perfect and trueCooking
Folding laundry
Sweeping
Piling mail up and not looking at it.
Piling stuff in the fridge and forgetting it's there to be tossed out later
Working out and eating healthy.
Walking the dog.
Driving
Directions
Going to the grocery store 3+ times a week.
Piling up empty water bottles.
Falling asleep before I do.
Loading the dishwasher the most inefficient way possible. And then insisting to run it on the full run sanitizing cycle with dry heating that takes 3 hrs 45 mins. to complete.
Huge this.paying attention to her surroundings - She always knows what's going on. Always knows whose car is which, on the street, and who is out of place. I swear if we ever got robbed she'd know who it was. The street behind us, she'll know whose dog is which or "that's the lady that always waters her lawn at this time" Just pays attention to the world around her more than I do.
But then does she lay them all out on the love seat overnight to "rest like a steak"?
My wife trusts "technology" too much.
Our dryer has umpteen different options but 95% of the time all you need to do is choose high, med, or low and set the timer for 40-50 mins. AKA Timed Dry.
The wife loves to use the "Smart Sense" option or whatever. Hit the button and it starts up. Sometime in the first 2 minutes the dryer is supposed to figure out how wet the clothes are and how long they need to tumble.
IT NEVER WORKS RIGHT. Unless there is like one flipping t-shirt by itself in there, the clothes are never dry at the end of the cycle. What does my wife do when she opens the door and the clothes aren't dry? She usually says in a rather frustrated voice "damn, the clothes still aren't dry". Then she puts them on the Timed Dry for like 15 minutes and, holy crap, they're dry!
But then does she lay them all out on the love seat overnight to "rest like a steak"?
You'll get the hang of it one day - don't give up.Pee sitting down.
Maybe that's her fetish.Walking into the bathroom when I'm in there, regardless of whether the door is closed, and doing stuff that could have waited until I was done.
Just spitballing here... maybe add using punctuation to the list?my wife is better at me than keeping our calendar straight she is better at being good to people and remembering birthdays and so on she is better at making sure we do good things like go to church which i would skip if i had a choice but always feel better after i went she is better at being a good human than me and that is the truth brohans i am luck to have her take that to the bank
yeah- this one is uncanny. and it's a remarkable ability to load it so that it contains the least amount of items possible, while also allowing the worst possible access to cleaning them possible.Loading the dishwasher the most inefficient way possible. And then insisting to run it on the full run sanitizing cycle with dry heating that takes 3 hrs 45 mins. to complete.
Yeah add that one to my list, coupled with not unloading the dishwasher and then piling up the sink with dirty dishes, vegetable peels, empty cans, paper towel, etc and then rushing off to Zumba after dinner so I get stuck with the messLoading the dishwasher the most inefficient way possible.