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TobiasFunke said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
Zow said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
Dustin Johnson is headed back to rehab, tough to stay off the slopes when you date a coke whore
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Seriously?
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Well, if I had to guess I would say he failed a drug test and is suspended as that is the only thing that makes sense in my mind as to why we would mention he is out of the Ryder Cup. My guess is he will need to go to rehab to satisfy the PGA. The PGA never announces their suspensions but this is most likely his second one unless you really believe he was out 11 weeks with a bad back a few years ago. I think there is little to no doubt Paulina loves blow and certainly a lot of whispers that DJ has enjoyed it since his college days.
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Looks like you were right: link

Weird that they test for it though, right? I'm having a hard time thinking of a less performance-enhancing drug/sport pairing than cocaine for a golfer.
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They test for all drugs. Performance-enhancing failures are announced...recreation failures are not.

 
TobiasFunke said:
Joe T said:
:useless:
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After I saw this post I did a google image search for "Jimmy Walker Wife" and most of the first 20 or so pics were of JJ from Good Times with Anne Coulter.
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:lol: Just did same thing.

Ali McKenzie or what ever her name is smokin hot. Combine that with Wayne Gretzky's daughter and I suddenly hate Dustin Johnson.

 
What a dirtbag Johnson is. Have it on good authority that he also broke up a marriage of a sponser family out in Sahalee a few years back when a big tourney was out there. Shvantz.

 
Uwe Blab said:
What a dirtbag Johnson is. Have it on good authority that he also broke up a marriage of a sponser family out in Sahalee a few years back when a big tourney was out there. Shvantz.
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Takes two to tango. I imagine the mrs probably would have stepped out with someone else if not Johnson.

 
Monty won the European Tour Order of Merit 8 times, 7 in a row. He had a putt to win the PGA at Riviera, finished 2nd the next year at Royal Lytham & St Annes, runner up at the US Open thrice. Ryder Cup hero several times over. Among modern players it's a long ways to 2nd best player to never win a major.

 
BobbyLayne said:
Monty won the European Tour Order of Merit 8 times, 7 in a row. He had a putt to win the PGA at Riviera, finished 2nd the next year at Royal Lytham & St Annes, runner up at the US Open thrice. Ryder Cup hero several times over. Among modern players it's a long ways to 2nd best player to never win a major.
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Agreed. Although Westie and Sergio are making a good run at it.
 
mr roboto said:
BobbyLayne said:
Monty won the European Tour Order of Merit 8 times, 7 in a row. He had a putt to win the PGA at Riviera, finished 2nd the next year at Royal Lytham & St Annes, runner up at the US Open thrice. Ryder Cup hero several times over. Among modern players it's a long ways to 2nd best player to never win a major.
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Agreed. Although Westie and Sergio are making a good run at it.
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BPTNWAM used to be used affectionately; it was a way to recognize underrated players. It devolved into a pejorative. I've read many times it's a modern, media driven term. I think the first players I heard used extensively were Weiskopf and Kite; thankfully they both broke their yoke eventually.

 
BobbyLayne said:
mr roboto said:
BobbyLayne said:
Monty won the European Tour Order of Merit 8 times, 7 in a row. He had a putt to win the PGA at Riviera, finished 2nd the next year at Royal Lytham & St Annes, runner up at the US Open thrice. Ryder Cup hero several times over. Among modern players it's a long ways to 2nd best player to never win a major.
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Agreed. Although Westie and Sergio are making a good run at it.
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BPTNWAM used to be used affectionately; it was a way to recognize underrated players. It devolved into a pejorative. I've read many times it's a modern, media driven term. I think the first players I heard used extensively were Weiskopf and Kite; thankfully they both broke their yoke eventually.
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Mickelson had the tag for a while. 13 years after he won his first tournament, he'd won 22 tournaments and finished in the top 10 at the majors 17 times. But no majors until the 2004 Masters.

 
DiStefano said:
BobbyLayne said:
mr roboto said:
BobbyLayne said:
Monty won the European Tour Order of Merit 8 times, 7 in a row. He had a putt to win the PGA at Riviera, finished 2nd the next year at Royal Lytham & St Annes, runner up at the US Open thrice. Ryder Cup hero several times over. Among modern players it's a long ways to 2nd best player to never win a major.
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Agreed. Although Westie and Sergio are making a good run at it.
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BPTNWAM used to be used affectionately; it was a way to recognize underrated players. It devolved into a pejorative. I've read many times it's a modern, media driven term. I think the first players I heard used extensively were Weiskopf and Kite; thankfully they both broke their yoke eventually.
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Mickelson had the tag for a while. 13 years after he won his first tournament, he'd won 22 tournaments and finished in the top 10 at the majors 17 times. But no majors until the 2004 Masters.
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8 of those were 2nd/3rd; Stewart made 2 insane putts to nip him @ Pinehurst but he definitely missed some easy back 9 putts to give away a couple. What an amazing run he's had, though. The shot off the pine straw to go for the eagle at the 2010 Masters ranks as one of the best full shots in history, and his 66 to come from 5 back to win The Open last year is one of the most improbable rounds. Those two post-meltdown at Winged Foot majors really took his legacy to a different level.

 
Sinn Fein said:
Jules Winnfield said:
ffldrew said:
Now Watson's job is a lot easier
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But what about he defenders that say the Ryder Cup NEEDS Tiger for the ratings
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Who covers the Ryder Cup? NBC? I am sure we'll still get plenty of Tiger coverage about him not being here, and what it means to the American public to have a hero missing in action.
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They will probably come out with a commemorative coin about "The Missing Hero" Tiger Woods

 
Frankly I'm shocked he came back when he did. 11 weeks after a back surgery with his swing? Obviously came back to early.

 
So does he just shut it down until February?

Dude has made a ton of Silly Season money with appearance fees at Abu Dhabi and the like.

 
Tiger Woods new goal - challenge Jack's record of 8 Champions Tour major victories.

He has a little over a decade to rehab and prepare for the challenge.

 
Sinn Fein said:
Tiger Woods new goal - challenge Jack's record of 8 Champions Tour major victories.

He has a little over a decade to rehab and prepare for the challenge.
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I'd be surprised if Tiger even plays on the Champions Tour. Doesn't seem like his style at all. I think he just disappears from public life at that age, especially if he never even sniffs Jack's PGA major record.

 
17seconds said:
Sinn Fein said:
Tiger Woods new goal - challenge Jack's record of 8 Champions Tour major victories.

He has a little over a decade to rehab and prepare for the challenge.
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I'd be surprised if Tiger even plays on the Champions Tour. Doesn't seem like his style at all. I think he just disappears from public life at that age, especially if he never even sniffs Jack's PGA major record.
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Dude's got bills to pay. Might be a limited schedule but if his sponsors want him to play....

 
JaxBill said:
17seconds said:
Sinn Fein said:
Tiger Woods new goal - challenge Jack's record of 8 Champions Tour major victories.

He has a little over a decade to rehab and prepare for the challenge.
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I'd be surprised if Tiger even plays on the Champions Tour. Doesn't seem like his style at all. I think he just disappears from public life at that age, especially if he never even sniffs Jack's PGA major record.
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Dude's got bills to pay. Might be a limited schedule but if his sponsors want him to play....
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Yeah but he doesn't like people. As soon as the majors quest is over, he's gone.

 
17seconds said:
JaxBill said:
17seconds said:
Sinn Fein said:
Tiger Woods new goal - challenge Jack's record of 8 Champions Tour major victories.

He has a little over a decade to rehab and prepare for the challenge.
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I'd be surprised if Tiger even plays on the Champions Tour. Doesn't seem like his style at all. I think he just disappears from public life at that age, especially if he never even sniffs Jack's PGA major record.
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Dude's got bills to pay. Might be a limited schedule but if his sponsors want him to play....
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Yeah but he doesn't like people. As soon as the majors quest is over, he's gone.
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Do you think he is done now - because his quest is effectively over.

 
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